Can I pet your dog?

No.

But Kevin can.

>I want 90% of all profits and I'm only willing to offer 10,000 of the 50,000 you're asking for. You have 3 seconds to decide or I'm out.

One time I asked this pretty girl if I could 'touch her dog' and she just laughed but said sure

why is robert such a fucking loser?

>>80132440
Based Kevin.

>>80132715
please no bully Robin Williams' son

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> Gives you what you want and asks to be kite surfing buddies on weekends
> Reject Robert for worse deal with Lori because QVC

>>80132925
>it's a Kevin gets sick of Lori's shit and says she has nothing to offer because any one of them could get them on QVC episode

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Do you have any samples?

>>80132800
>I want 100% of your company,your house, your wife and your wife's son and I get $2 extra from your pocket for every unit sold

>>80132158
Robert I appreciate your offer for $100,000 to pet my dog but I'm going to go with Mark's offer and he gets to keep my dog for three seconds of uninterrupted eye contact.

>>80133046

Has any of Kevin's perpetuity offers ever been accepted?

This show is just a meme

If you look up most of these companies, almost all of their deals with the sharks don't fall through

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>>80133614

This is the biggest post of your life and you are blowing it.