FUNNY: Amy Schumer releases hilarious new Netflix special tomorrow

>>80136213
her outfit doesn't even fit her right, what was the point

>>80136213
She should also release her bowels more often, look at that tubby bitch.

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YES AMY YES

BIGGER

Anal jokes: Funny!

>>80136213

she really does look like ms piggy

>>80136213

she's a long way from her red dress special

and let me guess she's going to talk about her funny vagina.

When I see clips like this I see a very insecure woman who is using a very basic form of intelligence and humor to hide the fact that she's insecure about her weight.

>silly men don't hit on me with your anal thoughts! am I right gurls?

>>80136213
not a very original premise

HAHA ANAL, WHY DO THEY LIKE IT LADIES?? AMIRIGHT??

>>80136330
And trump.

Because...how could she not?

>>80136213
Unfunny but she's right. A lot of men don't care.

>>80136261
Do you think she cares about wearing outfits that fit her

>>80136406

DUDE, GIRLS ARE FUNNY OKAY, GET OVER IT

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>>80136213
GULUG-BURAP!

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Is she right?

Doesn't she know the uglier she looks the more dudes would want to shove their dicks up her ass and do even weirder things because shes a total PIG.

>>80136213
DUDE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE LMAO

>>80136213
The only thing that's funny about that is the likebar.

>>80136488

DUDE, LAY OFF MOST BEAUTIFUL PIGJU

>DUDE MY VAGINA LMAO

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>>80136413
Clearly, she does no caret.

>>80136213
Worst case of penis envy I've seen in a while. Don't tell me she's a feminist, too.

>>80136213
HAHAHA IKR! WTF IS WRONG WITH GUYS. SHAVING MY PUSSY TONIGHT WHILE EATING PIZZA in MY BATHTUB XD YOU GO GIRL! XDD

>>80136213
so brave, YASS QUEEN

>>80136213
Why is she so ugly? I mean she's not THAT fat. It's like there's just something about her proportions that's repulsive.

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>>80136213
"med don't care", true, but not funny. She's not on twitter, she's supposed to do comedy. Also, her timing sucks. So many long pauses. Not comedic pauses, just long blanks between every word she says. Disgusting.

>>80136453
>Something is wrong with our culture for not finding me attractive
If only we could all be this egotistical and delusional

Well, she moved on from "muh vagina" to "muh pooper". That's kinda like progress.

>>80136213
She has money now. She can hire trainers and actually get healthy now. Why doesn't she lose weight?

Is it just because she's lazy, or does she have the Jonah Hill problem (and general fat funny guy problem) where people don't find them as funny when they actually get healthy?

>>80136590
She's fat with no ass or tits, truly a seemingly impossible feat at first thought.

>>80136601
Yeah, material aside, she's just not a very good performer.

>>80136612

Switching holes?

>>80136574
OH MY GOSH YOU EVER TAKE OFF YOUR BRA AT THE END OF THE DAY AND FEEL LIKE 'FREEDOM"

Men as such dicks am I right?

>>80136590
I think it's her small tits. Fat chicks usually have bigger tits and without them they're just sad. That and her face actually looks like Ms. Piggy.

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>>80136453
>Fat dumpy people are beautiful
>only dates tall fit stick figures
A hypocrite, ugly AND not funny? Wew

>>80136213
she looks like an overstuffed sausage near bursting point

>>80136707
Where did her ass go? Besides down his cock

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>>80136213
Post the unshopped version anon.

>>80136707
she doesnt look that fat in this picture

>>80136650
Same lol. I. Am. Dyiiing.

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DUDE VAGINA XD

>>80136650
YAS AND THEN I PROUDLY AND DEFIANTLY BLEED FROM MY GODDESS HOLE AND GO TO BUZZFEED TO LOOKT AT GIFS OF SASSY BLACK WOMEN SHAKING THEIR HEADS AND SNAPPING THEIR FINGERS

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>>80136678
I understand comedians tour a lot, and don't have a lot of gym time...but that triple chin is not working on any level.

Fucking Jim Gaffigan is like twice her age and half her weight.

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>>80136760
DUDE RIGHT? LIKE WHY DO MEN HATE VAGINAS? IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE ON THE CLOCK 24/7.

