>British ""Comedians""

>>80158216
Blonde Freddie Prinze Jr.

Any British comedian who doesn't get swept up by America is shit, and will forever be stuck doing panel shows for BBC and Channel 4.

Prove me wrong

>>80158356
kek you're not wrong at all.

>>80158356
What about the ones that just don't translate over well like Morecambe & Wise were?

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So there's this thing called the internet, as I'm sure you're aware, and on the internet there's a site called 4chan, which is basically a bunch of idiotic halfwits complaining that everyone else is "off-topic."

The thing is, on 4chan, everyone posts with the same name, Anonymous (which ironically isn't actually a name but rather a determination that one HAS no name). You'd think that would be confusing, but all of these people are so terribly simple minded that the only things they manage to write on there are so meaningless that nobody cares who's addressing who anyway.

It's all just one big textual cauldron of nonsense, arranged in little blue boxes which have numbers in the corner to impose some semblance of order on this festival of bullshit.

Oh, and there's "dubs." "Dub's" is where these simpletons actually celebrate the fact that their previous little box, or the little box of another moron, has been assigned a number that ends with the same two digits. Kind of like when the odometer in your car reaches the point where it turns to ten thousand miles and you see the numbers all turn over at the same time and get a mild feeling of satisfaction, it's that, but on the most pitiful scale imaginable.

THERE'S A ONE IN TEN CHANCE OF THIS HAPPENING, IT'S NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT, STOP BEING IMPRESSED BY INEVITABLE RECURRENCES OF THE SAME NUMBER BEING DISPLAYED TWICE IN A ROW, GET YOUR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ARSES, GO OUTSIDE AND GET A FUCKING LIFE!

>>80158356

How this monotonous, monotone, depressive fuck became famous is beyond on me.

>>80158455
Checked

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>>80158455

4chan confirmed for pathetic

>>80158216
DUDE
UKIP
LMAO

>>80158498
Bill hicks is great anon he was massive in Britain.

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>>80158477
Checkd and kekd

>>80158356
You couldn't be more wrong

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british """"""""""food"""""""""

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Susan boyles brother checking in.

>>80158356
I'd agree but the only two comedians to make me actually laugh out loud were Bernard Manning and Peter Kay

>>80158356
Are you implying John Oliver is funny?

>>80158216
This guy in Comedy Central way too much where I am. Pure normie humour.

>>80158555

That looks good.

>>80158356
The complete opposite is true

>Frankie Boyle
>Jerry Sadowitz
>Stewart Lee

These are the only true "great" comedians active in the Uk right now. There's some other good ones like Sean Lock or Kevin Bridges but America has Britain beat in comedy by miles.

Most British comedians are too scared to be unique. They all do the same shit routine full of shit punchlines and puns.

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>>80158356
U wot m8?

>>80158557
'I fucked a dead monkey' hahahaha
*adjusts glasses*

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>>80158458

>pic related

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best black comedian checking in.

>>80158758
Ainsley's a comedian?

>>80158643

Fucking this

All they can do is comment on politics, being married with kids or something from 'the good old days'.
Occasionally they'll steal the current popular American punchline.

>>80158770
Britain is better than the rest of Europe but not as good as America.

t. knower

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>>80158498

A good book

*connects thumb and index finger together*

iscalleda'pageturner'

*leans forward while excessively nodding head*

Sure that is the minimum you'd expect from any book?

*smiles while nodding head leans back and puffs chest out*

*runs across stage to appease the other side of audience*

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1.russel howard
2 lenny Hendry
3 ricky gervies
4 Richard blackwood
5 Frankie boyle

>>80158877
>*runs across stage to appease the other side of audience*

kek I fucking hate it when he does this

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We need the uk version of will smith at a much lower cost.

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>>80158216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCbD6MZqQWM
is it a dolphin in a bathtub?

>>80158969
Paul Whitehouse is fuckin based

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>>80158969
>hahahaha rude word!

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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUNNY
STOP LAUGHING YOU DON'T GET IT

>>80159026
>ondemand version is butchered and has all the phil collins bits cut out

>>80158969
Sarah milligan
lenny Hendry
mikey Macintyre
russel howard
james crorden

spike these cunts with acid please anon

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>>80159026

>>80158648
came to post this

>>80159037
Hope this guy gets beheaded by a muslim

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>>80158969

Fucking kek

Pretty much spot on. Basically this thread in video form.

