Captain. I recommend a full thread of Star Trek memes. Maximum yield!

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>>80104814
>Computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 26 year old kissless virgin
>Unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>>80105128
jokes on you, I had sex once! I wasn't able to finish, though...

>>80105128
>26

You are small time.

Commander sex organs etc.

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Shields up!

>>80104814
Negative, Mr. Worf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edflm7Hh3hs

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>>80105328
Yes, commander. If you think so.

>>80104814
I personally killed the last Worf thread and I'm prepared to do the same here, too.

>>80104814
MEMES HAVE NO HONOR!!!!!

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>it's another 'Lt. Yar is back from the dead to teach us an important lesson' episode

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>>80105771
>It's decedents of characters look exactly like the forebears episode

>it's a Janeway casually commits genocide episode

>>80104814
Yes! I love Star Trek!! My favourite of the three is Beyond, after that comes 2009 and then Into Darkness :DD

>it's a worf probably fucked counselor Trois tight pussy episode

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>>80105975
>Trois tight pussy

In what universe would her pussy ever be more than a loose floppy reuben sandwich looking apparatus
>as opposed to this tight Vulcan puss

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>>80105576
I accept your challenge!
Ka'cha m'rah!

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Daily reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong

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>>80105870
>It's decedents of characters look exactly like the forebears episode

Oh yeah?

>>80104814

Someone name a time when Worf vociferously suggested brute force, and Picard immediately concurred and told his dog to bomb the shit out of those aliens, rather than reining him in.

>>80106168
Seasons 6 episode 9

>>80106310

Thanks! Any context before I search?

>>80106159
>descendants
>posts Yar's sister

Nigga I've only watched up til about season 3 and sparse episodes later TNG and even I'm not that retarded. I remember Yar had some baby with a vulcan or some shit when I watched it out of order and I remember it being Crosby playing her.

>>80106168
>implying a white human male would ever seriously accept the advice of a kligger

>it's a holodeck set for rape gangs episode

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>Computer, create a simulation set on Earth in the suburban United States circa 1985
>Create three holograms modeled in the style of the fictional characters Clubber Lang, Starbuck and Paul Varjack
>Generate a 1983 GMC Vandura cargo van painted black and red
>Program multiple antagonists
>Disable safety protocols
>Reconfigure the entire ship's internal speaker system
>Play the theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

Guys can you post the DS9 episode guide.
I'm watching "Facets" now, and Kira's play is cringy as fuck.
Is this necessary to watch?

>>80106624
Not necessary, still a good episode in my mind

On season 3 in TNG now. Please tell me the show stays this good the entire time.

>>80106746
It does, getting past season one is the only hard part.

>>80106746
It really drops off after season two

>>80106790
FAKE NEWS

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>>80106473

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>Computer, generate the greatest comedian of the 20th century

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>Computer, generate a male klingon of breeding age
>increase genetalia size by 500%
>increase sexual aggression by same amount
>program the sexually enhanced klingon male to randomly manifest and sexually assault any female crewmember who uses the hologram, regardless of what program she runs or her age
>when manifesting the klingon, record the events and transmit directly to my quarters
>save file as "break_the_betazoid.holo"

>Computer, generate an aggressive artificial intelligence
>Give the AI a working model of our universe so it can predict any future outcome
>Program the AI to self-replicate and install itself on any computer system
>Program the AI to enslave all living races
>Disable safety protocols

Could it be defeated?

>>80107244
yeah but it made a pretty shit series finale.

>>80107101
>.holo
>hasn't updated to .hdek

Really need to get with the times pleb

>>80105886
I keep telling people Janeway is best captain for this exact reason. Nobody out-Space Hitlers her.

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>>80107281
>tfw too dumb to get this joke

>Computer, generate a thread in which none of the posters genuinely believe Donald J. Trump should have been elected President of the United States of America
>Modify random personality profiles to engage in superficial disagreement despite core knowledge that Donald J. Trump should never have been elected President of the United States of America
>Disable safety protocols

>>80107566
Why couldn't Bernie win? :(

>>80107648
Could you trust any other man to take us into the atomic horror of the 21st century?