How many jokes will be stolen?

btw I love my bf but he's just too nice in bed :/ he's nice but I wanna get roughened up you know... I love him but idk should i leave :/

>>80136838
There will be jokes?

Daily reminder that she claims to be a size 8.

Her comedy genius makes me laugh every time I hear her say this.

Female comedians are funny and intelligent. Get over it /tv/.

>>80136442
underrated post. well done, anon

>>80136742
that is because the other half is behind the dude
and she manages to be pretty fat with zero ass

>>80137006

former orange kaiser supporter here. its hysterical seeing him turn and burn, but in all fairness we cant let him get the atomic power words.

>>80136213
How can you have that big of a gut with like no thickness anywhere else. She looks like a horse.

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>>80136453
So brave.

>>80136213
>makes an unfunny joke.
>10 percent of the theater laughs.
>pretty much repeats the joke, but drags it out for an extra 30 seconds.
>less people laugh.

This is what they chose to show to get people interested. This is considered one of the better parts of the show. What the fuck?

Dude she's jacked as fuck. I think she looks great. I want her to give a generic comedy routine while putting me in a headlock and making fun of my dick

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>>80136213
>american ''''''''''''''''''humor'''''''''''''''''''''

Well, that wasn't funny. I guess thinking and saying that makes me a woman hater now.

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>>80136213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

>>80136213
I'd fuck a lot of girls but that ain't one of them

>>80137123
She does have fat everything, but the gut wins. She probably does just enough exercise to keep the other parts a bit smaller. That exercise must still be more than she does for doing stand up. The dude cant perform.

>>80136213
Damn can you imagine the amount of baby oil it took for her to squeeze into those leather pants

>>80137342
Ma nigga

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>>80137328
Anon she was absolved by Joe Rogan himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rk5EiCLQ9Is

Fuck I want to be her oral slave so bad!

>>80136213
They have created an Ipecac of unprecedented potency.

>>80136213
I wanna lick her brown asshole if you know what I mean ;)

>>80136213
she must be a half breed pig, nothing else is possible

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>>80136213

Just as terrible as she's always been. I'm glad she ceased to be relevant long ago. Once feminists and nu-males got fed up with her, they stopped pretending she was funny and they stopped shaming normies into pretending she's funny.

I'm sure she thinks this special will put her back in the spotlight. It won't. No one cares anymore.

>>80136213
This special will be an hour of me staring at her arms jiggling and not listening to one word she says

>>80137496
that wasnt exactly subtle, but yeah i know what you mean

thanks for making me puke

>>80136213

She's always been chubby, but now she's fat

>>80136213
>>80136413
>>80136601

>men doesn't care meme
is hack, been done so many times, it's usually along the lines of:
>women doing their nails? since when does men care about nails?
literally gallagher has done this joke about women doing their eyebrows.
>guess what, men don't care!

whats unfortunate is how it implies women should be doing things for men. They don't. they paint their nails cause they like it. that simple. not funny observation.

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>>80137328
>>80137394

Literally no comedian of note has done anything but defend Schumer including the people she is accused of stealing from.

>>80137556
Despite the Patrice joke and hers being ALMOST IDENTICAL.

But he's dead so hey.

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>>80136213

Then
>MUH VAGINA
Now
>MUH ASSHOLE

Glorious stuff.

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>>80137556
Weird. Anyone having any conspiracy theories? She seemed to rise pretty rapidly and was heavily promoted in mass media for a while.

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>that dislike ratio
>memes in the comments

Does stuff like this make you feel less impotent?

>>80137645
Her uncle is Chuck Schumer.

>>80137394
The excuse he's using for Amy Schumer could be applied to any comedian that ever been accused of stealing material.

>>80137645

one of the most prominent politicians to exist in our country for decades is her relative. She's knees deep in the elite.

>>80137645
Comedians dont want to shit on other comedians. Dont shit where you eat, and so on...

>>80136213
Fuck

I think Amy Schumer can probably kick my ass in a fair fight.

>>80137645

Probably similar to that gross Gamergate girl who fucked people to get money to develop her game and then fucked more people to give that game good reviews.

