they better include the turtle

>>80036226

They won't.

This is going to be 100% normie friendly, despite the R rating. They may pile on violence, but anything too weird isn't happening.

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>>80036226
If it's the Fukunaga script he turns into a giant starfish... which they outswim... then when they fight him he's just in his Pennywise form... and they comically gang up on him by beating the fuck out of him with blunt objects...

>>80036226
Always confused me that, by that time, and after Carrie came out, King was basically writing books to be turned into movies, so why did he make a child gang bang a key plot point. Even back then, that wasn't gonna make it into the movie.

Although, back then, they had movies come out in the cinema that were rated 18. But in the end, it was a TV show, so we'll never know.

>>80036405
different times most likely. My uncle told me stories about growing up in the country and finger banging chicks when he was 12, like 4 kids finger banging the same chick out in the woods. thats just the kinda stuff that kids do in small towns.

>>80036405
In IT his self insert shits the faggotry that involves adapting a book to film, so I don't think he writes worrying about what a kike can include in a movie.

>>80036405
Maybe I should have spoilered this for people who haven't read the book.

>>80036487
Do you ever write like an adult?

>>80036487
>his self insert shits the faggotry that involves adapting a book to film
What did he mean by this? Seriously.

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>>80036226
You know why this movie is going to be fucking awesome?

>>80036563
He meant that the character in the book that most resembles King (Stuttering Bill, who grows up to be a horror novelist) has a bit where he talks about the problems dealing with movie producers and directors when you're trying to get your book on screen.

I used the Google Translate app on "Cunt > English" setting.

>>80036577
i want /v/ to LEAVE

>>80036577
That kid is really fucking annoying and Stage School Brattish. When she's on talk shows I want her to die.

>>80036456
Provincials are really just huge fucking degenerates. I live in a big international city (London) and sure we have our fair share of economic crime as you'd expect from a big city (muggings, robberies etc), but whenever I hear about a child murder, or an actual child murderer, or an animal torturer, or a paedophile, or a tie someone to a tree and set them on fire and then cut off their genitals, it's always some fucking depressing provincial shithole town that I've never heard of

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>>80036292
>They won't.
>anything too weird isn't happening.
This is what I was afraid of ;_;
>dat feel when we will never EVER get the "IT" movie we deserve.

>>80036682
It's about wanting to fuck a child, not video games, so it's right at home here faggot.

>>80036696
That girl from Ginger Snaps, tho.

>>80036489
What's a book?

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>>80036690
>Provincials
Yeah, you don't sound like a biased London cuck at all.

>>80036690
yea small towns are fucked. I grew up in the city and I can't relate to small town folk, they're just different.

>>80036759
WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEEEEEET

>>80036763
t. someone who can't afford a nice place in London

>>80036766
what city?

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>>80036879
>wanting to live in London

Did they have the gang bang in the original movie?

We wuz driders

>>80036961
Nope. They killed it with water from an asthma inhaler, and a slingshot with silver in it.

>>80036226
what was the turtle scene again?

A FUCKING SPIDER

>>80036226
mom's gonna freak

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>creature from a completely different plane of existence
>older than time itself
>nearly omnipotent

>gets defeated by a bunch of little kids
>then defeated again by a bunch of weak, terrified adults

>>80037294
They were mere tools of a higher power.

>>80036226
What? Please tell me

>>80036689
> When she's on talk shows I want her to die.

Wait...Who are we talking about?

>>80037294
yeah stephen king is retarded like that

Tried reading It for the first time recently. Dropped it, it sucked or should I say... dropped It, It sucked, huehue.

But yeah. Not a very good book. The Stand wasn't good either. Thinner was pretty funny. The only good book I've read from Stephen King is Pet Sematary, which I actually literally love. That book is fucking fantastic.

>>80036912
Nice cherry-picked articles

I live in a £4m house in Hampstead and I can walk in any direction for half an hour without seeing a single non-white. I went to a prestigious London school with maybe half a dozen non-whites in my year, and then went on to Cambridge. Maybe what you hate is not London, but the fact that you're lower class, and that if you moved to London you'd only be able to afford a tiny flat in some paki shithole area. Get fucked Deano

>>80037683
>Maybe what you hate is not London, but the fact that you're lower class, and that if you moved to London you'd only be able to afford a tiny flat in some paki shithole area.

Let's go back, say, fifty years.

Would the poor areas be paki shitholes?

