ITT: Terrible monster and alien designs
>>80106328
You and your mom.
>>80106328
...
>>80106344
BTFO
>Skinny spidery monster design
>>80106328
crying out for a bebe shop
>>80106431
I liked that design, actually
Cloverfield monster
ayys from Independance day
predalien from AVP:R
nu-predators from predators
jiger from gamera vs jiger
>>80106328
why does it have a dick coming out of it's puss?
>>80106328
why are you such a pathetic faggot OP?
Almost ruins the film at the end desu.
>>80106328
I cant think any worse design...after this bullshit every monster looks fine to me
>>80107504
watch the movie reddit
>>80107527
is that The Thing?
>>80107568
yes, and he's baiting
>>80106328
But for boring designs, that should be the Navis from avatar
>>80107563
I guess you haven't seen many movie little faggot
>>80107573
looks like the underwear from kotor 2
>>80107573
I need a name
hate this thing
>>80107601
Alright, surprise me, amaze me, show me way gigantic faggot...but show me something.
>>80107635
Tits McGee
all monsters designed by americans
>>80107891
hol up
>>80107747
Nah, that's actually pretty good. And it works due to the way the movie is presented.
>>80107635
How about Jack?
This was laughably shit
Diablos palm tree form was also crap
>>80107718
at least it looks like an actual life form
Predators yautjas were animu shit tier
>>80107656
Predator was always a confused mess
the whole pussyface mandible nonsense was a cliche when they did it
>>80107925
>dat head
It shows the cranium brute force,like a rino on steroids...man this monster is great
>>80107580
I'm not baiting.
Even Carpenter wasn't happy with it.
>>80107573
Am I the only one that gets depressed when I see an attractive woman like this knowing I'll never be with anyone remotely as hot?
>>80108205
you should have accepted your fate by now
>>80108205
>I'll never be with anyone remotely as hot
>average skinny European woman
Are you a burn victim, lad?
>>80107449
fucking kill urself senpai
>>80108293
why the fuck is she taking so much creatine?
that stuff is dangerous, it made eliott rodgers crazy.
>>80106328
are you kidding me ? that look fucking scary, it is a great monster, especially. but you cannot understand that becouse you are now 18+ edgy loser who cannot feel emotions.
>>80107656
the masks were cool tho
>>80107527
>>80106328
GIGER YOU SLEAZY FUCK
>>80106328
...Is... is that a vagina?
>>80108337
So what is so fucking scary? that retarded face, penis fucking a vagina eternally?
This is not a monster, or alien, this is a guy that came out from a space time sexual genetic trash compactor...and now lives on welfare.
>>80107527
Nah, it's fine. Although I'll admit that what Carpenter WANTED to do was a lot cooler.
>>80108094
I think Diablo had an interesting final form.
Should his ethnic dialogue been in Nahuatl?
>>80108625
what did he want?
>>80106328
I don't know who or what this is, but it looks like it's fucking itself.
>>80108557
Yes and its also a dick
This and the monster in Stranger Things
>>80107718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-6x1pKgDI
I actually liked his suit
>>80108293
I literally can't tell if this is shopped or not
>>80106328
The rest of the movie is good for what it is but all that the build up for this reveal took me right out of the movie and I ended up laughing my ass off.
>>80108728
it's a cool suit, how do the mandibles work?
>>80108578
i watched when i was a child you retard, didn't you watched any scary movie when you were a child?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vD5dGVUKME
don't get me wrong, i love gore and doom, but this is just brutal.
>>80106431
I don't think it was a bad design. It just looked so unfinished. Like they forgot to go back and add detail and texture to the models.
>>80108648
He wanted to do this but they didn't have enough money.
>>80108728
>the monster in Stranger Things
Every generic grey creature in The Mist. The main actor too
>>80108929
the giant thing at the end was great fuck you
>>80106328
>Skeleton hybrid getting fucked 24/7 by itself
>>80108929
i liked the big ones
>>80106328
>>80108875
>i love gore and doom, but this is just brutal
Brutal was "the fly"...even the second part
My first impression when I saw this was just "WTF? who is this guy?"
