5th Indiana Jones Movie Set for 2019

Harrison Ford must want to fucking kill himself.

>>80135602
>Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role
Heh guess Shia taking up the lead mantle in the franchise didn't work out like they planned

why

>>80135622
Nope. He's being killed off in this one as well. He's been confirmed saying he wants to be killed off in his most iconic roles so people don't keep bugging him. He'll also die in Blade Runner 2.

why would

>((((steven spielberg)))

waste his last remaining years directing this piece of shit.


>(((dISNEY)))

MUST HAVE DIRT ON HIM. BLACKMAILING HIM.

>>80135602
Is the Young Indiana Jones chronicles worth watching?

Indiana Jones 4 aged well because of all the capeshit that's been coming out the past 9 years

>>80135602
>Harrison Ford reprising his iconic role.

What the hell. Does Spielberg have him on some sort of lifetime contract?

>>80135668
>last remaining years

What? He's at least got another 40 years left in him.

>>80135693
Maybe Ford wants a new mansion.

>>80135693
>>80135635
See >>80135664

He wants out. As with Shia taking the mantle. I'm willing to bet, 100%, that they're going to get a new Indiana Jones actor who will be up for cross-over with the Lara Croft reboot.

>>80135755
>cross-over with the Lara Croft reboot.

Why does this sound possible?

>>80135635
Which is sad as Shia was probably one of the better things about Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. His acting that is, as the character was kinda badly written.

>>80135693
>What the hell. Does Spielberg have him on some sort of lifetime contract?

At this point I think they simply just threatening him with taking away his pilot license for good if he won't act in more shitty sequels nobody really cares for... Including him.

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>That belongs in a museum

ah River phoenix would have been perfect to take the role if the jews hadn't overdosed him.

Who's replacing him as new Indy?

It wasn't too ridiculous when they did Crystal Skull, but what the fuck is literally near 80 Harrison Ford going to be doing in this movie? He's a tough old man, but this shit is going to actually kill him if he keeps it up.

>>80135836
sources say idris elbow

>>80135664

Makes sense. Considering how completely disinterested and phoned-in his performance was in Crystal Skull, Indiana getting killed off is the only way I could see him agreeing to do it.

>>80135836
>Who's replacing him as new Indy?

Angelina Jolie

>>80135836
john boyega is having talks with the studio

>>80135881
WE

>>80135806
I used to think that was Leonardo DiCaprio because I had remembered seeing Titanic at some point.

>>80135602
what is this even going to be about? 75 year old Indiana Jones fighting vietnam war draft dodgers in the late 60's?

>>80135836

Someone non-white. Or they'll give him a non-white companion/love interest that is similar or superior to Indy both intellectually and physically.

>>80135938
It's On The Road / Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas with Indiana going on a road trip to Mexico with his students, doing copious amounts of psychedelics.

>>80135791
Because people have regular made the comparison.

I wouldn't be surprised if they do a three way crossover instead, actually.

Lara Croft reboot
Indiana Jones reboot (with a younger actor)

plus

Uncharted film which I think is being made.

>>80135894
Yup. It's perfect as it's not going to be impossible for him to have other sons or just have Shia's character replaced by somebody else. There won't be a female Indiana Jones as Lara Croft takes that title and studios won't want that shit.

>>80135916
>>80135881
It'd be a pretty hard reboot then, seeing as they basically said that his son would replace him. But even if it isn't, why would you /pol/ fags care? Jones COLONISED/CIVILISED a black woman.

But hey, then again, why would you complain anyway? A black guy going round stealing things?

>>80135961
This meme was never funny.

>>80135938
>>80136000
theres really nothing good they could do. Given the characters age and the time period it would have to take place in, it will just be cheesy and stupid

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>>80135755
>cross-over with the Lara Croft reboot

Don't you even fucking joke

>>80136027
It's a /vpol/ invader. Since that sounds like some shit I've seen them moaning about Uncharted that has a black woman who kicks the male protags ass because the male protag refuses to fight her.

>>80135622
well, that is sort of reason why he did SW:FA

>>80136087
If not a cross-over, there will be a little nod. Maybe him bumping into the Lara Croft actor and he scrambles to pick up her shit, picks up the bording pass in an airport

>Oh, I think this is yours... Mrs Croft
>Oh it's Ms Croft actually
>*looks at his ticket*
>Mr Jones

Screencap this. I want to be wrong but there is too much potential that some exec will think this up.

>>80135933

ironically, river phoenix was supposed to play the part in titanic before he died. He was Camerons first choice.

