Hey /tv/ what are some good movies to watch while blazed?

DUDE

MEMES

LMAO

LMAO

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>>80026927
anything by David Lynch
Sans Soleil
Barry Lyndon

Threads

DUDE

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House/Hausu
Nocturnal Animals
Mulholland Drive
Maps to the Stars
The Long Goodbye
Inherent Vice
Clash of the Titans
Talk to Her, The Skin I Live in
Enemy
The One I Love
Guys and Dolls
Arrival
Being There

>>80026927
>Movies
Hey grandpa, I thought you called them "talkies".

Apocalypse Now

>>80026927
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE
LIKE DUUUUDE
DUUUUDE
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>80026927
pacific rim or any kaiju type monster movie. the old school king kong vs godzilla is probably my favorite stoner film .

>>80026927

Im about to watch Casino.

where to buy the weed?

Come and See, Ivan's Childhood, Jin-Roh
I really like movies about war be it animated or life action when I'm stoned.
Or generic comedies when there are other people I'm smoking with.

all you have to do is mention weed and the autistic anti weed spergs freak the fuck out.

sober people are always so level headed

Fear and loathing dude
Cosmos also

>>80027478
What's it like being poor?

Natural Born Killers
City of God
Friday

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>>80027460
at the weed store?

don't tell me you live in one of those uncivilized shitholes with draconian marijuana laws, lel.

>>80027478
>sober people are always so level headed
>level headed
And you're affirming their beliefs that stoners are fucking retarded.

Waking Life for sure, although I might recommend some shrooms be added.

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GRANDMAS BOY MOTHERFUCKER

>>80027599
L O N D O N
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>>80027602

I personally smoke weed daily because an asshole ran me over with his car and several broken bones won't heal due to a genetic defect. I literally have to walk on a partly broken foot and leg. It's either this or being addicted to morphine/codiene. Generalizing is never good, buddy.

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I also like watching cheesy movies like Blood in and blood out. Greasy Strangler. Try watching We Are the Flesh.

>>80027599

God bless Colorado.

>>80026927
DUDE

Dude...like...dude
*takes massive pull*
weed is good for u bro....dude weed like makes you more creative
*lights up bong*
yeah bro...fuck em. fuck it yo weed just calms my shit dude
*rolls up joint*
yeah bro...weed cures depression nd shit yo...weed should be legalised yo..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSfbSlNQzBs

>>80027928
You sound way more retarded than what you're trying to convey here. You'd see the irony in this if you weren't literally mentally ill. You should smoke some weed to ease the pain.

>>80027460
craigslist

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*takes a hit*
Uhhh yeah so like ..... I was smoking weed right and watching uh....... Avengers 2, good movie, fun as hell

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A Field in England
Inherent Vice
Upstream Color
Hail, Cesar!
Wayne's World
Snatch
Casino
Drive

By this point in the list I'm just naming good movies, always enjoyable baked or not

>it's another retards don't realize ALL movies are better on weed and feel the need to mention it in OP episode

>>80028206
Sorry bro I'm just really high right now.

>>80028447
DUDE

Cat in the Hat not memeing.

Literally all of them. I find that a joint at the beginning of the film helps immerse you in it.
On the other hand, too much and it ruins the experience.

Anyway, some of my favorites to watch stoned are Cube, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life (also, The Holy Grail), John Dies at The End, Seeking a Friend for The End of The World, the Cornetto triology, Wet Hot American Summer (and the other movies directed by David Wain), Walk Hard, Feast, Idle Hand.

Also, if anyone has any good horror recommendation, it would be helpful.

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O Brother Where Art Thou
Lebowski
South Park movie
Ex Machina
LOTR
Baraka
Friday
Silence of the Lambs
Boogie Nights
Truman Show
Tucker and Dale

I genuinely don't know where to get any.