>>80108875
It's not brutal, it's hilarious
That whole movie is a Joss Whedon shitshow, including that scene. There's nothing remotely emotional about it, because Ripley's a fucking CLONE now so who cares, shes a WhedonWoman, able to do anything because the script demands that things happen, and the newborn creature is completely laughable and pointless because it gets its rectum shot through a window within ten minutes of being introduced
>>80108875
I want a sequel to Resurrection, that takes place like 2000 years after this, fuck the senile hack doing all these trash prequels
>>80108989
The Mist was 100% pure unadulterated shit. I don't even think I gave that giant grey tentacle horse a second look after that cheesy as fuck final scene.I KILLED EVERYONE SECONDS BEFORE WE WERE SAVED
Everyone dies the second they go 2 feet out into the fog. Generic spiders holding up in a store. Muh small town drama. Frank Darabont is a hack
>>80107502
What's wrong with the aliens in independence day? That operation scene in the first movie (the only movie) is pretty tense and creepy dude. Design wise they are fantastic being human weak aliens inside the tough suits. Pretty baller. No a bad design is the fags from war of the worlds. Well I guess googling some pictures they aren't horrible, but compared to the threat level and menacing presence and look of the tripods they're pretty gay looking
>>80108906
based
literally Wilbur Whateley
>>80108906
So what is this? He-man riding battlecat?
>>80107527
Thank God they learned from their mistakes and came up with this terrifying monster for the prequel
>>80107747
Immediately saw it wearing a Minnie mouse looking pink bow on it's head.
>>80109342
too bad they made the mistake of making the prequel
>>80109254
>but compared to the threat level and menacing presence and look of the tripods they're pretty gay looking
think that's the point, they're trying to intimidate humans even though they're huge pussies. They literally caught colds and died
>>80108634
he shouldn't have done anything more than had daggerfall skeleton-esque screams, you'd think they'd forego the "EEGHHYY CABRON MAAANNNG" bullshit when he was in his demon form, ended up ruining the entire thing
>>80108906
Thats pretty wicked probably would have gone down as one of the best creater designs
>>80106344
Well thank you anon, nice to know that you don't think we qualify as being legitimate monsters.
>>80109437
*Creature
>>80109148
The ending for The Mist was autistically hilarious, I no shit probably laughed for 5 minutes straight, my throat was so hoarse and my eyes were stinging so badly I ended up having to go straight to bed after it, I fucking laughed my ass into illness from that shit KEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktqNNsVJhUE
>that whole full diaper of a scene from 5:00 onward
>>80109403
Touché. Fair enough.
>>80109537
>Indian chanting
Jesus Christ
>>80109708
It's Lisa Gerrard from Dead Can Dance, so it's australian chanting
>>80109709
man, that's hot
>>80109709
Monster That Challenged the World is b-movie KINO. I'll throw down with you right now, nigger.
>>80108929
The spiders were fuckong terrifying
>>80109753
Source? I recognise this vaguely
>>80106431
This reminded me of Gyaos from the Gamera series
>>80108096
whats that supposed to mean?
>>80108728
>It's a cloud because we can't perceive his true form
When will plebs learn?
>>80107958
Nah, its garbage, and it looks even worse in the movie
>>80111211
shitty excuse, they just didnt know how to put Galactus without making it seem intimidating to movie plebs
>>80108728
>Cameraman: "hang on a sec guys I'm getting real dark pictures here"
>Director: "shut up, dave"
I know the Babadook wasnt supposed to be the actual focus of the film but it would still be cool if the times he appeared he looked more like he did in the picture book and not some shitty Jeff the Killer cosplay
>>80111211
i thought it was because they didn't have the licensing to use him
>>80109753
CUTE
>>80109437
what xev clip is this?
>>80107540
these women are getting away with murder!
>nobody posted the masterpiece
>>80106431
They were so generic, it didn't fit Godzilla.
>>80110853
Monster Trukks or whatever the fuck that garbage movie was.
>>80106377
Die.
>>80109254
What pissed me off about the reveal of the aliens was not their appearance but the fact that they could fucking move at all in earth's gravity. Granted this was a problem with the old WotW too, but just imagine trying to walk unaided in 3 G, you might be able to manage a fast waddle like your average Walmart shopper but nothing much quicker. Hell in the original story the Martians resembled octopi and barely had the strength to drag themselves about without their Tripods in Earth's punishing gravity, it was one of the whole points of tripods at all.
>>80112159
Check this 7
and how this fucking show survived when helix got cancelled is beyond me.
>>80109437
which vid is this?
>>80107635
saoli sabatini
>>80109537
trying too hard
>>80108790
What movie?
>>80113826
all the actors in this movie were trying too hard
>>80106431
>>80112565
I think the exact opposite. Their angular shape is an origami motif, and they give me a 60s monster vibe for some reason, probably because of the resemblance to >>80110887
>>80106431
>mfw that shota version where the female has big tits and smothers the little boy
>>80106328
It's the creepiest thing I've ever seen, so although I wouldn't say I like it necessarily, it's definitely not terrible to invoke that feeling of discomfort and dread.
