Malcolm thread We never seem to have them anymore

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>It's a Reese and Lois episode

>it's an episode where they manage to have four simultaneous story threads, and they're all excellent
How did MitM manage to pull this off so well, when other shows struggle to even have B plots?

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>>80031499

They wern't afraid to do shit

>It's a post-season 4 Dewey is an irritating retard teenager involved in a cringeworthy remedial class storyline, Lois is acting le randum paints piggy banks xDD, Francis is a reformed alcoholic and responsible adult cancer episode

I fucking hate those. Not even the Simpsons dropped off in quality as hard as MitM did after the baby

>>80031551

Seasons 5-7 are good though

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>it's a Craig wants to jerk off on Lois' feet episode

>>80031575
Was he a cuck?

>>80031575
>its a craig is half of /tv/ thread
footfags, when will they learn

>>80031551
But Francis never was an alcoholic and responsible adult.

>>80031573
They aren't. They had a few good episodes but on the whole the quality went downhill so fast. Basically every character changed beyond recognition into something much worse

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>its a military Francis episode

The GOAT episodes

>>80031499
all the characters were great and could carry storylines just by themselves

>>80031644

Thats wrong though, i rewatched the show recently and they're still solid in the later seasons

You should rewatch them

>>80031647
>Guy on the left
What the fuck was his problem?

>>80031644
You're right. But it started the episode they go to the zoo

>>80031681

He was pretty based black guy

>>80031499
They looked at how Seinfeld did it I guess?

>>80031681
Francis' antics were always fucking him over.

>its a Francis in Alaska episode

The worst ones desu

>>80031647
>it's the marshmallow quacks episode

>in too deep starts playing

>>80031681
His granma was sick or something, no? That's how they wrote him out the series

>>80031743
>Francis on the ranch episode

best ones desu

>>80031427
It's another "Bryan Cranston molests Erik Per Sullivan" episode again.

>>80031575
Legitimately /ourguy/

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>>80031753

>tfw i downloaded Malcolm a couple years ago

Literally the best decision i ever made

>>80031575
kek don't remember this

>>80031676
I've rewatched them all recently, there is literally a whole season revolving around Dewey being put in the remedial class with cringeworthy side characters who think they're motorcycles or wear red gloves (lool so randum xDDD). It's fucking embarrassing how poor the show got and how it resorted more and more to stupid attempts at non-sequitur or lol so randum humour.

>>80031647
the lolipop singing chor was awesome

>>80031743
>not Francis lives in an appartament somewhere

Although i like the fact he ended up as hal

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>>80031836
Motorcycle kid was the best character in the entire series desu

>>80031777
>that episode with the Komodo 3000

>>80031836

>there is literally a whole season revolving around Dewey being put in the remedial class with cringeworthy side characters who think they're motorcycles or wear red gloves

The beauty of this show was that every episode has multiple plots going on, just because one is weak that doesnt make it a bad episode

>>80031777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYng9T8EpS0

>>80031777
Imagine unironically thinking the ranch episodes were better than Marlin academy episodes

Imagine actually thinking this

>>80031871
Was he a young Donald Trump?

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>>80031780
It's only molestation of they didn't enjoy it.

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Best episode incoming

>>80031780
>I fell for a reddit meme
Get out newfag

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The little intros before the episodes were amazing

>>80031871
>there are people like this who actually browse /tv/

go back to /co/ you literal child. That child was without doubt the worst character in the entire show, there wasn't a single scene he was in that was funny and it showed just how shit the writing got that they resorted to a 10 year old acting like a spastic and making revving sounds to try to force humour. Like I said, post-baby the show went downhill so unbelievably fast

>>80031973
It's amazing how well they summed up life in under a minute.

>>80031979
his speech in front of the school was GOAT, fuck off

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>tfw this kid browses 4chan now

>>80031938
Is that Jeannette McCurdy in the middle?

>>80032073
Yeah

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The first season is the most underrated

>>80032073

Yes

>>80032050
>looool guys I've got red gloves I'm going to bite you xDDD isn't it so funneh?

reminder that seasons 5-7 are worse than anything the Simpsons has ever produced

>>80032050
you seem to lack shitposting skills my sweet summerchild

>>80032106

>are worse than anything the Simpsons has ever produced

This is just wrong though

>>80032106
God you are laying it on thick how much you hate 5-7

>>80031910
Just because of how shit they wrote otto out. Jesus, it just hitted me that the lake episode was without a doubt, the peak of the series...

