And yet youre still single anon How?

poor and he has better facil features than me

>>80092402
I don't have millions of dollars from being on a hit tv show.

>>80092402
this guy is like a fish swimming up for air

I'm a big guy.

>>80092402

thats his mom you pleb.

Being fully honest he can do much better

I'm too tall. The manlets won.

>>80092402

>she's dating a dwarf
>she still wears huge heels to make him look smaller

Women are such cunts

I'm not desperate enough to fuck a dwarf, duh. Not yet, that is.

>>80092402
He's rich. It's Tod Browning's Freaks all over again, this time with the talented midget actor Harry Earles replaced with a one-note poseur I want to see hung by the neck with a bootlace.

>>80092402
Her poor back.

>>80092539
That's not why they wear heels. She's shaping her ass, while placing it right on his eye level. She's doing it for him.

Money > Power > Fame >>>>>>> Looks

>>80092402
She looks happy because later on she's getting "the Dink".

>handsome
>RICH
>famous
>seemingly decent person
>probably sizable package

He's taller than most of us in those areas at least

He's a small guy

>>80092607
If he had an average pecker he'd pass out if it got hard, I expect he ain't packin nuttin

I want him to feel friendless and then die

>>80092402
He's good with his tongue

>>80092402
if you're single and upset about it you're probably an asshole. at least that's my excuse

>>80092402
If he wasn't a famous rich actor he'd be posting on here and living on bennies.

I could cuck him any time I wanted, because I'm normal sized

feels good bros

>>80092425
And grammar

>>80092559
Underrated post

>>80092684
Why did I kek so hard at this?

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This may be true, but I can kidnap a famous midget like him and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation.

Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad.

I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. Just so many things I would do.

>>80093778
This reminds me of that article headline where the robbers break into a gay rapists house who is like 6'7" and he just rapes them for days.

>>80094858
>robbers break into a gay rapists house who is like 6'7" and he just rapes them for days.
lol source please

>>80094923
http://www.snopes.com/two-burglars-predator/

>>80092402

He's pretty aesthetic facially... also he probably has a 6-7" cock... so he can please a woman. The millions of dollars in his bank account probably contribute a little bit

I'm a bald manlet. He has an actual medical reason as to why he looks like he does, I just inherited shitty genes.

Plus he's a rich, famous actor.

>>80092402
I'll just come out and say it: he can do better. A lot better.

>>80095074
His "medical reason" is literally shitty genes

>>80095028
>probably has a 6-7" cock

Where's the science, anon? This just seems to be based on his egotism. Millions of dollars in the bank will do that for ya. I would like concrete evidence of this, to my mind, improbable wang.

>>80095074
>He has an actual medical reason as to why he looks like he does

You too baldie

>>80095121
Yeah, but if he did any better, he'd know it was just the money. This woman allows him to think he did it on his own. But he didn't, it's still, it's still the money, heh.

>>80095074
If you inherited the bald genes thats a genetic disease, you fucking imbecile. Too bad you inherited the low IQ ones as well.

>>80095251
Baldness isn't a disease. You don't get ill, you just get bald.

>>80092402
society allows this cross-generational relationship because the child is a boy baka

>>80095288
>You don't get ill, you just get bald.

They're basically synonyms in the dating game

I'm ugly on the inside and anyone who would be OK with me is equally as ugly.

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I'm single because I'm too scared to ask girls out because I'm afraid of rejections and my standards are too high for my own good.

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>>80095498
This I'm almost 25 and never asked a girl out. It's a foreign concept.

>>80092402

I'm not really ugly, I'm just poor.

>>80095498
Iktf

>>80093573
My fucking sides

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>>80092402
>some people are single
>this triggers people for some reason