>>80159139
He's like Ian Huntley to me

>>80158969
I'm glad Harry and Paul are still funny, they seemed to avoid the fate of most other comedy duos

>>80158969
Is number five Ben Swain?

>>80159175
>they seemed to avoid the fate of most other comedy duos
let's not pretend they didn't shit out multiple bad series after the 90s

this special was the best thing they did in a decade
>>80159179
i believe so

>>80158969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2FToyZil3I
Are they /ourguys/?

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>>80159217

They well and truly are
/ourlads/

>>80158877
>*squeals*

>>80158706
What's wrong with Hugh Dennis? He's good in Outnumbered.

>>80158648
>>80159128
it doesn't say anything about British comedians who get swept up being not shit

>>80158557
As someone who's lived in Glasgow, I can tell you this fucker is upper-middle class as fuck. He's a fake weegie stereotype

>>80158216
I don't know who this is but the second I opened up the picture I could tell he was gay

>>80159311

>implying outnumbered is good
>implying the quoted post isn't everything wrong with him

>>80159338
>lived in Glasgow

Who gives a shit what you think you English cunt? Oh you spent some time in byres road? You must be a real Glaswegian then.

>weegie

kys

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Sean Lock is one of the few I can stand

something about his demeanour is funny to me
also 15 Storeys High was pretty comfy

it even had Kublai Khan from Marco Polo

>>80159366
Maybe he's just a fuckboi.

>>80159384
I live in East Fife. Scotland is a bit of a shithole lad. Went to St Andrews.

>>80159398
sean lock is shit anon, almost as bad as russ howard.

>>80159366

He's certainly a faggot

>>80159417
>went to st andrews
>thinks a guy from pollokshaws and now lives in partick is upper middle class
>thinks upper middle class is even a thing in britain

you really need to kill yourself mate

>>80158916
Kill yourself

I like these two, do you? Thanks for responding
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vukpjl44Yo0

>>80158969
Fuck me, I actually laughed at this. The first time something made in Britain has made me laugh in a long time

>>80158455
Apart from the swearing at the end that sounds just like him

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>>80158216

>Puts flavour of the week meme video on screen
>Makes ""witty"" comparison or points out the obvious
>uses teeth and eye as an advantage to make audience laugh with a funny face

>>80158455
Nice dubs anon.

>>80159398
I used to watch all these kind of comedians, especially on the channel 'dave' a few years ago but I just can't do it anymore given how annoying far left everyone is. I wan't to laugh, not hear your faggy political opinions. Shaun lock is one of the few that is actually funny, half of the time at least. I bought his stand up dvd for my parents a couple years ago and they loved it.

>>80159493
lol your parents have a dvd player

>>80159338
>>80159384
He's right though. Boyle is a sanctimonious, self-mythologising middle class wankpiece pretending that to be working class. So typical of Scotland these days, especially the yes lobby.

t. Midlothian poorfag

>>80158455
godly dubs

>>80159446
I never said any of that lad. I just said Scotland is a bit of a shithole. The fact Glasgow is now like Cardiff (full of non-English speaking cunts) is just hilarious. SNP is ruining this country demanding more 'refugees' to come in. Then dumps them all over the place. The country is being filled with immigrants for some reason.

>>80159511
shut the FUCK UP

>>80158648
I hate that such a fat arrogant piece of shit markets himself as a chubby funster good guy.

>>80159384
This post is exactly the level of tryhardism I'm talking about. Guarantee you're from Cambuslang or some other little-england suburb.

>>80159511
Yes they do, it's fairly old and hidden in the tv cabinet. They also pirate films to watch on their telly you autist.

>>80159518
The problem with Cardiff is it's too full of English speakers.

>>80159518
you're right lad, fucking muslims are taking over, muslims everywhere lad i seent a video on /pol/ and it was fucking crazy lad

oh yeah i hate the snp as well man fucking snp so bad like i can't name anything bad about them except random things i've made up or read by some english guy on /pol/ but i hate them so much also the muslims of course

thank god for brexit and hail donald trump!

>>80159541
s-sorry

>>80159381
Outnumbered is good though. At the very least it gave you a break from what everyone is complaining about ITT - panel shows.

