I should have done this a long time ago.

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>>80137603
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>>80138336
why dont you stop posting that you fucking piece of shit

im getting angry

Picard did play poker with them before though.

>>80137603

Grow hair?

No idea how a baldlet like him could become the captain of the Federation's flagship.

>>80137603
What?
A full spread of torpedoes?

>>80138603

He could probably kick your ass

>>80138603
Having hair doesn't matter in the 24th century

>>80139099
that's actually the idea.

>>80138570
Wasn't that a replica Picard though?

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>>80137603
Captains log supplemental.. Our own Chief Security Officer, Lt. Yar has been obducted by an alien race that appears to have similar appearances to that of negroes. They seem to be under the illusion that they was kangs and queens 'n' shiet. Number One and i are under the suspicion that the reasoning behind Lt. Yar's obductence, is for this feral alien race to use her as a breeding vessel for interalien mixing.