JOJO TEASER

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>JoJo
>Asian
DROPPED
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>>80156569

Yukako looks great

>>80156627
People keep forgetting Jotaro and Josuke are disgusting HAFFU mongrels

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>>80156569
>Mfw all the normies start talking about how shit Part 5 is in comparison to Part 4 once the anime airs
Can't fucking wait

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Why make a JoJo movie about Part 4 and not Part 3, the Part EVERYONE loves?

Part 4 is great but most people - even normies - know Part 3 by osmosis.

>anime about tall muscular men
>played by asian skinny manlets

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>>80156985
Murdoch Murdoch just pointed this out in their latest episode

meme series with literally the worst fanbase currently in anime

IS THIS A JOJOS REFERNECE!?!?

>>80157111
probably. It's def the /who/ of anime

but moeshit is more toxic

>>80157029
But part 5 is best

>>80156569
JESUS christ even non asian women are more muscular and taller. I guess japan has no men left no wonder their women lust over BIG BLACK COCKS

>>80157029
>>80157219

At some point in Part 5 GioGio's dialogue becomes nothing but "......." and "an enemy stand!".

The rest of the Gang Stars are so much better than him

>>80157260
>t. cuckold

>not stardust crusaders

What's even the point

>>80156569
Yes. I'm glad they didn't make him white like they did with that new piece of shit ghost in the shell.

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:3

H O L Y S H I T

I S T H A T A

M O T H E R F U C K I N G

J O J O

R E F E R E N C E ?

>>80157029
>>80157387
It is pretty bad though. It's kinda fun sure, but it's just a rehash of everything that's come before but in Italy.

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>>80156569

>jojo is a 5'2 asian man babby

uhhhh

>>80157798

as long as Koichi's actor is shorter than him it's fine

>>80157077
Because it's low-bduget japshit and it's cheaper to film a movie about a small Japanese town than a globetrotting adventure.

>>80157111
It wouldnt be like this if the fucking anime never aired.
I wish i could go back in time and kill everyone at david studios.

I just hope this doesnt waste money that could otherwise go to part 5 anime.

Part 4 felt really odd with it's animation.

>>80156627
Dumb frogposter.

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Jotaro looks like a fucking heroin addicted

>>80159864
Koichi looks too tall.

>>80157029
>>80157219
>>80157387
>>80157781
It always triggers me when people shit on part 5.
It's my favorite part.

Bruno is best boy

>>80160112

I only shat on GioGio, like I said the other Gang Stars are better characters, Bruno's my favorite too.

>>80159864
jesus christ, he looks too old

>>80159354
but the anime is good why do u hate fun?

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I need to finally put up my Dio cel

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>your hair will never seamlessly blend into your hat, making it unclear where it begins and ends

jdimsa

>>80159864
This is a 24-year-old?

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>>80159864

Jesus, he'd be fine if they were making Part 6 but he's meant to be in his twenties.

>>80157655

Muh waifu.

>>80159864
>>80163215
The actor must smoke, since everyone in Japan smokes. His skin looks like leather

>>80163123
And it doesn't even matter which color his hat is, it just keeps happening.

>>80163234
>wrote a thesis about a starfish he SAW
>not study
>SAW
He just bought that fucking degree with Joseph's money.

>>80163303

I like the idea that he spent all that time in the hotel room writing a thesis while the others were hunting down a serial killer and almost dying every week.

>>80163238

That's not so bad, really. Jotaro smokes too, and he looks okay here. >>80163123

>>80163234
He looks fine here.
>>80163123

I don't blame the guy aging though.

>>80163303

Crunchyroll is garbage and botched pretty much all of part 4. It's meant to say how he studied the starfish on the beach. Not A single starfish.

>>80159569

On what goddamn planet do you live on where you think anime adaptations and live action adaptations share the same budget. They're being managed by entirely differen't people.

The fuck

>>80156569
HOLY FUCK

KINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>80159864
As long as Star Platinum is jacked and the CG isn't COMPLETE trash I can forgive it.

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Is Andy Serkis going to do the mocap for all the stands?

>>80165030

>Japan
>mocap

lol

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>Asians trying to look badass

it's like watching a middle school play

embarrassing /v/edditors

>>80163123
Much better under the right light.

Also, that hair is GOAT.

Is this a Jojo reference?

>>80163123
they actually did it, absolute madmen

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>films called jojo
>doesnt star jojo

>>80156569
jojo reference? this post is a reference to jojo? haha. is it a jojo reference? this post about jojos bizzare adventure, is it a reference to jojo? please, tell me if it is a jojo reference.

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>>80165281
You're right, the whole main cast should be played by females. Now that would be interesting.

