>throw the ring in the fire Isildur ... >and you other ring

That wasn't very funny.

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>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul
>in english Gandalf!

Why didn't elrind throw Isildur into mount unhappy?

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>nasty hobittses
>no they are good
>no, we take them to Her, she'll take care of them
>...
>they're behind me, aren't they?

>>80029951
>king of elves killing the king of men

that would go down well.

>"Isildur you must save countless people by killing Sauron forever!"
>"...No."
>"Oh... o-okay then..."

Why was Elrond such a cuck?

>>80029951
If Elrond pushed the King of Gondor in, it would be his word versus the entire angry kingdom of Gondor.

>>80030026
He could just say he slipped. Or he could tell the truth that isildurr was not nice

The power of the ring is only known in retrospect. They didn't know at that time what the ring was, what keeping it entailed, what it actually was.

That an Isildur was probably the mightiest man of the age, he would have torn Elrond a new asshole for even trying.

>>80030026
>>80029981
Literally no witnesses.

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>Well the Eagles you see...
>folds the paper and pierces it with a pen
>they work like this

>>80030078
>it would be his word versus the entire angry kingdom of Gondor.

>>80030102
>Well the Eagles you see...
>do you hear that?
>what?
>nothing
>they work like that

>>80030061
>Itt muh head cannon

>>80030127
>Sourons spirit re-appeared for a second and Isildur and I fought it and managed to banish it forever but it pushed him into the lava and put all his valuables in my pockets and while he was falling he told me to tell his wife to bang the elf king

>Oh I wish Bilbo showed no mercy to Gollum and killed him
>Mercy? If he killed him he would be just like him

>>80030061

Isildur was his kin and you cant slay kin due to honor, unless you're a full on Noldcuck

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>>80029978
>>80030102
>>80029909
>>80029841

Lord of the cliches when?

>>80029841
Don't forget to file a claim on the loss of your ring Isildur.

>>80029951
isildur's too hardcore,elf boy probably would lose.

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>"There must... always be... a Witch King..."

What did she mean by this?

>>80030178
damn...

>>80030178
But that's probably true
If he had killed golum he would probably have become degenerated and twisted as he was
It's a maricle he remained so sane for years with the ring, it's all because of his purity, same with frodo
Notice that frodo starts to become more fucked after abandoning golum and renouncing Sam

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>I'm getting you a new partner!
>You know I work best alone!
>this is Gimli

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>>80030102

There is a pretty funny Lotr parody dub thats pretty popular in Scandinavia. Wouldnt work to translate though but I know it would have pretty dank meme status if everyone on 4chan knew Swedish. Scandis knows what I'm talking about.

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>>80029909

>>80030061
>The power of the ring is only known in retrospect

You little dweeb. Gil-galad, Elrond and Cirdan knew of Sauron's treachery and the power of the one ring as soon as he put it on.

>>80030245
As i remember frodo wasn't as altered by the ring in the books. I could be wrong its been a while

>>80030305
The witch king of whatever's poison blade shanked him for it

>>80030245
>Notice that frodo starts to become more fucked after abandoning golum and renouncing Sam

I thought he did that because of the influence of the ring coupled with exaustion etc. Hobbits were just more reistant to its power in general. Bilbo probably didnt turn into an asshole because he barely ever used it and was also living a comfortable life in the Shire with no evil or hardship to influence his thoughts. Just my thoughts on it.

>This is the One ring, made by the Dark Lord Sauron
>how do you know that?
>We were partners back in the day

>>80030234
>Eowyn cuts her hair to blend in
>she suddenly has long hair again
for what purpose

>>80030275
I'm pretty sure every country has its own meme dubbed version of lotr and other popular movies

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>"Damn it Frodo I have the taxman breathing down my neck!"

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>"How do I know I can trust you, Sam?"
>"You don't."

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>>80029841

WATCH IT ELROND

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>One does not simply walk into Mordor
>...
>All right I'm in

>>80030382
Give me your sword and your ring

>>80030439
>How did you know that?
>I built the system

>aand your other pipeweed

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>>80030439
Uh, you don't get to bring friends

>>80030442
>and your other ring

>>80030382
>that scene were Aragorn has to file extra an extra tax paper just because he didnt disclose his Numenorian ancestry before filing for a passport to enter Gondor
>literally ten whole pages discussing it

Tolkien really went into detail on the beuracracy of Middle Earth

>>80030466
>I built the black gate
ftfy

>"I heard you were the best, Tom Bombadil."
>"I don't do that shit no more."

