NO ONE FUCKS LIKE GASTON NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON

That he has personal experience

>>80058663
that...is...gaston??? What? Really? Disney jews why. Oh god he is so pudgy, yea I guess it makes sense, cant have a virtuous chiseled jawed aryan male be at the helm.

>>80058663
Can't beelive they casted Jonah Hill for Gaston

>>80058772
Nice reading comprehension

>>80058772
Not Gaston m8

>>80058772

It l i t e r a l l y says on the poster JOSH GAD as LEFOU

This a Cum Town reference?

>>80058772
They can't risk to have a manly white man in a movie

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>>80058663

Finally I have a comedic secondaey villain who shares my sexualty.

Thank you Disney!

>>80058772
>this is your mind on /pol/

>>80058772
No, it's the guy Gaston fucks in the ass

>>80058663
He never said that.

>>80058663
NO ONE LICKS LIKE GASTON
EVERY DICK LIKE GASTON
NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO TEASE MY FAT PRICK LIKE GASTON

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>>80058772
This is gaston, not beefy enough imo

>>80058663
...no one jams his harpoon up my butt like Gaston.
I'm the faggot that does all his decorating.
My what a guy, that Gaston.

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>>80058663

If they pick the most handsome, charasmatic actor they can thing of the females of the audience would subconsciously side with him and his "alpha" bullying. It's literally pitting the desires of class vs genetics and using morality as a crowbar.

Nevermind how the "Beast" got the castle, land and wealth in the first place.

>>80058878
that guy was a true bro and a scholar

3 cheers for that anon

>>80058990
/tg/ is really best board

>>80058919
>have gay character lusting after villain
>cast actual gay as villain
>movie is for little girls

Is Disney trying to make little girls think gays are all villains?

SPERGSPERGSPERGSPERGSPERG

>>80058919
Henry Cavill should be Gaston

Made this video a few years ago, o
please r8 : https://youtu.be/nDV1sj6MTz0

>>80058900
Kek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Smn8QU0B9eQ

From the 4cc

>>80058889
best post.

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>>80058663
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>>80058919

> falling for this bait

I assume they made Gaston's mini-me sidekick gay for one of two reasons:

1. Disney knows full well that Gaston has a HUGE fucking fanbase and will shit on the film portraying him as evil, so they are throwing the Gaston fans a bone in terms of giving him a gay sidekick and amending his evil in that while he's a mysoginistic shit, Gaston is pro-gay rights as a form of virtue signalling so Gaston fans can cling to that in terms of "at least Gaston is on the right side of history on gay rights!"....

2. Gaston's gay sidekick is going to turn on him, presumably because Gaston's homophobia and rejection of him when he realizes his mini-me sidekick is in love with him. He'll probably be the one who kills Gaston, to allow Beast to marry Belle with the public not questioning anything, because Gaston's anti-gay hate mongering was a deal breaker for the town who thought Gaston could do no wrong until he started ranting about the gays going to hell.