Cast it.

Idris Elba

The creepy guy who played Lex Luther as moot
Idris Elba as Snacks
Jet Li or Jackie Chan as Hiro

Sigourney Weaver as moot.

>>80109568

from nicolas winding refn

starring ryan gosling as moot

Brendan Fraser as Hiroshima Nintendo

>>80109568
does Eisenberg full frontal nudity for that moot jerks off pic?

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Emma Watson as Cardy McStand.

>>80109568
Christopher Mintz-Plasse as the hacker called Anonymous

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>>80109677
as the bull, /pol/ can be Edward Norton

/tv/ is of course aiden gillen, and /a/ can be an actual 2D anime character voiced by Hank Azaria's comic book guy

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>>80109677
>>80109799
>>80109900
>>80110000
>>80110022
whoa

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>>80109568
Moot

>>80110059

This thread is blessed by kek!

Would that I could bask in it's glory forever.

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>>80109568
Japanese moot

>>80110155
Damn, he even looks like a faggot that would ruin a website.

>>80109568

Jesus Christ moot.

I could break into his house, give him a swirly, then hang him by his underwear from the rafters, and all I would have to do is show the judge this picture and get off scott free.

Tom Green is gonna find his way into this as the quirky best friend, we need more irl shit posters

>>80109568
>not The Anti-social Network

>>80109568
Eeedress Elba

Paul Dano as wt snacks

>>80109568
Who's that qt in the white shirt?

>>80111030
You're gross.

I'm holding out that either one of us is good enough for Danny Devito, or maybe one of us is asinine enough for Keanu Reeves

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Henry Cavill as post-timeskip Google moot.

>>80109568
Me as Chad Thundercock

>>80109568
r8 this meme i attempted to make popular in 2013
>pic related is meme

>>80111087
Hows he gross?

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>>80111217

John Goodman as "the man"

>>80109568
Why is there a girl on the poster?

And where are the spics?

Aiden Gillen as CIA
Iain Mcdiarmid as Sheev

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What would a 4chan movie even be about?
It's not like moot went through an intense legal battle like zuckerberg did

>>80111336
moot being a fucking faggot.

oscar-bait right there.

>>80111336
make it a faux found footage movie covering the story of some retard building a site and getting in completely over his head

>>80111336
His relationship with his mother at home, the constant FBI investigations (culminating in the Fappening) and him meeting and becoming drinking buddies with Hiroshima would make an interesting plot I think.

>>80111457

This

>having to deal with the legal system to /b/ posting cp and their murder victims
>having sjws come after you whenever /new/ or /pol/ chimps out
>Get forced into awkward publicity when you'd rather be fapping to lolis
>throw it all away for a new beginning

>>80111336
>moot is on somethingawful
>hates the mods for ruining everything
>sees 2chan
>fuck I'm a weeb, but too lazy to learn japanese
>makes english version
>wants everyone to be friendly
>turns into racist cesspool we all know in love
>as he grows older the moderation gets more and more heavy handed
>realizes he has become that which he hated
>sells site to japjew
>post credit scene is him being cucked

>>80111336
a gay pedophile copies some chink website it somehow becomes a success despite failing at everything else he does

Hundredaire: the story of moot

>>80111336
All the controversy the site has drawn over the years would make much more interesting fodder than any "legal battle". Plus the statement about the online anonymity is still topical as seen in the Snowden movie.

>>80111336

It would be structured around the day he appeared in court as an expert witness when that one retard hacked Sarah Palin's emails and posted them on 4chan.

It would cut between the court proceedings and moot's life leading up to this point.

His dad raping him, his mom raping him, his brother raping him, his dog raping him. All the things that made him into the man who created 4chan.

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>>80111918
I like the angle but I think a better point for reflection on what lead a man to this point would be the day he sold 4chan/did the final Q&A. Some creative liberty with the questions asked so there's an excuse to elaborate on the history.

Also would be great to set the tone, starting the film with some retards asking about nigger faggots.

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>>80110155

>>80111918
>slow pan to Moot on the stand being sworn in as a witness
>*record scratch* *freeze frame*
>yup that's me. Christopher Poole or Moot as I'm known, but how the heck did I get here

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I'd get this guy to be in the movie

>>80112537
Yep, this should be the opening. No question.

>>80111667
>Implying
Moot cucked his own soul when he created 4chan.

Michael Cera as /r9k/

Should the movie have actors playing personifications of the boards in Moot's mind?