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>Ol' purple dank, the finest weed in the South Valley
What did Hackson mean by this? This wasn't in the books

>enter bilbos house
>doesent take off his shoes

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>>80029841
>and your ankle ring

>"We need someone to break into Mordor, destroy the ring, and then get out again. Only one man for the job: Bilbo Baggins."
>"I dont do this shit no more. I have a suggestion though. Take Frodo."
>"How can we be sure he's as good as you?"
>"I trained him myself.."

>in the end, Isildor's greatest enemy was...
>himself

>>80030539
Fucking shirefats

>>80030382
Why would anyone trust a king who's tax policy is unknown?

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>>80030539
>they leave bilbos house
>doesnt take on their shoes

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>There's a way into Mordor... but you won't like it.

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>>80029841
ah ah... let's not...BLOW...things out of proportion

>>80030026
If Elrond pushed the King of Gondor in the entire mountain would have fallen leaving no witnesses and no Eagle to save anyone

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>Yes, yes, good work Uruk Hai...However

>"perhaps the real Lords of the Rings was the friends we made during the journey"
>"shut the fuck up Sam"

>>80030605
L o L

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>>80030602
>why should we trust you?
>because I'm the best chance you got

>>80030391
KEK

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>and the penis ring

>>80030605
>record scratch
>freeze frame
>heh, yep that's me
>i bet you're wondering how i got in this situation

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>>80030543

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>>80030351
>to destroy the ring we must throw it into the fires of Mt. Doom
>how do you know that
>I designed it

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>Retreat now, or we shall take your ships and break your ranks!
>You and what army?
>This army!

>And your other axe.

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>one day away from retirement

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>He's right behind me, isn't he

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>>80030718
>this actually happened

>>80030757
>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You might wonder how I ended up here.

>>80029841
>What's plan B?
>That was plan B.
>Well what's plan C?
>Fly the griffins to mordor.
>K let's do that.

>Go to Mount Doom and throw the Ring in there? It will take 6 months!
>You have 24 hours

>>80030718
>You and what army?
>This army!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=un-L3JbPIvQ

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>>80030777
>*record scratch*
>Yep, that's me. You might wonder how I ended up here.

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>>80030747

>YOU CANNAE CHANGE THE LAWS OF PHYSICS GANDALF

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>>80030824
>it all started on a fishing trip.
That's me there. No, on the right. Right.

>>80030818
Lol so gay GoT is better

>>80029841
>you

>>80030026
>>80030014
>>80030060
>>80030078
In the book not only is Isildur a superhuman (though granted not on the level of Elrond) he is surrounded by an Elite Bodyguard of similarly powerful superhumans. When he goes to drop the ring, Isildur has his bodyguards with him, making him virtually unattackable as Elrond would never have survived. Even if he did, the entire army of man was waiting outside for their King to return.

Elrond justifies this in the book by going something like "so much blood and been spilt that day I was not going to kill my friend and possibly die, only for my entire country, if not race, to be purged from the lands. I just hoped it'd be use wisely and then when it was lost hoped it'd remain hidden."

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>I am too old for this shit.

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>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>*freeze frame*
>"Yup, thats me... Are you wondering how I ended up in this predicament? We'll have to go a wayyyy back..."
>*scene of Pippin giving Denethor a hairy footjob in the throne room*
>"Uh a bit further...."
>*scene of him stealing entire bags of cherry tomatoes from the stalls in Gondor by royal decree*
>"Not that far!"

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>"One ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them..."
>"IN ENGLISH DOC!"

>>80029841
>You're too close to this ring, Isildur! I'm taking you off the quest!

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IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEE

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>We're not so different, you and I

>>80030857
Doesn't Star Trek not only completely disregard laws of physics, but even completely disregards it's own internal consistency.

>oh no, a super mega ultra Klingon/Romulan space ship!
>oh just fire our warp torpedoes at the same time we fire our lasers at ourselves, which we then focus through out shields and fire it at the enemy ship
>oh it worked lol
>yay we win!

People shit on TNG for making Picard solve with diplomacy what would ultimately have been easier with warfare and people shit on Voyager for the opposite, but it's better than deus ex machina of the week.