>>80156569
nope, no thank you

>Nana Komatsu will never peg you, kick your balls, step on your dick, spit on your face, piss in your mouth and when she gets bored of you choke you to death while grinding you

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>>80157219
>>80160112
is good but the main character Giogio is boring and has no personality also the ending is a huge deus ex machina bullshit

>>80156569
Can it beat American anime kino though?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MUVukUuF9tw

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>>80163215
This is 30

>>80166842

STOP LIVING IN DISNEYLAND

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>>80156569
>That Okuyasu tho

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>>80166928

nice pics for ants

>>80163003

Oh hey I have one of Jotaro from that 90s pt3 as well

this could be good

i thought they pulled off the hair fairly well. I could easily have looked laughable

>>80156569
I thought Jotaro was a hulking 1.9 meters tall green-eyed asian boy.

Who would you cast as DIO in a Part 3 adaptation?

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>>80165368
Well if it was loyal to the source material every character would be played by Britney Spears.

>>80167169

Dane Dehaan

>>80167169
brock lesnar

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>>80156569
Josuke was supposed to be tall and jacked. This guy looks like a literal toddler. Horrible actor choice.

And why is everything so dark and edgy? I expected some fun colors and crazy visuals.

Its so much like the dark knight rises when it shoul've been batman and robin

>>80168163
>Josuke was supposed to be tall and jacked.

post part 3 the muscle heroes stopped being a thing and Josuke looked far more otter mode/lean by the end of the series.

>>80167429
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>80168206
Yeah I know that but look at the manga for a second. He's no huge bodybuilder but he is still pretty jacked. He's not yet full twink mode like gappy.

The actors look like starving teenage girls compared to that

>>80168542
>He's not yet full twink mode like gappy.
That would be Giorno or Johnny. We've seen four ball Josuke naked a bunch of times, he's actually really athletic.

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How do I into JoJo anime? Where do I start?

>>80156627
uhh yeah they're hafu

>>80168731
from the beginning

>>80168731
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2012)
Stardust Crusaders
Stardust Crusaders Season 2 (egypt hen)
Diamond is unbreakable
(You can then watch the 1993 and the 2000 OVA's then move on to the Manga)
READ THE MANGA AFTER THAT

>>80168731
start with episode 22 then 46 and then only watch the episodes that are prime numbers
how the fuck do you think you're supposed to watch it retard, start from the beginning and then when there's nothing to watch read the fucking manga

>>80168731
From the beginning. The first arc is okay then it picks up in the second. The first season of part 3 is kinda boring if just because of the bad pacing but it gets exponentially better in the second season.

Then when you're done with the anime start reading the manga, it's a smoother experience

>>80168731
I'd suggest watching the 2012 season and then switching over to the manga right after that. I felt parts 3 and 4 were a lot more enjoyable in manga format.

>>80157111
Stay mad

>>80168827
>>80168921
I will do that. Thank you kind gentlemen.

This'll be trash but it'll be interesting trash

>>80168731
Phantom Blood, then Battle Tendency (these two are part of the single first season), then Stardust Crusaders, then Stardust Crusaders: Egypt Arc (aka season 2 of SC), then Diamond is Unbreakable.

>>80165452
yes that is true, but it's jojo we're talking about

I don't read jojo because I want a perfectly air-tight story or wonderfully crafted characters, I want eye-popping head-scratching stand battles and wacky hijinks and goofy bullshit and beautiful art to go with it, and part 5 arguably delivers that more than any part other than maybe 7, so for me it embodies everything I like about the series.

It's so easy to pick apart the plots in literally any arc in jojo. I typically brush off stuff like asspulls or underwritten characters like it's nothing, because there'd be no way for me to enjoy the series if I cared too much about that sort of thing

>>80156569
will there be stands in this or is this before thayt

>>80169320

Maybe you didn't actually read his post, but just to remind you, GioGio sucks ass.

>>80169456
But Bruno is the protagonist in part 5, so it doesn't really matter

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looks terrible, part 5 anime when?

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Just finished eps 1 (2012).
I don't get it. I thought this show was about fabulous huge guys in a semi modern world with insane fashion and psychedelic events.

All I got is a medieval show about gentlemen, jealousy and a bloody mask..

>>80169903
part 2 is that
part 1 is just pure kino

>>80169903
>medieval
WTF?

>>80169967
Yes, that was fucked up, I meant 1888, the industrial revolution sort of thing.

>>80169957
So this was a past events to get up in speed? I will put eps 2 now and see how it becomes this homosex, huge men colorful brawl show I expect.

