So why did the xeno smash it's head on the window?

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>>80034976
it was probably a farm unionist

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>>80034976
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

it happened in aliens when they were in that tank thing m577 apc

Because it wanted some wheeat

>>80035000
good meme and nice trips my friend

>>80034976
That's supposed to be some grasshopper-based alien?

>>80034976
why does that one have eyes?

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>>80035388

>>80035477
Which will lead to a scene with the scree scree screetch of peaceful crickets at night being a singal they are coming becvauze isao ti is alien cricitizzzzzzzz zombg!

>Don't you ever dust my wheat crops. I like dusting MY wheat crops.

>>80035477
t. wheathuggers

DUDE

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>>80034976

>>80034976
LOOKS LIKE WHEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

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dude wheat lmao

why was the wheat important, it just meant that other people had been there

>>80034976
Dey turk ur wheat.

>>80035997
because of the bonus situation

DUDE WHEAT LMAO

Seriously though I think the Xenos that we know and love come from a host infected by the black spores coupled with a Facehugger, and a newer, unseen Xeno will come from uninfected hosts.

>hes never been so hungry as to smash his head against the salad bar window

>>80035997
Well these colonists were probably supposed to have been the first as far as Earth knew.

yaaaas this wheat meme is
hella
friggin
epic

>>80036065
notto dis shitu agen

>>80036058
whats the bonus situation?

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>>80036124

Ah shit my bad, I thought we were discussing the actual content of the movie.

>>80036234
Is was bed enough in prometheus, they don't need to make the origin even more complicated.

I miss the times when it was facehugger+host=xenomorph

>>80036270

Prometheus just...shouldn't have been made.

It asked way more questions than it answered.

>>80036149
Weyland-yutani corp, under the guise of a humanitarian mission, enlist a crack team of agronomists/space marines to find and secure a world with a wheat strain that produces a 400% greater yield and matures at twice the speed. However, the xenos, who act as intergalactic scarecrows to protect the precious wheat, fight back to defend their crop. After much bloodshed, the WT team leave with a bushel and seedlings of the über-wheat, but crashland on a planet killing all those aboard, and spreading the über-wheat over the planet. It is so successful that it chokes out all the other vegetation on the planet, turning it into a barren wasteland. The engineers, looking for their stolen crop and wishing to maintain a monopoly on the wheat market, crash land into the planet in search of the über-wheat, which is revealed to be LV426. This then leads into the original alien film, as WT corp has secretly diverted the nostromo in search of the über-wheat. Only parker, a high level operative of WT corp, and Dallas, are aware of the true nature of the mission, which he constantly alludes to as the 'bonus situation'. This is why dallas breaks quarantine on kane, in the hopes that he has retrieved a strain of the über-wheat. Ash is infact a redherring in regards to his mission, diverting the crews attention from the über-wheat to the xeno scarecrow.

Additionally, this is why the colony is commisioned to terraform LV426 in 'Aliens', as well as their reluctancy to nuke it from orbit. By 'Aliens' the earth government has, naturally, joined WT venture into securing the über-wheat, seeing its benefit for earths position in the galactic heirarchy, and goes to extreme lengths to secure it, explaining the lresence of space marines and the sulacco, as well as the attempted retrieval of ripley (who is assumed to be hiding the über-wheat) in alien 3.

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>>80036384

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>>80034976
yo wtf, is this wheat? lmoa

>>80036495
Fuck sake keep up

To get the stolen wheat back from the humans.

all this wheat posting is giving me a migrain

>>80034976
He has no eyes to see with

>>80036509
Alien, may I have some wheat?

>>80036574
>Gluten intolerance
Not human

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>>80036574

>>80035000
What a bad meme.

>>80036509

Pardon me sir, but do you have any XENOWHEAT!?

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>>80036668

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>>80036747

allen head look like benis :DD

True horror dawns when they realize it wasn't wheat at all, it was barley.

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>>80036747
>>80036787

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>>80036604
>>80036787

>>80034976
To wheator it out

>>80036876
pretty corny pun bro

>>80034976
Probably wants a crack at piloting, so can crop dust wheat.

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>>80036835
>>80036853

5/5 bretty gud :DDDDD

>yfw you realized the aliens gifted man wheat and predators gifted man pyramids, engineers gifted life on earth.

So engineers gave us life
Predators gave us math and science
Aliens gave us food

What does that make us?

>>80036747
what game?

>>80036950
human beans

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>>80036948

>>80036952

Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 3 for the Wii

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>>80036990
>>80036990
WERE PLANTS

HUMANS ARE PLANTS, SOYLETGREEN IS PEOPLE.

THE WHEAT ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE

>>80036952
Covenant trailer when it ricochets up corridor

>>80036747
>>80036952
>no good AvP game in 16 years

Why didn't it just use its acid to melt the glass?

>>80037165
Wheres the fun in that.

>>80037165
because plants are aliens biggest weakness. Their acid can't cut through it, only thought metal and people

>>80037232
>steel beams

>>80037165

Have they ever been shown being able to melt glass? AFAIK acid can't burn through glass, that's why it's generally stored in bottles.

>>80037290
acid wheat can't melt steel beans

>>80037332
Cains helmet in alien

>>80034976
because he's fuckin hardcore m8

>>80037367

Were they glass tho? I always thought they were some form of perspex.