>>80137676

This also helps.

>>80137328
>>80137591
>>80137645
>>80137676

You anons know it's ok for a comedian that you like or disagree with politically to be popular right?

People liking what you don't like isn't a conspiracy.

>>80137743

No one truly believes she's funny. No one.

>>80137743

sure but they usually burn out after a short time and she has lasted longer than say Dane Cook or Carlos Joke stealer.

They all steal jokes, people like Tosh just give them credit so he can add their shit into his.

>>80137556
I think he is being ironic there

>>80137717
Same. Feels bad man

>>80137743
>nepotism isn't a thing. Nobody has been made famous on the coattails of their relatives.

Okay.

>>80137686
NOT CARLOS MENCIA THOUGH

thats fucking hilarious

you're only asshurt because women dont want to sleep with you, Amy is awesome

>>80136213
that was awful.

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>>80138113
Great argument.
Here is my upvote, dear redditor.

>>80137917
Mencia was a special kind of stupid. Its one thing to steal bits, everyone has done it. You apologize, change the subject, squirm out of it and start writing ur own shit. Mencia however, made up strings of lies to try to defend himself and kept stealing more and more.

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>>80138113
You have to go back.

>>80137645
>Weird. Anyone having any conspiracy theories?

Uncle Chuck sits on the Senate cmtes that regulate the FCC and approves mergers of media companies. It's probably just simple bribery.

CBS and Viacom were looking to merge about the time when she became famous. They called off the merger in December which corresponds to the dropoff in her being the Next Big Thing.

The timing works out perfectly.

>>80138873

Is this a meme or do you seriously believe this? This is homeless guy in the subway-tier nonsense

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>>80136213

>JESS LAYK RAYM IT

Haha men think about anal sex and women think about highlighter. It's like women be different than men.

Wait, I remember that phrase. Sinbad where you at homie? She stole your act and think nobody will notice because she's a woman.

>>80138970

>Doesn't see parallels between networking and power = fame?

Yeah anon, he's the crazy person.

What kind of pork dish would you compare her to? She wrapped up tight in her clothes and I don't just want to call her a pig ina blanket. I think that's too obvious.

>>80139055
xxl sushi roll?

>>80139055
Fatty tuna with bacon bits and mayo

>>80139055
Pork wellington

>that dislike bar

wow im sure its because of the quality of her routine and not because she is a woman.

>>80138970
>This is homeless guy in the subway-tier nonsense

She's directly related to people in high government office that are in charge of a media deal between a couple of 6 major conglomerates.

And you think it's just SO OUTRAGEOUS someone would think said relative pulls a few strings for her?

Are you just naive about the world? Getting a friend or relative a career boost is pedestrian to the backroom deals that are normal for high government office.

You thought it was just a big coincidence that they get million dollar speaking fees and happen to get offered board positions after their terms are up? Just coincidentally by companies they happened to help out in office?

>>80137652
Well what else is there to do?

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>mfw watching you people get triggered by Amy

When people say 4chan is fully of whiny manchildren, this is why.

>>80139337
>you are not allowed to dislike something in any way, shape, or form
>otherwise I will mildly insult you

Oh heavens!

>>80139214
She is a fucking comedian. Those guys aren't exactly important or make tons of money. Louis CK goes on fucking Late Shows for marketing. It is actual work if you want to get a lot of money out of it.

If she is so well connected, why wouldn't she get a better job?

She appealed to a small minority, was marketed towards a wider audience because some fuck thought it might work and it didn't. It is pretty straight forward if you aren't delusional.

>>80139337
No one says that.

>>80139379
>If she is so well connected, why wouldn't she get a better job?
Fame means more to her

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>>80137328

Too many of these examples are identical in format but with a very specific slight alteration. The slight alteration of adding a word or switching up a detail (ie. blazer for vest) stands out as much stealing the concept overall because it shows that they knew exactly what they were doing. They deliberately changed a small detail but the context of the lines place in the overall bit remains the same.

This is really heinous and people like Marc Maron and Joe Rogan will regret their support of her in the long run.

