y'all better not be touching my wheat

>not color grading the hat to match the movie
>not using the wheat in the trailer

amateur hour here

>>80165792
oh so you just think everything is fake now just because Trump says so?

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Xeno'd

>>80165792

>questioning Ridley Scotts Hovis enriched artistic vision

fuck off, retard. You're retarded.


Ridley is as good today....

...as he's always been.

anybody got a link for the /tv/ edition of the trailer?

>>80166057
I need to see this shit.

>>80165845
wait what? I thought it was the other guys who claimed everything was fake.
Wheat is real though. It has gluten.
The bonus, on the other hand, is a lie.

>>80165725
if bo ridley didley scott see this image he better get on suicide watch asap

>>80165886
nice ad honimem

>>80166057
What?

>>80165867
>It is not the acid they fear, Ripley, It is my scythe. I will make you wheatlord of the entire galaxy. The engineers will kneel at your feet, if you will but kneel at mine.

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Gluten is the real enemy, it will eat your intestines like alien blood, Scott is trying to tell us whats really happening

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On a side note we shall have several alien subspecies on the movie.

We'll have an Alien King.
Proto Aliens and female Aliens.
Riddley is pissed when they said his movie lacked aliens so he's throwing aliens everywhere as a fuck you all statement.

>>80167358
>as a fuck you all statement.
more like he is just responding to what he thinks fans want, because he has no idea what to do

Two races fighting over another due to resources.
The White flesh aliens and the black slave caste aliens.

The plot is that.

>>80167358
Holy shit alien king, are there even king bees in real life? Do they just get eaten by the female or something?

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Here it is.

>>80167516
Kings in ants/bee colonies are usually just a few stud ants whose only role is fucking the queen.

It's unclear what David or Shaw researched when landing on the planet or if they were part of it. But there's several types of aliens now. On a evolutionary scale and of races and species.
The most intelligent plant wheat perhaps.

>>80167576
And why would you want this?

>>80167700
No idea.

>>80167590
>in the land of bees the chad is king

For an alien film, they are showing the aliens too much so they are, or have something else we haven't seen in store for us all.

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mmh...bonus?

So you telling me, that the cereals my kids eat are some cooked up alien shit they plant? Like honey?
Do they have royal jelly made out of wheat or something?

>>80167871
I wish they put a sassy black dude there just for shit and giggles. So that when stupidity comes, he's the first to say it.

Let split up.
Nigga, we are being hunted by god knows what and you want us to split up in a spooky alien ship? Hell nah! I'm grab my wheat and leave the fuck alone this place.

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>>80165725
I hope the underlying sublot of the movie is weyland-monsanto corp using the black goo to geneticly modify the wheat to turn it into GMO steroided cash crop wheat.

The xenos are but simple organic farmers growing only enough wheat to feed what they need. Enraged by the imperialist normies and GMO cash cropping they rebel and are driven to kill the normies and take back their farms.

Bravo, pure wheat kino.

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The space axe will surve purpose.

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>>80165725
WHEAT
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>>80168369

>>80166057
>>80166297
>>80167038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHUjyWhowI&feature=youtu.be

it's shit anyway

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>>80168195
>yfw you realize this was the motivation of the xenos to kill all along
>xenos are the champions of simple organic sustainable farming standing up against Big Agra
>they hunt weyland-monsanto crews in a extra galactic revolution and on principle
>yfw wheat truly was the key to all of it tying prometheus and the movie universe all together

SIMPLE FARMER
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>>80168678

>not using his tail as a scythe to cut the wheat

sad

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>>80168195
>modify the wheat to turn it into GMO steroided cash crop wheat.

what about bonuses from the highly successful wheat? that situation definitely needs to be adressed

>>80169049
Agreed.

someone post that webm of ripley...you know the one

>>80167516
>are there even king bees in real life?
No, you have Queens, Workers, and Drones.
Queens are born when a Queen starts laying eggs in queen cups, which lets the Workers know to feed those larvae extra royal jelly so they mature into a Queen.
Workers are born from fertilized eggs, their job is to gather food, feed the babies, and protect the hive.
Drones are born from unfertilized eggs, their job is to fuck the Queen all day, who may be their mother or sister, and die afterwards because their penis gets ripped off. They may also go to a different hive and fuck the Queen of that one.
All baby bees are fed royal jelly, but they only mature into Queens when fed copious amounts.

So no, there are no King Bees.

>>80168195
>>80168678
>>80169049
THE WHEAT WAS THE KEY TO THE BONUS SITUATION THIS WHOLE TIME

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>80168909
You forgot the exclamation mark anon

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>>80165725
*wheat seeds float out of airlock*

>>80165867
This is why we need to kill all xenos

What is the deal with the wheat, does it need to be maintained or something, like can you not have wild wheat, and the film is implying that the Aliens are tending to their crops.

>>80165725
I liked it better when he spoke in all caps.

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I AM BUT A

SIMPLE

FARMER

>>80171181
Awww, much better :)

>>80168568
this is better than the official one...

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>>80168369

perfect

WH-EAT THIS!

What is the tax policy on wheat import from foreign planets?

don't really understand this meme desu

Why did Prometheus have so much more kinographic trailers?

>>80173020
It looked fresh and different at the time so it stood out. Covenant looks exactly the same so it looks like a retread, nothing novel about it except wheat and daytime alien.

>>80170294
>BONUS SITUATION
what?

>>80172729
I hope theres a lot of exposition on the wheat trade. I didnt feel we got enough of intergalactic trade agreements in any of the alien kinoverse

>>80174046
I doubt it, a lot of these fantasy/sci fi franchises barely go into the details of their worlds. Lazy writing.

>>80174246
True. Phantom menace was the only one to do space business agreements right. It elevevated it from scifi flick to true kino. We need more exposition and world building in our scifis the people should demand more.

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Can i get a basic gestalt on the wheat meme?

>>80174307
Truly a film ahead of its time.

>>80165867
You just know

>>80174363
Well you see when they land on paradise there is wheat. Nu ripley comments that its wheat and must have been planted. Its a clue and first sign of life. The xenos must have planted it and farm it for food.

>>80174767
their hidden mission objective is to obtain the wheat for military purposes

>>80174363
The wheats are real but the harvest is fake

>>80174809
Not for military purposes but for the bonuses. See weyland-monsanto partnered after discovering the genetic manipulator properties of the black goo. They plan to alter and create GMO super wheat and farm it all over paradise. Sort of how we conquered america and took indian wheat and corn. It will be pure kino.

>>80167719
Technically male bees are all NEETs who die after tasting that bee pussy immediately because bee pussy can only be satisfied it rips out your lower abdomen off you.

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>>80173496

don't act like you don't know about the bonus situation

i want my bonus

>>80174363
Imagine the mystery of Prometheus with the added excitement of wheat and wheat farming. That is what you are about to experience.

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>>80168678
wait...

>Superman is an alien
>Just the dream of a farmer from Kansas

wat

>>80167308
The trailer showed the one that came out of the engineer in Prometheus, plus the normal ones for us that come from humans.

>>80165725
DUDE WHEAT LMAO