>>80169903
Part 1 is where it all begins, also >medieval

Part 2 has best JoJo and is also about the stone masks

Part 3 is what everyone knows, Stands are introduced, Dio, Za Warudo, all that, globetrotting adventure, monster of the week

Part 4 is small town Japan slice of life with a serial killer and Stands

Part 5 is Pizza, Pasta and Panini adventures with Stands

Part 6 is lesbian prisoners with Stands against the Church (with Stands)

Part 7 is a spaghetti western with Stnds

Part 8 is four testicles with a Stand

>>80170020
>homosex, huge men colorful brawl show I expect.
Why there's nothing homosexy about JOJO, just fabulous.

>>80170020
Not episode 2, part 2 (episode 13 in the anime) is when things get fabulous
Part 3 is the classic tale of a band of manly heroes adventuring to fight an old evil and has the best cast and humour in the series
Part 4 is a shitty attempt at slice of life until a serial killer shows up
Part 5 is like an early 2000's action movie set in Italy
Part 6 is female prisoners with some male prisoners fighting against a gay priest who wants to make heaven real

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>>80170034
So 1-26 JoJo 2012 is only part 1 then?

I was expecting to see this craziness. Right now it seems like a regular tame drama-action historical series.

>>80170175
No, that's both part 1 and 2. They're the shortest parts by far so they adapted them into a single season.

>>80170135
>>80170092
>>80170175
You answered. Ok, I will keep watching, JoJo is huge now on eps 2 (7 years later).

>>80163215
He's actually 28 in part 4

>japanese manlet twinks
>JoJos

Pick one.

>>80170175
Part 1 is very short, about ten episodes, part is until episode 26, I think. After that, Standos n sheeit

>>80168675
They all are dude. I'm sure if day Valentine ever lifted his shirt up he'd have abs on his belly

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what the fuck is a stand

Why dislikes, though?

Imagine the stands are actors too

>>80170135
>part 3
>best cast
>best anything
haha

Do fucking chinks really don't realize how stupid dumb and goofy anime clothing and hairstyle looks in live action?

>>80170404
punch ghosts who get wacky

>>80170404
A psychic extension of your soul

>>80170443
>jotaro
>not the ultimate badass
>polnareff
>not the best MC
>Joseph
>not hilarious
>Kakyoin
>not best boy
>Abdul
>not based as fuck
HELL 2 U
>>80170404
Your spirit who has a super power and is named after a band or a song.
Although in Part 3 they're all named after Tarot cards but after that shit like Metallica and Limp Bizkit starts popping up

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All the characters look like low test think fuckbois.

>>80170404
A magical psychic extension of your soul and/or 'fighting spirit'. Kind of also like a guardian angel, as it 'stands by you'. It's all of this at once. They all have unique abilities ranging from pretty tame (super strength, fire control powers, possession) to fucking weird (time deletion, guilt control, existing only in mirrors). They are often representative, in some way, of some deeper trait of their user which then gets brought to the surface and becomes prominent.

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Keep anime in the second dimension!

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>>80156569
>implying it's not a shitty fucking arc
Even still, if they get the visuals and the soundtrack and the poses right I'll watch it

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I really hope the stands aren't shitty CGI

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>>80171139
you know they will be

>>80171139
>>80171169
What would you prefer

>stands in full CGI
>actors in suits with added CGI

You get one and one only.

>>80171240

The best choice is both though, proper suits that use cgi to touch it up.

>>80171240
Actors in suits definitely
It would look goofy as fuck but that fits right in with jojo

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>>80171240
If they made it like Ryuk from the new Death Note live action, stands would actually look decent

It's kind of a bad sign that they haven't showed a single bit of stand footage yet, they're probably going to look like trash

>>80171452
>It's kind of a bad sign that they haven't showed a single bit of stand footage yet

I honestly think it's them thinking 'Everyone wants to see the Stands! We'll save that til last to REALLY get them excited and discussing', if that's the idea, I get it, but I also just want to see them.

It looks like some cosplayers have made this while killing time at a con waiting on their custom body pillows being printed

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on JoJo?
What do you like about it?

>>80173128
It's was about manly men doing manly things, no more.

>>80173391
It doesn't get much more manly than having four balls.

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>>80173128
I like JoJo because it's different from most anime

The fights aren't simply about who has the higher power level, (like in naruto or DBZ for example) but instead it's all about outsmarting the villain using wits and clever tricks

Asian acting is so trash. Get ready for overreactions and melodrama.

>>80173128
It's a generational saga following the inexplicable Joestar family as they and their friends and allies through the decades fight various villains, from vampires to Aztec Gods of Fitness to enemy Stand users and more, a Stand being a psychic manifestation of your 'fighting spirit', a guardian force with a unique appearance and ability, were first named after Tarot cards, then after music/musicians.

