>walk into busy chinese market full of ladders and livestock
>this guy walks up and trips over you
>woa hey i dont want no trabble!
What do you do?
start swinging. nigga old as fuck
Seeing as he has stated he wants no trouble, I proceed... with caution mind you
>>80160359
This
Legend of the drunken master is a masterpiece
You literally can not argue this
Don't start trabble with him? I meah, why would I? At least give us something to work with, OP.
>>80160988
1st one has a better theme tho
>purchase all of the livestock and ladders
>drive them to my house
>go back and apologize profusely for sleeping in the street
>pray
>>80161072
forgot link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Elaz06Gyw
when this started you knew shit was going down
>>80160988
>>80161072
>>80161092
Tai-Chi Master objectively has the best theme of any Asian martial arts movie ever.
There can be no argument. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHvOdH8oAAE
>>80161167
>objectively
nah
>>80161298
Show me a better theme then. Prove me wrong.
Beat his little chink ass
>>80160265
Well at least he isn't also holding a baby, I'd be fucked then.