>APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME /TV/

>>80068026
did she just dump syrup on him?

nigga you're in water, just wash that shit off why you freaking out?

>>80068026
>tfw, what is even going on?
care to give me some context?

>>80068026
His hair's gonna smell like maple syrup for fucking days.

that shit doesn't wash as easy as you think

>>80068070
>>80068079
Same, I am so confused

>>80068026
Femdom is for alphas

What is Larkin Love doing with that maple syrup?

>>80068070
blacks hate syrup being poured on them when they're in water

>>80068140
Fucking cuck

>>80068160
I was afraid to ask that question

File: Lilifu.png (312KB, 388x689px) Image search: [Google]

312KB, 388x689px

S-sorry

>>80068070
>>80068125
>>80068079
It's a "sticky maple"

>>80068160
>no massive bolt ons
>no horrendous stomach tattoo

don't besmirch this bitch's good name

somebody have this with sound, or a link to source vid?

>>80068161
kek

>>80068161
That's a racist stereotype. I have plenty of black friends. Only one hates getting syrup poured on him when he's in water.

>>80068079
That guy "Sticky mapled" Veronica so her, Betty and an other girl drugged and tortured him into confessing but then Betty went crazy and started thinking she was her sister.

>>80068207
>a link to source vid?
Netflix.com

>>80068070
because he's afraid of drowning

>>80068248
This new Archie series sounds fucking stupid. Like they tried to turn the edge up 1000%.

I would watch CW shows if it wasn't for the "every major character has to be blacked at least once" rule the network enforces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNHUtVuglE

You're welcome.

>>80068301
It's not that edgy. And it's mostly subtly played for laughs.

>>80068322
>betty will NEVER dominate you
;_;

>>80068322
what the hell is riverdale?

File: peanutgallery.jpg (38KB, 450x336px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 450x336px

>>80068161

>>80068322
this is the most melodramatic dumb shit ive seen all day. nice tits though.

is this show for teens?

File: Tongue.gif (508KB, 250x270px) Image search: [Google]

508KB, 250x270px

>>80068160

File: 1487422424130.webm (3MB, 1400x1070px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1400x1070px

>>80068418

>this pleb

>>80068418

its the town where the archie characters live

>>80068660
who?

>>80068026
I wonder what the dialogue was
>BITCH DO I LOOK LIKE CHICKEN N THE WAFFLES N SHIIIET?!

What's with black men always calling women bitches?

>>80068501
>is this show for teens?

Yes. But it's playfully self-aware of how melodramatic it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSlk8_6GKwM

File: wat.jpg (19KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x480px

>>80068248
>>80068322
uhhh wat? still so confused
what is the "stick syrup" thing, some new slang kinds are doing these days?

>>80068837
Maple syrup is serious business in the town of Riverdale. Giving a girl a "sticky maple" is slang for some unspecified hardcore sex act. Probably cumming in her face.

>>80068644
wuuu
me like, kinda reminds of those actress in the brick movie

>>80068752
is it spoopy?

File: 1486307161170.jpg (30KB, 205x205px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 205x205px

>>80068322
Is this what kids watch today
Why is she pouring maple syrup on him?
What the fuck is going on?
Is this what it feels like to get old
I'm so confused

File: betty.jpg (991KB, 1978x3056px) Image search: [Google]

991KB, 1978x3056px

>>80068693

its a comic series

>>80068693
Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Josie and the Pussy cats

>>80069048
>Josie and the Pussy cats
what

>>80068986
Parts of it are. Episode 5 especially. The creators also like to hint at zombies and supernatural shit happening in the future.

>>80068837

For some unphantomable reason, maple syrup in riverdale is so fucking serious that the even the crack industry took a good long look at it and went "Nope"

>>80069102

Oh yeah, Sabrina is supposed to show up at some point.

>>80069091
Complete with catsuits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJMdhqIqqCU

>>80068837
I'm on episode 5 (this happens in Ep3) and i still don't understand what a sticky maple is.

File: 1488667850585.webm (3MB, 1920x1076px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1076px

>>80069167

needed more shots of Ronnie desu

>>80068986
>is it spoopy?
kill yourself faggot

>>80069189
It's jizz in her face.

>>80068123
what's the problem? should he say thanks?