When does TNG get good? I'm 12 episodes in and I'm not feeling the show at all, with TOS I had an immediate click.

>>80107725
Remember when TOS turned into shit with season 3?

Season 3 is when TNG stops being shit.

>>80107648
Bernie supported some rapper who said in one of his songs that all blacks need to band together and kill all the police.

>>80107725
Give it till season three, season two isn't that good but it does have my favorite episode of the series

>>80107760
dont be a hater.

>>80107772
Shades of Grey is a great episode, even if it utilizes footage from previous episodes. I thought it was a great arc for Riker.

>>80107760
Trump supports a dictator who runs an oligarchy of terror in his country to suppress freedom of speech.

He also supports an ethnic nationalist.

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>>80107758
>>80107772
Oh, God.. 2 seasons for a show to get good.. I'll probably just put some episodes in the background while I do other shit, thanks.

>>80107845
>Trump supports a dictator who runs an oligarchy of terror in his country to suppress freedom of speech.
So at least you admit that you believe all the police should be killed; might report you to the FBI for that one.
>He also supports an ethnic nationalist.
He said he supports African Americans who are the most oppressed group in the country.

>>80107881
Episodes before Season 3 that you should pay attention to:

>11001001
>Conspiracy
>Elementary, Dear Data
>A Matter of Honor
>The Measure of a Man
>Q Who
and
>The Emissary

>>80107881
>I'll probably just put some episodes in the background while I do other shit, thanks.

Nah, just slice open a vein in a warm bath

>>80107927
>So at least you admit that you believe all the police should be killed
Nope. I can't find any evidence of Bernie supporting those ideas. And even if he did, you have to take into consideration the other candidates who are clearly way worse.

>might report you to the FBI for that one.
Nice to see Trump's terror campaign is continuing.

>He said he supports African Americans who are the most oppressed group in the country.
Trump supports Israel and Netanyahu by extension, as well as Putin. There's no rapper in the world that has a body count near those men.

>>80107648
>>80107760
https://youtu.be/6BnbwUT7lBg

Nope he lost because of this right here, he was gaining enough traction where, regardless of the DNC colluding with Hillary they'd have to give it to him when he won enough. Than this shit happened and he turned from solid presidential candidate to sad old man getting yelled down by college kids.

>>80107836
Best damn episode to ever have weird wires poking at Rikers head

>>80108116
>Nope...And even if he did
Make up your mind buddy

>Nice to see Trump's terror campaign is continuing.
didn't vote

>>80108116
>Trump supports Israel and Netanyahu by extension, as well as Putin. There's no rapper in the world that has a body count near those men.
At least Netanyahu and Putin don't have a population and immigrant problem. They both have their nations interests in mind (well at least Ben Yayhoo does).
Remember Hillary saying Trump would bring about WWIII with Russia and now we're becoming better allies with the country so it seems she miscalculated my an acre.

>>80108273
>Modern Israel founded 1948

Silly anon, Israel IS the immigrant problem

>>80108273
Don't move the goals, faggot. You called Bernie out for supporting a rapper and didn't provide evidence. By your own logic, Trump is even worse because he supports a dictator and a genocidal racist.

>At least Netanyahu and Putin don't have a population and immigrant problem
Because who the fuck wants to live in Israel or Russia? Besides that, Russia DOES have an immigration problem. There's a massive brain drain going on there right now.

>and now we're becoming better allies with the country so it seems she miscalculated my an acre.
Trump basically ceded political influence in the Middle East to the Russians though. He avoided WWIII temporarily by strengthening a potential opponent.

>>80108081
Thanks, anon. I'll still watch 'em like I usually do but if I really dislike an episode I'll just do some other stuff
>>80108086
How will that help me?

