Penny?

>>80101215
*audience burst out in laughter so loud it breaks the earth in half*

Bazinga

>>80101215
Bazinga

pendy

ZAMBIA

>>80101215
BAZOOKA

>>80101215
The perfect couple those two.

>>80101215
>Penny (opening door): Oh, hey guys.

>Leonard: Hey, sorry we’re late.

>Penny: Late? It’s 7:05.

>Sheldon: And you said the party starts at seven.

>Penny: Well, yeah, when you start a party at seven, no-one shows up at, you know, seven.

>Sheldon: It’s 7:05.

>Penny: Yes. Yes it is. Okay, well, um, come on in.

That's an actual joke from an actual episode.

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>Sheldon: Hey Bernadette
>Bernadette: Yes Sheldon
>Sheldon: Did you know your husband is a greasy, oven dodging kike who wouldn't last a day if the Axis powers had won the war?
>Bernadette: Sheldon don't say things like that, Howard's your friend!
>Sheldon: AUSCHWITZ

Whoa I didn't know the show was like this!

Cue to the opening scene of the prequel where a young Sheldon approaches his mom's bedroom door.

*Knock knock knock* mommy
*Knock knock knock* mommy
*Knock knock knock* mommy

>>80101215

Why doesn't he age?

>>80103962
He does.

Hmmmm NOOTKA

>>80101215
*fap fap fap* Penny!
*fap fap fap* Penny!
*fap fap fap* Penny!
BAZINGA!

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>>80101215
>tfw dumb coworker makes fun of me for not watching this show
she refers to it as a show for smart people and that I probably wouldn't understand it (yes she's serious when she says this)
I feel bad for her tbqh since she might unironically be retarded, has a great pair of tits though.

>>80104023
Post a pic of her tits

rasputin! haha this is kinda fun

>>80103884
That was the episode rami directed, right?

*BRAAAAP*
PENNY!
*BRAAAAP*
PENNY!
*BRAAAAP*
PENNY!

What is it sheldon?

*BRAPZINGA*

>>80104023
>show for smart people
>the most popular show aired currently aimed at the lowest common denominator

Guess you're gonna have to redpill her.

>>80104061
That's really funny. Have you considered doing stand up?

>>80104080
I've considered going down on your mom.

>>80104061
which episode?

>>80104109
LOL can I use this? You must be such a hit at parties bro!

DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF THE CONGO

>>80101215
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BAZINGO

>>80104154
Why are you mad, reddit?

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Chandler: *Is sitting*
Sheldon: "You're in my spot."
Chandler: "Your spot? What, did you write your name on it or something?"
Sheldon: "... You're still in my spot."
House and Sherlock: "Idiots."
Tony: "No, but it is a Stark Industries chair. So my name's on it. So get up."
Jack: "Unless of course, he knew you would have your name on the chair so he sat there anyways because he was expecting you to say that but you weren't expecting him to expect you to say that, so he was going to sit there regardless of whose name was on the chair. Savvy?"
Sherlock: "Stop talking. You're lowering the IQ of the entire street."
Chandler: "Stop arguing! You're tearing this family apart!"
Sheldon: "Bazinga."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN3qn92R0SE

*audience spontaneously combusts from laughter*

TREBLINKA

>>80104179
That one doesn't really work...I wouldn't close with that. You've got great potential though!

>>80104197
thats funny hehe

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>>80104239
>being this mad

>>80101215
Of course you faggots are gonna keep mocking this show, it all looks unfunny when green texted or written down, but all the humor is the delivery

Sheldon is the best comedy show character of the past 10 years, nothing so original has been done since the 70s in regard to television

But yeah le epic reddit faces because it's popular! xD

Kys

*wins 200 oscars*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf0kC-MJZrU

>>80104297
Go back to the fart jokes, those were way funnier!

>>80104298
Even if he is the best, that isn't saying anything at all, the show is still shit and by saying it's better than the competition doesn't automatically make it good.