>>80159446
That poster wasn't me by the way, I never went to St Andrews and I live in Edinburgh now, which is the most English city in Scotland and yet still more genuine than Frankie Boyle

>>80159518
>Scotland is a shitehole
Easily the most pleasant country of the UK in which to live all things considered

Glasgow is a tip though, and so is Dundee

I can't be the only one that loves WILTY here - right?

>>80159026
The Sun is so full of cunts I think none of them got the irony of these 2 articles being next to each other

>>80158777
>>80158643
>'Frankie Boyle'
>great
you've got some growing up to do there kiddo

State of this Glumgow poster.

Why are Glaswegian posters invariably atrocious on the 'chon?

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>>80158216
NIGEL

>>80159556
>i lived with 5 other english in my glasgow uni dorm so i know what glasgow is about

Every english cunt that comes up to glasgow wants to talk shit about how Glasgow is just like England and we're all middle class. Only online of course because none of them actually talk to anyone from glasgow except when they ask the waitrose checkout girl if they take cheques.

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>>80158969
i dun geddit

>>80159626
bin dipper pls

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>>80159630
>State of this
>Glumgow
>invariably atrocious
>'chon

>>80159640
you have to have actually watched the shows

>>80159217
>look at camera

>>80159634
You've fallen for the trap.

Here's what all these glasgow uni students do

>oh you're from "area" that's middle class, you're middle class haha!
>oh you're from "area" that's poor, you're poor haha!

You can't win, they just go back to Dorset after they've finished their English Drama degree and talk about how silly Glasgow is.

>>80159217
How the fuck did Enfield stoop to Jack Whitehall's level in Bad Education when he's capable of this UKino?

>>80159572
Mate, 20,000 refugees were dumped into Scotland last year. I didn't say they were taking over, just that they're there. Get out of your nice country town and go to the main cities, lad.

>>80159582
Outside of there, sure. But that's the problem. SNP has dumped loads of these refugees into small island communities for some reason. Like the Isle of Bute, they dumped a load in there. It's a fucking community of 7,000 and they dump all these refugees in.

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The British stand-up circuit is dominated by University graduates who all enjoy the same safe humour.

I went to a comedy club recently and had to listen to jokes about Donald Trump and Britain First. All of them were performed in the same nasal-whine middle class voices. Everyone was a carbon copy of eachother. There were also quite a few female comedians doing the same old tired schtick.

It was very arts festival. Very NHS march on the week day, comedy club on the week night.

Perhaps it's just the inevitability of living in a smaller country where most people think the same. I find American comedians to be vastly superior, but mainly the older generation like Burr and Louis CK. The UK simply doesn't produce people with the courage to tell the softcore jokes that they manage to squeeze out.

The final straw was listening to that snobbish British cunt question Bill Burr on whether his comedy is appreciated by the right people, and how he cannot possibly believe in the things he says he does. It was said with such fucking arrogance, such a British effete right-on attitude.

vic & bob

yay or nay

>>80159634
Can smell your type a mile away.

>muh granda was on the shipyards
>muh glesga banter
>muh thatcher muh tories
>look at me I'm just a salt of the earth working class punter
>by the way fuck the english

Trying way too hard mate, you're middle class as fuck. If you were actually an authentic punter you wouldn't feel the need to validate yourself on 4chan.

>>80159458
The Trip is godly. Adding the fictional elements was fucking stupid, though. Should've just been a comfy doco about Steve and Rob annoying the shit out of each other.

>>80159770
>>muh thatcher muh tories
I have yet to meet anyone from Scotland or Northern Ireland that's a fan of Thatcher. I even had a history teacher that would only refer to her as "that bitch Thatcher."

>>80159572
>name anything bad about SNP

I forgot to answer this. First of, they have no fiscal policies of any merit. Secondly, their entire existence seems to be around FREEDUMB, without a detailed and viable economic plan to avoid being forced to rejoin the Union. Thirdly, they seem to think the EU will let us join them if we're independent, when the EU have categorically said they will not, while Spain and Belgium have said they will veto any attempt of us joining as well. Fourthly, they have a very 'open door' policy, because they're not living in the real world; they think bringing in loads of immigrants is a good idea, then decides to DESTROY these small island communities... WHICH IS SCOTTISH HERITAGE. THEY'RE THE SNP. WHY ARE THEY DOING THAT?

Fuck off you stupid cunt, do some reading in your life. If you were in front of me, I'd be square to fucking go like.

>>80158508

WHAT A BUNCH 'O RACISTS

>>80159791
I wouldn't say it's stupid, it gives it more of a unique feel. It's an interesting way to do a character comedy.