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>>80108431
>Don't move the goals, faggot.
This is the unfortunate state of the literal liberal and covert liberal is this need to project these appellations onto people instead of having a reasonable discourse.

>Trump basically ceded political influence in the Middle East to the Russians though. He avoided WWIII temporarily by strengthening a potential opponent.
What I'm reading is no more meddling in the middle east and Trump was right. Thanks man. Glad we're on each other's side.

Don't forget, I didn't vote. So quit saying I support Trump.

>>80108639
>instead of having a reasonable discourse.
I'm being completely reasonable. If Bernie should be chastised for supporting a controversial rapper, then so should Trump for supporting a dictator. You clearly fucked up and won't address the issue.

How does Bernie embracing 'Killer Mike' mean he supports him? As far as I can tell, he gives informal insight to Bernie's campaign.

>What I'm reading is no more meddling in the middle east
The entire point of working with Russia on the Middle East is to tackle ISIS - that means more meddling to resolve the issue, rebuilding Syria, Iraq, etc., and having foreign companies in the Arab world.

Thanks for ruining another thread /pol/!

>>80108838
>How does Bernie embracing 'Killer Mike' mean he supports him? As far as I can tell, he gives informal insight to Bernie's campaign.
I don't get it. You say I "fucked up" when I didn't disagree with you about Trump or Putin. And Putin and Trump have yet to even meet each other so I'd say Bernie and Killer Mike are provably closer just from that standpoint alone.

>>80108871
Agreed. It's always Israel this, Jews that, like this guy right here >>80108431 who calls Netanyahu a genocidal racist.

>>80108871
All it took was one post (>>80107566
) to get /pol/ trigerred

Looks like the crybabies get anxious outside of their safespace

>>80108991
>Putin and Trump have yet to even meet each other
They still have some extremely suspicious ties to one another. Bernie hugging some rapper doesn't mean he's suddenly part of the Westside Crips.

>>80109131
>They still have some extremely suspicious ties to one another. Bernie hugging some rapper doesn't mean he's suddenly part of the Westside Crips.

So you've reneged that Bernie never stood by a rapper who espouses violence towards our nation's police force?
At least you are being quietly honest about that.

This was just a fine Trek thread before you started sperging about people telling truthful statements.

>>80106746
Season 7 isn't great. It's the start of the Berman and Braga cheesy shit era.

>>80107235
Oh yes lieutenant, another, if you please

>>80107235
>>80109297

someone needs to make a picard holodeck version of that BRAP copypasta complete with Picard voice including holodeck and computer sounds

>>80106746
Around the end of season 6 it starts to decline.

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>>80106443

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>>80111587
She was asking for it wearing catsuits in a fucking sewer.

I hope she still has scars from the flashlights.

Rest in filth La'tasha "Batteries Not Included" Yar

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>it's a "holodeck does something it's not supposed to" episode
and/or
>it's a "we conveniently don't need to use different actors or sets" episode

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>>80106746
3, 4, 5 and 6 is some of the best television of all time.

Captain's log, supplemental. It seems that then entire crew of the Enterprise has been transformed into the form of Worf. *Klingon Sneeze*

>>80104814
I think not, Mr Worf

>>80104814
>That episode where the whole crew devolved back into their ancestors

Worf's form scared the fuck out of me as a kid.

>>80108871
Honestly, this poster >>80107566 was deliberately trying to incite a reaction.

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>>80106068
> getting laid once every seven years

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Hot. Earl Grey. Tea.

>>80113849
DUDE me too, I was 7 when that episode aired. Our family all used to sit around our little 18 inch piece of shit tv and watch the episodes Monday night, I couldn't sleep for days after that one.

Also for some reason caveman Riker scared me pretty bad too. No idea why, the whole episode and the way it was presented from Picard and Data's perspective coming back on the enterprise and you don't know what's happened was creepy as hell. Like I know it's not a good episode but I still think it was well done. It's comfy kino.

