>OH MY GOHD THE DAILY MAIL >british **humor**

>**humor**
>**

what did he mean by this

>>80165255
This is a weird meta post and I don't like it. Also the Dailymail is shit. I find it funny you yanks believe anything that comes out of it.

>It's a publicly funded panel show imposes mandatory minimum numbers of women and non-white panelists episode

brits have the worst swear words

HAHA RUDE WORD

>>80165255
Is this supposed to be Andy Parsons?

Went to see him live once (got the ticket free from a friend) and he is fucking awful

I hate minorities.

I don't care about minorities.

I don't mind minorities.

Pick one and then leave.

dolphin in a bathtub?

>it's a farage episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I

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>>80165255
It's a piss take of liberals who do nothing but cry about the Daily Mail, through the medium of an unfunny comedian called "Andy Parsons" who is particularly guilty of it.

Sorry it went over your head.

>>80165282
>I find it funny you yanks believe anything that comes out of it.

Is the Dailymail factually incorrect, or are they just biased in that they release too many articles about certain topics?

Number 5's an ugly stupid mental wanker paedophile

>>80165355
>>80165444
i regret introducing /tv/ to this

>>80165435
Both to a certain extent, though primarily the former. They repeatedly get in trouble with watchdogs for being misleading. They do get singled out a bit for criticism when most of them do it though.

>>80165435
They're fake news in the literal sense of the term.

They take news stories and spin them and omit information to fit a narrative.

They're basically a right wing CNN

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>>80165479
yeah you were the only person to have ever watched it you daft cunt

>>80165435

The Daily Mail newspaper is fairly right-wing (in a right-of-centre way - not the modern Left's definition of "anything to the right of Lenin is far right") but it has pretty good exposes and the journalism is solid despite what people say. The Daily Mail can seriously twist the knife if they want to and have a serious turnover to pay for it.

The Mail Online is, like everything on the internet, complete and utter garbage but the comment sections can be gold if you want to see what the great British public are really like.

>>80165435
The Sun and the Daily Mail are prime targets for leftist virtue signalling.

Want to look good to your lefty friends? Tell them how much you hate those filthy rags and how Britain could become a socialist utopia if not for the scummy Murdoch press.

>>80165283
>the panel shows instantly take a nosedive in quality

What were they expecting when Jo Brand was suddenly on every other episode of every show

>>80165545
i regret introducing it to members of /tv/ who hadn't seen it before captain autismo

>>80165299
do 1 you fucking muppet

>>80165576

Isn't the Mirror owned by Murdoch too? Because that is Guardian for blue collar joes who like tits.

>>80165610
Probably, but Guardian readers will hate that too because as much as they have a general contempt for the working classes

>>80165641

excellent point, well made

>>80165299

Utter melt

>>80165299
Fuck off you nonce

>>80165299
pure radgie

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>>80165576
The Sun is a shit rag though.

They still to this day employ Kelvin MacKensie to write columns despite the whole Hilsborough thing. Not even a scouser, but most people who fuck up THAT badly and still laugh about it wouldn't get to remain employed by a company.

That and they'll willingly and brazenly lie on their front page knowing they'll just have to put a small retraction that most won't see it. They recently ran a headline stating a high number of Muslims support Isis. Now maybe they do, maybe they don't, I don't know, but they basically pulled the numbers out of their arse just to sell a paper. I'm no huge muzzie fan, but I prefer the truth or at least something close to it on the front page, as opposed to made up headlines designed to shock.

Fuck The Sun and fuck anyone who reads it.

blimey bit rough in here innit

>>80165299
jog on you massive ringpiece

>>80165751
all UK comedy threads go through endless permutations of political discussion but always end up calling stewart lee a cunt

Can we bully some old people now?

>>80165299
sod off you bellend

>>80165299
fuck off you bloody scotsman

>>80165807
only if theyre white ya fucking numpty

>Are you talking about my husband?

