>"I love you" >"I love you too"

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>I know

>I have to tell you something
>me too
>me first
>no me
>I LOVE YOU

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>>80121799
>"I love you"
>"Thanks..."

>>80121837
I'm not sure what you are referring to here.

>>80122064
It was a daring synthesis between the, "And your other gun!", trope and the OP.

>>80122117
Oh, nicely done.

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>kissie wissie scene
>minimize window
>find a thread to post in
>cry

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>"I love you"
>Aww... thanks buddy!"

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>>80121799
>watching movie with parents
>romatic scene comes on
>"bet you've never done that before, right anon?" says dad as he laughs at me

>>80122451
>"bet you've never done that before, right anon?" says dad as he laughs at me

lol, stop being a virgin kid.

capture: korea haven

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>tfw a girl recently told me I'm a bad kissed and now my friends make fun of me

>>80122451
That's pretty rough, dude. Why is your Dad so mean to you? Are your failures with women not reflective of his failures as a parent?

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>>80121799
>"I love you"
wake up from a dream

>>80122451
Is your dad Jeff from Peep Show?

>>80122636
pretty much

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>I love you
>Why? I don't love you

>>80122635
I had a nightmare that ended like that.
Damn succubi.

>>80122635
Have you really never had a non-related woman say that to you, anon? SAD!

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>>80121799
>"I love you"
>"Oh... and you are??"

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>>80122672
>This love is a one way ticket to flavor town

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>they look at each other
>jumpcut to analingus

>>80122704
>analingus

What's that?

>>80122704
Name 23 movies

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>>80121799
>"I love you"
>"I love U2"

>>80122725
ass to mouth

>>80122750
Are you Talkin' U2 Too Me?

>>80122725
When you talk out of your ass like ace ventura

>>80122451
lmaoed
your dad is alpha

>>80122762
l-lewd!

>"I love you"
>"Sir here's your happy meal"

why /tv/? everytime!

>>80122451
>Me the other night
>Watching TV with parents
>Reach into pocket to check message on phone.
>Dad Says: "So are you checking your Tindr Anon?....Or is it your Grindr?"

>>80122922
Which was it anon?

>>80122451
>>80122922
Savage AF

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>>80121799

>Las Vegas strip
>c'mon c'mon starts playing

>>80122922
>It was the funeral home, dad. You never loved me, and now you are dead
>*slow piano music*

>>80122922
Should've been like
>shut up dad I'm not a fag like you
Then smashed your mums pussy in front him

>>80122933
fetlife

>>80122686
Holy fuck I just entered the feel zone.
Here I was thinking I was above this cause I'm not a virgin then I realise no one has ever said this to me

>>80123121
How did you lose your virginity then? A prostitute?

>>80123172
No just nights out and tinder, never really dated long enough to get to exchange of emotions

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>Character walking past camera
>Character stops in the middle of the frame, looks to the camera and says "Oh, hi. Didn't see you there"

>>80123261
I don't like Ferris Bueller either

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>>80121799
>you're beautiful
>it's because I'm so in love
>No, it's because I'm so in love with you!
>So, love has blinded you?
>That's not exactly what I meant.

>>80123368
kek, Lucas writes romantic dialogue like a man who has never been in a relationship. Or maybe he's just playing to his fanbase.

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>I love you
>Why?

>Dad the DEA is breathing down my neck!

>>80123434
Fucking hell what autist is at the helm of these texts?

>"I love you"
>"Eww..."

>>80122117
>I took out his weapon
>both of them
Goddamnit Tarantino

>>80123434
I, too, was in that thread

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>scene ends
>"but that's not how it really happened"
>*VHS rewind back to the beginning of the scene*

>>80123301
Definitely overrated.

>>80123572
god damn that made me laugh

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>>80121799
>boy and girl in a relationship
>the girl is loyal and actually loves the guy and will never leave him no matter what happens

>>80124012
>the guy is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve her

That's most relationships, actually.

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>>80121897
>"I love you"
>"k"

>>80124070
Yes but does the girl love the boy BECAUSE he is a piece of shit? girls love being treated badly

>I love you
>Who the fuck are you?

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>>80122922
>should've said "only fags know about grindr dad"

>>80124113
>"I love you"
>no response

>>80121897
>I love you
>...shit

>character turns back to woman he likes
>i love you
>turns around
>she's gone

>>80124144
>"I love you" sent 2:40am
>"Read at 10:51am"

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>character calls his gf 'mom'

>>80124133
But that would mean you are both gay.

>>80124244
not after i fucked your mom last night desu

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>>80121799
>"I love you"
>...
>"Oh."

>>80124302
Fucking necrophile scum.

>>80122451

Can we have your dad on this board instead of your beta ass?

>>80124364
kek

>>80123768
>That's not really how it happened!
>Scene rewinds to protagonist brutally murdering and raping the love interest.
I bet /tv/ doesn't know what KINO this is from

>>80124578
Malcolm in the Middle?

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>>80123368

>>80124177
I know that feel...

>>80123434
is the girl blue?
because if it is im going to kill myself

>>80125030
Yes.

>>80121834
Such a cringe line desu