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>>80107566
>trump shouldnt have been elected

>>80114150

The only episode I actually remember watching back in the 90s was way after TNG ended and it was Best of Both Worlds when it came on right after Walker Texas Ranger on USA.

>>80114297
USA existed in the 90s? I'm pretty sure that channel started in the early 00s

>>80114310
>USA existed in the 90s? I'm pretty sure that channel started in the early 00s

Do you even know how to Google? It's been around since the 70s. I remember watching that Up All Nite shit when I was real young by sneaking out into the den.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USA_Network

>>80114383
I'm not googling shit on my phone in bed when I could be shitposting, it makes for better discussion anyways.

>>80114445
>it makes for better discussion anyways.
USA used to have all sorts of tease shows on rerun back in the mid to late 90s like Silk Stalkings, La Femme Nikita, that big chested chick on Up All Nite, among others I'm forgetting.

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Does it physically hurt anyone else that you don't live in the star trek universe, or is this just overpowering autism?

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>>80115381
>you will never be a starfleet officer
>you will never explore the far reaches of unexplored space
>you will never seek out new life and new civilizations
>you will never develop a relationship with that quirky andorian medical officer
>you will never feel the adrenaline of a red alert
>you will never enjoy a quiet dinner in your quarters while preparing tomorrow's duty roster
>you will never get into a lively debate with your Vulcan crewmate
>you will never drink romulan ale or saurian brandy
>you will never better yourself as a human and reflect upon your new found sense of moral being
>you will never spend your off days fucking kinky sex holograms of your fellow female crewmates on the holodeck

>>80115381
I wouldn't say it physically hurts me, but it does kind of eat away at me that I have to spend 1/3 of my life in a dimly lit cubicle white post-greed humans get to go cavorting around the galaxy and have amazing adventures.

I mean I would honestly clean Jeffries tubes if it meant getting to serve on the Enterprise

>>80115693
I like the juxtaposition of those last two points there

>>80115299
Aww yeah. My family was poor growing up and we didn't have cable so I had to resort to penthouse magazines I found in a dumpster one time after school. That shit was a defining moment in my life

>>80115710
I think this is what gets to me the most, my days are spent under halogen light dealing with stupid bullshit looking at a computer screen when all I want is to be flying through space doing interesting shit

>>80115381
I really hope you were joking with us anon.

I love Trek but not enough to want to live there. It's a fantastical reality that couldn't exist. I can promise you that reality will never come to fruition, I'd put savings and other assets on it.

We're in a nightmarish future where a very small intellectual wealthy elite have succeeded in enslaving most of humanity in a debt bubble that never pops through Keynesian inflation.

>>80114059
>an immolated Earl Grey appears

>>80115855
Yeah, which is exactly why I want to escape from it and live in the trek universe

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damn I'm at work and my Star Trek /tv/ Image Archive is back at home.

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>Ready for a rough ride?
>You know I always am, honey bun.
>See you tonight. I'll bring the ice cubes.

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>It's a "Kira complains her planet was made better" episode

>>80116367
I love how Riker is taller than even the big black Klingon.

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>>80115843
I think the real crux of it is that my life feels like the same day every day. I never do anything different. Even if I had to do shit work on a starship, every day would be a new adventure.

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>>80116438

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The DS9 Viewing Guide

If you haven't watched DS9, watch it faggot.

>>80116533
Why are the purple uniforms so utterly shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrMk9hP4OnY

Old promo for Enterprise from back in the day.

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I watched "Genesis" today.
>de-evolution

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>>80116588
>implying they aren't the best so far

The post motion picture/pre-TNG uni's would have been GOAT if they were color coded instead of all red.

Captain, I was hoping you would approve this form for bridge safety belts to be installed in case of emergency

>>80116691
So you about that color coding is better, preferably easily identifiable color coding, yet the purple uniforms are the best despite the fact that they hide as much color as possible and look completely indistinguishable from one another

>>80116753
*Admit

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>>80116588
The shoulder pad looks like it shouldn't be there and they're still jammies. It's like this ship. You just know something's wrong.

