Rate the last movie you saw

Why didn't he just have less sex?

>>80062148
I jacked off the first time in my life in 7th grade I've been beating off at least once to thrice a day every year since. I'm 22 now. its an addiction anon

>>80062516
No, that's called being a man with free time.

>>80061846
A deeply pathetic film. There's a great movie in sex addiction, but it would have to be a lot less PC than this. Fucking a man for the first time is around the halfway mark in most sex addicts' journey to rockbottom, not the "oh noe I must stahp" crisis point.

John Wick 2
7/10
Good but it got repetitive.

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The Monster (2016)

2/10

very drawn out and underwhelming, I never bought the mother daughter relationship. I really wanted to like it, but it was bad

welp, /tv/ any recs?

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Chopper. 7/10

Really entertaining, great dialogue, great aussie banter. Don't really understand the final scene. It suppose to signify that he has nothing but those 15 minutes of fame even though I am watching movie about him and he's one of the bestselling Australian authors and that's all he really wanted to be honest. Kinda contradicting itself there.

The Hurt Locker
It was shit

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8.5/10

It was a lot more enjoyable and comfy than I thought it would be. Gorgeous shots, the director captures some genuine moments.

>>80063447
That part where he talks about his friend stabbing him was 10/10

>>80064080
pure kino scene, I agree

drive (2011)
8.7/10 pretty great, not as good as the autists here claim it to be.

>>80062641
this, since I started working, I stopped fapping

I honestly miss the days spent in bed doing nothing and arguing with you guys about nthing

>>80061846
Zodiac(2007)
7.5/10

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9.75 / 10.

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Logan (2017)
9.3/10

>>80061846
In the Line of Fire (1993)
9/10

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good action flick - 9/10

You fuckers did me dirty. Rented (i know) Hell or High-water bc of what seemed like constant praise here. It was...nothing special. Nothing terribly interesting. Bridges was ok. What the FUCK am I missing? Very by-the-numbers, just when it started to get interesting, in the final scene, it was over.

3/5 i guess, competent at best

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9/10

>>80066768
a "good action flick" is not a 9 you retard

>>80066884
why not? I like action flicks

>>80066935
9s should be reserved for masterful, timeless kinos, not blockbuster schlock of the month. Learn to use the 1-10 scale.

>>80067001
fuck off. I bet I'd rate your "timeless kinos" a 3 lmao

>>80067001
>Learn

Not that anon but some of us judge art and entertainment subjectively, eschewing the traditional autistic 10 scale. They call us 'patricians.'

>>80067040
shameless pleb, how dare you

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>>80066699
>>80066882

Shills are really shameless these days.


Anyway, 7/10.

>>80067079
he used the scale, so he should use it correctly with 5 being AVERAGE not 7 or 8 like most plebs use it.

>>80067119
Logan was more above average than a 7 or 8. You wouldn't want me to lie, would you anon?

>>80067185
Then you haven't seen enough movies if you think that and should therefore refrain from giving your shitty judgment on it.

>>80067256
You are glib and pretentious. One man's trash is another man's treasure and that's ok!

One, if so moved, can find as much value in an action film as a European "arthouse" film you'd likely be eager to cite.

>>80067322
>well, that's just like, your opinion man
philistine

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>>80061846
5, this was pretty shit but the over top melodrama made for lots of unintentional humor. Also my gf let me exchange fluids with her after seeing this.

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>>80061846
Oscar/10

Shame > Don Jon
/tv/ can't go more pleb

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>>80067322
>one mans trash is another mans treasure and thats ok

Did you intend to come off as a condescending pussy?

>>80068800
I'd ask you the same!

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9/10.

Kelly Reichardt is the best and I have loved every one of her films. Didn't like it quite as much as Night Moves, but it was still amazing.

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6/10.

Vol 1 was a lot better. Disappointed there was no sword fight at the end too.

>Son of Saul

Solid 9/10

The way it was shot got pretty annoying at times.

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It was good. The fact that it was a holocaust film means that everyone praised it to heavens and back. Too me, it was a solid film but not Spielberg's best.

Solid 8/10

Also, Ralph Fiennes makes a hell of a Nazi

>>80067445

Oh God, you didn't suck her dick did you?

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Hacksaw Ridge - probably 9/10

>>80067445
Dakota Johnson always has this dumb look on her face

>>80067040
whoa, an insult to a man's kino is a low blow

>>80069264
it would feel too forced as a cop out to have an intense easily predictable climax. also fuck off, from the masterful camerawork writing acting and directing- you can't say it's just slightly above average

>>80069418
favorite film of all time. i personally think its spielbergs best. what do you think is?

>>80062516
It's called being bored

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7/10

Pretty good, but felt more like a straight up slasher film than the horror and creep factor the first had.

>>80063447
God I love this film

>>80069917

I'm personally torn between close encounters of the third kind and Saving private Ryan myself

Jurassic Park was also great but not better then Schindler's

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8/10

music only made me think of early youtube conspiracy videos

>>80064156
>9/10
>not as good as autists claim it to be
someone's retarded and this flick was 4/10 max you shithead retards

manchester by the sea 6.5-7/10
captain fantastic 9-10/10 one of my bests alongside with into the wild yes im underage

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>>80061846
8.5.

It was fun.

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>>80066699
>>80066882

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>>80064011
This director's films look interesting. Will check them out.

Logan
7.5/10

>>80061846
Costa Gravas Z - 6/10 It was too slow at times.

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Boris Godounov 6-7/10

>>80064011
this is a 10/10

Headshot 7/10

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9/10
Pure documentary kino

edge of seventeen. it was just okay and not really funny, but it was a decent coming of age film so a 6/10

>>80061846
>similar to Don Jon

i don't know if this is bait but you just compared the work of a consummate artist to a Joseph Gordon Levitt rom com

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9/10

>>80061846
I had Exodus: Gods and Kangz on in the background while I dicked around on my phone.
FUCKING WHITE MALE/10

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8/10

I thought the scenes with Patrick Stewart were incredible.

>>80073760
Was gonna wait till it came out on Blu ray but I might have to check it out.