>>80109148
>I KILLED EVERYONE SECONDS BEFORE WE WERE SAVED
That was the only memorable part of the movie, fuck you
>Everyone dies the second they go 2 feet out into the fog. Generic spiders holding up in a store. Muh small town drama. Frank Darabont is a hack
Is this any different than the book? Is stephen king the hack?
>>80109254
Have you ever stopped to consider the fact that the aliens were tripodal, and attacking in tripodal war machines vaguely shaped like themselves?
The aliens from WotW were literally ayy lmao Gundam pilots.
>>80114054
the story has a different ending, the zealot lady doesn't play as big a part, and those military kids aren't in there at all. oh and the neighbor guy is way more hateable but in an interesting way.
>>80106431
God, that movie sucked.
Still can't wait for Godzilla 2 though. Only thing the 2014 movie did, made me believe a good big budget Hollywood Godzilla movie could work (even though it wasn't that).
>>80107718
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT THING IS AAAAAAASSS
>>80109254
>weak, fleshy creatures that aren't exactly the scariest on their own create war machines to intimidate and fight their enemies
that sounds familiar
The aliens in Battleship. What a pie of manure
>>80108929
Thomas Jane is fucking based, kill yourself immediately and get the fuck to reddit.
All the new cenobites from Hellraiser III.
>A FUCKING CAMERA EYE
>A FUCKING DISC SHOOTER MOUTH
>A FUCKING MOUTH FLAMETHROWER
What were they thinking?!
>>80114325
Those things were awesome.
Made me think twice about swimming in a sewer.
>>80114212
Just your typical 4chan poster.
>>80114325
It literally did nothing wrong. It was just a dumb animal getting pestered by humans because it looked spooky.
>>80108728
to be fair if galactus was a giant man in a chair it would have looked fuckin stupid as hell
>>80114169
Looking forward to 2 and the eventualy vs King Kong.
>Godzilla vs Pacific Rim Happens.
>Brand new Jaeger introduced.
>Code named "Jet Jaguar"
>Mfw
>>80114400
even as a kid i remember thinking how the camera face guy was the most retarded thing I have ever seen in my life.
I remember wondering how a demon would have gotten hold of a camera and put it inside his head.
Whoever made that design MUST have been retarded
>>80109254
They were supposed to be. Did you not read the book? If anything, the 2005 movie made them more capable and mobile than their book counterparts which were basically beached octopuses that were 90% brain and 10% everything else.
Please don't make me defend this horrible movie that somehow managed to piss all over the story while also having subjectively the best fucking tripod design, ultimately ruining people's chances at taking the design and putting it in an actually good adaptation of the story.
>>80114670
Not if shot in an awe-inspiring "meeting with God" type way.
But then the people making FF movies aren't exactly capable of attempting that.
>>80114670
sure... it would NEVER WORK
>>80114400
Designing a creature around modern trends is always lazy and retarded. And it gets even more retarded over the years as that trend becomes outdated.
>>80114875
>We are so close to seeing more of that god tier Thanos chin.
Can't wait.
>>80114406
>>80108309
there would be more dignity in it
>>80106328
>not liking peginas alium
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>>80108205
no. it gets better when you reach stage 5
>>80115050
why do i think i remember this
is it lost in space
>>80107747
that one is great
>>80115066
Yup
>>80113870
babadook. i enjoyed it. so did a lot of other people when it first came out then everyone started talking shit on it.
>>80108728
did anyone from earth know he was coming? wouldn't a massive storm like that have heaps of implications on earth?
>>80109042
>>80106431
absolute shit design
>>80108929
I liked the scorpion flies, they looked cartoony and goofy in a terrifying way, I agree a lot of them were just typical lovecraftian beasts tho
>>80114808
Angels to some. Retarded to others.
What made it worse was the unnerving build-up that would've made an actually good reveal way more satisfying.
>>80115050
Is Joey going to get lewd with that ayy lmao?
>>80109042
this a thousand times. the movie was somewhat enjoyable and went to ultimate shit tier with this scene
>>80114670
this train of thought honestly triggers me, why does the design of a fucking space god needs to fall into the comfort zone of what you deem "cool enough", its for people like you that creativity is stunted and works have become predictable as fuck, no risks taken ever
>>80115429
i can't say i know that movie from that still. so, name?