>>80116789
You just know that ship posts on /r9k/.

>>80116892
No anon please I can't take this, every Star Trek thread, anon PLEASE NO

>>80106159
goddamn that actress got my communications array doing a sweep on all frequencies

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>>80116892
>tfw no yuri shoujo about Janeway and 7 of 9 finding love

>>80106473
Pretty sure the safety protocols were engaged. Nobody ever died on that fucking show

>>80113546
this was all after Rottenberry died. Coincidence?

>>80117054
So was Voyager.

>>80117054
Roddenberry died during TNG's fifth season.

As penance for your mistake, you must sing the Picard Song five times.

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>>80116979
Suddenly she likes Chakotay for no reason.

>>80117135
Negative, Ensign. He died during the show's second season run. As penance for YOUR mistake, you have to ask that Nausican over there what happened to his face, and mention you could help rearrange it

>>80117135
Although he is wrong about the date of Roddenberry's death, he's right in that season 3 was the beginning of him stepping away from the show because of his health. So his point stands.

And mine
>>80117126
Has yet to be addressed

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>>80115381

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>these look like venom sacs
>open your mouth

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>>80117276

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>Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire.

What did Worf mean by this?

>>80117480
Hey look, more shit that got retconned in later seasons

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>24th century
>no strong AI (the computer is dumb but in the real world Data is 21st century technology)
>biological bodies and no mind uploading (since 22nd century in the real world)
>no stem cells for those bodies (because of Eugenics Wars)
In Star Trek instead of merging with technology, Homo Sapiens Sapiens gets to ride around the galaxy in space boats with a simulated Earth inside despite their unmodified bodies not being fast, tough, or responsible enough for interstellar space and getting to keep their 20th century culture essentially unchanged forever, none of which fortunately is going to happen.

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>>80117480
You don't have what you get by negotiation?

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>>80115381
I don't think the life of the average human would be really different in a day to day basis except aliens and teleporters being the norm.
Lets be real, if you are a loser or an average joe in this reality chances are you wouldn't be a starfleet officer or someone of note in the Star Trek universe. The most exotic thing you would with your life is go to Risa once

>>80117186
looks like a female version of Q

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>>80118127
>I'm not talking about the puppay.

>>80118093
>>80118022

Wtf is this tumblr trash?

>>>/r/eddit

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Best trek woman coming through

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>>80118271
double dumbass on you

>>80118454
top tier taste

one of my fav episodes too

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To all the oldfags in here, what was the societal outcome of this episode? Did mothers call in and complain their children were exposed to such filth or did nobody really care?

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Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

>>80115381
Star trek vegas was amazing. Went there 10 times before it closed

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>>80118727
bestdaXXX

>>80116789
Ships have pairs of nacells

Cept future enterprise ffs

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>>80116789

>>80118543
Nobody cared about what some science fiction show did.

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>it's an energy vortex appears in front of the ship episode

>>80117411

that makes it fourth season, but also he was too sick to be involved for quite a while before he died

but interesting fact, it was him that came up with the borg

>>80117480
Fuck man Worf was such a cuck
>has sex
>literally begs them to marry him

>>80119190
>Literally every fucking episode.

>>80119220
>that makes it fourth season
TNG season 5 began filming and airing during 1991. Gene died during production of the fifth season episode "Hero Worship".

As penance for this mistake, you have to stop posting.

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In both time loop episodes, the mistake was rejecting Riker's plan. The admiral was right that he should be a captain, but of the Enterprise.

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Do-rag Tuvok might be the best thing ever

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that's William T. Motherfucking Riker

>>80117312

>tfw no half frog troi gf

>>80119301
I don't think this anon (>>80119220) stopped posting.

I think he's still fucking posting.

