FUCKING EDGY BRO

what is this from?
GAYER things?

if this was filmed in the 70s you people would have hailed it as bold

>>80042916
>not the webm
Faggot.

What's happening here?

>>80043041
ayylien shoving his eggs down a mouthpussy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k4V5Kw4y9I

>>80043041
>pregnant lady gets alien eggs forced down her throat
>aliens burst out of pregnant stomach
basically someone read berserk involved in production

This was genuinely the worst movie I've ever seen.

Why was this movie so dark?

>>80043221
It was just cheap edginess.

>>80043041
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB NIGGER TRIPFAG

>>80043221
Lmao check it out guys I'm replying to a tripfaggot

I unironically liked AvP and AvP2 more than Alien3, Alien4 and Prometheus.

>>80042916
I was annoyed by the people in this movie, just a bunch of asshats fumbling around like they just walked into a scifi movie. At no point did it feel like the characters belonged in this movie, nor even try to understand what was happening. Which I suppose is kind of realistic seeing how a normal person would freak out and try and get out of town, but it felt like a clear disconnect between our main characters and the iconic monsters. This scene in the maternity ward felt like the film was trying to one up itself from the kid getting chestbursted with the dad

>>80043421
AvP > Alien Resurrection > AvP2 > Prometheus > Alien 3

>>80043566
Look I hate Alien 3 as much as the next guy but dont stand there and tell me Prometheus ranks higher

>>80043587
AvP > Alien Resurrection > AvP2 > Prometheus = Alien 3

We cool?

>>80043612
Resurrection is dogshit and shouldn't be that high. It should be the bottom of the list.

>>80043612
AvP2 is arguably more enjoyable than Resurrection. Yeah its stupid, but at least you see the Predator kill a few Xenos in a sewer

>>80043680
Resurrection is schlocky shit but at least you can squeeze some fun out of it. It's on par with AvP2.

Prometheus and Alien 3 are offensively bad.

>>80043085

Why is it so goddamn dark? Why are they so afraid of showing off those great costumes and puppets?

Fucking shameful. Fuck this garbage.

>>80042916
>>80043085
>tfw predalien is actually female
>the boner gets even more confused

>>80043085
Why is this flick so fucking DARK
Jesus

>>80043077
>his

>>80043740

What I disliked about Resurrection is the direction which made everything play out in an almost slapstick manner.
Whedon's typical smarmy writing didn't help either.

Essentially the movie did not take itself seriously.

And that's even after Alien3 was running on fumes and struggling to add anything new to the franchise.

And now, literally decades later, it is reduced to Ridley rehashing the first two movies.

>>80042995
Go to bed great grampa

>>80043842
I mean, literally dark. Like with no lights. Was the director of cinematography drunk

>>80043221
Because the other movies were so lighthearted.

>>80043866
Kill yourself kid. You're fucking pathetic.

>>80043863
He's old and senile anon, it's the only thing he can do.

I know the Predators were trying to keep a low profile and all that but considering they knew there was a hybrid loose (which was capable of crashing the ship and kill the entire crew) and how fast Xenomorph colonies can spread I find it weird that they just sent ONE fucking Predator to handle it

>>80043868
>>80043842
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0B-6x1pKgDI
Hack director
>hang on a sec guys I'm getting real dark pictures here
>shut up, dave.

>>80043952
The Strause brothers, who went on to direct the masterpiece Skyline.

>>80042916
I've masturbated to this scene many times tbqh

>>80043890
I will right after you go get your Metamucil

For real though, the Predalien was creepy as fuck. Much creepier than the Xenomorphs.

>>80043952

Lol

>>80043085
Is it weird that I found this arousing?

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>>80043952
>maximum snarl

AvP Requiem was fucking great.

So edgy
https://youtu.be/EjZ7Cb5WDLM?t=76

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>>80044234
No.

>>80044234
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>80044267
Wow, that's some hot fucking opinions you've got there

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>>80044252
why would it continue sucking after the alien has plugged the hole?