>>80031006
fuck off nerd nobody gives a shit about your space wars

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>"Wow, first a cave troll... now this? What the fuck were you guys up to in this mine, Gilmi?"
>"Uh oh... spaghetti-os!"
>*laughtrack*

>>80030902
Daily reminder than Denethor going mad is one of the saddest things about the books and the film, something completely ruined by the way he dies in Hacksons ''''''''films'''''''''''.

>>80031029
I was shitting on Star Trek, but well done for formulating a sentence.

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>>80030964
>>80030993
>>80031005

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>"All right Shelob. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way."
>*screeeeee*
>"Heh... I was hoping you'd say that. Hard way it is then."

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>"Dance off Sauron! You and me! Lets go!"

>>80030605
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this wall disappear...

Its an orc eat orc world... And im the fucking urukhai

It's nearly twenty years since the LOTR movies first released, how close are we getting to the inevitable remake?

>>80031171
kek

>>80031252
>Celebrimbor knew this

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>>80030102

>>80031252
daring

>One does not simply walk into Mordor
>Wait, what did you say?
>I said, one does not simply walk into Mordor
>You're a genius!
>What?
>No time to explain, let's go!

>>80030605
TELL ME ABOUT SUICIDE ORC
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE WATERMELON

>>80031270
Not at all thankfully.

>famous last words

>>80031270
Probably underway as a Netflix series as we speak

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>>80031317

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>80031270
pic related
>>80031329
we can only hope

>>80031329
>Probably underway as a Netflix series as we speak

the books would almost translate better into a tv series than a film series. you could do the silmarillion that way too.

>>80031317
We're not going to walk into Mordor... we're going to fly!

>>80029951
>implying Eldrond could kick the ass of a numenorean king

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>"guys, looks like we're going to mordor"
>"mordor baby yeah!"
>viva las vegas starts playing
>cut to a helicopter shot of the mountain

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one does not simply warg into mordor

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>throw the ring in the fire Isildur
...
>only if you throw your Vilya-ring first

>>80031283
Spartakus has some great plot

>>80031171
Joke's on you, nerd, Silm had a legit sing-off

>>80031534
Implying this is any improvement on kubrick

>>80031404
He could, 1v1, easily. He wasn't the Numenorian king. He ancestors were the Lawful Good faggots who didn't rebel against their creators cause Melakor told them to.

In LotR mythos, your powerlevel drops the more kids you have. Isildur was comparatively a superhuman but he could not have beaten Elrond 1v1. The only reason Elrond didn't kill him is because like 20 other guys were with Isildur as his bodyguard. Have a guess what their job is?

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Lotr posting is best posting. Iregardless of content

>>80031572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVMq7ynj_64

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>>80031270
>I've aged 20 years
Don't remind me, kouhai

>>80030102
perfect

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>>80031572

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>no, if I throw the ring in, I'll be just as bad as Sauron

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>>80031528
>mfw the Elves just wanted a monopoly on the Rings of Power
>mfw they realised The One Ring forced down their value and thus their potential power

And GRRM says there isn't complexities in LotR.

>>80031604
>we're closer to 2030 than 2000

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>C'mon just you and me, mano-a-mano

>>80031640
DELETE

>>80031543
And Luthien literally pwns Sauron and his senpai by dancing

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>>80030718

>>80031572
>Iregardless

Regardless. Irregardless is grammatically incorrect. Regardless is already negative. Adding the prefix Ir is a logical absurdity.

>>80031570
>In LotR mythos, your powerlevel drops the more kids you have
As expected of cuck franchise that promotes interracial sex. Bongland yes!

>"We're going into Mordor to destroy the one Ring. It'll be dangerous, we'll be facing a whole army...and dragons"

>"Just the nine of us? Those odds don't sound fair... for them."

>>80031704

Grammatical mistakes aren't a big deal in the scheme of things. It's a doggy dog world out there.

https://youtu.be/4KoKWf6pLs8

>HIS NAME IS SAM
>HE'S GOT MY BACK

>>80031741
Doesn't matter who you have it with, it goes down. Tolkien also implied the USA would sink into the sea for turning against their creators with the whole sinking island thing.

>>80031847
Allow me to play devils avacado here, you're clearly a diamond in the ruff, if you spit the Polish, you could be right as reign in no time.

>>80031704
>I apologise. But IRREGARDLESS, there Urak-hai headed on their way to Rohan right now!

>>80031653
LET'S GO JUST ME AND YOU

>>80031909
>Most dictionaries list it as nonstandard or incorrect usage, and recommend that "regardless" should be used instead.

>>80031404
Isuldur had his shit pushed in by an orc. Superhuman my ass.