And still, how in the fuck can you look at that shit and still feel any shred of pride? Shit's still happening in your country.

>>80037683
but /pol/ told me Muslims literally control Europe, along with the hand-rubbing commie Jews of course

>>80036226
Anyone disappointed with this new IT? The nose is what bothers me. It makes him look like anthropomorphic cartoon character, and his head looks too intelligent to be taken seriously.

>>80038161
well your choice is to weigh cherry picked articles versus some guy's anecdote, I'm not sure either are valid arguments

>>80038151
>Let's go back, say, fifty years.
>Would the poor areas be paki shitholes?

No, they'd be white working-class shitholes
Equally poor
Equally inbred
Equally foul smelling
Equally uneducated and stupid
Equally criminal

So tell me, what's changed?

I can't wait until the entire capital is gentrified and every species of scum, white or brown, is forced out of the city

>>80037683
What's the appeal of city life? More noise, more people, takes forever to get anywhere unless you want to shove past crowds and walk, all to just get to some shitty clubbing scene, more people, more crime, vastly more expensive housing, it smells like shit, and there's more people. I guess you could still cut down on some travel time to work, but I don't know if its a good trade.

>>80038369
You can still make fun of the poor without being charged with a hate crime, that's always a plus

>>80038429
Maybe because you have a ob that pays more than £100k? Also you can get cabs to wherever you want to go which negates everything you said

>>80038906
*job

if this director doesnt use the cures lullaby for the intro song the movie already failed

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>>80036912
Sweet Christ

>>80036405
I thought I heard he put that in to make it hard to be adapted.

>>80036226
This costume looks terrible, movie is gonna be shit.

>>80037683
>non-whites
The problem isn't those anon, it's the white liberal shits that are ruining London with their SJW peddling and gender fluid bullshit being pushed in schools. Not even shitskins are in favor of that degeneracy. What's your excuse?

>>80036379
I read it too.
It's literally GIRL HERO BEV and six pussy little boys who adore her and follow her brave lead everywhere they go.

I know it wasn't the shooting script, but is there any hope they toned down the extreme girl power pandering?

She saves the day in some ridiculous badass way no less than three times in the script, and otherwise takes the lead and makes the boys look like cowards a couple other times.

You can see only 1 of 2 things in the movie, which do you choose?:

>Child gangbang
>Drider form

>>80036405
>King was basically writing books to be turned into movies
>I've never read Stephen King

The vast majority of his books can't possibly be adapted faithfully, that's why so many of the movies/shows suck.

Because a) they're forced to turn a 900-1200 page novel into a 120 minute flick, and b) his endings often go off the rails into some otherworldly unfilmable setting, IT included.

>dozen fucking captchas before it accepted it, JFC

>>80040433
what?

>>80040522
what what?

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>>80040433

>mfw Doctor Sleep is getting a movie

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>>80040433
>>80040522
>>80040644
>>80040777

>>80037294
>>80037577

Pennywise didn't die you idiots, he's referenced in a later King story (i think Tommyknockers) and he's still luring children to the sewers.

>>80041123

While King also said Tommyknockers was shit so...

>>80036226
The turtle might happen. That scene is not going to. Just forget it.

>>80040383
>drider
you mean spider

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>>80036379
>>80040321
Fukunaga is an auteur!

>>80036226
>tfw to intelligent not to scare children

>>80043091
his posts on /r/films are hilarious

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>IT gets another movie
>Still no The Long Walk

Man fuck Hollywood

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>>80037683

found a pic of your house

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>>80043298
This is unironically my street

>>80040321
how young are you would you say?

>>80043839
who cares where your parents live your cringey faggot?

>>80036226
i just marathoned this screencap
looks kinda cool

>>80036226
Didnt they all gang bang the girl when she was 12?

And the clown is actually a huge alien monster bug thing?

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>>80037683

>I live in a £4m house
>you'd only be able to afford a tiny flat in some paki shithole area

you still live with your parents do you, neet?

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>>80037294

Power of friendship is the most powerful force in the universe. Watch more anime, fampai.

>>80037294

It's never even remotely implied that It is omnipotent. It is basically a mind-reading alien that literally feeds on fear. It gets BTFO by a bunch of kids because imagination and hope rape it's asshole like nobody's business. It lost to The Losers when they were adults because they still had those qualities. Also, It had all of it's children stomped to death. It incubated children for millions of years and they all got BTFO. Sad!