>>80031836
The kids in the special class isn't relied on to get laughs, they are just there in Dewey's class for him to play off.

You only give one bad example of random humor, a special kid in special class ins't random. I cant think of any examples where they used that kind of humor, I really can't.

>>80032034
>omfg guys child who acts like retard pretends he is motorcycle goes on profanity spree hahahaha it pratically writes itself loool

Nah it wasn't /co/mblr. Rick and Morty would be more to your tastes I reckon

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THE GOAT EPISODE

Debate me

>>80031681
He didn't like unsanctioned buffoonery

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>>80032190

>>80032157
i've already told you, Lois having a mental breakdown and painting piggy banks. That was the very lowest point for me. Practically everything about those seasons was completely out of character, everything they established in the preceding 4 seasons went out of the window. It was awful. It was like the Armin Tamzarian episode of the Simpsons on steroids

>>80032190
You're nothing but a common jogger

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every episode streams at cytube CringeFactory

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This show will never be topped

WHO /germandungeonporn/ HERE

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It even tackled racism without it being cringey

Marlin Academy >> Francis spends Christmas with grandma > Francis comes home episodes > Alaska > Ranch >>>>>> post-Ranch

The undisputed list

>>80032350
The final season was trash.

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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID

>>80032389

No it wasnt

>>80032350
There were two good bits about racism on MitM. The one in your pic, and the bit where Hal says he feels excluded during poker night, because he's the odd one out in the group.

>>80032350
meh, I always thought it subtly mocked niggers with the role reversal of Hal's black friends being doctors, lawyers etc and Hal being envious of them

>>80032427
It really was dude. Maybe you have your nostalgia goggles on but the seasons got progressively worse after the baby was introduced

>>80032409
Stand in, due to child labour laws.

>>80032240
Thats not:
>(lool so randum xDDD)
You should to stick to your criticism when trying to prove your point.

I think the characters were pretty consistent during the whole show, they had some arcs and shit, but overall, I was never bothered by it. Its not exactly a character drama anyway.

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>>80032433
>>80032434

>>80032190
The burning man one is one of my favorites.
>Hippies thinking Hal is doing some suburban dad performance art
>Malcolm fugging the old hippie
>Reese losing his mind
>Lois having the time of her life
I don't remember Dewey much from that episode.

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>>80031427
FUN FACT:
Linwood Boomer the creator of MIM played Adam on Little House in the Prairie.

>>80032491
I recall that he had to do a lot of menial shit, like finding rocks to make a border around their RV.

>>80032491
Dewey was forced to spend the entire trip keeping the RV clean

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>its a side plot is the GOAT plot of the episode, episode

>>80032073
lol her cousin got arrested for kiddy porn in Utah. I Went to highschool with him.
His name is Devin Barrus. I think he's out now

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>>80032531
hmm

>the nuclear option

>>80032691

More like the GOAT option

Bamp

>>80031938

That's not the bowling episode.

>>80031729
What a fag

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More Webms when

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>Cynthia gets tig ol' bitties episode

god tier

>>80031427
currently watching season 3
feels good man.rar

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>>80032577
Where did they find these kids, they look exactly like the rats from Animaniacs.

I sucked dewey off in a P.F Changs bathroom stall.
AMA

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>>80032845

Malcolms girls are the best

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Well?

>>80032531
Was Adam the lead actress husband?

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>>80032890
yeah man

How can you hate the ranch episodes? Otto and Olga were fucking amazing.

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>it's a Hal fattening fetish episode

>>80032909
will i ever be happy

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>>80032924
Damn, don't remind me that she isn't my wife.

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>>80032918
he played Mary's blind husband. They ran the blind kid school together.

>>80032918
>he still thinks LHOTP had a main character
lol newfag

>>80032490
That's a good fucking ep

>>80032909
>>80032955

will i ever be happy

>>80033066
The absolute mad man

>>80032909
will i find happiness in 2017

>>80033132
He wasn't going to do it

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>he thinks francis could ACTUALLY eat 100

>>80032909
will i ever fit in and find my own way in this life

>>80033181
thanks ,based dewey

>>80033178

He did though

>>80031427
is this Show one of the best Sitcoms at all?