>>80165479
OP here, I thank you for it

>>80165299
end urself fannyflap

so whos gonna pay for my tv license ya fucking dogs the lot of ya

fish and chips anyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

spoon feeding

>>80165930
hmmm yes this is exactly what british people sound like, well done

>>80165737
Even the people who buy the Sun know its shit

Its cheap fodder only good for chip paper

eerrrrr ed milliband total cock up

>>80165996
The Hislop impression was spot on

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>>80165930
>ya fucking dogs the lot of ya

Yeah... Nailed it anon....

>>80165963
you fucking prick dont u backchat me ill fucking end ya cunt

wheres ur tv license show me it

>>80166027
it's in here...

*unzips dick*

>>80166052
you fucking prat

lads im really aussie but my dads pretty posh so i dunno i think i can pretend well

wankers

>>80165435
Theres nothing wrong with the Daily Mail

Lefties just cry about it because it isn't a Marxist echo chamber like the BBC or The Guardian

>>80165255
It's a mockery of what counts for humour on a panel show, you dolt

>>80165435
It just triggers SJWs but it called out shit like Rotherham and the mess that happens in Sweden everyday.

>>80166155
I would argue that most Lefties today aren't Marxist at all. They see inequality as something caused by white men rather than the Capitalist system.

>>80166214
Its cultural Marxism as opposed to traditional Marxism

You no longer have the proletariat vs. the bourgeoisie, its now the oppressed vs. the oppressor (white people)

>>80166267
Cultural Marxism is an oxymoron to begin with. Traditional Marxism was concerned as much with culture and sociology as it was with economics, the two were interlinked.

>>80165299

thundercunt! stop being such a tart.

>>80166401

That wouldn't be oxymoronic. It'd be redundant or misleading, sure.

>>80165255
>DICK SHIT PISS FUCK
>Laughtrack
american """"""""""humor""""""""""

>>80165736
cringe
dumb glascunt

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

THE

DAILY

MAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

has andy parsons been invited on any other show besides mock the week, I don't think I've seen him anywhere else, he's so bad even by panal show standards.

>>80167180
He was on This Week recently.

I want to know what dirt he had on the producers of Mock the Week to keep him on there for so long

>>80165610
Nope that's Trinity Mirror, although I agree with your second point.

The Mirror got off quite lightly from the phone hacking scandal 2bh, Murdoch's rags took most of the heat and were a lot more extensive irrc but they did their fair share too

>>80165299
fuck off downton abbey

>>80167302
Utter his frustration over the Daily Mail

>>80166155
scum

ANT WITTICUM UUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGH

>>80167180
he must have had some dirt on a bbc nonce producer i refuse to believe he was actually liked by audiences

>tfw nobody watches this currently airing underappreciated british kino

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>>80167449
forgot image

>>80165255
Spot on for andy "the daily mail" parsons though

>>80167302
>I want to know what dirt he had on the producers of Mock the Week to keep him on there for so long

it's honestly baffling, you see it on shows that run for so long like mock the week or QI that certain guests eventually don't get invited back after a few awful appearances, and he just seems immune.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7xsGHMdNEA

>>80167482
I do. Last week's episode was fucked up.

>>80167600
Haven't got round to it yet, but I enjoyed The Bill episode

>>80167482
Is this a porn parody of The Prisoner?

is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

>>80167636
Yeah, The Bill was good. The first half was too relatable. But I guess that's what a lot of the episodes are, relatable situations taken to absurd extremes.

>>80165299
They have better swear words than Americans. Seriously all we have is like at best 10 words while Brits have an entire dictionary of curse words.

