Holy shit. This is literally a perfect movie.

Get three coffins ready

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>>80127776
The Koreans made a knockoff of it
Not bad all things considering

>>80127792
my mistake, 4 coffins

>>80127814
This isn't The Good the Bad and the Ugly anon.

>>80127776
which one was this? Fistfull?

>>80127901
Yeah.

Poor man's Yojimbo

>open this thread expecting it to be full of joke posts confusing it with Back to the Future 3
>it isn't

You guys let me down.

>>80127814
classic weaboo intelligence

>>80128013
We're not all rampaging retards like yourself.

>>80127875
Hm swore it was because Clint wears the same thing in all his spaghetti westerns

>>80127776
This movie. Half the time I couldn't understand what the fuck people were saying the dubbing was so horrible. The visual style and music are good but it's so slow and boring. Nothing fucking happens. This series only gets good with the next film.

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>>80128238
kys

>>80128238
pleb

>>80128013

were you under the impression that you're on reddit?

>>80127776
Worst of dollars series

>>80128275
>>80128281
It's true. It's kinda put me off watching yojimbo. How do they compare?

>>80128238
>The visual style and music are good but it's so slow and boring. Nothing fucking happens.
That's funny, I thought the opposite. Usually I have difficulty with movies from the 60s because the pacing is awful but A Fistful of Dollars was always moving forward towards something. Great film.

The second one had the best finale, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ

I don't think it's nice you laughing.

See my mule don't like people laughing.

He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him.

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best character

>>80128347
I find it very difficult to choose between the second and third film as they're both so good. As for the this one I might have to turn on the sub the next time I see it.

>>80128346
They don't. Just like Seven Samurai and Magnificent 7. They're pretty good on their own.

For a few dollars more is better.

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>>80128498
>that single tear drop
why I am feeling bad for a psychopath?

>>80128536
because he got out fucking played son

Why didn't Ramon just shoot him in the face?

>>80128604
I like to think he wanted to die, that is why he kept giving some (very low) changes to his enemies

>>80128519
Fistful shits on Yojimbo from every angle. Stop blindly cocksucking Kurosawa, weebcuck

>>80127776
There will literally never be a better trilogy ever simply because you can't improve on perfection

>>80127776
So how does he get away with murdering 4 guys, and the sheriff guys nonetheless?

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>I'm looking for the owner of that horse. He's tall, blonde, he smokes a cigar, and he's a pig!

Two hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money.

We're going to have to earn it.

>>80128729
Because what the fuck will the Sheriff do to a guy like him? They shouldn't have fucked him. They drew first so he was just defending himself etc.

>>80128740
BLONDIE
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE?

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Pic related is the greatest Eastwood western.

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>>80128776
Nuh-uh

>>80128693
They're both good. The sooner you accept that.

>>80128776
Thats not Unforgiven

>>80128765
Doesn't make sense

I only watched Dollars trilogy. What should I watch next?

>>80128833
Look at this way. They pulled their guns first. He was just defending himself. The Sheriff says "I saw the whole thing", so he knows they drew first. it's not against the law to defend yourself.

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Is this one worth a watch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ
>people compare this masterpiece to other westerns
you are all objectively wrong

>>80128798
kino

>>80128804
A lot consider Unforgiven as his best. I by no means think it was bad, but I think it being his final cowboy western makes a lot of people overrate it.

>>80128838
>>80128776
>>80128798
>>80128804
Watch any of these three

>>80127776
It truly is. Greatest western of all time. One of the greatest films of all time.

>>80128054

This is Fistful of Dollars, the first in the trilogy

>>80127776

Pale Rider has better vibe tho

>>80128863
It's a classic anon. Of course it's worth watching.

>>80128863
Got the best Soundtrack

>>80128838
Once Upon A Time in The West if you haven't seen it before.

>why? I knew someone like you once. There was no one to help.

>>80128771
JUST A DIRTY SON OF A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Don't you fagets forget this kinography
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGnWWhQ41UM

>not on netflix

how am I supposed to watch it then?

Watching Logan the other day made me realize i've never seen Shane. Is it good?

>>80128863
it's better than good bad and the ugly in some ways

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Why is no one ever talking about this one?

>>80127776
Literally ripped off Kurosawa and had to pay him after losing in court.

>>80129043
pretty comfy desu

>>80128863
It's good but it's very slow. You have to be in the mood for it.

>>80129043

it's great

>>80129052

most western fans have seen it and there's a dropoff to people that have barely seen any. this is actually my favorite western.

>>80129072
It surpassed it.

>>80128729
Have you never heard of self-defence? The only perfect defence one has in a murder trial.

>>80129052
Because it's a fag movie made for fags, aka u.

>>80129090
>>80129109
added to the queue, thanks

>>80128729
It's not hard when your character has aimbot. I don't think MWNN misses once in all three movies

>>80129072
His defense was actually quite interesting
He claimed that the tale was a well-known Italian folk story so he was really just stealing it back

>>80128798
>movie starts
>Eastwood shoots a guy and rapes a woman
Really set the context

>>80129173
In FAFDM, in his first encounter with angel eyes, he ends up shooting the hat out of range and then misses like 3 shots in a row

>>80129052
I love Duck you sucker so much, I've watched it several times and I always end up tearing up when the show Juan's backstory and the way he and John interact is really funny while not trying to be, enjoyable from the beginning until the end.

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>>80129196

Which one you do think looks better?

>>80129251
Bottom if you're not an aniweeb

>>80127776
Watched it last summer with my dad.

Kickass soundtrack that I had stuck in my head for weeks.

Also that scene with the house fire...

Good Bad Ugly > Few Dollars More > A Fistful of Dollars

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>>80127776
OP thinks, this is literally a prefect movie.