>>80115429
the fuck is that
>>80115723
>>80115746
The "X" Files
>>80106431
Literally concept art student tier garbage
Fuck Burgerzilla
>>80115723
>>80115746
fucking little queers
the fucking things from I am legend.
>>80115890
>>80115890
are you doing that? well good for you! Not my kinda tea but hey, whatever floats your boat anon.
>>80113980
I need it pls pm
>>80116444
WHAT THE FUCK
>>80116507
>not banging that puss so good she mutates wings
How so you live?
>>80116444
i remember the entire theater going "ewwww" when that happened, and then doing it again when she turns into a guy and rapes his wife
>>80111757
He was a cloud because they wanted to wait to reveal him in a Silver Surfer spin off movie.
>>80116444
still better than his nose
>>80115935
THIS so hard. Lazy design desu.
>>80108777
Which is a shame because the rest of the movie is pretty solid imo. The cgi in that scene was so bad that it jarred you out of the movie altogether.
>Apollo 13
This movie was fucking trash, all around.
jesus fucking christ
>>80116826
I don't remember this scene in Apollo 13.
>>80116826
it was cool until they found the russian in the cave.
>>80116969
I thought they went too far with the alien bukkake scene though, that shit wouldn't play in the current geo-demo-political climate
>>80116967
>18
yep, I'm retarded
>>80116444
>>80109340
It's all one creature.
>>80107527
>>80107580
>>80108395
He's not baiting you retards. That thing ruins the entire menace of the creature because the weakness of animatronics is laid bare for all to see. It stands up and does...NOTHING. It doesn't give chase or do anything fucking cool. It comes out of the grand, stands still, get's blown up. All the terror that was built up goes out the window, and it's the ONLY scene in the movie that actually ages the movie. Every other aspect of the film is literally timeless EXCEPT that part.
>>80109254
>be super smart ayy lmao with incredible space travel and death ray technology
>go to planet you know is teeming with life
>forget to invent a biohazard suit
Same goes for the Signs ayys and not wearing a waterproof suit.
>>80108094
what movie?
>>80115221
Tell me what this fat monster is from please. I vaguely remember seeing this asshole as a kid.
>>80117431
But anon it was jesus water.
>>80112159
They just should have given him thinner lips. Otherwise it's not a bad design.
>>80117468
Spawn
>>80109042
I literally busted out laughing when I enlarged this pic. Thanks anon.
>>80115221
>Fucking magnets, how do they work
>>80117431
>aliens from signs die from exposure to water
>there is water in the air
this has always confused me
>>80113327
>>80113327
>>80113327
>>80117301
The castle bits of this were top tier comfy
>>80117695
This, how the FUCK those critters lived in there
>>80117746
what if I told you there are more bacteria(critters) inside your colon alone, then there have ever been people?
>>80112159
he looks fucking BADASS right before his face is revealed. Just the red eyes under a hood looks so damn awesome.
>>80112159
let's be fair here. The guy he possessed is canonically, in universe, a literal giant retard, so it makes sense that his vamp form is somewhat retarded looking too.
>>80107718
AY YO GURL
>>80114054
in the books, they make it to a hotel and they hear something over the radio that the military is fighting back. the stephen king story has a somewhat happy ending.
>>80117804
But what did they eat in space?
What was their tax policy?
>>80114670
>>80118072
What the fuck is this from?
>>80109437
based xev
>>80115880
weren't those 2 originally based on what Godzilla's old concept art of what could've been
>>80114400
god these movies all sucked fucking dick.
>>80117256
You put my exact feelings into words. I don't recommend that film to people because I'm embarrassed by that scene.
>>80118344
damn this movie sucked so bad.
>>80118461
I wish they would have known their limitations and just tried something else. The concept of a super mutant monster amalgamation is cool, but not if it can't actually do anything. I also feel like the movie went into cliche mode by even having a "big bad" at the end, like some sort of end boss type shit. It just doesn't work for me, and ruins an otherwise perfect film.
>>80113327
Uhhh
>>80112159
they looked so much better in blade 2
>>80110009
This threads for terrible monster designs not terrifying monster designs
top tier monster design coming through
>>80109377
>>80109342
What's REALLY sad is that the prequel had really fucking good practical effects, and then they covered them all with horrible cgi. If you look it up on youtube they made those monsters look like they were fucking real life, and then just went and completely ruined them in post. It blew my mind when I found out.
