fucking internet players honestly .....just so sick

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>>80107207
Cry harder, Poker Bitch.

I could listen to Phil bitch about how lucky his opponents are for hours. Luckily there are plenty of compilations on youtube.

i live down the street from him. he's actually a chill dude and most of what you see from him is an act.

>>80107385
Richfag detected.

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>mfw some donk near me 3bets pre flop with a 37o and gets and lands a full house on the river and beats my aces

>>80107385
My dad works for Nintendo and he said the same thing about Phil

I mean its easy to be a nice guy when you literally don't have to work and your job is just gambling and being sponsored by online poker sites

I love watching his act though, its fucking hilarious

you know you have issues when you unironically watch poker right
it's like when you drink beer alone at 2pm

it's not right

Hahahaha yeah I watched the youtube clip the other night too

>>80107530

but its fun

>>80107207
HONEY, HE RAISED ME WITH ACE-TEN

>>80107530
>He doesn't day drink by himself

I feel sorry for you to be quite honest.

>>80107450
>not 4betting allin so he has to fold

You're shit

Any poker tournaments coming up on Twitch? I love watching it.

>>80107234
Doesn't durr owe a shit load of money to people and is now living in south eastern asia doing backroom poker games?

Also Phil was right, this Durr didn't last 5 years lmao

>>80107498
My uncle works for M$ and he's gonna cancel your Xbox Live account if you keep teabagging.

I tried getting into poker after watching a shit ton of tournaments but I could never get anyone to play with me if it wasn't for money. What do?

>>80107450
>opponent deliberates for 2 minutes over a 2 million bet and you call clock

>>80107681

play with play money on pokerstars, its hilarious, its not even real poker, so many stupid donks

its funny as hell

>>80107736
Somewhat tilt inducing at times.

>>80107651
My aunt works for mcdonalds. No more chicken sandwiches for you

>>80107594

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

THE GUY HITS A MIRACLE TEN ON ME AND YOU WANT TO STEP ON ME?

SO SICK

>>80107207
Was it autism?

>>80107736
>funny as hell

Stories?

>>80107852
Awww schucks

>>80107450
>Not staring at him for two minutes making him literally shake and call an early clock on you and getting him penalized.

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>>80107898

oh boy. only a couple I can remember, this one blew me away

>playing 54 man tournament, 500k buy in w play chips,
>down to final 12
>I'm sitting halfway with 155k in chips
>blinds are 6000/8000
>people playing nittier than my grandma
>have an t9o
>bored, decide to just start donking it up because I'm hungry and want to go get some chik fil a
>i'm utg, lead with 15k raise because its play money so why not
>calling stations, calling stations everywhere
>flop comes, 5JQo
>have a straight draw with king or 9
>check (lol)
>checks around
>middle position guy bets 7k
>I call
>everyone else folds (LMAO)
>just me and him heads up
>4 comes out, so it's 5JQ4 two clubs one heart a spade
>bet 14k
>he calls
>ace comes out
>it's 5JQ4A
>pot is like 70k at this pointor or something
>I check
>he bets 8k
>I raise and go all in
>uses his full timer
>mucks his hand
>I didn't have shit
>he used half his chips to fold before the showdown

you literally can't make this shit up