>>80159518
I'm just back from a four day trip to Scotland and I literally didn't see a single minority outside the airports.

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>>80158758
>Not Stephen K Amos

>>80159770
literally no one talks like any of that except in your made up stories. I'll just assume you've trolled me like the other anon said, so aye well done you got me i'm like so middle class dude

>>80159753
I want to be a comedian and I'm British, and you are 100% correct. There is literally nothing of value in the British circuit, not even the podcasts push the envelope. The London comedy scene (the main comedy scene in the country) is stuffed to the brim with purple-hairs and self-flagellating nu-males who think talking about their upper-middle-class parents and how unenlightened non-Londoners are is the apex of comedy.
It's depressing as fuck, as soon as I have any notoriety whatsoever I'm moving to the states.

>>80159753
In all honesty, I think stand up is just shite in general. It all just comes across as tryhard to me.

>>80159824
Do you have any talking points that aren't from /britpol/?

>>80158969
top hislop

hate that cunt with the big teeth

>>80159878
You're just shitposting now.

>>80159840
Go to Glasgow or Dundee or Edinburgh. St Andrews also has a load of foreigners as well but that's expected.

>>80159871
>The London comedy scene (the main comedy scene in the country) is stuffed to the brim with purple-hairs and self-flagellating nu-males

Bollocks.

>as soon as I have any notoriety

Yeah, good luck with that. Wanker.

>>80159756
Yes, most definitely

>>80159634
Never went to Glasgow uni, lived a worked a variety of shitty menial jobs in the merchant city for five years. You're projecting an awful lot onto me, and if you can't make an argument without pulling assumptions out of your arse it's a sure sign that you don't have one.

>>80158356
John Oliver was not even good enough for the BBC and Channel 4 panel show circuit. That's how bad he was.

>>80159817
When he says muh thatcher muh tories he means people whining about Thatcher. You literally just proved his point for him.

>>80159913
t. purple-haired, self-flagellating nu-male

>>80159911
But every city in Britain has its fair share of immigrants, is the situation in Scotland really any worse than London or Manchester etc

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;_;

>>80159817
Nobody's a big fan but the only cunts making a noise about it are poxy wee middle class student wanks.

I come from a mining town in Midlothian, the men in my family all worked in the mines and were involved in the Bilston Colliery riots of 85. People there don't talk about Thatcher and the Tories. This country isn't the hotbed of nascent socialism that mythologising middle class lefty fruits would have you believe.

>>80159945
>an adult needs to believe this

>>80159935
How'd he make it to Comedy Central? Is he jewish?

>>80159944
I'm not saying he's wrong - I'm pointing out hate for Thatcher isn't exactly rare in Scotland and Northern Ireland. The world doesn't revolve around south England you know?

>>80159949
Of course, but the problem is the SNP is doing this.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/25/syrian-refugees-resettled-on-remote-scottish-island-of-bute-comp/

>>80159959
>This country isn't the hotbed of nascent socialism that mythologising middle class lefty fruits would have you believe.

That's a false dilemma, as you well know.
t. Greenock born, Greenock bred

>>80159949

Manchester really isn't as bad as London. Its pretty good.

>>80158648
why is he even liked in America, everyone in Britain hates his guts he's a fat talent less little suckup

>>80158877
>spoonfeeding you his warm diarrhea

>>80159978
what's the matter anon, did they spoil your sincere lifelong ambition to croft on Bute?

Frank Skinner was great in his day

>>80159756
me mum named two stray cats that live with us after them

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>>80159957
>In August 2016, Collins made his return to TV, 2 years after his conviction, by becoming a regular presenter on FanTV, each Tuesday and Thursday on Showcasetv.

>The shows debut was considered to be a failure with just 412 people watching it live through its Facebook stream.

>>80158216
MY
U
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>>80160002
>why is he even liked in America

I think he's part of the same baffling trend that got Piers Morgan that job with CNN. It's CNN, right?

Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse did a decent parody of the state of British comedy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY

"working class" people need to get over themselves

>hurr my family were too dumb to achieve free university education when it was on offer so I'll be a bitter cunt all my life instead of ever trying to improve my standing

>>80158648
I'm not a fan of the guy but I've always thought it's a bit of a meme to be so overtly angry about him as people on here always are.

