>just gonna grab a few bro

>>80169862
sweet or salted?

i cummed in them bro. i need the extra protein. just so you know what the stickyness comes from. don't judge me you bastard. the body was created for self sustainment. if i can't eat my own cum, what can i do? when the bombs fall and you all starve i will live like a king. never going hungry or thirsty.

>>80169934
*stops talking to bf*
*turns around*

mmm hey baby you seem like a REAL man not the jerk dumbass I'm dating, wanna have a quicky in the showers ;)

>>80170098
>tfw the locker rooms at my theatre dont come with a shower

once my friend poked a hole in the bottom of the bucket and stuck his flaccid penis through it. the three of us shared popcorn and didn't even realize it until we got to the bottom.

good times

Take it all, I'm cutting

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>Just gonna grab a tendie real quick, bro

>>80170360
if you take my tendie i'm gonna fucking stab you in the heart and turn the knife, man

>>80170360
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>80170360

>>80170360
Hey """bro""" what if a you earn your own GBP """"bro"""" and get your own fucking tendie """""""""bro"""""""""""

>>80170360
If this is just a regular old tendie, it's cool my man.

If it's a chick-fil-a tendie though, I'm gonna fuckin REE so goddamn loud.

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got enough butter bro?

>>80169934
that doesnt make any sense. what extra protein? your body needed that protein to make the cum in the first place

>>80171252
Put some on my crab legs now

>>80171252
That's not butter.

>>80171993
looks like butter?
smells like butter
tastes like butter?
it's butter

>>80172021
It's not butter.

>>80171993
I don't care what it is, it's delicious

>>80171252

Why do Americans love soggy wet popcorn. Same with Nachos. All the texture is gone for a mushy mess of shit.

>>80169862

... bro.

>>80172072
What kind of answer are you expecting to hear?

>>80172116
Read a book NIGGER

>he doesn't stick his tongue into his popcorn tub and pull the popcorn out like a chameleon eating flies

>>80172366
RAISE YO KIDS, RAISE YO KIDS

>>80172440
h-how did you know?

bro

I fucking hate this board

>>80172663
Your mom goes to college

>>80172663
>Wahhh waaaaahh I hate this week board
Fuck off faggot