Now fuck off, reddit.

>>80103873
>Penny (opening door): Oh, hey guys.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Leonard: Hey, sorry we’re late.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Penny: Late? It’s 7:05.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Sheldon: And you said the party starts at seven.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Penny: Well, yeah, when you start a party at seven, no-one shows up at, you know, seven.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Sheldon: It’s 7:05.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Penny: Yes. Yes it is. Okay, well, um, come on in.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You left out the best parts

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>>80104337
>he's still mad

*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

OH THAT WASN'T IN THE FLIGHT PLAN

*BRAAAAAAAAPPFFFFFFFTTTTTT*

OH BANE, IF YOU TAKE THAT MASK OFF YOU WILL DIE

*BRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

WAS SMELLING THAT PART OF YOUR PLAN?

>>80104394
lol you should get your own comedy special lol

>/tv/ prides itself on being contrarian
>hates TBBT along with the rest of the internet
Explain

>>80104058
Sam Riami was the guest writer for that episode, yes.

>>80104411
you should make a youtube video on why you're so mad

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You're a good screenwriter. When are you going to start making the script for the new Marvel movie?

>>80104207
>My new computer came with Windows 7
>AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

What'd they mean by this lads?

watching this show only because of howard and his waifu

>>80104456
>you are mad

Great joke man. I'm in tears!

>>80104541
>still mad

>>80104597
The best part is I don't even think you're trying to be funny. You're just so naturally gifted at it. It's like I'm getting my own personal comedy show. Can I request some more fart jokes?

>>80101215
>hay sheldror how i in science
>templeOS
The audience has trascended into the fourth dimension. Produced by Chuck Lorre.

>>80104633
>still mad

>>80104633
>gettin even madder

>>80104688
>>80104690
why should I?

>>80104688
>>80104690
We want fart jokes! We want fart jokes! We want fart jokes! We want fart jokes!

>>80104730
>>80104735
>infuriated

>>80104416
because TBBT is piece of shit

just the husband of my aunt like and watch this shit

>>80104767
Bring back that old school material, bro. Go back to the classic fart stuff that made you famous!

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>>80101215

Not this little autist again.

>>80104862
>he keeps posting

>>80104837
I don't know, my dad has a PhD in Maths and Physics and he watches it. Must be something to it.

>>80104881
We want fart jokes! We want fart jokes! We're getting restless dude.

>>80104935
I think my original post made someone a bit too angry.

>>80104179

Other anon wins. You suck, homie.

>>80104961
You're getting less funny each post. The crowd's starting to leave.

>>80104965
nice try samefag

>>80104298

This.

The Shakespeare model of comedy is basically this show. Its all about delivery.

>>80104197
*instinctively tries to upvote*

>ITT: Asshurt Retards

VAGINA!

>>80105002

Not samefag. You can't know that for sure, but I do and you still suck.

>>80105068
I do know it for sure and i know you're triggered regardless, which was the full intention of my original post.

>>80104994
Nah, I'm staying.

>>80104239
Are you retarded?

>>80105118
Come on man, hit me up with some of those A-list fart jokes

PALMOLIVE!

>>80105132
I'm here for the fart jokes, sit down and shut up.

>>80105132
Why are you asking one of my fans to tell you a joke?

>>80105085

Jesus Christ you're one hell of a loser, buddy.

You're now literally dancing on the internet for multiple people calling you a dork lol kys

>>80105169
Because you've stopped telling them, and we're all getting restless.

>>80105166
Well there hasn't been any in awhile, so you better starting heckling or you're getting nothing!

>>80104444

ramen also had a production credit

>>80105175
kek, stay mad whiteboi

>>80105207
We want fart jokes!

>>80105216
why? are you autistic?

It may have unnecessary laugh tracks, but this show has some legitimately funny jokes, and if you disagree you're just an assblated fat basement-dweller mad because his pathetic lifestyle was not trvly portrayed

>>80105242
Mmm...too predictable. Your earlier fart repertoire was much fresher.