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>>80032190

>>80033215
At all!

I WANT RE....SPECT

>>80033225
my fucking sides

>>80031836
>hurr durr that whole season sucks because of minor side plots I didn't care for
Faggot one of the best Hal episodes when he gets his muscle man army has the side plot of Deweys retard friends hiding in a tree. Muscle men punch them out of the tree. This is a bad episode to you.

>>80033225
He wouldn't be breaking the rules. So long as it's not perceptible to the human eye, it's alright.

Does anyone know the episode where hal won the lottery and spent the money renting a steam roller and buying a bunch of stuff to crush with it?

That was always one of my favorite episodes, and scoured the Netflix episode descriptions hoping to find it but can't

>>80033308
>This is a bad episode to you.
yes.
All the muscle men were white. MITM is the epitome of racism

>>80033351

He doesnt win the lottery

He wins like 1000 dollars

>>80031427
The re are 2 or 3 malcolm threads every day.

Malcolm is noatalgia for retards that were never poor and never lived through the 90s.

If you were actually malcolm poor it is quite painful to watch.

>>80032433
You forgot the goat Ida moment
>lady I make more money than you I have a nicer car than you I'm a better person than you
>ooo so you're a drug dealer big whoop

>>80033352
>MITM is the epitome of racism
Yes because the typical stereotype of black people is Uber cucked in sweater vests

>>80033382
Yeah he wins 1000 on a lottery ticket, a scratch off ticket if I remember correctly.

>>80033409
>malcolm poor
They were able to pay for private military school. They weren't poor, just living from paycheck to paycheck for the most part.

>>80033352
No they weren't retard

>>80032929
>How can you hate the ranch episodes?

That episode where their nephew or whatever visits, and drives Francis insane playing the keyboard.

>>80033429
The epitome of racism is electing qn unqualified jr senator to be president on his promises od "hope" and "change" and 70% of his voters literally admitted they voted for him based on his race.

That is the Webster dictionary definition of racism.

>>80031973
That's always been my favorite aspect of the show.
>Just run dad!
>You're a good boy!

>>80033584
Um... excuse me, but that's literally the definition of progress.

The definition of racism is electing a literal kkk member that is a confirmed (by multiple sources, look it up) Russian puppet.

Educate yourself before you make such a dumb post, thank you.

>>80033640
You must go back

>>80033508
What was Hal's job anyway?

>>80033660
Oh fuck off back to /pol/ you fat, useless, wanker

>>80033508
Actually that is a huge part of tge plot. They fuckrd up so bad with their first son that they had to send him to military school. And she just kept shitting out kids.

Malcolm isnt even that smart. I bet he couldnt crack 1400 on the sat

Mitm is Naught poorfag porno.

And as a destitute kid back in the naughts. It is bad.

>>80033687
systems management whatever that is

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>>80033640
>pic related is me btw

>>80033687
Some vague office job

>>80032473
i particularly remember the halloween episode with jamie being great

>>80032474

why have a stand in? why not just zoom in a slight bit more or have dewey stood 1 step to the right so you dont need an extra kid?

>>80032409
Bigger Dewey Hypothesis wiki when?

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>>80032050
Wouldn't be surprised if Jerome visited /b/

>>80033687
Also I love it in the last episode where Hal and Francis bond over stupid office e-mails

>>80033779
on normal tvs at the time that wouldn't have been shown

>>80032577
Context?

>>80033860

so why have the kid at all? i know in the shot on normal tvs it would have just been the ear/shoulder in the shot, but why?

>>80033828
All francis ever wanted was the love of his father.

They sent him to prison school. His mother hated hia wife. The parents were the absolute worst role models and idiots on this board still call it a great show

Raising hope is a great show. Malcolm in the middle is garbage.

>>80033904
for consistency of shot

maybe only his arm showed
or his shadow

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>it's a Francis blames Lois for everything episode

>>80033894
Its a flashback from when they were in an episode. It was very brief. Its a strange decision to use those fucking kids that doesn't even look that much younger.