>>80165299
>PUNK ASS
>BITCH ASS
>PUSSY ASS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TVVZ75J7cQ

>>80165435

The Daily Mail is less biased than the Guardian

Comments section is better too

>>80167482
>>80167600
>>80167636
I can't stand the guys who made it but I watched the bill one when my dad had it on the other day, it was alright

>>80169111
I'm not a huge fan of Shearsmith and Pembertons other stuff either, but Inside No. 9 is pretty good

all episodes vary in quality as it's all just short stories with twists but some such as 12 Days of Christine are fantastic

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Is Ken Barnet /ourguy/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQa5NsdYSts

>Boyish coy look

>>80167650
Solid joke, have a you.

>>80165299
spacker

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>>80167400
Shitskin Paki Mohammed lover

D I D D Y
I
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>>80165299
Fuck off you big spastic, you're a mentalist!

>>80167442
Russel Howard was apparently liked enough to be given his own show, so you never can tell

>>80165299

piss off knobhead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H02J61Ma5A

>>80165255

Anon why are you copying my thread from earlier?

This is sad.

>>80174947
I'm pretty sure it's the same thread

>>80168807
UP AT THE START OF A SENTENCE, and then DOWN at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo

>>80167808
>le 'don't hate us euros we're not all like this' face
Pitiful.

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Oh you can't beat a nice quiet night in for a change, can ya mate?

>>80165309
I hate everyone equally, but individuals have the capacity to rise up to indifference if they subvert my preconceptions by not acting cunty or obnoxious.
It's the standard I hold everyone to, really. Irritating until proven otherwise.

>>80165435
literally fake news mixed with celebrity tabloid shit and sensationalized headlines that are arguably yellow journalism-tier. They're pretty right leaning, but honestly it's irrelevant because the Daily Mail would be equally as terrible if it was centre, liberal, or wasn't political at all. It's the worst things about modern journalism/news/media all in one paper. Also they've gotten into a lot of shit over the years for hacking celebrities phones and other scummy shit. I'm pretty sure they hacked into a dead girls phone at one point. Bizarre that it's still around.

>British Humor is so Superior to american.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk9wCifwnuA&feature=youtu.be

if you say so.

>>80166155
so you're saying that no matter how terrible the Daily Mail is, both in content and honesty, it gets a pass because it's right-leaning? I know this is probably b8 but what the fuck

I don't think any of the major criticisms of the Daily Mail have anything to do with politics. I'm sure people hate it because it's right leaning, don't get me wrong, but it's not like Fox News where it's an actual news source that has a right-wing bias, it's genuinely shit and at points is the very definition of fake news, even when politics aren't involved

>>80167650
This joke has a target audience of about 3 people

10/10

>>80165299
do one, you utter twat

>>80165435
the amount of shit they're published before researching it properly just makes them untrustworthy

>>80177951
We don't talk about THAT show.

>>80165299

neck yourself you absolute wasteman

>>80165299
Mong alert

>>80166019
The whole bit is pretty ruthless. Merton is fucking uncanny.

>>80173360
There's an ad for some special that keeps airing on some channel. Here are the jokes highlighted.

>If you got to a chinese restaurant and see chinese people you get very excited. 'Look, if they're here, this must be a very good establishment'
>I can't do a poo in public without running a tap!
>My mum is always making up phrases. Here's one from the other day. <Old Lady Voice> 'Trouble with me is I'm too clever for my own socks'

It's fucking horrible.

>>80167650
I understood

>>80169509
>I'm not a huge fan of Shearsmith and Pembertons other stuff either, but Inside No. 9 is pretty good
Weirdly, I find them to often be the weakest part of their own show. I like them well enough (LoG is great) but they tend to play quite hammy characters that often jar with the guest actors and general tone. It's strange.

>>80167449
>>80167482
Not every ep is worth watching but the ones that land are great. Sardines, A Quiet Night In, The 12 Days Of Christine, Cold Comfort and Nana's Party are highlights of the first two seasons. Have only seen The Bill of the current episode but that was great. They excel at those 'play-like' episodes where everything is very contained and focused on dialogue.

>>80169068
that's rubbish

the Guardian is miles better

you're just saying that as a knee jerk reaction

>>80167585
This is literally perfect.