>>80139447
Pretty weak argument, you can go into other positions and be famous too, especially if you have connections to the media, as you suppose.
A comedian has to work for being liked, she feels when she's bombing, too. Which she does regulary. This wouldn't appeal to an attention seeking person, I think.
It is easier to simply see her for what she is: Overhyped and heavily marketed (I mean look at this thread, they market towards people who hate her, for a quick buck).

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Imagine what the suit smelled like after her show.

Imagine grabbing it and squeezing all the Schumer Gravy out of it, holding it above your head and feeling each thick droplet hit your tongue.

>>80136213
>this heffer thinking she is a size 6
AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>80139540
Maybe she wants to be famous as a comedian? Not hard to think of that as her dream. She just sucks at it so much and uses her resources to cover it up.

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>>80139540
>she feels when she's bombing, too. Which she does regulary. This wouldn't appeal to an attention seeking person, I think.

= Lena Doneham

also, you're wicked stoops

Actors/writers/directors you know are talented but they turn you off for,perhaps superficial reasons.

>This guys fucking face

>>80136213
>>80136213
>>80136213
>>80136213
>>80136213

Is anyone going acknowledge that this thread is fucking shilling, probably by Netflix marketing guy #2538, and they made a clip deliberately of the worst joke in the gig to go viral

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>>80139720
>that pic
Jesus.

>>80136213
Holy fuck that is cringeworthy as fuck.

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I'd still want to be her toilet to be fair senpai

I did a sex with a man xDDD

>>80139720
>I did this to avoid manslaughter charges

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Seriously......she's a fucking pig.

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Is this thickino?

>>80139926
but what if its the best joke

>>80136453
backlash around trump is the proof trump is necessary!

>>80140263
>"what if"
the marketing is working

>>80139926
Holy shit if this is the worst joke then the rest of the special much be FUCKING HILAYIOUS!

T H I C C

>>80140414
unless people show interest in seeing her, it wont help her
the special is already made, she made her money and her twitter history has enough people calling her fat for her to make victim blog posts about for the rest of her life
but the normies are catching on, soon brother, i can already taste the bacon

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>>80136453

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>>80140626
gross.

>>80136213
i hope she steals more jokes

>>80136213
Haha look at that ugly fat kike. Huh, women CAN be funny.

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>>80136213

>>80136213
my biggest problem with her is that she isn't funny. her delivery is always shit. the material in someone else's hands could make me laugh, and it's just a shame that she's doing it because it's just not funny.

>>80140247
Is this shopped? Jesus.

>>80137217
>>makes an unfunny joke.
>>10 percent of the theater laughs.
>>pretty much repeats the joke, but drags it out for an extra 30 seconds.
>>less people laugh.
This is standup comedy in a nutshell.

>>80140247
>this is the face of Barbie
Its going to tank so badly its going to be the final nail in the coffin for her career

>>80140792
>the material in someone else's hands could make me laugh
well just look up the original bits that she stole from then

>>80137808
>They all steal jokes, people like Tosh just give them credit so he can add their shit into his.
Really? Mutual joke trade/theft is a thing?

Gibs examples of two comedians ripping eachother, please

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>>80136213
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHE GOT FAT

>>80137652
>expressing impolite thoughts
>telling jokes

Do you realize problematic behavior like this is so pathetic, little boy? I bet you're a virgin, haha (nailed it, right?)

>bombing on a trailer

top tier JUST

>>80140713
How does Netflix specials actually work? I would think Netflix counts the plays of their specials, so it sort of might affect if they do another one with the comedian in question, right?

>>80138970
Her uncle is indisputably the most powerful non-Republican in US politics right now

I'd put her fat ass on my company board just to get those connections

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>>80139470
>This is really heinous and people like Marc Maron and Joe Rogan will regret their support of her in the long run.

They support her because she isn't stealing the jokes. She is paying other comedians for their jokes.

That's why they aren't mad. But part of writing people's specials are that you aren't allowed to say you wrote them.

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>>80140781
Was this a prank or what?

>>80136453
she's right that something's wrong with our culture

the fact that she's famous

>>80136213
She looks like 50 lbs of chewed up bubble gum, crammed into a 10lb rated plastic bag.