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>>80119450
It's true Vulcans with a do-rag are very useful when time traveling but hair works too.

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/trek/
/voy/

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Would you, /tv/?

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>>80119719
No, I hate her. I'd rather fuck Kira on the holodeck.

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or Ezri

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>>80119719

>>80109017
I go to /tv/ to shitpost about tv and film
I go to /v/ to shitpost about video games
I go to /pol/ to shitpost about politics

>>80107648

because my dad didn't go through the horrors of 'nam for your commie shit

>>80119947
Section 31 was right to try to genocide the Founders. Killing Odo was worth it. Then destroy all the Ketracel-white facilities.

>>80120046
>(((founders)))

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>it's a "miles gets bullied" episode

>>80119825
Any episode that had the holodeck with Kira involved was great. Because they were always some 20th century period piece with evening gowns, and she rocked those like a pro. So hot.

>>80120056
Go to /pol/ to shitpost about politics.

>>80120056
>Martok's the changeling!

>>80120076

i just realized that rhymes with majel barrett

>>80120097

but ds9 was total /pol/tier they might as well have called it 50 shades of jews

>>80120082
>Riker yells for O'Brien to beam Picard up and Colm Meaney doesn't appear in the episode because all he does is stand in that room

>>80120177

he didn't JUST stand in the room, sometimes he walks over to the wall panels to fiddle with the machinery..

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Harriman did nothing wrong and this comic is bullshit.

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>How's my bitch? Voy>TNG. You got a problem with that, Captain?

>>80120261
He was a massive pussy and that alone should lose his commission

>>80120082
>Obrian spends most of TNG being yelled at and pushed around, but still having the glory of working on the enterprise
>Obrian spends the entirety of his job as chief engineer on DSN routinely proving how much of a badass he is, while also juggling a family, and keeping a space station built by an alien race running without the support of said race
>becomes a teacher at the academy, but has to part with friends to do so
Is it just me, or is Obrian basically the Job of star trek?

>>80120766
Job didn't murder thousands of people with a matter disassembler

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Gate McFadden's expired. Time to throw it out and buy a new one.

>>80118543
Apparently the original plot had her being male, and the studio execs shot it down. They wanted it to be a female female kiss, so they changed some stuff.
So they definitely knew what they were doing. But in terms of reception, same sex kisses were starting to get passe at the time, so it didn't rock too many boats, as the primary audience were adult males.
People called in to complain, and the scene got cut for syndication on some channels, but there was a lot more visible things to complain about.
Honestly, DSN was pretty shitty about how they pandered to the gay crowd.

>>80117524
what? How?
Like, immediately after having sex with Dax, which definitely requires conquering, they are in a relationship.
No pursuit.

>>80120846
details, details.

>>80120261

he was fucking comic relief

somebody should have stopped and realized , this is supposed to be the next captain of the enterprise here..

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If anyone is interested I'm streaming TNG all night at ankhstream dott com/#seph

>>80106986
was that a real comedian? or a parody?

>>80121037
stream TAS instead

>>80120989
damn
major bajor
looks like
THAT?!!!

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>it's a troi episode
>it's a worf's son episode
>it's an omnipotent being episode
>it's an i cuck episode
>it's a plot is resolved through captain's log episode
>it's a botched continuity episode
>it's a borg queen episode
>it's a shields are useless episode
>it's a wesley crusher episode
>it's a 20th century mythos episode
>it's a federation starship is tractor-beamed episode
>it's a technobabble episode
>it's an if you kill your enemies they win episode

>>80122017
>>it's an if you kill your enemies they win episode
lost

>>80121043

It's Joe Piscapo, so no

>>80111587
What ape gang? The niggers?

>>80107845
That's racist.. oligarchs in Russia are Jewish you uneducated rat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAI-REwa5BI

>>80107881
I just started and it's not bad it's just not good, with some notable exceptions.

>>80122255
All of my favourite TNG episodes are in S1 and S2, but whatever, memes

>>80105361
He was always right.