Lucky Leo.

http://thecontextofthings.com/2014/08/17/river-phoenix-and-leo-dicaprio/

>>80135938
They probably have him take the Sean Connery role in The Last Crusade and young Indy has to go rescue him

then work nazis into it again somehow maybe

>>80136181
the last movie which came out a decade ago was set in the late 50's. so the 5th movie will have to be set in at least the mid 60's, no nazis then

>>80136167
This makes me sad

They don't even exist in the same time periods, do they? Isn't there several decades dividing them even at Indy's oldest?

>>80135664
How come Harrison Ford wants to die in every of his most famous role? Does he hate acting?

>>80136260
A cabal of old sinister Nazis, hidden away, building a power base or followers, looking for the Spear of Destiny, done.

>>80136308
>Does he hate acting?
yes. Hes hated making anything since around 2000

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>>80136260
>mfw they have Indy fight Hydra instead of Nazis thus connecting it with their capeshit universe

>>80136334
I don't think the studio would produce a documentary on the global elite.

>>80136334
But the Spear of Destiny is in the museum?

>>80135602
If its good, its good. If its bad everyone will just forget it happened like Crystal Skull.

>>80136308
Because by the time he finishes this one, he will literally be approaching 80. You think he wants to play them forever? They all know at this point that his characters need to start dying because he's old as fuck.

>>80136181
Use Francoist Spain for Inquisition conspiracies.

>>80136462
How could it realistically be good?

>>80136512
Honestly I dont know, even if they learn from KotCS they'll likley make it far too 'safe' like TFA.

I have to say, it really speaks to how iconic Harrison Ford is that they literally have to kill him in universe in order to reboot these franchises.

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>>80136512

>>80136454
Not in this movie, anon, those are fakes and reproductions, the real one is on the run with caretakers and the Nazi cabals are after it.

>>80135602
Remember when Spielberg said he's done with Indiana Jones and never wants to make another sequel again?

>>80136437
>global elite
>nazis

My poor naive anon

>>80136717
Shows how much you know.

>>80135803
hired disney goons bust Harrisons doors in, then fucking choke him out and put him to sleep, and then he wakes up in full costume and on set. That's why he was so shit in indy 4

>>80135602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFKdAhi_yc0

>>80136272
Nope but the Indiana Jones series will probably be rebooted with a new actor but in this period.

>>80136724
Sure does, anon.

>>80136683
Probably a 'end of a era' thing. With Spielberg killing off Indy so that any potential future films will have a different director and so on.

>>80136826
Kind of misses the entire point of Indiana Jones then

>>80135791
>>80135755
>>80136020
>>ARCHEOLOGY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

>>80136454
>>80136676

Friendly reminder that there are several spears of destiny in the real world, with one being a Polish copy of the Vienna spear and one being kept by the Vatican etc.

Second-generation Nazis working to steal all of them to discern which one is the true one could be pretty cool. Indy butting heads with no-nonsense Vatican City guards out to get their own piece back could be fun.

>>80136905
Well, Indy is more about getting shit for museums, while Lara is more about doing it for the prestige and shit. It'd have two conflicting reasons for finding shit.

The only problem, which you're right above, is the NEW Lara is more like a female Indy than she originally was. Originally she was a gun totting explorer who did it for a rush. Now it's "OMG I CAN DO THIS I CAN DO THIS. OMG IM SO SORRY MR DEER!".

I think it'd be interesting. It's to easy to pitch, sadly.

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>YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD?
>OLD GOOD FILMS WHICH PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T ALIVE WHEN THEY WERE RELEASED LOVE!
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This news is over a year old faggot

>>80136826
>but in this period.

Wouldn't that just be Uncharted? Never played the games.

>>80137082
Pretty much. But that's the other thing. Uncharted is getting a film. So, I don't see much being different. Apart from, isn't Indy based on actual real life mysteries and all that shit? While isn't Uncharted based on made up legends and so on?

Also Indy doesn't kill that many people compared to the guy in Uncharted (at least I'm guessing as it's a video game, be boring without gunplay).

>>80137078
Does that mean we can't talk about it? Got the archive links to the old threads?

>>80136308
Any other actor who was getting too old to keep playing their iconic characters would let the character die off screen (see: will Smith independence day 2) or simply be recast (See: Sean Connery James bond). Ford is a devout Kinovian and actually cares about his most famous characters so gives them a legitimate send off and departs from the role in style, on film so that it may be preserved for eternity. And he gets called a cynical old man who hates his craft by people who don't understand that he is cementing his legacy.

>>80137019
Indiana Jones is old pulp action and serial adventures, rebooting it in the modern day just misses the point, you know? The setting, the era, the action, it all comes from a specific place, which is why they're so fun. Alas, modern reboots don't care for this. Which is why Uncharted is getting a movie.