She should be the face of Barbapapa instaed

>>80137703
Tell that to Carlos Mencia when everybody and their mama shitted on him for stealing Bill Cosby's joke. Joe Rogan in particular was pretty harsh, but was completely dismissive of Ms.Piggy when she was found out. Joe can be a real White Knight sometimes.

>>80136345

Actually it was more like "men will fuck literally anything"

Kinda hard to argue that point.

>>80140729
this seems fake, but
>GIRLS ARE EATING SALAD, WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?
kek

>>80141704
I've done some regrettable things while my lower brain was in control.

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>>80140729
while not the sole reason for everything they do, a major motivator for women is "i am not getting attention but that girl is" and then they tear down whatever the other girl is or is doing. they don't even have a true opinion on it, they just know at least bitching will get some attention on her

>>80136394
'CAUSE IT'S TIGHTER THAN YOUR LOOSE CUNT, BITCH !!

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>>80141587
>is it fat shaming if you know you're not fat
Probably has a herd of handlers and orbiters enforcing her worldview.

>>80136453
>if you disagree then it just proves I'm right

I wish this worked in real life

>>80137645
Everyone else is citing Chuck, but before she got huge big she admitted that being a woman comedian afforded her a lot of (((privilege.))) People wanted her at their clubs just to shake things up.

>>80136213
>an unfunny raunchy kike-ess

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>>80137645

I actually thought this gif was footage of some robotics demo until just a few days ago when I realized it was a real person

>>80136213
what was the joke????

>>80141872
Is that a real article? There's no way it is. That's got to be satire.

>>80137633
Who is this pale-as-milk semen oni?

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>>80141925
>tfw Japanese animatronics look more humanoid than Briana Wu

>>80141950
Her self being

>>80141659
Mencia stole a lot more than a Cosby joke.
Whole shows were lifted from other comedian's works.

>>80141998

Is that what peak performance looks like?

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>>80141998

Apparently I'm not a real man for preferring this over Amy Schumer

>>80141998
ARLINDOOOOOOO.

100cc's on the daily babey pleese.

>>80137556
I can never tell whether or not John Mulaney is being sarcastic.

>>80141872
All those typos and errors in a 'published' article. I'd fire the person who wrote that, AND the person who proofread it.

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>>80142087
Almost.

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>>80142102
>the future of women is lifelike robots
I'm ok with this

>>80136213
Loling my ass off at all the millenial retards in this thread. Amy Schumer is so unfunny it becomes funny, and thus she's funnier than whatever frog meme you just posted on facebook you 17 year old retard.

that fat ugly fucking bitch. hope her boyfriend shits in her mouth

>>80136213

Have you guys read the description?
>Published on Mar 6, 2017

>It's a rule: Every comedian's got to do a leather special. Emmy® and Peabody Award-winner Amy Schumer continues the tradition with jokes about having good vagina days, seeing your nude photo go viral, and more. The Leather Special streams March 7 on Netflix.

Do they know?
>Amy Schumer continues the tradition with jokes about having good vagina days

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>>80137328
>steal jokes
>do them worse
Is it misdirection? I don't get it

Am I the only one who wants to go down on her when she's on her period and pop the blood clots that drip out of her cunt like jelly filled M&Ms between my teeth?

>>80142255
Every knows she just does vagina jokes, the problem is that people legitimately love that

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how do you go from this...

>>80141998
>when the bogbots activate

VAGINA

GIBB OSCARS

>>80136582
Kys

>>80142399
Hair and makeup

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>>80142103
Awww yea

>>80142399
Do you think this was a deliberate strategy?

Half her material is about her being ugly, which is infinitely easier to produce

>>80142491
Nah, he's right, something weird happened to the shape of her face. It happens to most brown women (see Selena Gomez) and women from slav potato countries when they get older. It's not just from getting fat either.

>>80142399
Predisposition to storing fat, no discipline, fistfuls of food, and many sycophants encouraging you.

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Why are people even debating and comedians defending her on stealing jokes? The evidence are clear as day. There is no debate, she and/or her team stole those jokes.

>>80137633
MOAR

>>80142638
She is also thief, emotional blackmailer and sexual predator. Truly nasty and psychotic woman by all accounts.