>>80159949
>>80159999
Yeah, I haven't noticed an issue in Manchester. I mean there are plenty of people not from the UK, but they all generally speak English. Not to mention the communities have clearly been established for a while, with large shops dedicated to a minority market.

>>80160027
Nah. I just don't think plonking them in an island community of 7k is a great idea.

>>80160080
>as people on here always are.
It's not just here. If you go to a LAD Bible/ UniLAD post about him you'll see nothing but hate.

Everyone seems to join in on the hate for some reason.

>>80160076
Since when was the definition of a working class person you spastic?

>>80160076
Most aren't like that at all. Most working class people (myself included) generally get on with their life and provide for their family. Obviously there's a decent portion of scum, and whining faggots but most of the working class are normal, nice people.

>>80160072
read the thread next time
>>80158969

>>80160027
What the fuck did you just fucking say to me you motherfucker? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in foot plough operation etc

Is there a single funny female comedian in the UK? Don't say Toksvig, because one, she isn't, and two she's about 89% male anyway. Just hate how all these panel shows have to fill their quotas with these unfunny cunts.

>>80160214
And don't say Aisling Bea either, like you fuckers always do. She's not funny.

>>80160214
This is partly the reason I don't watch panel shows anymore. They're just not as funny as they used to be and it's no coincidence.

>>80160113
oh well that's an anticlimax. personally I don't lose any sleep over Syrians because no matter where they eventually fetch up or where they happen to be when they're asked about it they always want the same thing ie to be back in their own country with reduced chances of getting killed

>>80160214
If there are, I wouldn't be able to tell you their names. Same with black comedians actually.

Either I'm out of touch or I'm just terrible with names.

>>80160246
>Aisling Bea
>UK
The ra will be coming for you

>>80158557

The only English speaking person I ever needed subbed.

>>80160214
We'll all get our own thing out of it. As far as I'm concerned the sooner the panel show format runs itself into the ground and becomes universally loathed the better.

>>80159515
This.

t. glaswegian

>>80160279
Great!
...
Which one?

>>80160038
>conviction
wait what

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>>80160333
Pic related. He'll be coming out of the hospital for it.

>>80158356
>James Corden
>Ricky Gervais
>John Oliver
>Russell Brand
lol, no. Jimmy Carr, Steve Coogan, and Chris Morris have more wit, writing ability, and talent individually than these morons combined.

It's hard to discuss British comedy (the panel show and stand up variety) without it decscending into politics purely because the vast majority of it heavily left wing.

>>80160258
I only know Gina Yashere, because at one time I was seriously contemplating finding her address and sending her some of my shit in the post.

>ooh ahm frem glasgae and ah haf tae let everyone knoo by typing in mah retarded dialect get tae fuck

Why do Scottish people do this?

>>80160410
>Why do Glaswegian people do this?

Fixed it for you.

>>80160384
And that's partly why british comedy is so shit now. It's white comedians talking about immigration and UKIP and brown comedians talking about being brown. Just end it all.

Steve Coogan
Chris Morris
Limmy
Johnathan Watson (though he's lost his touch a bit)
Kevin Bridges (debatable)
Rab Florence & Ian Connell
Ford Kiernan & Greg Hemphill (hit or miss but plenty of funny stuff)
Harry Enfield & Paul Whitehouse

What does everyone here think of Ben Miller?

>>80160410
You'll find it's mainly class people that do this.

They want people to they're authentic, but they'd never actually speak like that irl.

>>80160285

That won't happen sadly as panel shows are cheaper and less risky than original comedy

>>80160389
I think I'd be more surprised if someone on /tv/ *wasn't* participating in that most British of traditions.

>>80159572
This is the most booty blasted post I've seen on this board. Fucking hell, what a sad cunt.

>>80160461
I liked a lot of the stuff he did with Alexander Armstrong, particularly the "RAF chav pilot" characters.

>>80160519
>This is the most booty blasted post I've seen on this board.

Not me.

>21st century comedians
shiggydig

>>80160461

lucky bastard was married to Will's mum in the Inbetweeners

>>80160460
t.scotcuck

Limmy is absolute fucking shit.

>>80160576

Was he? I don't remember him being in it.

>>80159224
GREEEEN JELLLLLLY

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We need to fill our Scottish working class pleb quota, for our mainstream panel show, we need someone like frank boyle without the disabled children jokes and more easily controllable.

>enter pic related.

