ITT: bad movie posters

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>>80047598

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>>80047704

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>>80047598

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>>80047776
haha holy shit that arm though

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>>80047876

>>80047848
What is Triple H's face trying to convey?

>>80047876
Looks like a fun flick if Steven Merchant and Craig Robinson are in it.

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what the fuck criterion

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>>80047879

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What did they mean by this?

>>80047899
>ascending cock size from left to right
What did the artist mean by this?

>>80047967
Whats going on here?

>>80048106
she ended up on the wrong side of right

>>80048120
So she fucked the dogs? Sounds hot.

>>80048052
>Bad Hurt
I think we can start a bad movie title thread as well.

>>80048160
It must hurt really bad

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>>80048178

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>>80048205
>Dragon Ball Z: Burn Up!! A Close, Intense, Super-Fierce Battle

>>80047953
>superlarge Travolta shoots NY
I'd watch it

>>80047953
>firing a gun whilst looking at the camera
Absolute madman.

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>What were they trying to keep out?
>Matt Damon

>>80048135
Only until she tries anal, and the knot gets pulled out early.

>>80048391
BWC sells in china, can't blame them

>>80048391
That's funny

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>>80048391

>>80048079
More like everybody is JUST fine

>>80047848

is that ariel winter?

>>80048079
Man, surely nobody else has had it and lost it quite as hard as DeNiro

>>80047973

bill paxton was obviously packing (paxing?)

RIP Bill

p.s. one of the captcha's for this post was Surgery. fucking weird.

>>80048577
Yes, sadly

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>>80048663

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>>80048691

>>80048727

pretty sure he's autistic

>>80048079
kek, this looks exactly like Meet the Parents but recasted

>>80048767
>Johnson, can you make a minimalist poster for Blade Runner?
>I've never seen the film, sir

>>80048838
I've seen it and I still don't know what blade runner is supposed to mean

>>80048853
From Wikipedia;
>The film depicts a dystopian Los Angeles in which genetically engineered replicants, which are visually indistinguishable from adult humans, are manufactured by the powerful Tyrell Corporation. The use of replicants on Earth is banned and they are exclusively utilized for dangerous or menial work on off-world colonies. Replicants who defy the ban and return to Earth are hunted down and killed ("retired") by special police operatives known as "Blade Runners"

>>80048888
WHY BLADE RUNNERS
that's what I'm fucking asking

>>80048909
I don't know, I haven't seen it myself

>>80048320
Director approved breast support

>>80048909
It's just a name

>>80048909
because they are always running on the edge of... the danger, you know.. the blade....

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>>80048909
cus it describes Deckard's character, which runs on the knife's edge between humanity and inhumanity.

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INCOMING....

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>this cover got approved

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I'd just like to point out that whilst used in a crappy overseas cinema set, this was still the poster used to advertise the movie.

>>80049689
im pretty drunk right now but you just blew my fucking mind

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>>80049813
drink on friend

>>80049856
ty anime image i will

>>80049866
>hates his village
>but shoots animals

wow rude

>>80049720
>she's on the big board!

this is a terrific poster btw

>>80047834
Sums up the movie pretty well

>>80047822
Watch my six, Steven

>>80051224
he's having some donuts wait