>>80122272

>things nobody says ever

>>80122388
The Schizoid Man, Measure of a Man, and The Neutral Zone are legit my top 3 TNG eps

>>80115855
it could exist.

>>80122388
I just finished TNG and s1 and 2 are probably the weakest but nowhere as bad as people made them out to be. It has some of the TOS charm for better or worse.

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>>80115381
>>80115710

All because of white guilt. NASA has been set back 100 years because we waste trillions of dollars on social trying to make Mestizos and blacks into white people, ignoring our genetic differences. Every Star Trek fan MUST read this book.

>>80122754
NASA has been set back because humans cannot penetrate the Van Allen belts and the moon landings were faked

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>>80120956

She's in her seventies for fuck sake.
At some point we all expire.

>>80122406
Would literally require wiping out everyone except for people that are at least 90% some form of Western-European. That's not going to happen. Face it, we will never reach the heavens. We are doomed to be chained to the Earth by those of low IQ, low time preference, but high birth rates. Idiocracy is our future, not Star Trek.

cant stop *parp*ing to this picture of a fat Troi eating pancakes

>>80122778
>the moon landings were faked
Holy fuck this actual basement dwelling tinfoil fucker actualy believes this
No sorry your "god-emperor" will not out Buzz Aldrin as a co-conspirator you nutjob
go back to your fucking containment board

>>>/pol/

>>80122835
pretty sure you should have directed me to /x/

Naomi Wildman.

Troi's hairy ARMS

>>80122778
>le van allen meme
Are you this stupid? All you need is a thin sheet of metal.

>>80107648
No refunds

>>80122404
>The Neutral Zone
Da fug? I remember that episode being incredibly stupid as fuck. They have ancient humans on board and they treat them like a nuisance, it's so bizarre. Gene Roddenberry was such a retarded Communist Jew about so much shit. The show got so much better when his power got more and more removed from him.

>>80122898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE

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>>80104814
Fresh OC

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>>80122923
cont

>a trek among the stars
stop watching there.

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>>80122923
>>80122946
cont

>>80122910
I have an affection for cryonics episodes.

B5's cryonics episode was fucking terrible. The Neutral Zone was satisfying, and hilarious.

>>80105128
*creates a universe with you, a 27 years old virgin*

>>80122980
clever djinn

>>80122915
>video literally shows them getting through with no problems

Well done you retard.

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>>80122806

>>80123001
>invoking the r-word
Real classy, BTFOman.

>>80123106
Brilliant dialogue.

>>80116526
I tried watching the first episode but it is so terrible.

>>80123117
That wasn't dialogue.

Protip: Research the defenition of the word "Dialogue"

>>80123219
No, it was a dialogue. You proved yourself wrong and then tried to act like you aren't a retard. So well done.

>>80123242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE

>>80123255
>same video that debunks his own argument

>>80123295
Sure it does, establishment shill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlXG0REiVzE

>>80123305

The verisimilitude of the initial state of a permeable gaseous exosheath can not be given due to radiant interference.

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>>80122961
Oliver Cromwell's performance as "Doctor Zefram Cochrane" was both invigorating and fun.

>So, Captain Picard, I am the biggest guy in all the galaxy and you are my Nemesis heretofore.

Phasered inward at that one.

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>>80123194
DS9's pilot is arguably the best of all the Trek pilots.
I don't understand how you could be so wrong.

>>80113945

Why is this so hard to believe? You lasted for thirty.

>>80124108

there was too much prophets, desu

but otherwise it was GOAT

>>80113945

nobody says vulcans only have sex every seven years

they just HAVE TO every seven years or they die

>>80107760

>can't tell the difference between a persona in an aggressive hardcore hip hop song and a real life person

Killer Mike is actually incredibly well versed in politics, just watch any video where he talks about it.