>>80137362
I guess so. I just see, sadly, execs open to the potential.

>inb4 Indiana rescue a teenager called Lara in the middle of the movie and she helps him in the end
>when they go home he meets a guy
>"Doctor Jones, I am Alexander Croft, thank you for rescuing my daughter Lara"
credit roll

>>80137255

Will Smith's character got killed off because he asked too much money to play his old role again. Nothing to do with respect.

>>80135755
Something tells me even though they're going to replace Indy they'll still somehow have the new movies set during WWII so they can continue to beat up evil nazis for eternity.

>>80137501
Where is this 'asked for so much money'.

>>80137588
>implying that would be a bad thing

Seriously, bring in that dude who played young Ford in Age of Adaline and give us the Atlantis movie and I'd be perfectly fine with it.

>>80137588
What 'legends' have they covered?

>Ark of the Covenant
>Some Indian shit I dunno if it's made up or not
>Crystal Skulls
>The Holy Grail

So, loads of shit is open to be done. I always assumed they'd do a Atlantis one at one point. The Fountain of Youth? Golden City of Dorado?

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Harrison ford is fucking 75, he will not last another movie

>>80137702
Anthony Ingruber

>>80137771
>The Fountain of Youth? Golden City of Dorado?
Needs to be edgy judeochristian.
I'd say Book of the Wars of the Lord would be perfect.

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>>80136974
>ARCHEOLOGY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

>>80137771
El Dorado isnt likley, since they already did a hidden Mesoamerican City in Crystal Skull.

>>80137771
SPEAR OF DESTINY

Judeo-Christian stuff was always the best because the Nazis wanted that shit, too, they're connected. Nazis, Biblical artifacts and pulp action are what make Indiana Jones movies. That's why Temple and Crystal Skull suck so much ass.

>Lara, Indy and Nathan
Add a National Treasure reboot into the mix and we've got a cinematic universe, lads!

>>80137873
>edgy

Calm that fedora down, son, there's reasons it's Biblical stuff.

>>80135602
WELL WELL INDIANA JONES

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>>80136974
Stop making cinematic universes

They won't kill off Ford.

Indiana will find the Fountain of Youth and his replacement actor will take over from then on.

>>80137934
Raiders of the Lost Ark is literally a naziploitation movie directed by a Jewish filmmaker about Jewish God killing nazis.
Seems pretty edgy to me.

>Over 10 years since Crystal Skull

Huh

>>80135668
Now this is shitposting

>>80137853
Patrick Stewart has. Ian McKellen has.

>>80137873
So, what mythological power is it suppose to have? The ability to defeat any foe in battle by summoning the power of God to smite them down?

>>80137905
I thought Temple of Doom was liked, maybe not the most, but enough?

>>80137986
You know what we meant. Kill off or not, he won't be in any more films. I'm pretty sure he'll demand to be killed off so they can't do a "COME BACK FOR A CAMEO! LOL!". Remember Star Trek and bringing back Shatner?

Fountain of Youth is too similar to the Holy Grail

How do they keep convincing him to replay star wars and now indiana jones? Does disney own a blood contract or what

>>80138069
>So, what mythological power is it suppose to have? The ability to defeat any foe in battle by summoning the power of God to smite them down?
They can figure out something. After all most of the myths surrounding the artifacts they have in those movies were literally created for the movies.
We need a list of biblical artifacts
>jericho's trumpet - ancient ICBM

>>80135800
He was badly cast.
He's a good actor, but not Indiana Jones.

>>80135622
He crashes his plane into the ground every few months. It can't be Calista Flockhart, must be the threat of this.

>>80138138

ally mcbeals plastic surgery costs a lot

>>80138069
>Patrick Stewart has

Are you living in a cave?

>>80137991
Anon, I don't think you know what edgy means

It's a pure pulp action movie lifted directly out of that era, what happens is not uncommon for what it is

why

no one even wanted to make indy 4 it was just lucas bothering them for decades

>>80138242
Bitch, the dead one was spock, not him

>>80138069
>I thought Temple of Doom was liked, maybe not the most, but enough?

I watched it recently and honestly really disliked it.

>>80138069
>I thought Temple of Doom was liked, maybe not the most, but enough?
For the first half it seems like a parody of the Raiders.

Here are some Christian items I can remember. Though I don't like this limitation...

>Aaron's Rod - The Rod used to bring the plagues on Egypt
>Staff of Moses - Staff that parted the Red Sea, used by Moses
>Ascalon - Spear used by Saint George to kill the Dragon
>Ring of Solomon - A ring used to capture demons.
>David's Harp - Mystical self-playing harp, could easily be turned into 'mind controls all who hear it' shit.