>>80044234
It's my ultimate guilty pleasure movie. Everyone has that one favorite film that is hot, wet garbage. This is mine.

Where does isolation rank in? Surely it's not worse than avp, prometheus, or ressurection?

>>80044446
Isolation is a videogame you stupid cunt.

>>80044432
They don't make B movies anymore so I will always enjoy this one. It doesn't pretend to be anything it's not.

>>80043890
Heh

>>80044018
same here

>>80043221
shut up dave

>>80044462
You're right. It is a B movie and the B Movie of the Alien-Predators series for sure, and these are good things.

>>80044104
You're on 4chan, what do you think.

>>80044619
>and these are good things.
90's born faggots were a mistake

>>80044825
le 80s kid reporting in

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>>80044234
>>80044432
>>80044462
>MC being all heroic and shit
>Saves waifu with his older brother
>????
>Said waifu gets absolutely BTFO with a predator shuriken
Now that's what I call top kek.

>>80043863
>Essentially the movie did not take itself seriously.

What else can you do when the monster is so well known.

>>80044104
>>80043085
after reading so much hentai, it's pretty normal to find this arousing

>>80044252
okay no that scene was one of the highlights of this
trainwreck

>>80043041
kill yourself tripfag. You know she'd want you to.

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>>80044252

Do you guys want to know something genuinely disgusting?

Check out some of these YouTube reviews for ovipositor dildos:

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ovipositor

1. It disgusts me that there are women who review dildos on YouTube.
2. It disgusts me that someone would come up with the idea of an ovipositor dildo.
3. It disgusts me that someone actually manufactures and sells ovipositor dildos.

Reminds me of Romans:28-30

>Furthermore, since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, He gave them up to a depraved mind, to do what should not be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed, and hatred. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant, and boastful. They invent new forms of evil; they disobey their parents.

Someone really needs to put a brake on the degeneracy train and soon.

>>80045590
Romans 1:28-30

Sorry, forgot the chapter.

>>80044252
What the fuck was that thing? It was actually kind of horrific. Is that movie scary/worth watching?

>>80045590
Why does any of that stuff disgust you? The Bible has more unsettling things than dildos in it, and apparently you love that.

>>80044252
Fun fact: Human skin is strong enough to withstand the difference between 0.8-0.9 atmospheric pressure (what you'd typically find on space ships) and 0.0 atmosphere, meaning that scene is bunk. Assuming the alien had skin only as strong as a human's, the alien would only come apart like that if the spacecraft was pressurized to multiple atmospheres, which would be stupid to do in space. You only need that kind of interior pressure in submarines. This scene is stupid.

>>80045770
t. sinner

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>>80043085
>vid finishes
>playlist(182)- Female Belly Expansion

>>80043951
But that one Predator was a top tier hunter, there is a hierarchy for these sorts of things

>>80045770
Because the Bible recognizes evil as what it is.

It disturbs me that our society is so far gone that there are women reviewing dildos that are even more perverse than the usual ones on a mainstream website in videos that show their faces and in some cases even their names without even a hint of shame in their eyes. That isn't normal.

>>80044252
>when you nut but she still suckin

>>80045788
t. never sinned in his life

>>80045835
Let's hope you never find out porn exists. You might have a heart attack.

>>80045897
kek'd

>>80045703
>. Is that movie scary
are you 9 years old?

>>80045897

source?

>>80045915
Trust me, I'm well acquainted with the evils of the world. I used to work in forensics. It's just that every so often I stumble on a novelty of depravity that reminds me all over again what a lost cause humanity is.

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>>80045953
mentally yes

>>80045956
Faust: Love of the Damned

>>80045956

looks like one of the wishmaster sequels

>>80045897
kek'd, also pretty gud practical effects. What the hell is this from

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>>80045897
down, boner

>>80046006
see >>80045996

it's a shit movie

>>80042995
It's funny cause people complained that the franchise had become too tame and that there was nothing creepy or scary about the monster from a modern viewer's perspective. And then this happened.

