DEY!

>>80093206
Harry Potter is one of the things I hate most about millennials.

Tooker?

>>80093238
DEH!

Dehlight come and me wanna go home.

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MUH POINTS

these are best threads on /tv/

>>80093298
DEH!

DEH

DEH

>>80093271
good

>>80093250
DEH!

>>80093412
DEH!

pls post the pasta

>>80093265
>>80093355
>>80093389
>>80093412
>>80093424
>>80093437

DEH!

'DEY'? Dey managed to make one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>80093514
pathetic

>>80093206
>Harry Potter
>Dr. Who
>Sherlock
>Supernatural

All these things need to be erased from existence

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Why is harry potter so shit?

>>80093538
RUDE!

>>80093571
It's a 3 letter word

>>80093611
gay

>>80093635
DEH

>>80093611
DEH?

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>>80093611
dull̶e̶s̶t?

>>80093545
this

>>80093664
DEH me about bane

>>80093611
CIA?
my god

>>80093692
Why does he wear deh mask?

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DREHSU MINA SON
ME RUV EMMA WATSU RONG TIME

>>80093692
-Rothschilds bow to Bane
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bantopia will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bane's babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bane inside you right now
-Bane is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bane bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bane
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

Grindelwald > Voldermort desu

I thought this was a Jack Bauer thread.

D

E

>>80093514
Posting the copypasta but forgetting the image. Sad!

>>80096225
DEHlete this

>>80093238
bronies 2.0