Would you do it?

>>80060894

My mom would friendzone me and then tell dad who'd beat the shit out of me.

>>80060894
his gf in the first movie was 130% hotter.
That totally obliterates any incest points.

I'd nut inside.

>>80061821
>his gf in the first movie was 130% hotter.
this girl was stereotype stacy

>>80060894
hell yeah I would

>>80061189
i srly dont get why she was all in for him when marty clearly rejected her multiple times

>>80060894
I wouldn't even hesitiate

she's not my mom yet so it's not really incest

>>80060894
bj only

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>>80060894
>fuck mother
>she gives birth to you

>>80061974
He was a chad

>>80062180
A 5'3" chad that looks like he's 12

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>>80060894
I'd be scared of a predestination paradox if I didn't.

"Maybe I am my own dad..." is the version of BttF I want to see.

>Lorraine, you ever have a kid like that I'll disown you
Why didn't she listen to her father? He clearly was some sort of demigod who understood time travel

>>80062263
this. i'm already paranoid as hell so I'd have to fuck her to make sure i'm born either way

>>80062180
he was the protag of a 80's teenage comedy-drama

>>80062015

Some people enjoy the hunt.

>>80062015
Exactly

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>>80062263
>>80062383
>>80062112

Not only is that not how time travel works in the universe, which is made eminently clear to the characters, Marty isn't even conceived on the night of the dance in the first place, you normie fucks. REEEEEEEEE

>>80062015
>y clearly rejected her multiple times
you dont know much abut woman, do you?

>>80062831
>you dont know much abut woman, do you?
no person who self respect itself would play that game
also dont make this a muh roasties and muh imma virgin kind of thread

>>80062763
But just in case.

>>80061189
>>80060894
She's kind of fugly, but she also has sex with a duck. I'm on the fence

>>80062180
wasnt there a subplot about him being afraid of sucking at the guitar?

>>80061189
>you will never have controversial heavy petting with a pure conservative 1950s woman

these days you're lucky to find a girl with a body count below 30

why was I cursed to be born 50 years too late?

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her irl daughter is a qt

>>80063350
His band had a tape he didn't want circulated because he was afraid of rejection. Hurry Lewis also said his band was too loud

>>80063370
>I'm 18. it's not like I've never parked before.
BLACKED

>>80063370
How do I know you're a virgin?

>>80060894
"hey biff remember the time you tried to rape my wife?"
"haha, luckily you knocked me out"
"yeah good times. now finish waxing my car"

>>80063615
its funny his mom couldnt be a much more blatant whore.

>>80063764
>If I can't have sex nobody can

I watched the Norfolk version of Back to the future. Marty ends up not being able to resist his mothers advances and they have sex. And then he goes back in time.

>>80063800
>im a massive faggot
what did he mean by this

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>>80063886
>virgin rage

>>80063644
>announces his distaste for overt promiscuity; prefers a more juxtapositioned or generally secretive approach
>called virgin
(the point)
(your head)

>>80063978
You don't know how this point over head thing works do you?

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>>80063309
>She's kind of fugly
No. And her daughter isn't either.

>>80062263

Imagine if Marty nutted inside her and just vanished.

>>80064407
or would he begin to self replicate at ever increasing speeds?

>>80063615
Lurk more before you attempt to use memes.

>>80064515

>Marty cums
>immediately goes all downs syndromey on her

>>80064628
what if marty's sperm made a girl instead? marty turns into a girl and continues to fugg his mom.. hmmmm i feel 12 again

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>>80064693

>>80064515
He'd cum for DECADES. Hmm-hmm huh-huh-huh.Yes.

>>80064288
Daughter reminds me Molly Jane.

>>80064829
>>80064693
>>80064628
>>80064407
>>80062263

good show lads

>>80064897
Yeah, you try to cum for decades just once. You'd immediately die of congestive pork failure.

>>80064915
Muli Jone.

>>80062015

you were never a hot teenage boy were you?

>>80062015
She wanted to FUCK.

>>80064407
worth it

>>80060894
In the butt.
Just to be sure, you know.