>>80037359
Exactly

>>80037332
are you retarded? an alien acid made of a compound we don't know that's strong enough to instantly melt through steel will melt through glass just as easy.

>>80037332
It's transparent aluminium.

>>80037405
Who knows, im calling glass for arguments sake

頭がペニスに似ているのは昔からのジョーク、エイリアンVSプレデターの3作目がまだ未発注なのでファンの間で焚き木集めが盛んなのかも知れない、少なくても丈夫な砦が必要だろうパワーローダーもぜし欲しい

>>80037420

Glass doesn't react with most acids, since it doesn't oxidize, which is what acid does.

>>80037436

Fuck sake, Scotty.

>>80034976
why does a dog lick it's balls?

because it can

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STAY OUT OF MY WHEAT FIELD COW!

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>>80037405

>>80037583

That looks like plastic to me, but then again, could just be a slight FX failure, since I would assume the prop guys would have just melted some plastic to stand in for glass.

>>80037490
it actually melts reinforced glass in one of the movies though. you're dumb, anon.

>>80037621
Always thought it was glass, looks like glass, is probably glass

>>80037643

Which movie and when?

>>80037490
>oxidize

English doc!

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>>80037951
Nows not the time for grammar, that comes later

>>80037694
He may be right, Ripley melts glass in resurrection on the betty

>>80038211

Oh yeah, the window at the end.

I forgot about that.

But then, Resurrection really needs to be forgotten.

>>80038248
I hear that

How Can Glass Be Real If Aliens Acid Aren't Real?

>>80038248
look up fluroantimonic acid, it eats through everything and ridley has said xeno acid is 1000x stronger than it

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>>80035946
>>80036509

>>80038415

So does that mean xenos are just made out of Teflon?

>>80038590
No. Wheat.

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GIT R DUN

WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE LORD ARE THESE CRITTERS DOING IN MY WHEAT FARM AGAIN?

YEE YEEEEEEEE

>>80038687

Ah of course.

>>80038464
>>80038737
Why is the wheat thing such a big deal here?

>Be an alien.
>Living alone on a cozy jungle planet, enjoying the simple life as a space farmer.
>All of a sudden, a spaceship full of assholes from planet Earth lands on your home and they start exploring your house and eating all your space wheat grains.
>FUCKING HUMANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>*Begins repeatedly headbutting their windshield*
>GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEE

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>>80036747
>make him squeal like a pig, Pa!

>>80038822
Does put the rest of the films in perspective when you realise this simple truth

>>80038464
Kekked

>>80038813
t. Newfag

>>80038822
Nice triple dubs btw

All this wheat posting reminds me of hyper oats posting on /a/

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>>80038822

>>80038822
kek wills it
this is now canon

>>80037144
AvP2 multiplayer was the best shit ever. AvP1 multiplayer was good too and incredibly fast-paced, but was too unbalanced.

>>80038464
Top fucking kek

>>80036071
Underrated post

>>80038464
Why aren't they at all surprised at those wheat stalks being like 10x bigger than normal wheat?

>>80036747
>DAISY RIDLEY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?

>>80035388
that poor kid

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU WHEATABITCH

>>80039609

AvP2 multiplayer is so fucking fun as an alien.

This is the best thread on the website atm.

>>80037165
You can't melt glass with acid idiot it would just slide off and drip onto metal which would then melt.

>>80035388
Imagine having to listen to nutnfancy's insane dribble for your entire life

Did you ever consider they do not actually use glass, but clear titanium. http://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/jp803194p

>>80038813
the fiber rises

>>80039260
i can barley take it anymore

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>Making a sequel to Prometheus

>>80042742
cunny harems aren't going to pay for themselves anon

There's wheat on the planet.

So, we now know David has played Minecraft. Wheat is the easiest food to produce.

>>80042742

It's called a Mulligan.

>>80036384
the real question here would be.
Is the Uber wheat really that good and tasty?

>>80043017
They need to start calling reboots this, more accurate

I PLANT MY SEED TODAY
TO SEE IF THE LAND STILL FERTILE

I FOCUS ON THE GRAIN
THE ONLY THING THATS REAL

THE XENOS REAP THEIR STOCK
THE OLD FAMILIAR TALE

WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY GLUTEN FREE FRIEND
EVERYONE I KNOW
SOLD THEIR WHEAT
IN THE END
IN THE END
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL
MY ENTIRE FARM
I WILL SELL YOU WHEAT
I WILL PLANT MY SEED

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW UNIONISTS ARE EVIL

>>80037485
eat shit

>>80036853
Fuck you chota, at least give me credit

>>80034976
Imagine being Danny in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Xenomorph, you fuckin' fierce, all scary with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally run away from you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is smoke another blunt his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Danny and not only sit in that chair while CGI Xenomorph flaunts it's disgusting body in a computer, the favorable lighting barely concealing it's scanlines and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while the animators perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate it's monstrous fucking visage but Ridley's attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, THE CGI XENOMORPH LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and imagine it's fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and Channing Tate Yums and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Virginia. You've never even imagined anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the saliva that's breaking out of it's second mouth as it breaths in and out to writhe scarily at you, the CGI artists smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in it's "statuesque (for that is what the animators call it)" beauty, the beauty thay worked so hard for with personal computers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Danny. You're not going to lose your future Apatow career over this. Just bear it. Wear your hat and bear it.

>>80041318
I like it

>>80044455
i crii erry tiem ;_;