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>>80029841
CAST IT OUT OF THE PLANE

>>80030897


LotR and GoT are completely different genres. The only similarity is the relative level of technology. That's it.

LotR is great for young teens and young adults, GoT is great for the post 30, disillusioned populace.

>>80031692
Now this is bogposting

>>80032120


Lotr is fun for all ages.

GoTR is for ages 12-20.

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>>80030993

>>80032158
Did I just type GOTR, I meant "Sunset Found Her Squatting" - A Poem in several volumes by George R.R. Martin

Why didn't he just snatch it from Isildur, and carry to Mount Doom himself, instead of leading him up there, then demanding he cast it into the fire?

>>80032211
I dont remember them actually going up there in the books. Just dramatic effect for the film.

>>80032158
This

>>80032086
He was hit by dozens of poison arrows, anon. What a surprise he died. He would have died had he been stabbed by Elrond.

Also superhuman =! immortal. It just means stronger, faster, smarter, tougher, shit like that.

>>80032211
It doesn't happen in the books. Sauron is killed, the ring is on the floor and Isildur picks it up and goes "lol, let's go bois" and Elrond didn't have the ability to kill him and get it up there in time and even if he had, the Nodor elves would have been shreked.

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You can meme far and wide, you can meme the whole thread dry!
But you'll never find a meme so dank
Oh, you'll never find a meme so dank
As the one we post in our home town
You can post your fancy Bane
You can post in by the planeload
But you only meme for the dank and ebin
Comes from the samefaggin'

>>80030102
God damn it, I shouldn't have laughed at anything in this fucking thread yet this one got me.

why didnt he just kill isildur, put on his clothes and pretend to be isildur then just say elrond died?

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>How long is it going to take to get the ring to Mt. Doom?
>I-I don't know...maybe thirty minutes?
>you have five

>>80032313
Why did hackson add this scene?

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>>80029841
>finally, I have become The Lord of the Rings: The Motion Picture Trilogy (Extended Edition) 1080p [Blu-ray].torrent.exe
seriously Jackson?

>>80032395
Weekend at Isildur's

>>80031030
>has wings
>falls down the hole
pure pottery

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>elfcucks

>>80031704
In english, doc

>>80030275

What quality does it have that makes it so untranslatable and special for scandinavians?

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Bill Willson was an agent-king.
Of him the memers sadly sing;
the last whose plane was fair and free
between the CIA and the Agent-C.

His pants was long, his stance was keen.
His shining buckle afar was seen;
the countless stars of heaven's field
were mirrored in his agent shield.

But long ago he crashed away,
and where he dwelleth none can say;
for into darkness fell his plane
due the masterplan of Bane.

>>80031030
Why didn't shadow bane just get out of his stupid cave and kill everybody.

>>80032622
Cultural references and linguistic nuances that would make it hard to translate in a humerous way.

>>80032670
yeah, also, why did he fell in the first place if he had wings and a whip and the claws.

why didnt sauron just freeze the volcano or at least try to get rid of all the lava

>>80029951
If you're holding the ring, its control over you and its own self preservation 'instinct' makes it impossible.

Thats why it went in during the scuffle with Gollum, neither deliberately threw it in.

>>80032757
Cause he's too sexy for that

>>80031494
Fucking lol

>>80032757
Sauron wasnt powerful enough. The sub valara whatever the fuck they're called were the helpers for the valar. Tldr he didn't have morgoths powerlevel

>>80032636
You heard that from reddit? He did not make it up. That's a 4chan meme... reddit must have translated it!

but i thought that in the books they were never there and that that scene was just for the movies

>>80032757
why didn't he make himself a new ring. Or if he was not powerfull enough why didn't he make other magical artefacts? He was the most boring villain ever - we never saw him after the first movie. Did he had a body? Or was he just a spirit inside his tower?

>share the load, Frodo
>you just don't get it, do you?

>>80030275
God damn it middle school memories

>>80030367
>>Eowyn cuts her hair to blend in
She never did this

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>>80030902
>*scene of him stealing entire bags of cherry tomatoes from the stalls in Gondor by royal decree*

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>hehehe Aragorn me and my ghostly cohorts will do your bidding and honor our pledge....
>IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THIS AVALANCHE OF SKULLS!

>>80033062
Moviefag detected

>>80033217
sorry lad but rohan men also have long flowing golden hair. If she cut hers it would be weirder.