The latter would be great for those wanting to poke fun at Trump. Implying he had it.

>>80138242
What? Stewart isn't dead, lad.

>>80138331
>>80138361
I don't mind it to much. Most people remember it cause of LE FUNNY CHINKY and LADY WHO FUCKED SPIELBERG AND THUS GOT A ROLE IN THE FILM.

>>80137771
Bermuda Triangle naval kino?

>>80138445
I don't mind it either, but I was binge watching all of the movies and the first half of Temple is so over the top it must've been intended as intentional parody.
And I don't care about the lady and the kid.

>>80138445
I liked short round, that little chink could hold his own in a fight

Willie was insufferable though

Marion > Elsa > shit > Willie

>>80138550
Bermuda Triangle is dangerous as Atlantians come and kill/capture the crews or shoot down aircraft that go near some shit?

>>80135602
I wish Harrison Ford would die already. I mean it, his performances are painful and clearly he doesn't give a rat's ass.

>>80135836
another jew

>>80138611
Let's kickstart a buddy cop comedy and pay Harrison Ford and Bruce Willis to star in it as partners, then we'll kill them in a giant explosion that will be the climax of the movie.

>>80138402
>Ring of Solomon - A ring used to capture demons

There is potential for spookiness in this. Demon-summon Nazi cabals in South America.

>>80138402
>Ring of Solomon is attempted to be found to unleash by the Nazi's in 1944 due to fear of what the Russians would do

I mean, that'd be pretty neat, but would sympathise with Nazi's too much for ((HIM)).

>>80138661
>Solomon
>South America
Let's connect it with the King Solomon's Mines in Congo.

>>80138445
Temple just seemed so cheap and over the top, it had none of the weight, serious moments, fun or adventure of Raiders or Last Crusade. It sticks out so badly.

>>80138661
It would. Though you'd got to actually have the scene where the item activates... how does Indy prevent it from fucking everything? Cutting the ring off the finger LOTR style? I also assume that's what would happen.

Also it'd probably be better to do Australia or Africa instead of South America again.

>>80136974
BWAHAHAHAH I SPAT OUT MY DRINK ON THIS ONE

>>80138708
I just said South America because that's where Nazis were said to escape to.

>>80138708
>Indy stealing even more from Allan Quatermain

I mean I guess.

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>>80135602
>5th Indiana Jones Movie Set for 2019

>>80135680
>Indiana Jones 4 aged well because of all the capeshit that's been coming out the past 9 years
No, Crystal Skull is awful.

Fine, someone has to do it...

PART TIME

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Harrison has to live pay check to paycheck for his sons rehab stints

>>80138872
There is no Indy 4.

>>80138958
Did Ford fuck a clown?

>>80135836
A young black actor of course.

>>80138669
m8 there are no nazis anymore this has to take place in like the 1980s to keep indy aging properly

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>>80135602

>>80135800
name me a single film where shia played a good character or acted well.

he was the worst part of constantine.
transformers?

gtfo

>>80135848
ford should be playing the character that sean connery played in indy3.

but they fucked up passing the torch. and they will fuck up passing it again. lucas and spielberg are fucking terrible writer/director combo since the 80s.

much like ridley scott and james cameron and a bunch of other directors (scorcese, john hughes, john landis, etc) who had solid films in the 70s and 80s but lost their minds and havent directed a good film in 20+ years.

>>80139631

Lawless.

temple was good. solid.

i like indy punching nazis or chinamen. so we need more of that.

i dont think indy punching chinamen works in china though.

>>80139918
>Set in Depression-era Franklin County, Virginia, a trio of bootlegging brothers are threatened by a new special deputy and other authorities angling for a cut of their profits.

are you fuckin kidding m8? sounds balls.

2 hour drama not my kind of thing. never heard of it even.

>Domestic Total Gross: $37,400,127

>>80139930
It was India in case the turbans didn't clue you in

>>80138550
pretty sure that going to be in Pirates 5

>>80138596
you failed to mention crystal marion, so you just put her fat ass first lol.

also in raiders she pulled a knife and a gun on a dude, that bitch would cut your dick off and shoot you in the balls.

girl with "love you" written on her eyelids > elsa > cate blanchett and her terrible accent > willie > would stick my dick in a tree instead of fucking marion > marion

>>80140042
do you even remember lao in the start of temple, autist ?

what plane do you think indy hops on before landing in india?

anything goes

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>>80135680
IMO it's one of the best adventure shows aver made, at least in terms of sheer production value. The budget for the series was insane, and I doubt we'll ever see something like it again.