I like it because it maintains a pretty decent balance of goofiness and drama and I just really like the idea and look of Stands. The fights are about utilizing your Stand's unique ability and outsmarting and overcoming the enemy. It's just fun, to be honest.

>>80174021
So JoJo then?

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>>80174041
There is no drama in Jojo.

>>80173128
Villain or Protag putting someone into a situation with some unique ability that the other person then has to figure a way out of with their own unique ability and wits.
It's just puzzle-battle keikaku shit but with wacky high-concept abilities and goofy poses/humor. Endlessly entertaining formula

>>80173128
Part 4, Part 7, and Part 8. The rest weren't that great.

>>80165203
?

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>>80156569
Will Kira show up?

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WHERE'S MY HOKUTO NO KEN FILM???!!?!?!?!?

I WANT ONE RIGHT THE FUCK NOOOWWWW!!!!!

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>>80173128
https://youtu.be/huAE_Dx0zno

>>80174383
They made one in the 90's.

>>80173128
Araki's style of writing and drawing is unique (once he stopped ripping off Kenshiro). It's undeniably it's own thing, unlike interchangable One Piss/Naruto/Bleach/Fairy Tail etc

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>>80174484
I KNOW, BUT I WANT A MODERN ONE, WITH ACTUALLY GOOD CGI AND IT MUST BE ABOUT THE LAND OF ASURA.

I NEED IT NOOOOOW

>>80170550
>Your spirit who has a super power and is named after a band or a song
They only started that with Vanilla Ice at the end of Part 3, rest of it was named after the Tarot cards and the Egyptian gods

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>>80174549
>I NEED IT NOOOOOW
Japan doesn't care for your needs.

>>80156569
my fucking crush went for some manchild with a jojo profile pic...I'll never be able to get into this anime.

>>80170175
they all have that same stupid fucking face, I hate this.

>>80174664
They're all relatives

>>80174622
>jojo profile pic

eughh.. sorry to hear that, anon
god why is the fanbase for jojo so fucking cringey and horrible
it's legitimately a great series, it just baffles me how horrid the fans are

>>80174718
that's fucking stupid
>>80174725
agreed, it seems like it's impossible for a show to be both really good without having a cancerous fanbase.

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>just finished all of stardust crusaders
>tfw you will never go on a fun adventure with your swole & shredded bros beating up bad guys with your magic powers
JDIMSA

Young men like Jojo because all masculinity has been leeched from them by the toxic PC culture that has invaded the west. Japan as unlikely as it sounds has a series full of masculine virtues and role models in a light hearted setting for young men to absorb. Calling this a bad thing means you're a cuck or a feminist.

>>80174725
>using a picture as avatar
>OMG LE CRINGE
Get over yourself

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>no adaptation of best part and best villain

>>80174812
>literally just wanted to make America great again
>villian

>>80174725
What's the deal with these new jojo fans, I've people saying things like you guys did but I never bothered to investigate, are they really that bad?

>>80174812
Thats a cute girl.

Why does Japan have the top tier cartoons but their movies are always shit. I'm still mad at how Gatchaman turned out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r56XwTGidsU

>>80174859
Check out any jojo thread on /a/ or visit /r/stardustcrusaders for more than an hour and you'll see what we mean

It's mostly just regular fans talking about the series that they like and it's totally fine and acceptable, but like ~10 - 20% of them are just straight up childlike or horrible for some reason it's fucking bizarre

>>80174778
You clearly never read JOJO, you just found an opportunity to release your poisonous opinions and sexual insecurities.

>>80174959
>/r/stardustcrusaders
No thanks.

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No kira, no watch

We finally found the ultimate jojo reference. Good job japan.

>tfw Jojo wasn't popular enough in the 80's to make movies starring bodybuilders.

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I want part 6 adaptation.
Main characters are dykes, villian is a gay black man, Hollywood should love this

Wow, the live action version looks even more gay than the anime...

>>80174768
We can go. I'm up

>>80173128
I like the artstyle and I also like the fact that it doesn't take itself too seriously.

>>80175161
So the movie doesn't even get to Kira? It's just about arrow fags and maybe electric retard?

>>80174812
He did nothing wrong until he reached for the gun

>>80156569
more like JUJU (Just Just)

>>80176170
Honestly that part kind of ruined it for me. I was totally on his side and feeling sympathetic for him and wanted him to become a "good" guy up until that moment.
I'm sure that was the point, but god dammit fuck you Araki for turning the most based man into a villain in just one page