But try reading the books next time, they're lots of fun.

>>80032917
Buy Middle Earth™ Shadow of Mordor™ to get the answer to your questions. Also don't forget to pre-order Middle Earth™ Shadow of War™!

>>80033217
>he says while the original post had a still from the movie
I even paused before posting to consider adding
>in the movie
but figured that point would come across

>>80030275
Germany has "lord of the weed"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gsvJSH7nK0

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>she gave me three hairs. I gave her the night of her life.
>cuts to thrusting silhouettes behind a silk screen while between the sheets plays

>Last time a movie truly dominated the Oscars was 2004 when Return of the King won 11.

>>80030631
underrated

>>80033318

Lets exchange parodies even though we dont understand at all! Here is the one I was talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVrZPuJzCCA

>>80031317
fuck offffff

>>80033350
What is >Gravity

>>80033481

I think he meant deservedly

I dont think anyone still remembers Gravity

>>80033383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWf3iJjqYCM

>>80033325

>she gave me three hairs...
>she gave you three haids from her head!? what an honor!
>not exactly.....
>*laugh track*
>*boom chika wow wow*

>>80033383
>>80033662

>not Lord of the Weed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4FSbGVrLS8

>>80033878
Already posted in the same chain bro
>>80033318

>>80029866
For you

>>80033930
Well shit

That parody is so well done every time I watch the movies, I just repeat the dialogue in my head

Also gave the wish to attend Wacken

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>It's gone....it's done...
>I don't like your methods, Mr. Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results. Here's your fellowship belt and Sting, welcome back.

>>80030275
We have one in Russia too.

>>80034208
In fact, that gag dub was so popular there's actually a video game based on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZscxvflZOWI

>>80031037
This.

Even in the movie he is literally watching the horizon of Hell creep in on his fucking kingdom.

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>this thread

>>80030275
We have one with a regional italian dialect, quite fun, but would be unintelligible by most, Italians included

>>80032464
>Why did hackson add this scene?

because it looks fr**kin' epic bro

>>80031637
then why they left when all ended?

>>80032839
>sub valara

they are called maiar you fucking noob

>>80029841

Could Elrond have thrown him in since he was an immortal nigh invulnerable elf lord?

>>80030102
>>Well the Eagles you see...
>>folds the paper and pierces it with a pen
>>they work like this
this post has given me a reason to live, for at least the rest of today.

>>80034245
Goblin is pleb tier, kys, bydlo, sosni huitza

>>80034607

Elrond was just Gil Galads squire at the time

>>80030824

Would that be fatal IRL? Couldn't you just quickly walk out of it?

>>80034646
You matter to me bro. Hang in there :3

>>80034733

I don't know what that means are you saying he was a cuck or something?

>>80034891
All elves are cucks. After Luthien happened at least.

>>80034835
One does not simply walk out of lava

>>80034936
>implying Luthian wasn't passed around menegroth by every elf that wanted it

>>80032917
>Did he had a body? Or was he just a spirit inside his tower?
Book-wise, he had a body

Gollum mentions being personally tortured by him, he even states he has nine-fingers (because Isildur cut the Ring-finger off

>>80034718
It was funny when I was in high school. Anyway, my point isn't that the dub is good, but that it was a thing. I didn't know every other country has its own version of a LotR gag/parody dub, though.

>>80030340

Hobbits are a very conformist people. They are happy with simple lifes and mostly give no shits about the outside world or gaining supremacy over others. That's why they are very resilient to the Ring and its corruption.

Hell, Bilbo enroled into a crazy ass adventure that could have made him richer that pretty much everyone else in the world but his companions and he went back with two gold chests or something like that. Greed is not a hobbit quality and both Bilbo and Frodo (ans Sam too) seemed to be exceptional even for their kind.

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Lotr threads funniest and most comfy.

Well played you goblins.

>>80030102
I don't get it.

>>80036746
It's hard to explain, you see imagine space can be bent and so it's like... here it's easier if I show you; grab me a piece of paper and a pen

>>80036635
This desu. Ive never gone into a lotr thread and been disappointed

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>>80036746

>>80037016
Were we're going we don't need rings

>>80030899
>superhuman likely more powerful than Aragorn
>dies to bunch of random orcs while in possesion of a ring that grants your super powers
I know he was killed by a poison arrow, but it's still dumb

>>80037128
The Ring wanted out you dumb frogposter

>>80030397
jej

>>80035219
Why were they all looting his house then