Headlines you desperately want to wake up to

>>80105982
>DRUMPF IMPEACHED OBAMA SET FOR THIRD TERM
what a joy

>The news is over, nobody watches us anymore.

>>80106051
Instead it's Mike "Gas the fags" Pence taking over.

>>80106051
>>80106051

This, desu.

I don't even care, but the shitstorm would be extremely entertaining.

>>80106163

If Trump is taken out for colluding with the Russo's everything would go. Pence, his appointments, his EOs, all of it.

>>80106216

>Russo's

Russians. WTF.

>>80106216
>I don't even care (but I really hope that evil fascist gets impeached)

>>80105982
>OBAMA HAS BEEN EXECUTED FOR HIGH TREASON AGAINST THE UNITED STATES

>>80106216
non-Burger here

how can your people stomach the fact that it's been several months ongoing in which your media is trying to "expose" treasonous KGB/Trump ties, without genuine evidence? If there was even a kernel of truth to this claim shouldn't even one single MORSEL of info have been disclosed by now?

MERKEL GOT KILLED

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>>80106298
Based El Rato

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>>80105982

>ALISON BRIE SEX TAPE LEAKED ONLINE
>1080P AND SHE'S WITH TWO GUYS!!

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EU DISSOLVED

>/tv/ has been deleted

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>>80106163
MIKE PENCE ELECTRIC DEFENSE

>>80106338
sh sh shutup!!!

pay me now george!

>>80106216
The only thing that would out meme Trump getting elected is if he got impeached. The internet wouldn't be able to handle it.

>>80105982
>NATO finished
>Mexico leaves Nafta and joins Mercosul
>Lula arrested
>Brazilian Treasure bonds skyrocket

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>Alternate Alien footage found featuring a completely naked and full bushed Sigourney Weaver
>Ridley Scott to release Real Director's cut this summer.

>HILLARY CLINTON FOUND DEAD WITH TWO SHOTGUN SHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD IN APPARENT SUICIDE

>>80106338
>without genuine evidence? If there was even a kernel of truth to this claim shouldn't even one single MORSEL of info have been disclosed by now?

Why would it be disclosed? Evidence isn't made public until filings are pushed forward. Fact is no one knows who knows what. Hell, it took 4 months for the fact that a judge saw fit to grant a FISA warrant to come out.

>Problem Child 3 set for April release

>>80106625
>Why would it be disclosed

Yeah why would a liberal-run institution want to shed any demonstrable light on verifiable criminal conduct of the most antithetical (to their agenda) president in possibly a century

>EU DISBANDS, ETHNIC CLEANSING GOING ON EVERYWHERE AS CAPITAL BURNS.
>VANS SEEN LEAVING FOR TURKEY/MOROCCO/SYRIA IN ALL FORMER EU COUNTRIES.

>>80106606
Don"t get my hopes up anon

>>80106338
In the meantime there is evidence of top democrats and the media colluding to rob Bernie of the nomination and rig the Presidential debates for Hillary.

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>WARNER BROTHERS CANCELS ALL SUPER HERO MOVIES IN PRODUCTION,
>HIRES DIRECTOR TIM BURTON TO REBOOT OLD BATMAN FRANCHISE WITH
>DARK KNIGHT RETURNS STARRING MICHAEL KEATON AS THE OLDER BATMAN.

>>80106952

Michael Keaton isn't huge enough to be TDKR Batman.

Shit taste.

>>80105982
>TRUMP ASSASSINATED; BLM TAKES OVER CONGRESS, BEGINS INTERRACIAL BREEDING PROGRAM

>Man Awakes From Coma, Learns The Last 20 Years Weren't Real and It's Still 1997

>>80107231
One can only dream...

>SCIENTIST DISCOVER WAY TO MAKE YOUR WAIFU REAL

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>>80107153
this is funny until you realize that it could actually happen

>>80106147
But in reality, normalfags worship the news now. It's scary shit.

>>80106908
you dropped these

>>80106101
Back to /pol/.

No one except 4channers care about 4chan, are you literally retarded? Think about the people who express the fact that they come here regularly.

Look at the advertisements on this site, there is nothing, this site is pure unadulterated shit to the point where it's one of the highest trafficking websites online but because the userbase is so fucking shit, you cannot advertise yo use, no one wants this cancer associated with their company.

What you are saying is there are governments out there attempting to change the way people think, via shitposting online on an anonymous image board.

People who make and post these images have the biggest delusions of granduer there is. No one cares about this site, except those who use it.

Moot has a networth of 2.5 million dollars, and he created one of the most popular websites in the world. We suck, and no one wants anything to do with us, the fact you think governments want to associate with meme's is fucking retarded.

Seriously, pol is so retarded it's actually funny.

>Michael Ontkean makes surprise appearance in twin peaks

>>80107346
If only.

>House Democrats and Republicans reach "across aisle" to permanently ban superhero movies and "battles from World War II which have been depicted at least twice previously in film"

>>80107404
>Back to /pol/.

stopped reading there

impotent whining will not change the demographics of this board

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>>80105982
"JAY LENO GETS THE TONIGHT SHOW BACK AND JIMMY FAGGOT'S SHOW GETS PUSHED BACK TO A SHITTY 3AM TIME SLOT!!!"

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>>80107404

>4channers

>>80106338
Nobody takes anything seriously in America anymore. Politics is just another form of entertainment

>>80107731
Maybe you should keep your retarded pol logic on pol.

>argument gets btfo
>stops reading before his argument is even addressed
>literal ad hom argument
>still ignorant as fuck
>generic /pol/ poster.

Pick them all.

>>80107802
Case in point, the word "4channers" makes you cringe, why would you associate profits, and ideology with people like that?

You simply do not.

Thank you. Remember this is a website that uses pedophilia and gore posting to keep retards who do not want to desensitize out, well did at least.


>>80107811
This, your countries leadership is no more than television profits and a literal joke.

>>80106338
In Ameri-fat Land we don't need evidence. Journalism is about trying to spread your personal convictions despite evidence.

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>CONSTANTINOPLE LIBERATED

>>80106720

>the FBI is the media

>>80106771
>evidence

Just like the evidence of Pizzagate.

>B-Bernie would have won! The DNC stole 4 million votes from him!

>HOLLYWOOD CRASHED WITH NO SURVIVORS, EVERY SINGLE MOVIE IN PRODUCTION HAS BEEN CANCELLED.

[Anon] named as sole heir to Bill Gates' estate.

>>80108666
>crybaby christcucks still salty about istanbul
get over it already