Why would you need a scythe in space?

TO DESTROY US ALL

>>80166122
SPACE WHEAT

To become the grim reaper

>>80166122

To harvest the dead

To escort the souls of the dead to the afterlife. You the Grim Reaper is going to travel however billions of miles to do it himself?

Why did they have flamethrowers on the prometheus

No one touches the wheat.

>>80166122
I want to fug her so hard. Especially with red hair like that.

>>80166176

The Grim Wheater

I looked through the documents, it's literally nothing. Huh, I wonder what all the hype was about. Pretty much useless stuff.

>>80166122
the real question is why they brought women

>>80166253

Cause they needed someone feminine but you were unavailable

>>80166253

Because Weyland want aliens to fuck them to produce bioweapons for his corporation

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WHEAT NIGGA

>>80166278
I thought he wanted not to die.

>>80166236
I Like a good pun

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Because their ultimate goal was to create space meat

>>80166355
Covenant takes place after Prometheus. so Weyland is dead RIP. it's just his corporation's stakeholders now who are turning the direction towards weapons R&D, paving the way for Alien 1 to occur after that

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Why did the forget to bring their medical crystals, for the crystal treatmnet

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>>80166282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDuITiNBAOA

The Aliens never stop singing while harvesting wheat.

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To bring some comfort to us all

>>80166122
I've gotta knock some points off for the poor photoshop, but the audacious premise gives it standout appeal in today's stagnant market.

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