>>80064407
>Imagine if Marty nutted inside her and just vanished.
Sounds like every day life in an african-american ghetto kek

>>80064407
He'd be like my dad then

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>>80065629

>>80060894
I look completly like my father in my age, so i guess that would work out.

>>80063161
Triple kek

>>80060894
My mom grew up in the 1960s, I would have been lynched for hooking up with a white woman.

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anyone have read that doujin where a man meets his daughter from the future telling him to procreate with his sister so she can be born? But then he ends up fucking his daughter too. hehe

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>>80060894

>Would you do it?

Yes... oh yes

That said, she was hotter in Howard the Duck, hhhnnnggg

>>80065629
jesus

>>80062015
Shit, nigger you have a lot to learn.

>>80065950
she's hotter NOW.
See:
>>80064288

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>you will never cum inside prime Lea Thompson

why even live

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>>80067071
Don't worry, anon. I'm sure there are girls out there RIGHT NOW who'd love to have you cum inside them.

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>>80067194
Don't get my hopes up

>>80067249
they all look like roseanne or need a green card really badly.

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>>80067194
You're a good lad Anon, we could all use some encouragement in these hard times.

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>>80060894
>>80061189

Petite beauty.

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>>80065629
KEK

>>80065505
>tfw you werenever a hot teenage boy

>Movie about a mother trying to fuck her son
>It's a hit worldwide
Freud was right all along.

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>>80065629

>>80064288
new face of mommy posting when

>>80067385

WTF WHY THE YOU FUCKING CUT IT OFF?!

>le haha got 'im good!

>>80060894
>Would you do it?
What am I, gay? OF COURSH!

>>80067755
What's more degenerate.. fucking your mom or a dude?

>clearly a dude, especially if your mam is a virgin

>>80067754
What color is this board, mate?

>>80067754
This is a christian board

>>80067839
If you're fucking your mom for procreation, that might be less sinful, on the whole.

>>80062015
No wonder you're a virgin. Women like what they can't have. That's why they like bad boys and niggers

>>80068188
>might
just travel back in time to the creation of the universe and ask god.

>>80063370
I can tell you wouldn't get any, regardless of decade

>>80067385
Who is the spunk hunk she is with in this scene?

This was always my plan if I were in Marty's position. Would it work?

>mom is into bad boys
>be a bad boy
>date mommy
>fuck her every day, but don't knock her up
>start turning more into a dick every day
>eventually leave her for someone prettier
>tell her that I'm leaving her because she's used up and not hot
>really make her feel like shit
>bail
>now she's sad and has a low self esteem
>tell dad to swoop in and get her on the rebound
>mom will realize that dad is too beta to ever cheat and wouldn't ever leave
>mom and dad now together
>timeline fixed and you got to fuck your mom in her prime

thoughts?

>>80068379
I think his name is Com Truise. He's a good Christian.

>>80068447
He is tall right? Not a manlet?

>>80068530
Yes, he's at least 5ft and a lot.

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without hesitation

>>80068447
>>80067385
By the way, the movie is "All the Right Moves". And for our younger viewers: That's the movie that Nancy and Steve were about to watch in "Stranger Things".

was super weird watching this movie with my mother

>>80068447
He's very wealthy. He eats like a wealthy person, he sleeps like a wealthy person and he laughs like a wealthy person. He's a good guy.

>>80067754
>Christian board

Shiggy Diggy Doo, I see you

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>>80063068
>woman
>self respect

If I was in that situation, knew I could get away with it, and didn't have a girlfriend to make me feel guilty about cheating, I honestly probably would have done it. I watched the movie recently and the first time I saw her in the bedroom I actually said "wow" out loud. Like it's fucking insane how perfectly gorgeous she is in that film.

>>80062015
It has to with the bond between mother and son. Mothers will always see their children as the most beautiful and most able persons. She couldn't resist biology.

>>80069254
So I would succeed in trying to fuck my mom?

>>80068419
>fuck her every day, but don't knock her up

Well they didn't have the pill yet in the 50s. And you tell me whether this girl >>80061189 would start poking holes in your condoms.

