4chan movie when?

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>>80152744
bump

>what will the plot be about?
No idea.
>who will play moot?
Sigourney Weaver
>would you watch it?
if it gets a camrip upload on pornhub... maybe.

>>80152744
>what will the plot be about?
The only events that would work as a movie are Chanology because anonymous and also because 4chan was the clear "good guy" in that specific event, or a courtroom drama about that guy that leaked Sarah Palin email password on /b/, moot was called to testify and explain what a 4chan and what a newfag was to a Judge

>who will play moot?
dunno

>would you watch it?
maybe

Who the fuck is the cuck on the right?

>>80152744
it's never going to happen, as usual op is a fucking faggot

>>80152744
> who will play moot

Literally who?

>>80152744
baiting retards with reposts for months on end and pretending its an out of control spammers/memers to pay for college.

>>80154006
that is mott, he invented apple juice

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>>80152871

>>80154032
he's the gook that owns 4chan

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>>80154126

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>>80154184

>>80154287
i loved her, fucking kill me. She wouldnt date me me cause i wasnt mormon then started dating some nigger
i wish i could go back

Gal Gadot as moot.
Scarjo as Hiroshima.

>>80154683
>Gal Gadot
i can live with this, fem penis and all

>>80154683
>Gal Gadot as moot.
so a jew playing a jew?
sounds good

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Whatever happened to Moot? Did he ever get SJW pussy like he wanted?

>>80152744

Moot.


Jesse Eisenberg.

Absolutely.

>>80154721

No. He got cucked by her. Also I think she has a baby now so there's that.

>>80152744
>hundredaire
kek

>>80154722
Michael Cera's a good second choice.

>>80154795

Yeah. That could work.

>>80154722
>>80154836
fuck off reddit

>>80154836
he dosent have the cheek bones desu
nobody does
moot was a sexy greek god

Since JapMoot took over, 4chan has been scandal and schizm free, the spectre of the SJW menace has been abated since Hirohito Nagasaki isn't a beta-orbiter like Mootykins was. In addition the shenanigans of the lads over at pol mean the site is looked open favourably by the current US government, things seem to be really coming up Milhouse.

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>>80152744
Hilary Swank as Moot

>>80154884

That's true. Moot was a cute. Shame about him being a cuck though. But I hope whenever we get an inevitable biopic they avoid that... because it's totally gonna happen.

>>80152744
Idris Elba

>>80154939
the huge faggot mouth is the same, holy fuck

Anyone here actually remember when Moot's persona was a chubby half-mexican dude?

>>80155035

When the fuck was that?

>>80155035
yeah he went to mexico and stuck his head in a statue.
when people say moot i still think this most of the time.

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Here's moot, who's going to play /tv/?

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>>80152744
My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irrelevant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself.

>>80155142
Tom Hardy

>>80155057
fuck off reddit newfag

>>80155230
*irreverent

>>80152744
who is this white version of chink moot?

>>80154716

Moots a jew?

>>80154032
a jew namefag who used to shitpost on this site sometimes

>>80155265
>Not Aiden Gillen

>opening scene
>moot being led to the courthouse in handcuffs by the FBI
>*record scratch* *freeze frame*
>"You're probably wondering how I got here. But the tell the story right we have to start at the beginning..."
>flashback to young, fat moot sitting at his computer in his parents' basement

>>80152744
>who will play moot?
Anthony Burch.

>>80155230
I swear I've seen a thread about this...

>>80154721
He works for google now

>>80152744
it would just end up being about /pol/
no fucking thank you

People are too hard on moot for being a cuck, he can't help it. Jews are nature's cucks.

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Brad Dourif 40 years ago of course

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>4chan movie

>>80152744
>who will play moot?
paul dano

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>>80154939
and Harry Shearer as Gene Leonhardt

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>>80162684
with Christopher Thomas Howell as "A Nigra"

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>>80162684
and William H Macy as "Beppe, the Nazi Frog"

>>80154479
>I wish I could go back
We all do

>>80152744
>they didn't even bother justifying the text
Fucking low-effort, holy shit.

i wouldn't watch it because i'd just sperg out at inaccuracies and screech and spill my drink

>>80154909
fuck off, Milhouse is not a meme

>>80160414
So he sold out his values then?

>tfw moot's selling your metadata to the highest bidder

>>80162329
This.

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> the anti-social network
I can relate to that title

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>>80152744
What will the plot be about?
>A greedy jew sells the Internet's mental institution
Who will play moot?
>A cuck
Will you watch it?
>Alone to avoid normie cringiness

>>80152744
>what will the plot be about?
endless jpgs of all the pizza from the early days
> who will play moot?
W.T. Snacks

>>80152744
>Princess
>a bad thing
Moot is the best princess

>>80154032
bait

>>80168020
and yet you respond

I'd make a "Run Lola Run" ripoff about m00t trying to make it in time to the 4chan Otakcon panel.

why fucking subhuman Americucks are so ugly?

What would the film be about?
Chanology, the TIME poll, habbo hotel, the fappening, there's no real consistency here. And The Social Network was fucking boring. They took a lawsuit and some fake college stories and streched it into a film. Who would be the fucking screenwriter? The director? Other roles besides moot? Beside some obscure niche fags (compared to your average viewer) like Zyzz or Bailey Jay nobody knows the name of anybody.

>>80152744
I was laughing, until realised that I don't even have $100 right now.

>>80168865
>other roles besides moot
boxxy