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>>80136213
The heralding of a shitty comedian is girls woohing

>>80142638
wtf why did that image give me an instant erection?

>>80142149
>>80141998
How far does one need to fall into body issues mental illness to think this actually looks good?

>>80142255
It's a reference to people trying to dress like Eddie Murphy in Raw.

>>80142875
laziness

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>>80136213
i dont want to lady.

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>>80142875
>implying it doesn't
Don't be jelly

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amy schumer looks so fucking strong

>>80143052
What body type even is this?

>>80143337
The comedian

>>80143337
the somewhat-active-but-can't-stop-snacking-and-overeating

>>80143337

dwarf

>>80143052
It's the body type people are trying to achieve when they photoshop chloe. it's dis-proportioned with a girl head but enormous man torso

>>80143337
It's like a woman went ftm, did a full course of testosterone then decided to stay as a woman and become a bodybuilder for a couple of years then became a disgusting slob who occasionally went running and did yoga.

>>80143052
She should compete on one of those shows where they flip tires and get strapped up to pull planes

>>80141954
She's not fat by american standard. Today to be considered fat in usa you have to be pushing more than 300 lbs

>>80136213

Does that latex act like a kind of tarp to keep in all her obese flop sweat?

There has never been an unfunnier women than Amy Schumer.

>it's an Amy gave a cab driver a handjob when she was a teenager episode

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>>80143052
>tfw currently fucking a girl with the body type "Amy Schumer"

I can do so much better and I know it, I only agreed to fuck her because she propositioned me while we were on the same cross country flight and I'm too lazy to actively put in the work on a real relationship with a non pig. I feel absolutely disgusting after I nut and have to save up my jizz by not jerking off for days to get horny enough to fuck her. Fuck it I'm blocking her number right now.

>>80143052
>she looks more masculine than me

fuck this body of mine

>>80136453
>people are criticizing me therefore what i'm doing is right

yeah, naw

>>80142242
Fuck off, memes are free expression while she is making a career of shit jokes...

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Alright /tv/ name a single good female comedian

>>80143052
FUUUUGG

PLEASE FEMDOM ME

>>80143037
Please, tell me it's photoshoped...

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>>80143498
Yes, and then they bottle it and sell it.

>>80136213
an un-funny Snorlax wearing a 10 sizes too small outfit is SO COURAGEOUS

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>>80138113
>you're only asshurt because women dont want to sleep with you

Yes, anon, yes. All criticism only comes from jealousy. You're right. Whether or not a joke someone tells is funny or not entirely depends on whether the listener is currently having an orgasm. You cracked the code, anon. You genius.

>>80143509
Be honest with her, even if she's a pig. If you are truly better than her you can finish the relation like a man, don't be the pussy between the two..

>>80139337
>talks about manchildren

>amy schumer literally looks like a fat infant with longer legs

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>>80138113

>>80136213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9mp6r_RNyE

Copying from Jim Jeffries now, jesus christ. The clip is only a bit of his joke but its almost word for word before and after.

>>80143930
>triggered roastie

Will they ever learn?

>>80143601
Whoopi Goldberg

>>80143930
she makes fun of small dicks after saying you shouldn't make fun of people for things they can't change

really makes you think

>>80143930
>I have only a hand full of times seen a dick that wasn't terrifying to look at

Come on, even roasties can admit that penises as an average are way better looking that vaginas.

>>80140729
>genderqueer superfat genius
I think that is going to be my new steam name.

>>80143930
Imagine pulling a guys pants down and finding a tiny pecker
>QUIT SHAMING PEOPLE FOR THE WAY THEIR BODIES GROW!!!!!

It's a joke, not a nice one sure.
I think a lot more guys would be understanding of a less appealing vagina than women about a less appealing penis.

>>80143930
>putting up a "I have a trainwreck of a vagina" signal

wew

>>80139470

I think joke stealing is way overblown in standup comedy.

As if two people on Earth have never reached the same conclusion about something, independently.

In fact, that's what a lot of comedy is based on. The person on stage says something, the audience recognizes/has observed the same thing, and laughs because it's true. They've found the same thing true in their own experience.

Yes, I've seen a video comparing Amy's jokes to other people's jokes. But what's the point?