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>>80160593

I like Limmy but he's gone too political now with his Twitter shit. He's a fully fledged member of the Glaswegian left wing media cartel now.

>>80160576
She was so fit she could have been a prostitute!

>>80159037
pure idealogical comedie, truly on another intellectual plane.

>>80160214
Roisin Conaty and Izzy Sutton are the only women I find tolerable on panel shows, even though neither are funny.

>>80160599

Unlike Frankie Boyle, Kevin Bridges is actually funny.

>>80160596
He means he was properly married to her. In that he he literally got to bend her over like a fucking hog and fuck her senseless every night.

>>80160593
His show is the best thing that's happened to British comedy in years

>>80160576
Speaking of The Inbetweeners actually - what do you all thing of Greg Davis?

>>80158216

The only good British comedian was Lee Evans

Anyone listen to Richard Herring's podcast?

as the guests can talk about whatever they want unfiltered it gives you a good idea of who's actually funny and who's genuinely shite

>>80160599
He's reasonably funny and down to earth though

Don't remember any Scottish comedians on panel shows other than Boyle and Bridges

>>80159224
Did you prefer curious orange or the curious alien? I liked the fact this program was broadcast live.

>>80160638

That lucky bastard!

Armando Ianucci deserves credit for his comedy writing

whatever happened to "Sean hughes"

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What does /tv/ think of le grumpy sad man?

>>80159957
>>80160038
Damn.

>>80160740

He joined al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula. He was reportedly killed in Yemen about two years ago.

>>80160134
>If you go to a LAD Bible/ UniLAD post
Why would you want to do that?

>>80160380
>Jimmy Carr
>talent
fuck outta here

>>80159756
You mean: UVAVU or ERANU?

>>80160756
Best of luck to him, hope hes still alive making jokes about nine11 in a cave somewhere.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out

Stewart Lee's "vomiting into the gaping anus of Christ" was the apex of British stand-up

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>>80160380
>Jimmy Carr

>>80160759
If you missed the point that badly anon, you should probably start writing for them.

https://youtu.be/w7xsGHMdNEA

>>80160362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmLw8yrTXhE

WEW

>>80160100
nah man pakis can't afford to shop in manchester and they don't feel welcome, the shops are too upmarket and whitey

the surrounding towns are full of them though

Ich mag these guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5muY64Oyp10

>>80160979

Is that why that annoying twat hasn't been on TV for a while

Is he /ourguy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24

>>80160979
say sorry and rub cream on my back TOP KEK

https://youtu.be/nepFgR-PI0A

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>>80161040
Ehh, I'm such a feckin' CASUAL like or whatever, ehh

aLL TiMe Uk comedian ranking

1.Billy connoly
2.Lee evans
3.roy chubby brown
4 jim Davidson
5 benard manning
6 coogan
7.

>>80161208
I must have the humor of my grandma because tommy cooper still makes me laugh

Boyle era Mock The Week was the only good panel show, ever. Now they're tired trash. Pity he's a terrible stand up, and a noxious uppity SJW cunt.

O'Briain is pretty good, not laugh out loud funny, but pretty funny and likeable.

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>>80161267
>Jim Davidson

>>80161267
I like Billy Connolly, but the only thing that made me really laugh was when he told the story about Queen Mum and the King of Tonga.

>>80161551
post a picture of "mark" top kek anon

why is "JIM" not endorsed ?

>>80160979
>jlc will never cream me right down

>>80161551
>has an issue with Davidson
>fine with Manning and Brown
I'm not mocking you, just find that odd

>>80158356
Sean Locke.

>>80160979
JLC did nothing wrong.

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>Britain's best comedian
>actually Irish

>>80160689
RHLSTP is great.

>>80159756

Vic and Bob are fucking heroes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iulP1Txafs

>>80161871
Bob Mortimer was on AYU last week talking about how he has a scar on his hand from a skunk bite. I can't tell if comedians genuinely have more weird shit happen to them, or if they're just better at telling people. I'm guessing the latter.

>>80161786
Half Irish, anon

>>80161786
>>80162001

Half Irish is good enough for them. The paddies will claim anything if they can.

>>80162001
Legally an Irish national though.

>>80159756
One of the GOAT double acts.

>>80161904
Bob's life is absolutely bonkers. But yeah, most comedians are just good at adding jokes to stories.

