>50 years old. No wife, no kids Was he homo?

>>80053270
He could just put on the ring, sneak into chicks' bedrooms and fuck them. Why would you ever want a wife or kids with that power.

Hobbits live to be like 110 on average. Being unmarried at 50 for them is like being unmarried at 35 for us.

>>80053270
He was scared of the alimony laws.

THEY'RE NOT GAY! THEY'RE HOBBITS!

>>80053395
>35 years old
>not married
Will never marry if you haven't married at 35

He had Sam

>>80053270
Same reason Bilbo didn't. Everyone thought he was a weirdo.

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>>80054020
>Will never marry if you haven't married at 35

>>80053270
[fedora mode] After all the adventures he became redpilled on reality and stayed away from women. [/fedora mode]

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>>80054095
>[fedora mode]
The fuck is this retard doing

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>>80053270
>50 years old. No wife, no kids
>Was he homo?

I think he just never related to the other hobbits and hobbit women. He probably wanted to bang Galadriel, but Middle-earth isnt the most progressive of places, so what ya gonna do...

He then fucks off to the undying lands and dies a virgin

>>80054174


Ohhh. I was wondering why I couldn't see that post.

When you use [fedora mode] tag, only virgins can see it.

>>80054375
>dies
I thought he gets to be immortal? Did I misunderstand the whole lore of lotr or what...

>>80054436
Only the elves, Gimli and the hobbits go to live out the rest of their days.

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>>80053270
By the end of the book, Frodo is mentally, physically and spiritually fucked. The effect of bearing the ring has screwed him badly just like his uncle Bilbo

>>80054758
This is orcist propaganda, Bilbo never "screwed" frodos tight boipussy

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>>80053270
Elijah Wood is 50 years old already? The fuck?

>>80055631
You have to remember that The Fellowship of the Ring came out over 30 years ago so it makes sense.

>>80054470
Is this true? What's the point of them going then?

Frodo only lived for adventure. Putting his life on the line to explore the unknown.

I mean if you just experienced the penultimate journey of creation, do you really think pussy, especially Hobbit pussy, would fulfill you?

>>80056360
Healing.

He's probably hitting that sweet elf pussy in valinor.

At the end he goes to the undying lands to slay tight elf pussy forever.

>>80053270
>50 years old
That's only in the books. There's like a 17 year timeskip from when Gandalf leaves to study the Ring and when he returns to the shire. In the films it's a few months at most.

>>80057672
Movie makes it seem like 2 fucking days desu.

>>80056545
Healing what? So there's special super natural healing but they live the rest of there normal length lives? That doesn't make sense

>>80054020
Sweet !

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>>80053270
Hey, faggot. They're not gay, they're hobbits.

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>>80053368
underrated post

>>80054020
if i never had a gf and im 35 then will i never have a gf too?

>>80057983
you can get an aging used up roastie if you are rich enough

>>80053368
Only problem is Sauron or his wraiths could be watching.

>>80057672

>17 years to study the ring

Seriously what the fuck was he doing all this time?
I thought he just went to Minas Tirith library to check out Isildurs journal. That's a year round trip at most

>>80053270
>robots are homos
disgraceful, don't let me catch you making such a mistake again

>>80058126
turns out the minas tirith library has a really shitty cataloguing system and he spent all that time re-organizing all of their books to find the one he wanted

>>80057755
>Healing what?
The influence of the Ring, the effect of the morgul blade.

>>80053270
He was HGTOW

>>80056360
Better tax policy.

>>80054095
>>80054415
kys

>>80058073
"problem"