Is there anything this woman can't do?

love me

>>80066790

>woman

a man

>>80066790
ACT

>>80066790
Be happy?

>>80066790
Take dick?

>>80066790
how's her foot game?

>>80066790
wear clothing in a video game.

suck my dick

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not look cute!!!

>>80066790
Be straight?

>>80066790
Be my gf :-(

>>80066790
get impregnated by a man

>>80066790
to stop balding

>>80066790
be left alone by /tv/ autists

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>>80066790
Talk to another woman without getting moist

>>80066837
>>80066865
>>80066909
>>80066956
>>80067007
>>80067013
she can, she just choses not to

Think if you had enough money she'd sleep with you? If I ever become a millionaire I will attempt this.

>>80067112
awww man, fucking bonerkill

>>80067112
JUST

>>80067154
>>80067158
you realize that's makeup for a movie, right?

>>80067112
what le fuck

>>80067209
It's actually photoshopped but ok

>>80067209
Oh I guess then it's fucking hot....?

>>80067288
I'd bang homeless Ellen Page any day!

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>>80066928
she's a cute. kinda sad that's she's gay, but who am i kidding. her being straight wouldnt exactly up my chances.

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>>80066790
Return to Trailer Park Boys

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act

>>80067488
When TPB was still good...

>>80067209
>implying that's not how she's gonna look like in 10 years

>>80066904
I dont remember ellie getting naked in the last of us

>>80066790
Have a feminine body.

>>80067506
that's the closest youll get to see her grabbing balls

womanlet actresses never make it very far in Hollywood

literally who?

>>80067539
Season 11 comes out at the end of this month, I don't have high hopes but just maybe they've learned from their mistake s

>>80067588
Scar jo

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>>80066790
Look female

>>80067588
A womenlet actress is literally the most bankable one on the scene

>>80066790
be straight

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>>80066790
>you will never see ellen page like in pic related and watch lesbian porn together until she gets desperate enough for you to play the part of the lady that goes down on her
>you will never get to lick her large forehead
>you will never be michael cera and make her preggy, just like juno

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>>80067112
Nice shop faggot

>>80068084
Not when they announce that they're lesbian, she's been an embarassing LA mutant since then, doesn't help that she was verbally raped by ratman Ted Cruz.

>>80067989
I read this it Lore's voice with a completely wrong intonation

>>80066790
Have sex with me.

Did you guys know that when David Cage approached her about being in his video game Beyond Two Souls he showed her a scrapbook he had made filled with pictures of her, ranging from childhood to the present, that he had cobbled together from the internet?

>>80066790
SAT