>>80069369
Pull out and cum on her cute tummy or in her mouth

>>80069306
Definitly

>>80062263
>maybe I am my own dad
sounds like a nigger problem
most of us know our dads and the exact day we were born

>>80060894
If she was my mum?
Yes.

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>>80064288
So we didn't get any hoverboards in 2015, but on the other hand, Lea Thompson does not look like this.

Fuck, I'll take it.

>>80062015
>>80062613
>>80062757
>>80062831
>>80065505
>>80065533
>>80066021
>>80068254
>>80069254
>>80061189
The Florence Nightingale effect you absolute fucking retards. Fuck you, they say it right there in the fucking movie, you trained chimps.
I hope you all get dick cancer.

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>>80060894
Of course. She gave me one of my first kiddieboners along with Elliott's mom.

>>80062015
>be a guy
>no girl chases after me like that
>after a girl tells me no once she files a restraining order so I cant ask again

marty had it easy

>>80069792
But that's because in the movie, she's supposed to be around 75 in 2015.

>>80069369
Just go for the anus. It's perfectly safe. Everyone knows that.

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>>80070048
pure mommylove.

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>>80070150
jesus christ

>>80060894
Her cutie pink pussy and suck on her beautiful milky tits.

>>80070938
perfection in human form

>>80061189
What's some good incestkino, /tv/?

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>>80060894
>>80061189
wtf i forgot how hot she was

>>80071491
Oldboy

>>80060894
Marty would vanish from existence before he could even fuck her. The moment he consents to sex, George would no longer have any chance with Lorraine.

>>80071510
Original or the American one?

>>80070118
>>80069369
>not breeding with mommy

>>80071578
Original

>>80070038
never watched it just came to shitpost

>>80070038
Beliving a theory that hasn't been studied and is based on a fucking novel.
You could call it love at first sight too and this would probably not be wrong either
You sir are the braincrippled monkey.

>>80068846
>didn't have a girlfriend to make me feel guilty about cheating
Fucking your family members isn't cheating, it's skinship

>>80071689
Asians look like martians to me. Anything else?

>>80060894
I always found this super weird about BTTF. People only remember it for muh 80s and for being some quirky fun adventure movie. No one ever mentions this scene, which I think is a really huge deal because no other mainstream movie deals with this topic. Especially since the way this movie does is very clever.

>>80063493
Pinheads vs Wyld Stallions battle of the bands when?

>>80071794
I meant nurse. Not novel.

>tfw no fanfic or fan art of Marty fucking her
>Literally just that one College Humor video

>>80061821
Holy fuck your taste is pure fucking trash, son.

>>80060894
I don't want to know the answer

>>80071984
Is the college humor video any good?

>>80072374

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th0mqA4CBIs

>>80070048
yes... yes Elliott's mom was hot.

>>80060894
>marty goes back in time
>young mother fawns over him
>throwing herself at him constantly
>marty declines every advance
>final meeting between Marty and his young mother
>she locks the door behind her and says "I want it so bad. Fuck me"
>Marty declines
>he feels weird
>looks at his hand
>it's turning translucent

it would have been a better version of the film

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>>80063748
kek

>>80074015
kek

You guys got me horny as fuck now t-b-h. What is everyone's favorite incest story? Bonus points for sexually aggressive mommies.

>>80074396
I literally just read this one a little while ago. It's pretty good. Takes a while to build up to the good stuff tho and short.

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-penned-dragon

>>80071794
>Beliving a theory that hasn't been studied and is based on a fucking novel.
IT'S A MOVIE you goddamn turbosperg fuckwad shitnozzle.

>>80071491
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

>>80060894
>could simultaneously fuck her while erasing my existence

Yes pls

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>>80065695

>>80075272
>>80075272 #
>being this angry because your mother never wanted to fuck you not even out of pity
Remember future moms love your kids with your whole body

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>>80065629

Nah I'm not retarded to even try with her conscious. I'd roofie that bitch first of all