Admit it, you got chills when this happened

>>80060678
No, I instantly realized it was just a ripoff of ESB's scene

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>>80060678
Actually, what happened was-

**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

nah my voice was too hoarse from screaming THIS IS REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!!! throughout the entire movie

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>>80060678
im not as jaded as these fucks, im old as all hell hated all the prequels. but damn do I love me some daisy. that moment was great!

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>>80060678
not really

>>80060678
Nope all I could think was RAYMAYSUE!

Felicity

I never saw it.

Hi, I'm Loerge Gucas and I did a star wars, I done a films of three back in the before born you were...and then my money is not so I done a more and i ses I got brains for last ones before so that is now a truth and I am Loerge Gucas...Hallo. I a cunt?

>>80060990
Sure you didn't.

>>80060990
3 day ban for you my friend

>>80060678
Rogue one gave me some chills,TFA was correct and sometimes pretty boring,also it tasted like a soft reboot,but you knwe this.

>>80060678
I was angry because Finn was used as a bait and switch

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>>80060678
it became reddit the movie when it happened. i thought we're going to get a storm trooper / jedi, but we got sjw'd. who really thinks her arc is going to offer anything interesting? she's going to be way too op and the only obstacle for her will be to bond with luke. and that too will happen in a cringy way, im sure. why live. that's what it gets down to...

>>80060678
If Luke showed up instead of her it would've sent chills down to my dick. But no, we got MaRey sue

>>80060678
Yes, I rode the nostalgia hype and enjoyed TFA very much. Only after I saw it did I start the nitpicking, but it was a great experience seeing it.

>>80060678
The moment i got chills OP is when she closed her eyes and focused. That moment i knew Kylo was fucked.

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>>80060678
I got a boner.

>>80061296
>Rogue one gave me some chills
this

>>80063607
daisy>star wars

daisy a cute.
a cute!

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>>80063020
This. Luke will be the only one she's ever met who didn't praise everything she did and immediately fall in love with her, so she'll flip out and probably have a crying scene about how unfair and disrespectful Luke is, and then near the end of the movie Luke too will praise and love and respect her for no real reason.

Kylo Ren will become a bumbling, immature villain-sidekick to a female main villain, Chewbacca will be Rey's new copilot and best friend, Finn will be a powerful and wise advisor for the Rebel Alliance but not take part in the action, and Poe, the only one who had a real personality, will not be present.

It will be a pile of trash with a light dusting of Star Wars. It will not be the outright worst Star Wars movie, worse, it will not even be memorable. People may remember it, but forget what series it was a part of. It will polarize the fanbase even more, but instead of the two sides being the OT (good) and the Prequels (shit), it will now be the Universe/Mythos (good) and the Movies (shit). It will receive 10/10 reviews, just like every AAA Hollywood movie release these days.

This I have forseen.

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>>80060678
No, but I did during the Vader scene in Rogue One.

https://sendvid.com/nwv8hh2e

>>80063689
When I first saw R1 Vader, I got chills.

When I first heard R1 Vader... I don't know, what's the opposite of a boner? I had that.

Nowhere even close to James Earl Jones.

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>>80063782
James Earl Jones did voice Vader in Rogue One. He's old as fuck now, and can't do the voice as well. I didn't feel it was that bad at all, but you can tell it's not as powerful. Maybe the subpar writing had something to do with it.

>>80063782
>Nowhere even close to James Earl Jones.
it's still him, but he's over 85 years old or something

>>80063689
that cgi leia is bad. they should have just shown her from behind and zoomed in on her ass when she says "hope"

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>>80063674
CUTE!

>>80063913
>>80063916
th-these yes

>>80060678
At that point I was bored
Didn't cared about anything that happened in the movie

>>80063916
too bad she can't have kids

>>80063782
>what's the opposite of a boner?
A shrimpdick?

>>80063782
>what's the opposite of a boner
a flaccid vulva

>>80063947
It would be extremely painful.

>>80060678
No I got chills when FN-2199 aka 9s (TR-8R for all you plebs out there) unsheathed his baton and said "pshh....nothin personell....kid...." to Finn and reported behind him and literally kicked his ass.

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>>80063943
This. I felt like watching a montage of a reddit fanfiction. Most interesting thing was Kylo Ren. I hope his arc will get more complex in the next movie and I hope he murders Rey. But lets not kid ourselves. This is a mainstream le reddit movie series now. If it wont progress the sjw narrative, it wont happen in the plot.

>>80060777
*as the putrid liquid continued to fill my stomach, I could feel my belly growing. I was filling up like a balloon of Ms. Daisy's brap fluid

>>80063916

Out of all those videos, the first part of this one is weird, she's incredibly sexual here. It's kind of jarring.

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I did not :(
I am sorry
I wanned to
But all I could think of was that she is done in next 3 seconds or 2 moves
seeing her actually being capable to fight off the new vader felt like shitty writing

>>80063947
>>80064001
Does she only take it up the butt?

I think I did but the more I think about the movie the weaker it gets.

That moment wasn't even that interesting because there's no actual beef between her and Kylo yet. They're fighting like they're life long rivals when in reality they're fucking strangers.

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>>80064816
>that delicious pale ass (that has grown nicely since she started making gains) being penetrated by my rock hard 3.78 incher

>>80064816
It must be well-trained by now. You can probably just slip it in.

>>80065054
like in a porn movie...

>>80060678
I did

>>80060678
I got chills. Literally. Even these faggots who hate the movie and jerk off to the prequels got chills.

>>80063020
kys and stay mad, loser

>>80060678
The only thing going through my mind at that time was how the fuck did this nigger who never held a lightsaber before last more than 2 seconds against a sith?

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>>80063782
james earl jones has still got it

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>>80064816

I hope.

>>80063782
Yeah, the voice made me cringe. It's like he forgot how to talk like Vader

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>>80065633
Ah, Dr. Jones. We were waiting for you. Care to join our little party? We got pork and drink and stuff.
We only want what's best for Nigel. Arf arf, little friend.

>>80065489
gladly after thinking about that sjw garbage. meanwhile, you may go back to lereddit

>>80060823
"I'm a waifufag, discard my opinion" would have sufficed.

>>80066002
The film is not about social justice though. Nothing is rubbed into your face and there are no agendas. It's just can't get over yourself that a protagonist could be female or black.

>>80063020
Get out of your basement for once in your life. You sound like you've been here since you were twelve and know nothing but the shitposting and meme terms. Everyone but you understood going in that Rei was going to be the main protag.

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>>80066056
they literally made a female protagonist for the sake of it being female. look it up, there's a video where sjjw abrams admits it. i would not have a problem with it, but the writing is bad. the whole series is going to be a montage for a strong female saves the galaxy story

>>80066276
Why would you even care what Abrams says about it? It's not exactly a piece of auteur cinema, you know.
Abrams also once claimed that BB-8 was "female" while Oscar Isaac's character clearly calls it something like "old boy" or "good boy" near the end.
You're too fucking delicate, you know.

>>80066276
So your issue is the writing, not the fact that there is a female protagonist. Your SJW crap has no basis.

>>80060678
I admit I farted


BRAAAAAAK

>>80066602
I'm sure you did.

>>80060823
she is ruined because they are pushing for her and the nigger to be together.

>>80066649
Wow, it's 2015 all over again. Congrats.

>>80060678

Nooooope.

>>80066649
>they are pushing for her and the nigger to be together
>not watching the movie
They're not at all, /pol/cuck.