;____;`

>>80027786
This, anything with a good soundtrack desu

-Airplane!
-If you've seen/enjoyed/know Airplane, watch Zero Hour!
-The Ten Commandments (the acting is so hammy I'm surprised Jews are allowed to watch this. Take a hit every time someone says "bondage.")
- Dr. Strange looks great blazed.
- This is the End
- Watch a movie you've seen a hundred times, like Star Wars or Princess Bride, and focus your attention on the background characters.
- Kids' movies: Pixar stuff, Disney, most 3D animation.
- La Voyage dans le lune.
- If you remember the 80's or 90's, Not Another Teen Movie/ Scary Movie 1 or 2.

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smoke dat

>>80028522
Wet Hot American Summer is fucking awesome.
And I forgot Walk Hard. Movie basically convinced me to try weed.

>>80028567
>>I genuinely don't know where to get any.
Do you live near a high school or college?

>>80027786
>way dooooowwwwn
>below the oceeaaann

OP literally watch movies that are visually pleasing. Don't even try watching any of these movies that have a plot especially when you are high.

Kubo was great blazed as well

>>80028567
Mingle with people in bars til someone mentions weed and ask if they can hook you up

>>80028650
if you liked Wet Hot, I'd suggest you watch the series and David Wain's other movies (especially The Ten and They Came Together(DOUBLE ESPECIALLY the latter))

>>80028567
Talk with a coworker you think might smoke. I started with "how many people here do you think smoke weed?"
They might either smoke themselves, or know someone who will hook you up.

Spring breakers

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>>80026927
I enjoyed very much:

-Mad Max
-2001 A space Odyssey
-Whiplash
-Princess Mononoke
-Heavy Metal (Seriously this shit is the best)
-Dazed and Confused
-Jon Dies at the end
-Odd thomas (Very cringy desu)
-Inception

>>80028726
The series is also fucking hysterical. I almost fell out of the chair during the party scene when you hear "I WANNA DIP MY BALLS IN IT!"
Also, "By the end of the summer, we'll all look and feel 15 years younger." I lol'ed.

I'll definitely check out those others

>>80028770
>Heavy Metal
Yes.

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>>80026927
maximum 420kino

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>>80028770
>>80028833
Seriously OP watch Heavy Metal, is an amazing and epic journey

>>80028411
>>80028522
>Literally all of them.

and yet people post comedies and shit.

sigh.

>>80028522
Also, since I have nothing better to do atm, I'm gonna add a few more to the list;
Scott Pilgrim, Nothing, Cypher, Galaxy Quest, Dead End (2003), that one /x/-tier indie found footage movie with the moon people, My Name Is Bruce, Evolution, Starship Troopers, Rushmore (and the rest of W. Anderson's movies), AVGN The Movie (also, the Ashens movie, forgot the name), Life After Beth, Coherence, +1, Hausu, Super, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, both SpongeBob movies, Heavy Metal, Suburban Gothic, Zombieland (well, most zombie movies, really(except the really shitty ones)), Southbound, Dogma (and the rest of Kevin Smith except that fucking disgrace Yoga Hosers), Circle, ABCs of Death (and the sequel), Turbo Kid, Final Girls

>>80028868
don't watch this unless you want to cringe for over an hour and a half

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>>80028522
>>80028956

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>>80028970
P L E B
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>>80028785
Agreed, can't wait for the 2nd season. No release date yet, sadly

>>80026927
mostly scifi, action, and fantasy movies. but i tend to watch everything high. makes them better. and if one is shit even when im high then i know its complete shit.

>>80027670
lol

>>80028956
>that one /x/-tier indie found footage movie with the moon people
I'm listening..

>>80028956
>that one /x/-tier indie found footage movie with the moon people
come on, don't leave us hanging like that

>>80029047
>and if one is shit even when im high then i know its complete shit.
this desu

>>80026927
Snyder's kinos, bro. They're dank as fuck.