>>80112085
This man is a national treasure

>>80113073
No woman could ever properly portray /x/kun

Eisenberg as Moot
Aiden Gillen is in the entire film reciting lines from Dark Knight Rises.

Fund it

As of right now Tom Holland wouldnt make a bad Moot

>>80112941
Maybe, but he got actually cucked in real life. I think the final straw was when people found out about it.

>>80109568
Justin long as the hacker known as 4chan

>>80111336
a documentary about how 4chan shaped modern internet comedy and its impact on society in general

>>80111667

>turns into racist cesspool we all know in love

4chan was never initially maliciously racist, it's was a collective of edgy teens being edgy, no one took "muh racism" seriously and sites like stormfront and david dukes blg were always made fun of.

>>80109743
she has to show her ass again

>>80113389
If you go through the earliest news posts, you'll find Moot begging people to stop being racist to the japanese posters. I think initially he wanted to make a site that would nurture cross posting between the two chans.

>>80113389
Blame /pol/

>>80109568
Chef Jack Scalfani as /ck/

>>80113443

The "racism" you're describing is because of the high traffic caused by an influx of japanese posters rendered the site unusable for everyone else.

That's why moot b& Japanese IPs and made 4chan an american only website.

It was just community outlash and a case of defensive xenophobia.

>>80113459

/pol/ and /new/ isn't the problem. It's always goes back to newfags who try so hard to fit in they ruin board culture.

It's happened to everyboard.

/b/ is racist, /b/ becomes "racist"
/v/ hates videogames, /v/ constantly having pointless fights over games/consoles/e.t.c
/tv/ being full of pedophiles, daily nick threads, instead of glau worshipping, people start lusting over little girls
/a/ and waifus, was initially a joke that some people took seriously, and now it's cemented as some sort of unwritten rule

That's just the popular baords.

Hugo Weaving as head of janitor hiring

>>80113389
New /pol/fags ruined the site, and they think it was always like this.

>>80111336
Anons crusade to stop the off-topic posting

>>80109956

haha good memories. what was the line again ill be there in 15 or 20 or something

>>80112085
Why is classic mootposting so good?

This is literally the only true laugh I've had all week

>>80111336
memes

>>80113389
The majority of 4chan posters aren't even american you fucking twat. And "no one took muh racism seriously" are you fucking serious? We literally had "guro" board that would have "niggers getting mutilated" threads on it.

Fucking kill yourself, honestly. The only reason 4chan is full of people who are against multiculturalism now is because 10 years ago, it was called the "new thing" and now it's literally so fucking stale and everyone is sick of it, they just want it to end.

>>80111918
>>80112085
>>80111457
Actually there is still footage of some of the earliest 4chan meetups where moot talks to fans. You could use that for the postcredits scenes like it's so fuckin popular to do these days when you do "based on a true story"

Here's just an example I pulled from 10 seconds on Google

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V040tug3Gx0

Mel Gibson as /pol/

>>80113618
Don't forget how /sp/ was amazing from till 2012 and is now shit.

>>80113805
>from till 2012

That should go on the board's headstone

"We were good 2012 to 2012"

>>80113618

didnt moot go off about australians or something?

>>80109568
Where's all the fat guys? I DEMAND REPRESENTATION

>>80113948
That's a meme

>>80113747

This guy is exactly to what I was referring to in my earlier post.

See the ultimate downfall to 4chan is that the general anonymous nature of the website and no account creation timestamp makes it impossible to know when someone started coming to the site. While it is great in many regards the biggest detriment is that it started a culture of which the only way you could claim your "oldfag" status is by having memories of popular board events.

So it's created a distortion where people who try so hard to fit in try so hard to cling onto a concept of how a board is rather than what it was.

>We literally had "guro" board that would have "niggers getting mutilated" threads on it.

Guro board was mainly a fetsih board for guro. It mainly doujins and artwork. Edgeposts don't denote board culture, what you didn't say is how if anyone posted non-2D guro people would tell you to fuck off and go back to /b/. You know why they told you to go to /b/? Not because it was "racist", it's because they were all the edgelords would be forced to reside by board rules.

>The only reason 4chan is full of people who are against multiculturalism now is because 10 years ago, it was called the "new thing"

See this is the biggest redflag that you're not the "oldfag" you claim to be. No one gave a fuck about politics back then. You know why? Because we were all teenagers you fucking moron. The only "political" thing we cared about was making fun of George Bush.