>>80162114
Yeah, he told another story about how he has a big patch on his arse where no hair grows, because he was pushed onto a roast chicken, that him and a few friends had stolen and roasted on a fire.

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>>80161786
Yeah, Dylan Moran.

>>80161871
They are, Bob's the funnier of the two though.

>>80161904
>>80162114
His appearances on WILTY are great too, he's so good at bullshitting it's amazing really.

https://youtu.be/MsuuiVzS6Js

>>80161749
muh concrete

>>80159817
>I have yet to meet anyone from Scotland or Northern Ireland that's a fan of Thatcher.

Do you have any understanding of northern ireland?

Even Paisley got over the Anglo-Irish agreement

>>80162191
that was lame.

>>80162191
https://youtu.be/2AtaTI-MhhM

>>80162289
Don't watch them then, simple.

>>80162368
stop posting the links you are shitting up a decent thread with david Mitchel normie pleb comedy.

>>80160214
Josie Long.

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>>80158648
I tolerated him for a long time until I saw an interview from his show where he mentions he piss sitting down. For some reason that was the last straw for me

>>80158356
that should have ended in dubs because you speak the truth.

also channel 4 a shit.

>>80161525
Old buzzcocks before the guest host era was pretty bomb.

>>80158648
>comedian

>>80162419
Make me.

https://youtu.be/qmHpB3YAhsU

>>80162480
I should KO you stiff with one punch buddy.

>>80159871
Wanting to be a comedian in Britain is like wanting to be a pornstar but finding out the only jobs are in tranny porn. Don't even bother.

>>80162594
Kek.

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>>80158356

>>80162587
https://youtu.be/Rqmd39GdDww

>>80158455

Is this from one of his soapboxes?

>>80159603
Great show, very little rewatch value though

>>80159756
Greatest double act ever.

>Shooting Stars
>The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer
>Bang Bang! It's Reeves & Mortimer
>Vic Reeves' Big Night Out
>Catterick

I quite liked that sitcom they did too, and they're always great on panel shows too.

>>80160612
used to be fantastic then went full lefty sjw

Stewart lee and Bill Burr are the only comics i find funny.

>>80162587
Go see Russel howard in the front row, you disgusting far right pleb.

How much is the "russel howard" season ticket ?


vic and bob were, are, over-rated.

The links you are posting are ultra pleb tier television network shows, please post some decent comedy soon.

>>80158356

What's the name of Scottish McSwearman again? The one with Huge McPenishead and his nerd gaypalfriend.

>>80162830
>vic and bob were, are, over-rated.

nah you can fuck off

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This man and this man only.

>>80162895
he's pointing at us...

>>80160979
bad toimes

>>80162830
I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck m8.

https://youtu.be/oizYpTckDZ8

>>80160214
There are/used to be some good ones on the radio like Pam Ayres, Sheila Hancock and Wendy Richard.

I think it may be that women can only be funny post-menopause, maybe something about it making them less competitive and liable to interrupt with some pointless comment for attention.

>>80162935

https://youtu.be/AZzaYz80QDA

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>>80160599
We need to fill our nu-fe-male brown people and safe for everyone demographic.

>enter pic related

>>80162945
I think it's because post-menopause women just stop giving a fuck what people think of them, which makes it a lot easier to be funny.

>>80162546
Lamarr is a legend, especially on Shooting Stars

>>80163024
I just want a series where Vic & Bob remake classic movies

>>80160599
Ugh hes so creepy looking and sounding i wouldnt be surprised if he was a kiddie fiddler

>>80163061
Amstell was fantastic too.

>>80163024
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as confused as Larry Hagman looked in the episode he was on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy5UTHaRs8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w67Gq0Tx-RQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm26FDj4vAk

>>80158356
>Prove me wrong
stewart lee

>>80162804
all good comedians, actors, writers, artists and musicians are lefty sjws and they always will be. that's the way the world works you fucking retard

>>80163204
What about "Wagner" ?

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Lee Mack extraordinarily pleb tier.

>>80158216
Looks like Freddie Prinze Jr died his hair and got AIDS.

>>80163310
1. Lee Mack on would I lie to you

POWER GAP

999999999999. Lee Mack on anything else ever

No idea why, he's amazing on WILTY and shit on everything else.

>>80163310
Is this the unfunny slobby bong sidekick from Spy?

>>80163269
Ignore him, he's blinded by the boomer narrative of the protest song.

>>80158969
American here:
Buzzcocks mockery? Did I get it?