>>80128346
They're both fine films.

I recommend both because it's interesting comparing the settings.

>>80127875
As old as I am now and watching all his spaghetti westerns when I was little, I literally can't tell the difference between all his movies.

I THOUGHT my favorite was Jesse Whales, but if you asked me what it was about, I can't remember.
I thought one of the movies he rode an elephant or something and whole bunch of people ended up following him.
That's my favorite Clint Eastwood film, but I don't remember the name.

>>80127814
It's a parodyhomageremake and it's fucking great.

>>80129279
This guy recognizes cinema.

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Here's the best western that isn't a western

>>80129173
In good the bad the ugly he misses the first shot at tucos rope doesn't he? Has to recover and fire off people's hats before hitting the rope the next try.

WHEN THE CHIMES END, TRY AND SHOOT ME COLONEL

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Greatest third act in a western?

Is High Plains Drifter any good?

>>80129791
>Who's the fella who owns this shithole?

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>>80129821
It's kino anon.

>>80129791
absolutely, damn good movie

>>80129791
Rarely have I celebrated a fictional character dying the way i cheered when Little Bill died. He was the biggest asshole.

>>80128498
Charlie day's father

>>80129854
ok, I have to watch it

>>80129821
It's one of the most brutal westerns, once you realise the tweest. The movie opens as Eastwoods character rapes some bitch just to make her shut up

>>80128238
t. woman

>>80128658
He did.

>>80128838
watch once upon a time in the west for sure

>>80128863
Hoo boy, Fonda's first scene is the reason to watch it by itself.

>>80128238
THIS, only the second and third are worth watching

>>80128536
we're all sinners, anon

>>80129052
SHAUN SHAUN

>>80129251
Mifune was very handsome for a jap.

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>>80128776

>>80128740
Ecstasy of Gold is now playing in your head

>>80129892
Deserve's got nothin to do with it

>>80128054
Clint doesn't wear that outfit until the end of GBU in the graveyard.

>>80131938
fuck i love that quote

>>80127814
>>80128033
The funny part is that Fistfull of Dollars was a shot for shot remake of an Akira Kurosawa film.

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>Plebs can't even mention the most kino western of all time...

No one ever mentions The Wild Bunch in these threads... it's almost like you want to discredit yourselves and /tv/

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What about this?

>>80129251
both classic

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>>80127776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9PF1c0CRo

>>80129571
the whole franchise is a meme.

>>80132284
How are his feet so clean?

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Best character of the trilogy even though Clint saves his ass.

>>80132249

For me, the Wild Bunch is the only revisionist Western that deserves to be mentioned alongside the Leone films

>>80131220
don't listen to this fool

>>80132249

The Wild Bunch is my favorite western.

ok faggots you've earned the pleasure of my opinions here you go
yojimbo
>well executed movie with an in your face soundtrack for a samurai movie
>not much to say about an original

fistful of dollars
>improves on yojimbo
>the rojos and baxters are infinitely more interesting and engaging than the japs
>the love story gets more room and it fits much better and is more engaging
>more suspenseful and i think the showdown delivers at another level
>overall a more romantic movie than kurosawas humanist rabble chronicle

few dollars more
>a shit movie that tries to wring tears from cheese and an overused tune
>has been marketed as part of a trilogy because the other movies did well but is really just crap

GBU
>not really a polished movie
>honestly drags in places but the soundtrack saves it and the payoff is worth it
>tries to show more than gunslingers in a shithole and does feel a lot more like a journey

>>80128863
once upon a time in the west
>slow but incredibly suspenseful
>henry fonda and cheyenne are great
>bronson is a robot yorkshire terrier as usual
>has a good frontier theme going which is rare for spaghettios
yes watch it ffs

>>80128838
The Once Upon A Time Trilogy
>>80128863
Absolutely, best western ever made, more patrician and complex than any other
>>80129052
Love this one, it's a shame it's so underrated. Leone is a master in character introduction. Both Juan and John are amazingly well introduced in the movie without even saying a line.

>>80128238
this movie is a pleb litmus test

you are a pleb

>>80132227
Who in turn cribbed heavily from Dashiell Hammett

>>80133589
>being this much of a pleb
We were having a nice thread until you came and shitted it up. Fuck off back to your tumblr blog

>>80133241
>>80132249
I'm gonna give it a try but you better not be memeing me

>>80133589
FFDM>FoD>TGBU

>>80128275
nice choice of reaction image

>>80134615
but this is my tumblr blog now :)
>>80135043
my dude, stop trolling

Pretty much a perfect thread for someone new to read and get into Westerns from. Samurai shit is also awesome and similar as someone said Fistful of Dollars is a rehash of Yojimbo. Seven Samurai, Yojimbo, Sword of Doom

>>80135958
We have our moments.

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kino ending

>>80136866
YOU SON OF A-

>>80136988
aaAAaaAa

>>80133589
Your taste a so fucking shit kill yourself
For a few dollars more is superior to both fistful and once upon a time

>>80132249
Patt Gareth is superior Peckinpah western tho.

>>80138467
>Patt Gareth

>>80138489
English is not my first language. That being said - fuck off.

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>>80138467
>Gareth

>>80138560
Names are the same in every language you daft cunt

>>80128238
t.millenial cuck

>>80138610
No, they're not. Stop being autistic.

>>80128740
god i loved tuco. that reminds me; i worked at a gas station for a time and i had a regular that looked like GBU aged eli walloch, he was cool as fuck. if there was ever an irl equivalent of tuco, it was that guy.

>>80132479
no. I'll give you thunderdome though.

>>80133589
Eat a frozen stick of shit you retard

>>80132036

>the point when you realize TGTBTU is a PREQUEL

mind blown

>>80140067
The fuck did he do with the money?