>>80033715
>And as a destitute kid back in the naughts. It is bad.
They're lower class but they're not destitute. Roseanne is a sitcom depicting poor people.

>>80034027
Its a flashback from when they were young*

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>and after he shredded the last of the documents, he delivered the punchline of yet another racist joke.

>>80032909
Have we started the fire?

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>>80032350
Goatest episode is when they scare her off with a pack of niggas.

>>80033971
>Raising hope is a great show
I've always thought I was the only person on /tv/ who watches that show.

>>80034009
Francis disnt raise himself. Lois made him who he is. Then she sent him to prison school. Then she did everything she could to scare off his wife.

>>80033971
I actually hope you stop being a virgin someday, find a gf, get married and get a kid that grows up to be a cunt like Francis. Maybe then you will realize that Lois and Hal did literally nothing wrong.

>>80034136
Louis didn't raise herself ...

>>80033820
Holy fuck u just blew my mind

>>80034161
Well, they could have gotten Hal a vasectomy. They fucked like rabbits and had more kids than they could afford.

The beautiful thing about this series is that they didnt obviously pander to any group of people. It was just being itself. Portraying a group of people in a struggle for power around the household, but still keeping its heart and showing that they care. There was no gay or preppy female character, no obvious political message, and no meoldramatic lesson to be learned.

>>80032350

I would pay good money for a Slappy cut out

>>80033971
>>80034136
>prison school
Francis was in desperate need of discipline, and military school was the perfect thing for that.

Best episode is the one were reese reads louis's journal

>>80034104
Raising hope is greg garcias masterpeice. Just dont wwtxh the first 10 episodes. It gets so fucking meta. I think i might go watch the christmas episode. My favorite is the wizard of oz episode. Like halfway through i said "this is wizard of oz nedt scene hope is wearing red shoes.

And the very next scene hope was wearing ruby slippers

>>80032909

can I be a big guy?

>>80034278
Are you talking about the brogurt episode with Andrew dice clay?

>>80034240
Or a father disciplining gim.

>>80034240
>Francis was in desperate need of discipline
Growing up with Louis as his mom and he still needs discipline?
At some point you need to try another strategy.

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What is the goatest moment in the the show?

Pissed me off how they called Krelboynes without explaining why like everyone got the reference,

>>80031772
damn...

;_;

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>>80034324
Yep. Probably the best episode tird with burt mayor christmas episode.

Both are so fucking meta they are like 12 dimensional vampire shows.

>>80034390
I mean even if you don't get the reference it still has a nerdy sound to it

>>80034390
>Krelboynes
I never realized it was a reference to something(It makes a lot of sense now that I think about it) I just thought it was an american thing.

>>80034390
Kids say shit just because it sounds insulting or cool, I don't think there is anything to get behind it. I mean you have to admit, to some Chad krolbrains sounds pretty insulting.

>>80034408
Burt up on the mountain ænd the other mwyors show up.

Then the whole town pitches in to save
Christmas

Also i really really love the fact that literally half the time burt was wearing a tshirt that said "id rather be in virginia"

>>80034209

While I was watching the series recently, one little scene stuck out where Dewey mentions a bigger kid pushed him down, and Hal's response is to offhandedly sic Reese on him while Reese just as casually agrees to it.

Nice little tidbit.

>>80032106
There are literally people like that kid, I knew one
Have you never seen this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

>>80034727
poor jon tron
he had a hard life

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So what was the painting?

>>80034790
God

>>80033639
was that when he came in and was like "I need someone to take the blame don't ask what it's for just yes or no"

>>80034790
just some jackson pollock bullshit

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>>80034790
The first and rarest pepe

>>80034852
I think him and Stewie broke something

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>>80035028
>Stewie

>>80035090
Shit.
Well it's half past two here. Night night everyone.

>>80034790
A bomb going off in NYC

>you will never watch MitM for the first time ever again
It hurts

>>80035450
delete this

>>80032909
Should I just end it?

>>80032909
will i ever be happy

>>80032909
Am I the boss of you now?

>>80032909
>>80036503
>maybe
oh fuck you dewey, go back to sucking dick for crack, you has-been

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>>80032909
Am I a big guy?