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>>80158455
check'd

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>its a john bishop interviews linzi lohan episode.

>>80163562
it's HIGNFY, QI and mock the week mockery as well as buzzcocks

which you would know if you could read

>>80163024
https://youtu.be/vXEk3deCOm0

>>80163652
I wish I could read.

>>80159847
You know Stephen K Amos killed a guy?

>>80163135

>you pleased with it? we've suffered! you pleased with it?

Nothing will ever be as good as peak Shooting Stars

>>80161267
>Roy Chubby Brown

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>>80163645
>it's a John Bishop is mistaken for Bez episode

>>80163844
The K stands for 'killer'?

Jon Richardson is pretty good on 8 out of 10 cats, his stand up is a bit too much of the same whiney loser jokes he does tho

>>80164096
please do go on anon.

>>80164104

8/10 plebs
qi plebs
wouldyoulie to me plebs
any other post 20009 panel show plebs

why is british tv so shit bros?

>>80159037
Sometimes I think he's a cunt, other times like the early Comedy Vehicle is nothing but pure gold.

comedy was much better in the 60's kek

also note the majority of people taking offence at these jokes, are now the mainstream british comedians.

>>80159338
Yout glasgow plebs sure do love telling everybody how poor you are and how you grew up in a rough neighbourhood

There are literally no funny american comedians, and these threads don't obscure that fact

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This is the best show made in the past 10 years. fight me.

>>80164502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOw6MlpxV_E

>forgot link

>>80164534
>says this when his country has people like jon (stewart) and colbert

>>80164534
I watched these solely because it was the only place I could find some of the clips, many of which I still find funny especially Spike Milligan's "this is blackmail" one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hWkiF5txU

>>80159398
Is that the librarian from Doctor Strange?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI38GtWFihY

>>80164589

Im from the Netherlands dude

>>80164519
Not even going to fight you. Good comedy, and Toby Jones in a non creepy role.

>>80164104
He was good on that Channel 4 show recently too. But it's hard to buy the loser act, now he's married with a kid on the way, even if she's more insecure than he is.

>>80159817

>Northern Ireland here

I'm a fan of Thatcher. Had to make some pretty tough decisions but was firm in convivtions. Everyone bleats on about how she ruined this, that, and the other but she was voted back in twice and only got hoofed out in the end because she was out of ideas.

But mining. You think those boys would still be in work today anyway between European competition and the Climate Change brigade? Not a chance.

>>80164751
This is wizard style. b8

>>80164793

Possibly if you have the political awareness of a 12 yr old.

Its almost time for me to finish work and leave the shitposting behind till another day.

But the ultimate comedy top 5 are

1.Bill hicks
2.Dave chapple
3.Richard pryor
4.Jack Dee
5.Billy connolly

come at me with your pleb opinion anon.

>>80164824
Politics is a scam anon.


How's my political awareness now ?

>>80164921

100% perfect. Carry on about your day, good citizen

>>80164887

Your reading comprehension of the thread topic is almost as good as your ability to get dubs

>>80159756
https://youtu.be/m1xzqExWobo?t=13s

you tell me

>>80164887

>Jack Dee next to Hicks, Connolly and Pryor

I like him and everything but what are you smoking? Also Dave Chappelle would be funny if he stopped doing that FUCKING fake 'oh I just got myself with my own joke look I banged my knee with the mic' shit. I've never wanted to murder a comedian so badly over one mannerism.

>>80164719
He is still an odious little cunt married or no. I had to stop watching ...does countdown because he became intolerable with his smug grin, or his passive aggressiveness when he loses.

>>80164996
who would you replace him with ?

To be honest Mr jack dee was a kneejerk choice, im about to stop being paid to shitpost so im in a hurry before I leave the office for rush hour traffic.

Gorege carlin was my other pick.

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>tfw when British and don't actually know the name of any full time British comedian.

>>80163470
It really is baffling. It almost annoys me how good he is on WILTY, but then I catch 5 minutes of Not Going Out accidentally and the pendulum swings far past annoyance and into disgust.

>>80165829
I've always assumed he's secretly /ourguy/ because I caught a little bit of him on the Last Leg while flicking through channels and he was so actively avoiding saying anything liberal that I've assumed he's hiding a more conservative leaning.

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>>80160979
>>80161777
She should have twatted him with an iron like Little Mo from Eastenders.