>>80143930
>female circumcision is considered third world savagery
>when it requires almost nothing and 0 pain
>meanwhile male circumcision is normalized by society and uses medieval torture instruments and no anesthetic is allowed
really makes me think

>>80136213
>netflix
(((soros))) showing his tentacles

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>she fell for the fat meme
Embarassing

>>80143955
Man, what the fuck is her problem

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>>80140729
>salads and lean protein

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>>80144143

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>>80143930
>that triggered from a single pic
Must have hit a little too close to home

>>80143601
maria bamford
tig notaro
bonnie mcfarlane
joan rivers
phyllis diller

>>80144165
Mainly being a woman. She'll get away with it. There is no worry of repercussions in the first place, but because she's also a household name now, other comedians will come to her rescue and defend her in the face of evidence, hoping she'll see it and give them a bite of her unwarranted success
she's got it made in the shade. rip off whoever, whenever, get all the praise for it, but owning that vagina means enjoying the negativity too, not having to justify yourself because others will

>>80136330
Jokes on you. She heard all the negative criticism of how she only tells vagina jokes and is now going to tell butthole jokes.

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>>80144168

>>80143930
>AND I HAVE SEEN MANY DICKS

What did Catherine Olek mean by this?

>>80143930
Struck a nerve, huh?

>>80143601
>Alright /tv/ name a single good female comedian

Kathleen Madigan

>>80143930

No homo, but I think dicks and balls are way nicer to look at than a vag.

Plus dicks and balls are funny. Axe wound roast beef flaps are gross.

>>80144059
Not gay but I agree. The manhood is glorious, the womanhole is a cesspool. It's beyond me how men who can claim to be straight will go bobbing for fish sticks.

>>80144350
You mean "what did the /r9k/ faggot who is running that account mean by this?" and he meant that he's a permavirgin and angry at the world.

>>80144411
That's very wrong though. A nice innie vag is way nicer than dick and balls. I will agree vaginas are not funny though. They're wet and stink

>>80144171
that jawline is a disaster

>>80144337
I can't wait for this smug piece of shit to get his final heart attack.

>>80138811
Mencia was also known to go to comedy clubs where people were performing in order to write down their jokes.

>>80143930
>AND I HAVE SEEN MANY DICKS

Biggest understatement of all time.

How long until another "parallel thinking" compilation?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3u_e0yqp0bU

>>80144476
True but I'd still fug if she was still that weight

>>80137645
>>80137676
>>80137701
>DUDE, CHUCK SCHUMER LMAO
Do you guys honestly think a Senator from New York has any pull at comedy clubs? Do you think that Chuckie S, who didn't even want anything to do with her until she got really famous, helped her career in any meaningful way? Or maybe, just maybe, it's because she was hanging out with some of the biggest, smartest, most influential people in comedy like Dave Attell, Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Chris Rock etc.?

>>80144245

Do women today think there is anything a woman can be criticized for?

That's what feminism is about. Freedom from criticism.

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gross

>>80142255
>jokes about having good vagina days, seeing your nude photo go viral
>Muh
>VAGINA

>>80144651

Yeah, I mean, how does a Jewish comedian ever get a show on TV anyway? You think Jewish nepotism is a thing??? Are you mad?

>>80144459
Having sex doesn't change your view on women for the positive, actually. Either you were always brainwashed, had sex, and fooled yourself into thinking it was the greatest thing on this planet, or you were brainwashed, had sex, and realized that getting your dick wet wasn't the end-all-be-all of life.

To not worship a vagina is the first step, and you need to take that step. Women are not good, they are not clean, they are not nice, they are not actually "people" Once you stop seeing them with your brainwashed brain as do-no-wrongers that can't fix your fucking life by laying there and letting me fuck her, you're on your way to actual happiness.

>>80143052
>she only has her hands up so you wont see all the blubber at normal stance

>>80144753
>Women are not good, they are not clean, they are not nice, they are not actually "people"

It's funny because it's true.

>>80144651
>>80144744
I honestly think it has less to do with Chuck Schumer than public shaming. She is famous enough now that if someone calls her out on her bullshit they will get labeled as sexist/fatphobic/etc. All the comedians she stole/borrowed form wouldn't survive the PR war. She's too big.