>>80045590

Galatians 88-420
>"You're a fag."

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>>80045987

>>80045996
Looks cheesy as fuck. I must watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDbzQRcoPkM

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>monster needs to plant eggs in a human womb
>finds an immobilized woman wearing nothing but a hospital gown
>fucks her mouth

>>80046090
watch it with friends anon

>>80045897
This started out great and then...

>>80046116
sounds pretty normal to me ;^)

>>80046147
I'm trying to be edgy bro

>>80043041
Fuck off Krager you sad little cunt

>>80046147
.. it got even greater

>>80045897
why did they do that

>>80045897
what the fuck

>>80046199
>>80046202
fuck off little queers

>>80046199
>>80046202
Ah, the phoneposters are awake.

>>80043085
BLACKED

>>80045835
KEK 2 daughters raped their father to continue their bloodline. God killed ALL OF THE WORLD'S PEOPLE AND 99.999% OF ALL OTHER LIFE CAUSE HE GOT JELLY. Samson castrated hundreds of his enemies of his people just for the fuck of it one time. The bible is full of worse shit, and here this anon is triggered by dildos.

Also, this. >>80045990
I miss Project Chanology, when I first started on 4chan you'd get laughed at for even saying you we religious.

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>>80042916

I have jacked off to this scene countless times

even now I am fondling myself to those hard eggs getting shoved down her tight expanding throat

>>80045990
>>80046052
>>80046062
>>80046737
Even if God didn't exist you'd still be insufferable pieces of shit. You gaytheists and fagnostics need to either stop being such fedora tipping faggots clutching your pearls every time someone mentions God or religion or else fuck right off back to liberal retard land over on Reddit. And I mean now. You aren't welcome here.

>>80047174
Reading the Koran right now, can confirm.

>>80047174
(You)

>>80044372
Because there is still more pressure on the rest of its body than the part of the body on the hole so it would be pushed through

>>80044234
Well, it was more interesting than AvP 1, I'll give you that at least. (Note that I said "more interesting" not "better".)

>>80042916
one of the worst movies i've ever seen. what a piece of shit. dark as fuck too so i could barely see what was happening most of the time.

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>>80047207
>>80047228
You've got the wrong website. Fuck off.

>>80047266
my dick got sad when Jesse died :(

>>80047174
preach to someone who gives a fuck

>>80047341
You don't belong here.

>>80045831
They didn't even need to send 1 predator at all since the national guard nuked the predalien and all the xenos.

>>80046222
>>80046250
why did you (you) me specifically?

>>80047364
isn't church soon faggot

wtf is that shit?

>>80047541
Because you're a stupid fucking faggot

>>80047701
any reason you're acting this way?

>>80044252
I might be the only person alive who likes resurrection. That scene was sad though. It just wanted a hug from mummy.

>>80047740
I don't know how I could be any clearer. You're a really stupid fucking faggot. Probably underage too. Kill yourself.

>>80043221
Truth: Fox fucked up the color timing in post production just before release. Seriously, watch the trailers. The lighting's perfect.

>>80048003
how was your day?

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>>80043085

>>80047891
>I might be the only person alive who likes resurrection
I like it too.

>>80042916
moutraep?

>>80044252
Jesus I remember watching this scene as a kid.

I think I barfed.

>>80048202
pathetic faggot

>>80044252
I felt so sad for the alien when I was a kid.

Movie is shit tho.

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>tfw no full length big budget alien fetish porn

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>>80042916
>no webm

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>>80048003
>>80047701
>>80047364
>>80047267
>>80047174

Are you okay?

>>80042916
The more I watch this movie, the more I hate it - what utter garbage.

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>>80045897

>>80043868
To hide the low budget sets, props and CGI.