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>>80124641
>they just HAVE TO every seven years or they die

I hated this ridiculous backstory about the vulcans and their mating rituals

like somehow they'll die if they don't fuck, but they can fight to the death and that'll quell the biochemical problems

seemed bit convoluted for reproduction

favorite vulcan is probably Sarek

>>80105361
>Recommend we go to Yellow Alert, sir!
>Why?
>[autistic silence]

Was Worf autistic? He didn't seem to realised shit doesn't work like that.

>>80124769
>Killer Mike is actually incredibly well versed in politics, just watch any video where he talks about it.

heh, totally, and FUCK the police too, they're just hasslin' us

>>80105182
cuck!

there are days I wake up and feel like I could disarm a cruise missile mid-flight

and then theare are days like today where I feel like a fucking pakled

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>>80116663
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>>80125192
Pakleds were able to outsmart Commander William T. Riker, that's not saying much but they're smart and capable of traveling at FTL speeds considering their eyebrows.

currently watching s05e05
theres a debate going on about whether or not people in another part of the ship are alive and troi seems clueless. why cant she use her psychic bullshit to find out?

>>80125804
every time it would have been useful it was disabled for [some reason]

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>>80107281
>He didn't like the Person of Interest finale
Why not lad? Granted the Samaritan defeat was a bit rushed but everything else was so beautiful

>>80107244
>>80107493
You should ignore him, Person of Interest is GOAT start to end. Though the sci-fi stuff doesn't come to the forefront until into season 2, it only got onto TV at all by pretending to be a procedural drama.

>>80124815

well that was a TOS plot, shit didn't have to make sense in the 60's

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>>80120082

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>>80126089
>tfw when you're hacking but we've got to program a highly animated output sequence to make it look complex and gritty

>>80120082
>non-commissioned officer
>get to travel the universe being tortured and beaten and taken advantage of

>>80122457
If you liked TNG season 1 and 2 you'll think the people who say season 1 and 2 of DS9 are bad are just plain lying, as I do.

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>>80126855
It isn't hacking, it's 2 AIs fighting, they have GUIs because they were made by humans to monitor other humans

>Being such an autistic memer you can't enjoy anything

>>80117137

its completely logical, hes the most alpha male available

>>80127054

Nigga, put those months old memes away
its men like you who ruin tradition by being overly sentimental

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>>80116663
>Enterprise was 16 years ago

>>80127321

It's been a long road...

>>80105510
>peels off sideburns ominously

>>80113546
...I'll be in holodeck 4

>>80123603
Captain Picard, I'm YOU

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>it's a keiko is actually a loving and supportive wife episode

>>80120299
Bane?

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>>80127881
>it's a "ohh we're roleplaying, sweetie" episode

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>>80129536
superior version

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>>80122017

>>80119220
No he didn't, Maurice Hurley did.

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>>80130331
Maurice Hurley also kicked off McFadden and brought in the hag lady of science and rudeness.

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>>80104814
belay that order

question watched tng episode frame of mind last night. anyone else freaked the fuck out by this episode ?

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>>80130509
Frame of Mind is elite kino Riker-core by Braga of course.

I think the first time I saw it I was definitely weirded out a bit but the last time I watched it I just thought it was a fun what the fuck's goin on episode

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>>80130509
Is that the one where he gets locked up on an alien planet and he starts to question whether he was ever in starfleet?

>>80116952
I'm not following this line of logic, Doctor.

>>80130675
pretty much

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>>80116663
Has a company ever shown so much disdain for the people who consume their product?

This is gold.

>>80127881

Was that in the mirror universe?

>>80131147
Mighty No 9 made a valiant effort to piss off their backers.

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>>80131366
Yeah but they just made a shit game.

That advert was literally "Everyone who watches Star Trek is a kissless virgin looser, watch our show!"

I mean what was the thought process? Do they think that ALL Trek fans are like that and that actually they were appealing to them? Mental.

>>80130509
>to keep himself sane his mind hallucinated he was on the Enterprise, a place where weird shit is always happening