File: 20140307afterlifewitharchiejugheadhotdogjpg[1].jpg (423KB, 1200x1847px) Image search: [Google]

423KB, 1200x1847px

>>80069102
>>80069166
Wonder if they'll do a Punisher crossover.

File: 1x07-In-a-Lonely-Place-riverdale-2017-tv-series-40271535-1200-800.jpg (86KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 1200x800px

>>80069277

Won't happen, WB doesn't play nice with Disney for Marvel crossovers

apologize for watching cw

>>80069444
I watch it on Netflix.

>>80069167
oh boy....

>>80068160
Larkin Love is so much uglier with all of her gaudy tattoos.

File: 1x07-In-a-Lonely-Place-riverdale-2017-tv-series-40271528-1200-800.jpg (84KB, 1200x800px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1200x800px

>ywn comfort your crazy waifu while she is questioning her sanity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm8589Job_s

File: 1459106050013.jpg (6KB, 190x159px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 190x159px

>>80069831

>>80069831
I'm not looking forward to all the drama when she dumps him to get GINGER'D.

>>80069831
Archie is a fucking idiot.

>>80069934
>Fucked Ms. Grundy all summer
>Has Veronica in the bag
>Boning Valerie
>Can woo over Betty with little effort
>Already caught Cheryl's eye
>Got on the coach's good side by giving up the captain position to his nemesis

Archie is a genius.

File: Cs-BRO2UMAEV7j_.jpg large.jpg (455KB, 2048x1536px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 2048x1536px

>>80069903

Got some bad news for you pal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ocO-CsJwn4

>>80070216
Based Juggie

>>80070216
Wait and see.

File: t3_5ukibz.gif (2MB, 245x245px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 245x245px

>>80070271

>implying Betty will choose fuckboy Archie over Juggie

File: C4P_pluWQAA5InN.jpg (66KB, 540x711px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 540x711px

>>80070271
Let them be happy, anon.

>>80070372
NEVER YOU CHARLATAN

>>80070336
>>80070372
Just being real. Producer said Archie makes a "definitive" choice and ends up with who he is "supposed to be". Plus it's been said Betty dating Jug makes him reevaluate his feelings.

And then there's Jughead's narration from the future saying that even though he was by their side the story was always about Archie, Betty and Veronica.

File: 1488101048144.webm (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>80070469

we all know Archie is going to end up with Veronica at the end of the series don't you deny it

File: Afterlifewitharchie.webm (2MB, 720x450px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 720x450px

>>80069102
>>80068986

File: 1488051987418.webm (3MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x720px

>>80070566

I wish Cheryl would have some gif worthy moments

>>80070005

>ending up getting BLACKED

was this his plan all along?

Why are all the adults in this show fucking insane?

Is it some "listen here edgy kids ur rad and parents are fucking dumb" message that sells to teens?

File: CreF6CMWIAAQoTv.jpg large.jpg (91KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 1024x768px

>>80071562

Its a nice change of pace compared to most teen dramas where the parents have no real effect on their kids or how they act and see the world

>>80071562
It's part of the joke.

Also Archie's dad is a pretty cool guy. The sheriff and the principal too.

>>80071562
At least Archie's dad is a bro.

>>80070566
Ehhhhh i thought this was just a delusion from a bereft sibling, not that there were actually bloody claw marks

>>80071661

>letting his son get blacked while he cucks his son by banging Ronnies mom

I don't think so

>>80068070
>>80068079
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sticky%20Maple

mew?

File: 1458672135551.jpg (55KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 500x500px

>>80068409

File: 1486834144784.webm (905KB, 1280x718px) Image search: [Google]

905KB, 1280x718px

>>80072242

I wonder if Dark Betty will come back this season?

>kidnapping kids and locking them up in a monastery

Yeah because that's legal lmao

>>80072474
You can't kidnap your wife son.

>>80068026
Pretty hot desu

Longerhair would be better though, not digging the Major's haircut on a woman like that

File: 1486085824091.webm (2MB, 1280x718px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x718px

>>80072737

Its a wig

>>80072331
>"get over here and eat my ass you fucking faggot"

wow didn't know they could say this on network television

>>80068644
BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP

>>80072821
HOT DESU

>>80069166

Reality bending magic would fuck the scales so they might just turn her into a cultist.

>>80073018
Would you?

>>80073978
100$ percent of the time