>>80112159
>fuck y'all
>>80106328
>implying you don't want to fuck that gutpussy
>>80118804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzpT7VmSaU
Fucking test audiences
>>80114808
i literally laughed out loud
>>80117446
An Hero Assembly
>>80118360
it was really fucking good for it's time
not denying it looks like shit now
>>80117624
>acidity melts human skin
>but there's acidity in (insert anything acidic here)!!!!
The alternate design was much better, and evocative of the xenomorph
>>80118918
If i had worked on the practical effects for this movie I would have lost faith in the industry if I still had any left.
>>80117301
Hey, Don't talk shit about the Thumb-thumbs
Mel G was the only saving grace for this disaster
>>80111656
it would be better if he appeared more like crippling depression.
the "monster" was mental illness all along us the new "i woke up and it was just a dream" trope
really? a giant cheeto?
>>80118918
What the fuck. How did anyone look all that great work and then decide to throw it all away?
>>80118360
I loved this movie as a kid
>>80116444
Is this actually decent movie? I remember seeing trailers for it years back but when I searched from memory I could never find it.
>>80120354
Yes it is. And it is shit.
>>80119621
Where's the alien?
All I'm seeing is a nig.
>>80117746
there's theories that space in the SW series is suspended in a medium, which handwaves a lot of the other shit (mostly gravity and the slave-1's shockwave bombs)
yeah i'm serious
>>80114325
kinda liked the fluke man desu. Stupid that it looked exactly like a person and not a giant worm though, but then it wouldn't really be spooky enough to warrant its own episode
>>80106328
This thing looked terrifying. They didn't keep the vagoo though.
>>80112159
What the FUCK was up the ring-fingers being that huge? Like fucking kielbasa. Giving new meaning to "sausage fingers".
>>80108906
The human part looks just like dead Chris Farley
IS this a bad design or a bad special fx thread?
I'm seeing a lot of fine design ruined by bad special fx in this thread
>>80117990
at first I thought that pic was put together by some random anon in paint to make fun of "geeks" and "nerd culture XD"
then I realized whoever made that was serious
then I realized it was a screenshot of an actual article
>>80108319
>>80115050
one of the best helmets though
>>80114400
Thanks for reminding me.
>>80116444
That thing hit the very bottom of the uncanny valley for me
>>80116507
kill yourself kid
>>80116444
This movie upset my ex. I'm glad she's my ex.
>>80119621
Hey man, the first scene where an alien pop-up in a party traumatised me for all my youthand it's still traumatising me.
>>80118360
Watched the shit out of this when I was younger
>>80107449
are you serious senpai?
she is super cute
>>80118918
>>80111243
Nah, you're garbage, and I could probably beat you down.
>>80117624
>>80119229
Except ph levels are a thing, of which water lands on a 7 (neutral) on that scale so...
I mean by that logic spitting on a fucking alien could kill it
>>80119304
xeno arent' created by contact with black aids though
>>80116826
Was that the movie where the moonrocks are actually little monsters?
I remember thinking this actually could have been quite scary, until I found out that was the monster.
>>80111243
Fuck off reddit queer
>>80118464
I thought the atmosphere was great, but the shitty cgi took me out of it.
>>80106328
..thats a good design though
>>80119304
The alien series has space zombies in it now
Why
>>80120165
>your feeling of helplessness is your best friend, savage
>the power of pure intellect
>>80107718
I like it desu
>>80107573
my gf looks like that, with %70 less tits and %70 more hips and ass
>>80124104
>an hibrid between two races has the coolest features of every race!
anime tier, jesus
>>80124173
>my gf
No one believes you
>>80106328
The face ruined it, but the stomach vagina is repulsive.
>>80108906
The worm/tentacle bloated body without the action figure dog beneath would have haunted my dreams to this day.
>>80124223
for what I care
A funny insight: when I talk about her on /b/, I would get a "post pic to prove it fag". When I do it on /fit/ is "you made it".
On /v/ is usually "NO YOU DON'T STOP LYING WHY ARE YOU LYING ON THE INTERNET NOBODY BELIEVES IT HAHA"
fuck you then
>>80124236
They cut that out of the movie
Its just grey in the final cut
>>80124261
Would you keep the legs? The human body not moving like it's dead?
>>80124273
kys asap
>>80124273
This cuck
>>80108205
Well: get cash, pay deluxe escorts.
>>80114400
Camera face didn't bother me so much but even as a kid in the 90s the CD face man was laughable.
There's nothing scary about it, if you took that design into a spoof movie in a Hellraiser segment it'd be the funniest bit.
>>80124320
>Would you keep the legs? The human body not moving like it's dead?
