Truly, Hank was the King of the Hill.

anyone have that copypasta where Bill brutally rapes and murder the hill family?

he-he-he sure thing old top

>>80035550
seconding this macabre motion

Do you think Hank waited for Luanne to shower and then masturbate in her worn panties?

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>>80035635

I've been here a depressingly long time and have never seen this - if anyone has it Roon will be very pleased.

>>80035524
Boomhaur was acqtual king but he kept that shit on the downlow.

I saw a atexas raanger once innsome bumfuckbtownnin west texas. We were filling up at yhe stop and go.

He winked at me and went to his trunk. He pulled out a texas ranger decal, slapped it on his door sideways, and drove out of the parking lot at 90 mph

I poped a diamond hard boner.

>>80035550
Google Bill copypasta, that simple brah

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>>80035822
>Google Bill copypasta

>>80035750
I will go and ask the kindly gents over at /b/ as it was often posted there.

Rant: /tv/ has a piss poor sense of camaraderie and is a fucking disgrace sometimes

except for you nice, Rooney poster

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>>80036082

I actually took the anon's advice and googled Bill copypasta, and that opened up a vortex of shit I don't have any interest returning to, fwiw.

>>80035550
>>80036040
>>80036152
*King of the Hill Bill copypasta

It's like the second result, pretty long too

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Was he /our guy/?

>>80036244

Just curious - when does the line between pasta and fanfiction begin to blur, because this appears to walk said line.

>Now Bill could do as he wished to the piglet

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10374598/1/Bill-Snaps-The-Story-of-the-Hill-Family-Massacre

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>>80036302
without doubt he was

YOUR EMERGENCY BRAKES ARE ON

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>>80035550
>mfw just read the whole thing

>>80036302
>AAAAAH!
>*jumps over his fence*
Makes me meme every time

>>80036302
>10/10 wife
>successful entrepreneur
>well versed on governmental agendas and processes
>exercised all his rights
Literally our guy

>>80036442
but he's also a cuck?

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>>80036428
>meme
Did Google just Auto corrected kek to meme?

Holy fuck

>>80036462
He literally cucks red corn out of his son and lover though in the end

>>80036462
cemented as /ourguy/

>>80036538
>In the end
That shit was in S4

It's far from the end.

>>80036565
Red corn doesn't take joesph back ever

>>80036538
>I'm not a cuck if I enjoy it