Come /tv/ sing me a song

>>80118589
WHEN I WAS

>>80118612
A YOUNG BOY

SCIENTIST SALARIAN

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpqmzgLiVJk

>>80118629
I STARED INTO MY DADDY'S KNEE

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

I STAPLE TAPEWORMS ON MY PENIS SO THE FLESHWORM CAN DRINK THE BRAINJUICE FROM YOUR FETUS

>>80118589
IT AINT ME

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>80118589
*6 second burst of high pitch metal scraping noises and trash compactor sounds overlayed with skunk ape calls*

LET'S DANCE IN STYLE LET'S DANCE FOR AWHILE
HEAVEN CAN WAIT WE'RE ONLY WATCHING THE STARS
HOPING FOR THE BEST BUT EXPECTING THE WORST
ARE YOU GONNA DROP THE BOMB OR NOT?

LET US DIE YOUNG OR LET US LIVE FOREVER
WE DON'T HAVE THE POWER BUT WE NEVER SAY NEVER
SITTING IN A SAND PIT
LIFE IS A SHORT TRIP
THE MUSIC'S FOR THE SAD MAN

CAN YOU IMAGINE WHEN THIS RACE IS WON
TURN OUR GOLDEN FACES INTO THE SUN
PRAISING OUR LEADERS, WE'RE GETTING IN TUNE
THE MUSIC'S PLAYED BY THE
THE MAD MEN

>>80118589
YO LISTEN UP
HERE IS A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY
THAT LIVES IN
A BLUE WORLD

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>>80119179
ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT
AND EVERYTHING HE SEES
IS JUST BLUE LIKE HIM
INSIDE AND OUTSIDE

I'm dunking my biscotti in my coffee
'Cause you know I am a hottie,
and it feels so naughty when you touch my mocha body
Do me a favor
And savor
The flavor of my lips
'Cause this taste won't go to waste when it's creepin' on your hips
Never stop busting rhymes any time
Got this cervine behind my ass that's so fine I don't get left behind
When I'm hitting on your guy
I'm your stag
In the sack
I'll pick up your slack
Until his chest's against my back
And we're ruttin' and buckin'
And futtin' and fuckin'
And every night we're shut in
Just like any other guy that I can get myself shut up in
You're nothing
'Cause around here you can ask any stag and they'll give you 50 reasons why I got my swag
Blue handkerchief in the back of my pants, sir
You're looking like you go for the boys with the antlers
I'm the headlights
Shakin' booty left and right
You're in luck buttfucker
Cause I'm here all night
Throw those hooves right over my shoulders
Cause I've seen the way you look at me doefriend, when you smolder
Come here, queer deer, and shake that thing around
'Cause you get me so high
That I gotta go down

I GOT CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS THEY'RE MULTIPLYIN'

ZANKOKU NA TENSHI NO YOU NI

>>80118612
A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOGGGGG

>>80118589
*glass breaks*

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>>80118589
UND
DAS
HEISST


EEERIKA!!!

>>80118589
DOL

DU HAST

DU HAST MICHT

>>80120040

very nice

>>80118589

YOU KNOW I'M A DREAMER
BUT MY HEARTS OF GOLLLD
I HAD TO RUN AWAY HIGH
SO I WOULDN'T COME HOME LOW
JUST WHEN THINGS WENT RIGHT
DOESN'T MEAN THEYRE ALWAYS WRONG
JUST TAKE THIS SONG AND
YOU'LL NEVER BE LEFT ALL ALONE
TAKE ME TO YOUR HEART
FEEL ME IN YOUR BONES
JUST ONE MORE NIGHT
AND I'M COMING ON THIS
LONG AND WINDING ROAD

I'M ON MY WAAAAAAY
I'M ON MY WAAAYAAAAYEE
HOME SWEET HOME

>>80118589

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONE
AND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODS
WHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES
TO FIGHT THE RISING ODDS?
ISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHT
UPON A FIERY STEED
LATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND I TURN
AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEED

I NEED A HERO

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT
AND HES GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HES GOTTA BE FAST
AND HES GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHT

I NEED A HERO

I'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
TIL THE MORNING LIGHT
AND HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG
AND HES GOTTA BE FAST
AND HES GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFE

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>>80121246
My thoughts exactly

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>>80118589
>Through Rohan over fen and field where the long grass grows
>The West Wind comes walking, and about the walls it goes.
>‘What news from the West, O wandering wind, do you bring to me tonight?
>Have you seen Boromir the Tall by moon or by starlight?
>‘I saw him ride over seven streams, over waters wide and grey,
>I saw him walk in empty lands until he passed away
>Into the shadows of the North, I saw him then no more.
>The North Wind may have heard the horn of the son of Denethor,
>‘O Boromir! From the high walls westward I looked afar,
>But you came not from the empty lands where no men are.’

>From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones,
>The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.
>‘What news from the South, O sighing wind, do you bring to me at eve?
>Where now is Boromir the Fair? He tarries and I grieve.
>‘Ask not of me where he doth dwell – so many bones there lie,
>On the white shores and the dark shores under the stormy sky,
>So many have passed down Anduin to find the flowing Sea.
>Ask of the North Wind news of them the North Wind sends to me!’
>‘O Boromir! Beyond the gate the seaward roads runs south,
>But you came not with the wailing gulls from the grey sea’s mouth’.

>From the Gate of the Kings the North Wind rides, and past the roaring falls,
>And clear and cold about the tower its loud horn calls.
>‘What news from the North, O mighty wind, do you bring to me today?
>What news of Boromir the bold? For he is long away.’
>‘Beneath Amon Hen I heard his cry. There many foes he fought,
>His cloven shield, his broken sword, they to the water brought.
>His head so proud, his face so fair, his limbs they laid to rest,
>And Rauros, golden Rauros-falls, bore him upon its breast.
>‘O Boromir! The Tower of Guard shall ever northward gaze,
>To Rauros, golden Rauros-falls, until the end of days.