Dan "The Man" Schneider does it again

>>80141844
>"One of those Eastern European countries that went out of business"

alright that was a pretty good line

>>80141844
damn those cunnys gon be blacked

>>80141844
Damn, that cast is diverse as fuck.

>Not Dan The Hymen Divider Schneider
Shame on you

>>80142802
Yea and they're getting BLACKED

>>80142850
What I mean is I think it's black enough already.

>>80142877
But all the whites are getting BLACKED off set

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>>80141844
>pointing out to someone how his shows sexualize young kids
>someone doesn't believe me
>i show them clips of girls licking and playing with feet
>"i don't get it, they're just feet, how is that sexual?"

w-what do i do now bros

why are there a bunch of children surrounded by a bunch of black men

>>80142877
>I think it's black enough already

Not possible

>>80142955
Idk but it's...unsettling to say the least

>>80142939
like his feet, then ask if it feels sexual.

>>80142939
show them how feet can be sexual

>>80142939
>w-what do i do now bros

Redpill them on the jews

>>80142955
>>80142971
you don't know the half of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSI7Bcbednc

didn't that pronunciation of meme joke start here?

>>80142992
>>80142993
i don't want to do that, i expected her to know. i don't wanna be that weird guy explaining it.

>>80142955
same thought

HE KNOWS.

Watching those videos puts you on a watchlist btw

Is that cable thing true?

I know it's connected by underwater fibre optic cables, does the US only have one big one on the east coast?

>>80143050
He can't keep getting away with it

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>>80143079
Just tell your mom that some people are into feet and that the creator of these shows is a known foot fetishist

>>80142543
Horrible delivery though

>>80143129
no, there are numerous cables on the east coast.

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>>80143335
>>80143129
also west

Is that Kel?

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>>80143079
tell her to sit down in a chair
then kneel before her
remove her shoes
then her socks
take her feet into your hands
and kiss them

>>80143050
BASED DAN

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KHAN!

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what did dirty dan mean by this?

>>80143050
>"here I cum"
>sits in black man's lap
what did he mean by this?

>>80142939

Kill yourself anon. It's the only way.

>>80141844
I'm literally raging right now

>>80144467
breathe anon, breathe!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHHA8sENIow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59KaQzzfj30

>>80143050
This isn't right

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>>80144230
>Not in stockings/stirrup leggings/pantyhose
>Not as part of gentle femdom
>3D

>>80144500
those feet

>>80144230
Can you sauce me on this famalam?

>>80141844
How come Kel is still stuck in kids shows guys

>>80143079
>her
she's just playing dumb you moron
every woman knows feet are sexual because at least one point in life they felt funny after having a dog lick their feet

>>80145377
Unlike Disney stars, who leave their respective shows to become pop stars and get into drugs and degeneracy, Nick stars fall into oblivion after leaving their shows. So they stay at Nick as much as they can before Dan decides that they're too old for their feet to be lickable. Kel probably came crawling back and offered his daughter's feet for Dirty Dan The Man With a Plan (to rape) Schneider.

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Can someone give me a quick rundown on this Dan fellow?

>>80146604
he's a patrician

>>80146661
thanks but i wanted the Big enchilada not the basic gestalt.

>>80141844
we need to kill all jews and niggers

>PLEASE... PLEASE SLIME ME DAN, I WILL DO ANYTHING I WANT YOUR SLIME ALL OVER ME

What did he mean by this?

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>>80146604
He's a foot loving pedo who runs a bunch of Nickelodeon shows. He's probably the reason Amanda Bynes has gone insane and he's probably the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter.

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>>80146746

>>80146777
>implying hes not saving the cunnies from jewlywood and when they leave him they get mindbroken by the cock carousel of producers

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>Hi, I'm here for the foot porn

>>80146814
Dan, what are you doing on /tv/?

How the hell do you pronounce "meme"?

>>80146900
first day on the internet there, grandpa?

>>80146900
mīm

>>80146900
"mi-me"

>>80146900
maymae

>>80146900
meh-meh obviously you dweeb

>>80143050
you're kids are being conditioned from birth to love the bbc

>>80142543
USSR right?

>>80145362
Bump for sauce

>>80141844
>may may
>Eastern European country that went out of business
Dan is a genius, this stuff is great.