>>80113793
Mel Gibson can direct it

>Eisenberg as Moot
>The Goose as Invisibro
>Boxxy as herself
>Jonah Hill as CWC
>Tom Holland as Topiary
>John Cho as Hiro

i thought moot banned the japs because they spammed archiving bots that drained bandwidth.

>>80111336
>What would a 4chan movie even be about?
The rise of President Trump. It all started with Moot.

>>80113767
so much cringe

>>80113948

Not really, the image you were talking about is a shop. Australians got pegged as being shitposters in the 2012 era so they were the "boogeymen" during that time peroid.

>>80114118
This. Back then people only cared about shit like "Garugamash"

>>80114186
What about the meme of a Canadian beind him all the cunny threads. Is it true?

>>80114182
That's just how people interacted back then man

>>80114118
when are you killing yourself jesus christ

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He has to be moot

>>80114186
ah, alright. they certainly live up to the reputation on /sp/

but all you need to do is post a picture of an emu and they run for the hills

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I feel like memes were more innocent and abstract in the olden days.

>>80114300
Cinematic website universe when?

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>>80114328
Because we were youngfags then who felt fun in life. Now we are old and slowly decaying and suicidal.

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>>80114277

>get's backed into a corner
>"k-kill y-y-yourself"

Back to ED faggot.

Why are people who weren't on /tv/ even 5 years ago talking about /tv/?

>>80114328
it was tfw shit that killed memes. everytime on facebook and shit its TFW when she keeps sucking, tfw when takes the last bag fry

and they all eat it up

>>80114405
not even the guy you were talking a lot of shit nobody cares about

>>80114236

That's just one spammer. It's not really conclusive. I don't have the image but I think it was either he posted a popular image he used to spam and got caught or namefagged and got caught that way.

My memory is fuzzy on it I'm sure some ITT knows it better than me.

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>>80114405
Why do you think you're welcome on /tv/? Because you've meme posted a few times?

>>80113805
>tfw you'll never experience the 2011 NBA playoffs with /sp/ again

God damn

>>80114414

Because people who've never been regulars on /tv/ pretend to know what the boards about.

Remember the waifu spammer when /q/ got created that got moot to ban celeb threads?

Mods have never ever since time immorial. They use to nuke the entire board all the time in 2010. Now they just rangeban shit they don't like.

>>80114556
>people post same image
>it's all one guy

>>80114556

The irony here is that you think posting a reaction image and greentext is "meme posting".

That statement alone renders your entire point invalid because filenames don't mean anything whereas you just demonstrated that you're a "newfag" as clear as day.

took very little time for some bitch mention pol

4chan went to shit long before pol

>>80114905

2012 was the final nail in the coffin honestly.

Ironic shitposting era finally broke 4chan.

>>80113747
>The majority of 4chan posters aren't even american you fucking twat
this doesn't sound right but I also don't have any solid evidence to dispute it

>>80114905

hey at least the boxxy shit died. its all blacked shit now

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thoughts?

>>80115219
Can't wait till boxxy gets blacked.

The only way to do 4chan is to make it like inside out except Moot is the main character (played by a girl) and the boards are the voices inside his head.

>>80115219
Blacked is dead and only spammed by 2 anti/pol/ tourists now. You can still find fans of it by posting "BRAAP" and stuff because it upsets them

>>80115644
>blacked is dead

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>>80109568
It's a one man show starring Brendan Fraser

>>80109568
DJ Qualls as Moot
Ezra Miller as Hiro

Dan Schneider as the Canadian pedo

Idris Elba as the BLACKED poster

>>80115542
I actually would watch a movie with this cast.

>>80113043
>Cera as /r9k/
>Jonah Hill as /pol/
>christopher mintz-plasse as /b/

>>80113747
>The majority of 4chan posters aren't even american you fucking twat
source:your ass
stop denying the fucking truth, stormshill. https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/110221674/

"Classic" Paul Dano as /tv/

>>80109568
Tom Cruise as Swaglord

>>80116715
Nah, we literally got the blacked poster to cry and beg after his range ban. I can't imagine idris playing that much of a turbo bitch.

>>80111118
>"now youre going to be the little girl, anon"

>>80114471
anon what a gay line of thinking

>>80109568
Jesse Eisenberg as Moot
Miles Teller
Brendan Fraiser(in Blackface)
Benedict Cumbersnatch
Gal Gadot
Rich Evans

co direction by Zack Snyder and JJ Abrams
screenplay by David S. Goyer, JK rowling and Chris Stuckman