>>80047267
>The wrong website

>>>/gif/thread/10171020

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>>80045897

>>80043566

Alien > Predator = Predators > Aliens > Alien 4 > AVP1 = Predator 2 > Prometheus > Alien 3 >>>>> AVP2 > Alien 3

>>80049576
Alien > Alien 3 > Predator >>> the rest

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>>80042916
I liked the promo pictures of the PredAlien before they made the movie so dark that you can't see much happening on the screen.

I still enjoy it cos I like Aliens running amock in neighborhoods.

>>80049788
Predator 2 is better than Predator 1 which is a boring action movie with not much rewactability

>>80049788

Alien 3 is trash, even Fincher admits it was shit

>>80045783
we got different definitons of "fun"

>>80049821
everything to do with the sewers was retarded

>>80049960
I liked the opening with the facehugger and father and son

>>80043085
hot

It's funny how the filmmakers obviously thought the PG-13 rating was the only reason people disliked the first one.

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>>80046174
>>80045458
>>80043385

>>80043952
TFW you'll never hold an umbrella for a Predator

>>80049975
why did a small town have a big city sewer system?

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>>80049821
It also had the best Predator design to ever grace the silver screen.

>>80045835
>https://bible.org/seriespage/4-elisha-and-two-bears-2-kings-223-25
>Make fun of a bald guy
>Get mauled to death by bears

>>80050438
the first one was the best

>>80044252
Fun fact: The film the director did before was Amelie. Go figure.

>>80050603
>genwunners

>>80049576
>Predators > Aliens
>Alien 4 > AVP1 = Predator 2
One big fat no.

>>80045987
Speak for yourself.

>>80050717
>>genwunners
faggot

>>80050706
Nah he made Amélie right after, he got the money to make Amélie because he made Alien 4

>>80049841
Did you have to stop breathing to type that out? You can't have the brain capacity to do both simultaneously.

>>80044252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ES6thMgiU9M

>>80050789
Just kidding, m8. Anything beyond the first Predator movie is literal garbage.

Where do the alien embryos or whatever even go? Into the stomach? The lungs? Does it just wedge itself deep in the trachea?

>>80050957
Probably in the stomach, they can resist acid, and when they developp they're eat the mom and the foetus

4chan, well known bastion of moral decency.

>>80043041
How the fuck do you not know what movie it's from? Tripfags are even more retarded than I thought. Holy shit. Get the fuck out of here, you stupid tripfag. You don't even watch movies. What the fuck are you even doing here?

>>80051114
hush newfag

>>80049975

Yeah to be fair i did like that just the father and son out hunting and oh fuck its a Facehugger.

>>80051340
no one cares what you like reddit,

>>80043085

>not showing the part where they hatch and eat her baby

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>>80042916

>when the characters are talking about how the military is probably about to bomb the town to contain the aliens and the officer who said they were going to evacuate them was probably lying one of the ladies says "the government doesn't lie to people"

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>ywn be a pregnant woman getting mouthraped by Predalien-kun
>ywn get 10x more pregnant and feel like you are bursting
>ywn hear the sounds of Predalien-kun's spawn eating your lesser human baby still in the womb
>mfw
Why even live?

>>80051663
>kun
Predalien is a shoujo.

>>80049788
>Alien 3
Hot garbage

I had a reallly hard time seeing anything in this movie, it was too dark. I have pretty shit eye sight and it didn't help having everything be dark and shadowy.
I like mystery and a scary atmosphere but I really need to be able to see the movie.

>>80044252
This movie was so fucking bad. I want to slap the dumbass who came up with the premise.

>>80043221
I guess to make it more scary but I really could barely see at times.

>>80043587
Prometheus is a very pretty film though. Also the cesarean scene was pretty neat.

>>80043863
I hated the Whedon quippy shit. I legit hate that fucker. It pisses me off he blames the film being bad on everyone except himself. "The casting was completely wrong" why? Cause it didn't have summer glau?
Fucker.

>>80045783
The whole movie is fucking stupid.
I never really thought about it being possible or bullshit though.

>>80043748
lol I remember I couldn't see anything after a while in the Cinema. Everything was so god damn dark.