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a!

>>80139459
I would argue it was more of a
>dah!

>>80139571
I disagree with the exclamation mark desu

>>80139459
hehehe

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Deh? More like one of deh dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Every film after 3 sucked
And 3 was gratuitous shite in all honesty

>>80139741
10/10

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>>80139741
kek, best into so far

I dont often rant in these threads.

I read all the Potter books because I'm a chump.

When Sirius died, everyone lost their minds, but we had him for like a hand full of scenes, and he never did anything. Why so emotional?

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>>80139741

>No!

Everytime lel

>>80139459
Why did it look like that? Seems pretty silly to me

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>>80139741
Only reason I cum to these stupid ass threads.

Based dullest franchise poster

>>80139459
That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough

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>>80139741
>Deh? More like one of deh dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises

Best one yet.