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>>80144666
>Do women today think
no, it's all reactionary. No actual opinions or stances. Once they've been explained WHY their particular thing they're spouting off (just for attention) is wrong, they switch gears and complain about something else, like what they were wrong about never existed.
It's all. for. attention.
I hate to do the "period after every word for emphasis" but 4chan doesn't leave me options

>>80144744
She was opening for Colin Quinn, Jim Norton, Patrice O'Neal, Dave Attell, and others. Those comedians have connections and have had their own shows or collaborated with shows around the time Amy was moving up in comedy which allowed her to get on TV. Her fucking Anthony Jeselnik helped too.

>>80144842

Well, that matches the idea that most women (and most blacks) just talk for attention, like monkeys in a jungle.

>>80144851

And Inside Amy Schumer will be on at least 5 seasons. That's longer than any show with Quinn, Norton, O'Neal, Attell, etc.

Even the Jeselnik Offensive was only on 6 months.

>>80145049
Yeah, it's been on longer because it's highly rated by critics.

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>>80144678
>>80144171

REEEEEEE why would anyone do this to themselves. She has the money for a fucking personal chef if she wanted. Seriously FUCKING WHY?

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>>80136213
I see Amy has lost some weight.

>>80145170
>implying critics are ALLOWED to say otherwise
The only reason they haven't cancelled the daily show is brand recognition and they would have their heads on a platter for cancelling both black guys at the same time

>>80145230
Makes more money by making herself more relatable to her audience

>>80145230
Especially when you're known as "that fat chick" honestly, she could talk about her vag all she wants if she were at least nice to look at

>>80136261
It's a farm joke about a pig wearing a cow

>>80142875

No less than the fatties on that 600lbs show.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

>>80145337
nice

>>80145170

Or the network wants to hold up a show with a Female Comedian.

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>>80141955
>>80142720

Okay

>>80143337
the heavy

That actually was a bit funny, but for the wrong reasons. The actual joke was that she admitted as a woman she thinks about really stupid inane shit everyday that nobody cares about at all.

Men are factually sexual beings so naturally we think about sex a lot.

>>80144337
>that lifeguard

>>80145759
I don't think it's funny in any way.

All it did was show how she has zero insight or creativity in constructing her 'jokes'.

>gee I need to make the simple fact that men don't care about the same shit women do into something funny
>haha so he's like "i want to put it in your ass xD"

Can't stand this whore.

>>80144678
ugh

>>80145230
her boyfriend wanted her fat

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>>80144168

>>80145599
>big tits and no ass

gross

it's either no tits and no ass or big tits and big ass or no tits and big ass

0/10 would not let her fuck me with a dildo at all

>>80146203
OOGA BOOGA ME LIKE ASS

>>80136742
No but she still looks like fucking Porky Pig

>>80136261
Her shtick is that she acts sexual yet is disgusting

>>80136213
i don't hate her like i do, her uncle, Chuck Schumer

>>80145256
>>80145490
These are also both correct.

>>80137328
at least she could steal funny jokes

>>80136213
Holy fuck shes fat

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What jokes will she steal this time?
I hate that everyone seemed to forget she is a dirty joke thief and nothing became of it.

thanks women!

>>80137394
joe rogan is a piece of shit who cares what does he thinks you faggots are just the worst

>>80140161
guess who's fucking producing the film
sony!

>>80136213
I've never had a thought about sodomizing someone. Maybe in her circle of weak, pig men, that's a common thought. This bitch sucks.

>>80144118
>defending circumcision of any kind
Let's not become walking parodies, anon.

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>>80136330
"Did I ever tell you the story about the woman who taught her vagina to talk?"

She's so funny.

>>80144171
I wouldn't be ashamed of eating her ass and pussy if she still look like that

>>80144171
>Bogjaw

That explains everything, they are expanding their influence to all women.

>>80140332
>backlash around trump is the proof trump is necessary!
seems like an empty tautology that can be used to justify anything bad

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>>80143052
>amy schumer looks so fucking strong
who do you think can bench more?

>>80149083
Chest hair is coming in nicely.