What do you think it was like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn?

i bet she had a massive qt bush

intimidating

>>80148269
lovely
it would be lovely.
*sniffs*

>>80148278
>>80148286
>>80148308
Can you even conceive of having sex with her?

It's almost as though the very thought of sex is completely juxtaposed to the thought of Audrey Hepburn.

I think she was a saint!

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LIKE

F I N E

W I N E

>>80148269

well she was jewish, so she probably complained alot

overrated skank

She was really cute so that part would've been great, but after having sex with a 6/10 smoker, I would be a little hesitant to kiss her even though I'd really really want to


I was literally gagging after fucking the smoker because the smell of cigarettes still on her breath was horrific

>>80148449
This is a million times more offensive to me than that picture of Hope Solo's gash

>>80148269
freaky

>>80148269
I imagine she'd never shut the fuck up

Also no BJs

maybe good to flirt/rub shoulders with at a fancy Hollywood party

Daily reminder that Sean Connery butt fucked her

>>80148520
tep lel, you are a pussy dude
your forefathers fought in wars

>>80148269
I bet it was a lot like sex with other women

>>80148603
>he actually believes le epic reddit story

>>80148603
Daily reminder that literally everyone in Hollywood buttfucked her.

>>80148269
benis enters bagina

Kino.

>>80148449
still would

Worst Hepburn, and overrated as fuck. Entry level vintage waifu for pretentious fucks that saw Breakfast At Tiffany's or Sabrina and think she's the epitome of "classy" and put her on a pedestal while feeling smug and superior for finding such a rare waifu of vintage.

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>>80148269

Imagine coming home and she's getting dinner ready

>>80149012
and then fucking her on the kitchen table

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>>80148269
Grace Kelly would've been better, trust me.

>>80149037
Came here to say this.

>>80149012
imagine her sitting on your face like that and going BRRRAAAAAPPP

>>80148269

I heard she smelled like old baby formula.

>>80148269
It'd be like taking an exam, you're stressed out and you didn't do your research and planning this one out and you walk into the situation completely unprepared because you have no idea what you're actually in for.

So therefore you perform extremely poorly even though you tried your best and you try to be really nice about it and not rough and dirty because you're fucking hollywood royalty.

It's incredibly hard to picture actually.

>>80148269
Like going to bed with and waking up with her.

it was a different time her puss was probably hairy and smelly.

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>>80149400
>her puss was probably hairy and smelly.

>>80148629
edgy

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>>80149037
This. But I like Audrey too.

I heard she was an anal queen.

>Audrey Hepburn, the actress, to whom he was married from 1954 until 1968. They had one child, a son, Sean Hepburn Ferrer (born 1960)

This Mel Ferrer faggot had the explicit knowledge of what it was like to cum inside of Audrey Hepburn

I'm not sure what it's like to have sex period

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>be careful, my bones are brittle

>>80148629
>I bet it was a lot like sex with other women

Beat me to it. That's just what I was going to say.

Disclaimer:
Of course, I don't know what sex is like with fat, ugly women, because I have high standards, so all my life I've refused to do that. I've only ever had sex with qt3.14s, and she was an attractive girl.

So yeah. Probably the same.

>>80148269
like having sex with a tiny bitch with no tits

>>80148449
She at least had the decency to age naturally.

>>80149012
>bad squat form

>>80148269
She had a documented scat fetish.

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I still haven't seen Breakfast at Tiffansy's, should I watch it tonight?

>>80153173
>I still haven't seen x, should I watch it tonight?
the answer is always yes (unless you know it's a shit movie)
what's the worst that can happen?

>>80153173
No, you should wait until Thursday

>>80149004
You should kill yourself.

>>80153518
Mad that someone calls out your shit taste in vintage waifus?

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>>80153173
>claims she's his waifu
>hasn't seen the movie where she plays a giant slut
>literally fucks dudes and cucks her man hard asf

>>80154587
i never said she was my waifu

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>>80148269
>What do you think it was like to have sex with Audrey Hepburn?
I'm not worthy enough to have those thoughts.

>>80149655
A N K L E S

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>>80150700
>like having sex with a tiny bitch with no tits

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>>80148269
Audrey would've been a prude. You just know Grace Kelly would have been nasty good in bed

>>80148269
At least you know she never took the BBC
There's a good chance she had a tight pussy

like fucking a skeleton

I bet she'd be a good lay and fantastic post coital banter

if I could bang any woman from history it'd be either Audrey or Anna Comnene for sure

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>you will never save her

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>>80154775
>Anna Comnene

You mean her?

>>80154744
>At least you know she never took the BBC
She took all kinds of trips to africa my man.

>>80154775
>>80154820
>Anna Comnena
Wow, never thought I'd agree with an Audrey Hepburn fag, but that would be awesome, she was great. Too bad her husband was a giant pussy, she would've made Rome Great Again.

>>80154820
Sorry I meant Ayatollah Khomeini
I aways get them confused.

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post coitus she would wake up before dawn and take Ip grocery shopping so that she can make you both breakfast in bed