>>80105265
is that a yes? I'll take it as one

This has gone from a typical shitpost thread to one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

>>80105290
Come on baby, you can win this crowd back. You just got to give me some of those sweet brrraap posts you were dishing out earlier.

>>80105309
This. Why didn't my racist Riami post only net one (You)?

>assmad humourless Redditors

And you wonder why nobody wants you here?

*BRRRAAAAAAPPPP FTHHHPSSHH BRIP*

>>80105321
why would i want autismos in my crowd though, you aren't exactly the type of attention i want

>>80105353
This new autismo stuff isn't my bag. I get you want to reinvent yourself, but everyone is doing the autist stuff these days. You got to reach deep down inside and get back to the old you, bro. Give me the classics.

>>80105411
alright anon i know you're committed to being an autist but i've been trying to play xenoverse the entire time. So before i leave i just want to know why brapposting sets you off so hard?

>>80105501
Give me one brap for the road.

>>80105531
answer my question please.

>>80105572
You've frankly gone downhill since your peak, but I believe you can rekindle that old school magic. Come on, man. Believe in the brap.

>>80105619
Sorry anon I know you want to have this back and forth more but i didnt think i'd make anyone this mad with a brap post, i need to tone it down next time.

bye

>>80105353

ur posting on a filipino image board for chia pets and you have the gaul to call us autismo????

>>80105655
Not really that funny, to be honest. Would be a lot better if you threw in a brap or two...

>>80104207
holy fucking shit i had never seen this series before and didnt get the meme is it realy like that all the time?

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>>80105710
>still upset

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>this autistic reply chain
Keep going holy shit

>>80105904
Are you the same guy? I'm only interested in hearing what you have to say if you're the same guy, or if you're going to be funny. So far you aren't very funny.

>>80105971
>still mad as fuck.

>>80106104
Why are you bothering to reply if not with jokes? Let's not beat around the bush here bud.

>>80106104
I'm starting to get mad myself. Why did the guy walk off the stage? Should I ask for my money back, or would that be rude?

>these faggots

>>80105960
>this entertains him

what a fucking retarded loser you must be

>>80105856
I legit laughed at this one

>>80106260
Thanks, I made it.

>>80106280
No you didn't, I did. I don't remember you asking my permission to download it either.

>>80106300
I wasn't even the one uploading my own creation.

>>80106335
You're right, because it was my creation.

>>80106363
You created it, but it was my vision.

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>>80104061

>tfw still watching because my autism won't allow me to stop once I've started a show

>>80104061
Kek'd

Based brapposters

>>80101215
>they get paid ONE million dollars each episode for this

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Post classic Basplinga memes.

>>80108926
They're getting buku bazinga bucks

>>80104080
>>80104154
>>80104112
>>80104239
>>80104337
>>80104411
>>80104541
>>80104633
>>80104730
>>80104735
>>80104862
>>80104935
>>80104965
>>80104994
>>80105068
>>80105132
>>80105175
>>80105190
>>80105216
>>80105265
>>80105321
>>80105411
>>80105531
>>80105619
>>80105665
>>80105710
>>80105971
>>80106146
>>80106156
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

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>>80103884
>hey Howard
>yes Sheldon
>I think that doctor Tyrone is an incredibly bright young man and he'll go very far in our work
>wow Sheldon that's ver-
>BAZINGA! He's a good for nothing colored and if your kind don't stop forcing this multiculturalism crap down our aryan throats I'll make the Holocaust real!

Um...

>>80107631
replace it with a different show

>>80104394
Kek'd

>>80109276
Damn..

>>80104207
>you will never become a multimillionaire by playing the 21st century's version of a Sambo caricature, getting normies to laugh at the mockery of Asbergers

I wonder if Jim Parsons recognizes this or not, and understands that a century from now his work is likely to be viewed with great disdain