Honestly I'd probably let it be carried by a swarm of tentacles or spindly legs.
The spindly leg head escaping was one of the biggest horrors for me back then.
The ideas are so good, they just needed a slight helping hand to overcome being a puppet and it'd be top notch even today. Don't get me wrong, it still holds up, but it'd be like on par with anything they can do now with a few computer assists.
I'm very bummed out they ruined the prequel with shitty CGI. They had all the practical stuff done and shot. And they basically painted over it with budget CGI because the studios got cold feet.
>>80124215
It looks mostly like a Xenomorph though. With adapted features from its host. That's how it works.
>>80124483
>Honestly I'd probably let it be carried by a swarm of tentacles or spindly legs.
Like a bloated body covered in those mini maggot/worm things just floating around like a starfish on the ground, a swelling putrid mass of mutating meat just rolling toward you.
Makes me shiver thinking about it.
>>80107718
I like the design and the idea of it. Shame it's wasted on such a shit movie.
>>80124215
>has the coolest features of every race
This is canonically how aliens are supposed to work.
Infect host, meld with host DNA, produce an adapted xeno.
>>80108362
This. I wish they kept the masks on. Would've been better than revealing how shit they look.
>>80121907
You've realized a lot.
You realize your a faggot yet?
>>80116444
I would have been much better if he left is wife for alien pussy and that be the end of the film. The whole I am man now get raped was ridiculous.
>>80124601
The Predator design is great. Predators was just a lame movie with lame "super" Predators.
>>80118918
That random shot flailing human legs.
>>80107656
Predators was shit.
>>80107656
Is this a Predator x The Fly crossover?
>>80109709
and they call me a pervert weirdo for loving seeing women sucking off dogs and horses.
>>80124754
IF you are a women that is fine. If you are a man you should be watching man on animal.
Either way you a a degenerate but at least try and be a degenerate with good taste.
>>80124786
i'm a degenerate who loves to see women sexually humiliated, but we're going off-topic.
>>80117624
>>80119229
>>80123791
>>acidity melts human skin
>>but there's acidity in (insert anything acidic here)!!!!
The human equivalent of what the ayys did in Signs would be to go to a planet where:
>70% of the surface is covered in a superacid
>it rains superacid
>Superacid can become suspeded in the air when it's hot.
>Superacid can solidify and cover the ground in several feet of superacid crystals when its cold.
>Virtually all fauna on the planet drinks superacid and exhales superacid vapour that can condensate into liquid.
>Your primary enemy is 65% superacid by body mass and can spray superacid if injured.
>Their mouths are also filled with super acid.
And you didn't bring any gloves or goggles.
>>80125100
are you fucking retarded?
>>80125138
Are you? Or can you just not read properly?
>>80125138
Perfect default response. Free 4chan gold for you.
>>80125181
they weren't aliens anon
>>80125100
i like it, it's like the twist is that we are the xenomorphs from alien except we don't burst out of their chests when we're born
>>80108205
just fuck hookers, dude
i mean im not where you are right now but things may take a wrong turn and bam, then ill be the first one to fuck hot hookers to deal with it
>>80108115
bullshit, it was innovative as hell at the time.
>>80115233
>>80115880
>weebs hating on a design when the latest nipzilla looks like a cross-eye cat turd that's been in the sun too long
ebin.
>>80125307
>we don't burst out of their chests when we're born
actually it's worse, uglier & less efficient for us
>>80114875
That picture doesn't prove anything except how dated is the CGI
>>80125253
fuck off reddit
>>80124273
Nobody cares that you have a gf, only neckbeard boards like /r9k/ and /v/ care.
>>80107449
kek ugly ass hoe indeed
>>80124628
oh, i don't have anything against the design of the yautja, just the super variants.
>>80114325
I remember walking into the living room when I was like 8 years old and this motherfucker came on screen while my mum and dad were watching it. I shat myself and legit had nightmares for fucking weeks afterwards.
>>80124608
>The whole I am man now get raped was ridiculous.
It was literally set up at the start of the movie though with those little slug creatures.
>>80118464
>>80118344
Plebs, that was proper 90's kino.
>>80117624
Because in reality they were demons, not ayy lmaos.
>>80120165
FOR NO RAISIN!
>>80125100
Stupid faggot.
>>80125520
It's a toy..
>>80125100
this so much
>>80107449
I would berry my dick in that goddess.
Whomever manages to pulls it out with Dubs, will be named >king arthur of /b/
>>80107527
Agree. It is a pretty disappointing end to all the tension built up under the whole film