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>this outlasted MiTM

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>>80037866
>didnt even bother to hide the fact that it's a MitM ripoff
>I know several people who watch this show but have never heard of MitM

>>80031551
>>80031644
I agree.

>>80033715
>Malcolm isn't even that smart
What about the science fair when he asbergered all those math questions and the fact that in the first fucking episode, they say he has an IQ of like 170 or some shit

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Here's a webm I've never had the chance to use

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>>80037272

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did cranston rape lil dewey

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>>80037866
I would fuck the shit out of the mom from that show

>>80039082
ew

she looks like a reanimated corpse

>>80033715
The show shows Malcolm to be the smartest kid in their nerd class on several occassions.

>>80034790
that episode made me sad
I know they still ended on a happy note with him being content and all, but still
makes me sad to see great effort go to such waste

>>80039028
It says they had to pay for their sibling's rehab but Erik Per Sullivan is an only child so it's not him.

Lois had a nice ass

>>80033971
The whole point of the show was showing how dysfunctional a family can be and pushing that to the boundary of reality as much as possible. The parents aren't made out to be perfect because real families are ran by people trying to figure out what the fuck is going on just like everyone else, they aren't infallible and their kids sure the fuck aren't either.

Also, your inability to see the parts were Hal and Lois did well shows how narrow your view is anyways due to your bias against how the characters are written.

>>80039245
day of the rope soon faggot

>>80031681
In one ep they mention in passing that he was there voluntarily and its implied that really did want to use the opportunity to turn his life around. He was never flat out against having fun but did hate that Francis' dicking around screws other people more often than it does Francis himself.

>>80032909
Did Dewey's actor get molested on set?

>>80039483
did she ever go on to do something else?

>>80033584
People voted for him because the Republicans had run the country into the ground with two wars and a massive financial crisis, but you're probably too young to remember

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>Dude, you hit a cripple.

>>80032909
I am gay?

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>>80032409
dont be mad that it's from tumblr okay

>>80040440
F O R B I D D E N T A P E S

>>80032909
Will there ever be a sitcom as good as MITM?

>>80031551
That piggy bank arc was worth it for Hal though, the revelation that saves him is pure genius.

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>>80032409

>>80034358

For me it's when Lois basically tells Reece's teacher she will sell Malcolm down the river to save Reece.

There is something biblical about it and it keeps up with the trend of Malcolm paying for his family's sins

>>80034390
What about the Buseys?

>>80038622
I've never seen it, what are the similarities beyond what I'm assuming is the same 'dysfunctional yet average family' setup?

>>80039769
She pops up in shows every now and then.

>>80041615
Which episode was that?

>>80031608
This word has zero meaning at this point

>>80041977
Why are so many people complaining about the colloquial use of cuck all of a sudden?

>>80041874

I don't remember which season but it's the episode where Reece's teacher has it out for him so Malcolm helps Reece's pass a test/cheat on it but the teacher fails Reece anyway

Lois finds out Malcolm really took the test and the teacher failed Malcolm's work so he definitely had it out for Reece

>>80037866

I'm a bong and god that show is awful

>>80042181
Tutoring Reese, thanks mate.

>>80042316

Cheers I'm going to watch it now

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>>80034727
>that huge pack of adult diapers

>>80032773
Yes it is

>>80034066
Wow, who knew Raimi wrote Malcolm episodes?

>Therapist - I've been in therapy for a long time. There's nothing that can shock me.
>Lois - Alright. Last week, Reese...
>Screen wipe
>Therapist - Oh, my God! What were the cats for?
>Hal - *shrugs* We don't know.

>>80041615
A teacher wanted to kick Reese out of school and threatened to flunk Malcolm if Lois didn't allow him to, Lois says she would happily sell out Malcolm to save Reese because Malcolm would be smart enough to get out of it while Reese needed the help.

>>80042666
Not smart enough to get out of it; smart enough to recover from it

>>80035182
I got that joke.

>>80042091
>sudden
gee, maybe if you call everyone a cuck when it makes no sense, its annoying

>>80033225
my sides remember

>>80042091
I have Aspergers and I find it to be an ugly word, which is paradoxical because words with "k" sounds usually sound funny, and "cuck" is mostly "k" sounds. I think it's the "uh" vowel sound. I dislike a number of words with that sound.