>tfw only people i consider my friends are anons on a website

*poot*

>>80039167
but i dont like you

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>tfw my only friend was my grandfather and he died two years ago

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this website is a bunch of numales and sjws.

you consider these people your friends?

>>80039194
This. I'm not you friend OP

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>friends

>>80039167
I'm ok with you OP.

>>80039167
The kind of people who shitpost on an anonymous film board 1) have a similar interest and 2) don't care for social credibility.

This makes the community very interesting and its members more alike than you think.

>>80039167
I'll only be your friend if you let me suck your willy everyday.

>make nearly six figures at 24 at a piss-easy programming job with a Fortune 500 company
>still haven't enjoyed my life at all since I graduated high school
>moved back in with my parents since I had absolutely zero social interactions outside of work when I was living on my own and started to go crazy from the isolation

>>80039475
Protip: Save up a fortune and laugh baronically at your ever-increasing brokerage account balances.

don't listen to everyone else OP

I'm your friend

we all in this together

>>80039199
shit son, care to share any comfy grandpa tales? mine passed at 97 (the other died in jail from god knows how many counts of rape):

>grandpa starts talking about the printing press
>tries to explain a new technology from 'the japs'
>something about burning it into the paper
>uses beams and lights
>realize after half an hour he's describing laserjet printers
>which have been out for like 8 years

>>80039167

I long for a deep connection

but I can't get that out of friends

friends are there for the happy times

if they are good, for the sad times too

I can't get that out of a woman either

people are afraid to get completely naked

I'm too

I just want someone to whisper to me

we won't be okay

but that's alright

take my hand

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uhh, you don't get to have friends.

>>80039194
Too far bruh

>>80039167

alot of loyalty for a shitposter

>>80039167
Well, we'll always be here.

>>80039633

Have you heard about the prophet Muhammad before, brother?

>>80039167
You don't get to bring friends

>>80039450
Kill yourself faggot

>>80039167
hay un amigo en mi, OP.

>>80039633
>>80039766
Fuck off reddit.

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>>80039475
>started to go crazy from the isolation
Fucking normal fags

>>80039475
>do a triple four major in stem, computer language, english and architecture
>100 billion starting
You guys haven't seen nothing yet, get on my level kek.

>>80039933
>computer language

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>>80039933
>computer language

>>80040109
reacted to that and not stem or triple four

>>80039842
This is Reddit now bitch

>>80039167
>TFW I used to smoke pot, drink alcohol and go partying in bars and have loads of friends

>TFW now my only friends are Anons on 4chan


I fight competitively as a boxer because I thought it'd help me to rebuild my social life. Turns out all the other fighters are just as lonely as me; they're down training every weeknight and able to stick to their diets for upcoming fights because they have no friends also. Grills aren't as impressed by being a fighter as you'd expect also.

>>80040109
>>80040133
Yeah that's what's weird about that post

>>80039450
are you circumcised?

No I have no friends.
Im a lone wolf.

I fight for myself and no one.
A true soldier.
With no one holding me back.
I am free.

>>80039842
there is literally nothing wrong with reddit

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People just never liked me, and well I didn't like them. So that's how it turned out.

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>>80040189
Not yet.

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>>80040324
Why do you com here then?

>>80040206
can i watch you fight anywhere anon i want to cheer you on

>>80040133
>>80040109
>he has to use interface devices to interact with computers

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>>80039692
They are not my friends.

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>>80040133

Damn it has been a while since I last saw that guy.

>>80040775
RIP in peace, Brian

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brian_Peppers

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>>80040937

F

>>80040206
>Grills aren't as impressed by being a fighter as you'd expect also.
You deserve this life anon.

>>80040775
>Damn
fuck off nigger