Who would be the best actor to play Cruz in a biopic?

idris elba

>>80140101
Amy Schumer

>>80140101
there are already are plenty films about the zodiac killer. next.

Crispin Glover

I really liked his redemption arc

John Lovitz.

>>80140101

Cillian Murphy

Miles Teller
LITERALLY

The guy who played Kevin on The Office.

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>>80140101
How could it be anyone else but pic related. It's a spot on match. Even the facial expression.

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>>80140101

>>80140101
CGI Robin Williams

>>80140101
Grayson Allen

>>80141727
Jesus Christ, it's uncanny.

Cruz will never be relevant enough to get his own biopic though. At best, he'll be a side character in an HBO movie about Trump.

>>80140758
This.

That's what character development is about.

>>80142789
came here for this

>>80142748
>>80140758
Redemption?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=71ib3N2MWRQ

>>80142991
Whats the canon of Ted Cruz and his delegates story?
Like what order does it go?

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>>80140101
Seems like the noses are always in the know, you know? Too bad that they almost always put on such a captivating show so as to keep the peasants' awarenesses on the down low.

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>>80141727
word

>>80140101

There was a period of time several months ago, where IMDB listed the guy in the dog/bear suit in the Shining as one "Ted Cruz". I figured it was someone having a bit of fun, but it stayed up for several weeks which led me to think it miiight be legit.

It's gone now, meh.

>>80143049
>Cruz wins Iowa, wins most delegates at first state (Ted is in the lead to become president)
>Cruz gets BTFO in New Hampshire by Don
>Cruz insists that he can get to 1237 delegates and beat Trump
>Trump keeps winning
>Cruz is in a close second delegates-wise
>Cruz tries to argue that other candidates must pledge their delegates to his campaign to effectively cut off Trump
>Trump keeps winning and getting closer to 1237
>Cruz panics, realising he is about to get BTFO, and starts a campaign to 'unbind' the delegates (meaning that the voting process means nothing and party insiders can choose which candidate the party elects)
>Obviously people don't buy this lie from Lyin' Ted and get angry about him trying to take away their voices and democratic rights
>Ted gets absolutely BTFO in Indiana. >Ted ends his campaign in disgrace.
>Trump reaches 1237 a few days later.

>>80143049
Delegates, Dahnald/"I've got Ivanka Dahnald">skelegates>redemption/"Soarin Ted"

In order:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc3Uo1ksF58

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBmEc8yAv9Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJAwRTTRdKE

>>80143346
Other Tedkino moments:


Carly Fiorina falls, Ted doesn't flinch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uObvOSoWg7c

"Are you Canadian":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stfnN2qPOv4

Ted's descent into madness as he threatens to spank a boy in the crowd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0CJ0y2uFd4

Smacking his wife with his elbow at his concession:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ444y_b0Vg

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>>80143049

>Is a good lad to Trump during most of the primaries, doesn't chimp out against him, tries to play nice and win the long game

>Realizes his plan is failing and that Donald will soon siphon away the Priesthood's rightful delegates (rules are rules after all, as every True Conservative knows.)

>Turns to dark Talmudic sorcery and Neocon lobbyists in an attempt to win the nomination

>Cannot contain the dark power he unleashes and rewrites reality to simultaneously be a college basketball player, the Zodiac Killer, and a conspirator in the JFK assassination

>Realizes his folly and vows to protect True Conservatism under the guidance of Trump both in this mortal coil and on the astral plane as atonement.

Johnny Depp

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>only started campaigning for Trump when it was in "it's impossible to win" territory hoping to gain pick-up Trump voters next cycle

Poor guy

I think he's given up his scheming now though because he's defended Trump multiple times and isn't being a bitch boy like McCain and his gimp

>>80142991
>>80143385
>>80143504
>when Lyin' Ted became Soarin' Ted
Fuck who can write such a master piece these days? I swear this level of storytelling is dead now.

>>80142732
this desu, can't wait for a Donald movie, cause you know the kikes were all ready for Madmouselle President

>>80143740
I've said it before, this election+/pol/ was the most entertaining show I've ever watched

Shame it'll never be released on DVD

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>>80140101

the penguin from batman

>>80144156
i'm not interested

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this guy

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>>80140101
>we could have had a principled conservative in the Oval Office
>instead we get an oompa loompa

>>80145542
Fucking dumb ass white boi

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>>80145591
>Ted Cruz
>principled

Try again.

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>>80140101
Emma Watson, they both have this beautiful smile.

>>80143504
joekino

Miles Teller

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>>80143346
the desperation move to elect Carly Fiorina as his VP as an appeal to female voters and then ending his campaign a week later should be included

>>80143787
Someone should make a documentary

>>80145724
by the prophet Mohammad (pbuh), this is terrifying.

What is that weird androgynous robot? They need to work on its looks.