>>80144230
Oh fug who dis

>>80147198
That is the implied implication

Dan "Eight is the new eighteen" Schneider
Dan "he can and will keep getting away with it" Schneider
Dan "I'm gonna ride her" Schneider
Dan "The man putting children in his van so watch out in advance or he'll get in their pants" Schneider
Dan 'Starlet Sodomizer' Schneider
Dan "the big dick @ nick" Schneider
Dan "balls on your nose, tongue on your toes, making hit shows" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Sniper" Schneider
Dan "Once you squirt, it won't hurt" Schneider
Dan "In the back of the trailer is where ill assail her" Schneider
Dan "You won't get me, janitors 404 threads for free" Schneider

>>80146814

fucking cunnies with his monster cock and leaving them to get hooked on using black guys to fill the void is not saving them

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>>80146114

to be fair kel was in a dark place before this.

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>>80141844
>Hey, Kel, wanna humiliate yourself for a paycheck?

Dan "Shut your mouth and think of your career" Schneider
Dan "If her age is on the clock, I grant her access to my cock" Schneider
Dan "wipe away that tear, it's for your career" Schneider
Dan "I touch my meat to your daughter's feet" Schneider
Dan "You wanna be on Nick, you gotta take this dick" Schneider
Dan "I beat my meat to little girls' feet" Schneider
Dan "Socks are on ban when you're in my van" Schneider
Dan "those 12yo feet, make me skeet, skeet, skeet" Schneider
Dan "Be a trooper, take it in the pooper" Schneider
Dan "If you let me put it in the brown, I'll make you a star in Tinseltown" Schneider
Dan "sniffer of shima-pan" Schneider-san as he's known in Japan

>>80147488
I don't want to believe that this is real

>>80147583
It is. He's talked about how he fell into serious drug addiction until he found Jesus.

>>80141844
are those the little girls husbands?

>>80147488
Looking at this hurts my soul.

>>80147583

It's real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI0MqWz0s8o&app=desktop

>>80142939
Have you seen Pulp Fiction at least once?

I usually don't buy 4chan conspiracies, but I really wish someone would actually investigate Dan Schiender.
There's too much evidence that point to him being a weirdo and a pedophile.

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>>80147887
>wish someone would actually investigate Dan Schiender

reddit leave. he is /ourguy/.

>>80146900
mama

>>80147834
I guess he really is in a better place now

>>80141844
Dan "if she's thirteen I'm thirteen" Schneider

Dan "Show Me Your Feet For a 10 Inch Treat" Schneider

>>80147945
its r/the_donald thinking this place

>hates feet
>hates cunnies

VERY embarassing.

>>80148245
>Dan "Show Me Your Feet or You'll Get a 10 Inch Treat" Schneider

fixed.

i like to think he's standing in front of the girls waving his huge fat cock while they slowly take off their shoes with teary eyes and trembling lips knowing what will happen if they displease him.

>>80143129
No. Lots and lots and lots of cables. The ultimate redundancy.

http://www.submarinecablemap.com/

>>80141844
that's pretty funny desu

Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ltAVRyeqHk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZJ8t-v6Zjc

>>80148416
New fetish unlocked: forced foot fucking

Thank you anon.

>>80144230
please. who dis

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>>80148711
Relevant

>>80142939
jesus now you've come across as a some sort of sex pervert and cannot perceive anything more about you. They think that you're legitimately a sexual deviant towards young kids.

You only have one chance at red pilling in person, and you fucking failed.

>>80144500
not a footfag but damn i want to lick those feet

>>80142939
Talk to him about Quentin Tarantino.

>>80148159
Dan "Consent is a social construct" Schneider

>>80148302
many such cases! SAD!
>>80149691
THAT IS A CASE OF POWERLEVELS BEYOND THOSE OF MERE MORTALS

>>80143209
This. You could tell the black dude didn't get the joke. He probably doesn't even know about the Soviet Union.

>>80144230
what's her dick look like?

>>80147712
Confusing isn't? What kind of kid hangs out with adults like that?

>>80150256
The kind who get roles.
t. Dirty Dan

>>80141844
>he doesn't show feet in these new shows.

Fuck him.

>>80146900
nigger

>>80141844
I enjoy Gameshakers its worth a laugh but its not on the same tier as his other sexy teenager shows

>>80143557
holy shit it is

>>80147629
so now he bangs lil cunnys and drinks orange soda

>>80141844
>>80143050
I see literally nothing wrong with these

>>80141844

www.rabb.it/r/mzy5iu

>>80146900
mee mee

>>80150819
nigga what the fuck is this shit

>>80145035
You have excellent taste.

>>80151199

sorry that youre not patrician enough

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>>80143160
>Just tell your mom
jej

>>80141844
I guarantee you that the blonde tan boy gets his ass pounded by all the pedopruducers.

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>>80146900
mem-e