>>80140017
We're going off of DTG? Well then he was obviously the best actor ever in the Transformers movies.

>>80135668
apparently steven spielberg is a high ranking SS officer in the 4th reich. no joke

>>80135668
>waste his last remaining years directing this piece of shit.

He's been directing shit for like 20 years now.

>>80140808
His last really good movie was saving private ryan which was 98, youre right

>>80135602

If you cut out a few scenes from crystal skull it becomes a pretty good movie. Fix up the stupid shit like the fridge and the cartoonish jungle car chase and you're golden.

When will (((Spielberg))) get exposed as a pedo? Shortround only got the role in ToD because he slept with him

>>80140950
The jungle car chase is okay. It's not on the level of the tank-fight but it's a classic Indiana Jones scene type. It's the swinging-with-monkeys-with-the-same-hairstyle-and-then-the-monkeys-attack-the-bad-guys scene that REALLY needs to go.

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>>80140950
>>80141223

>>80135925
WUZ ARCHAEOLOGISTS N SHIET

>>80135806
Fuck man, River would have been perfect as Indy.

>>80135836
wanna bet its a jew?

>>80135836
It's gonna be the guy who's playing Han Solo in his upcoming movie. Makes sense.

>>80141223

If they brought into more into practicality like the tank scene it would be great, the issue is you just have so many different silly elements and as a whole they go too far.

>Giant buzzsaws clearing a road
>Monkey swinging
>Ants
>ending it with falling off the cliff onto a tree branch

Tone a few elements down and there you go. I really liked the movie otherwise, the earlier car chase was pretty good.

>>80135836
The only thing worse than a black guy/woman

Chris Pratt

>>80138712
It has the darkest most serious scenes out of all the indy films

>>80142202
Exactly, it feels tonally inconsistent with the rest of the series, That dinner scene and the bug tunnel just come of as grotesque and out of place

>>80142202
Nazi faces melting from their skulls while they screamed and a guy aging 500 years in seconds and turning into moaning dust were light-hearted gags, I guess.

>>80136717
>he doesnt know about the 4th reich nazis on antartica and the moon, vying for control against the globalists, in league with ETs

>>80142751
>not in the hollow earth

God, anon, try to keep up

>>80139631
Holes

>>80142982
I immediately assumed he meant hollow earth when mentioning Antarctica, because the entrances was supposed to be at the North and South Poles.

I might have gone too far with all this stuff.

>>80143195
goddamn you people have shit taste.

>>80136887
Before Ford was cast as Dr Jones, Spielberg and Lucas planned on cycling through actors every few films similar to the Bond series.

>Spielberg told Lucas he was interested in making a James Bond film, but Lucas told him of an idea "better than James Bond", outlining the plot of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

This next film will definitely be an "end of an era" thing like you said, but instead of having Ford hang up the towel and his son leading the wacky adventures, there will be a reboot of the franchise with the first film featuring Nazis.

>>80143623
It's not about how good the movies are, you sperg. It's about how well he acts in them. He acted well in Holes.

Contrast with Ford, who's been in a fuckton of great movies but he's never really acted in any of them.

>>80140704
i'm sorry, 2010s has been the shittiest decade in film since the 1950s for me.

i dont plan to see lawless. shia, in everything i've seen him in (holes, indy4, constantine, transformers) , is a shit actor.

hah i forgot he was shit in i, robot and charlies angels too.

not saying FORD is any better. he got star wars 4-6, indy 1-3, blade runnah, and.... thats it. yeah air force one was crap i said it. maybe fugitive? 8 good films spanning 40 years.

his career rivals his flight safety, crashing and burning.

>>80136260
>it's set in 2017 as Indy (Sharia Rebuff) is joined by zher faithful female(?) companion, Toby (Shawrawnda Banana Jackson) on a quest to recover Ancient Russian Hacker Technology while fighting off the dark forces of the alt-right and their incessant meme magic
>people would pay to see this

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>>80135836
>mfw its a black transgender woman

Its 2017 for crying out loud.

>>80143808
no, i get that.

but shia is a character actor, he has one thing he does and thats it. much like ford.

no no no no no no

but also see >>80143907 , ford has been in 8 good films by my count over 50 years. 9 if you count him in apoc now. and i'm being generous counting jedi as "good".

if we're counting great films only? apoc now, blade runner ....... thats it. fugitive is good but retarded script and like you say, ford doesnt act. raiders is good and one of my fav films, but great it is not.

>>80135602

If I wanted to see a piece of shit I'd visit ops mom