>>80029130
>>80029171
Sorry, forgot the name.
Did a search, it's Lunopolis (2011), but it's not for everyone. It's got a microscopic budget and some really questionable(at best) acting but fuck I loved it. Also, The Wicksboro Incident, if you want more of the same, but different.

>alt right pussies complain about everything.jpg

>>80029310
DUDE

>>80028522
>Cube
/thread

>>80029303
I'm a found footage fag, so probably already seen worse ones

thanks a lot

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>nobody's posted Speed Racer
Come on, that movie was made to be watched high.

life of pi

>>80029377
Same here, I've seen so much shit I've lost count. Any recommendations for some good FF?

>>80029384
>Come on, that movie was made to be watched high.
being high is
>being amused by flashing colors
not
>being super-involved into story/characters

I guess DUDE WEED LMAO memes have some truth behind them.

>>80029457
I bet you already saw all the good ones.
order by my appreciation, some are not horror

[Rec]
Cloverfield
Trolljegeren (troll hunter)
The Fourth Kind (half mockumentary)
C'est arrivé près de chez vous (man bites dog)
Chronicle
Apollo 18
As Above, So Below
[Rec]2
Skew
Monsters
Paranormal Activity
Europa Report
Hollow
The Warning
Diary of the Dead (hated it)

>not watching The World at War
It's like you've never lived before

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>>80029691
also, got that one from /tv/, was a great watch
mostly mockumentary but has FF

Xena Warrior Princess and Hercules the Legendary journeys.
You're welcome.

I watch all movies while high. Doesn't have to be a particular genre. Everything is better high; that's the point.

>>80026927

the grifter

>>80026927
The Big Lez show

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>>80026927

>>80027636

I think you need something stronger than weed to get through that one.

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BLESSED SORRENTINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dyt430YkQn0

Indica; Watch something with a good plot
Sativa: Watch something that relies on strong visual effects.
Hybrid: watch lynch.
can my fellow /tv/ weed advocates agree

Am I the only person that prefers metal pipes? They're so much easier to clean. The smoke doesn't taste or feel as good though

>>80031218

Gotta invest in a vaporizer my man

>>80031218
eh aluminum pipes are going out of style because you inhale a lot of chemicals that could be linked to early onset alzhiemers. So I've heard in my college chem class.

>>80031251
Vaporizing solid matter takes too long and is too inconvenient. Maybe if I lived in a state with legal dispensaries that sold the vaporpen type cartridges so that the vaping experience is a no hassle relaxing one like smoking a normal joint/cigarette.

Children of Men is amazing to watch while high.

The Wire is pretty good too, you appreciate the flow and dialogue more when you're stoned.

>>80031295
source?

>>80027460

I hope you have a medical condition sir

DUDE

>>80028567

Darknet

>>80026939
fpbp

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>>80026927
>2017
>not watching everything drunk and stoned

>>80027786
I hate weed but some faggot talked me into it then made me watch Goodfellas with him and I had no clue what the fuck was going on and I saw the movie before.

Weed fucking sucks, I'll drink over it any day.

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>>80031218
superior wood

>>80031425
not him but Aluminium is shit as it is a very flakey metal, it's easy to accidentally breathe or consume bits of it (unless it's really solid like a can). Never get a grinder made out of the stuff, youll get little shavings in your drug. If it feels hella lightweight is a bad sign. Grab a steel one.

>>80031661
How can I tell if my metal pipe is steel or aluminum? I got it from a smoke shop years ago.

>>80028567
friends. oh wait you don't have friends! ahahahahahahah
no really im sorry.

>>80031688
magnet, nigga

>>80031688
You can get glass spoons for fucking nothing where I am. They're actually really easy to clean if you use the right shit. Just fill it with rubbing alc and kosher salt, plug up the holes with your fingers and shake it for a few mins. The alcohol loosens it and the salt scrapes it off.

>>80031750
How should it react for steel vs aluminum?

>>80031812
Much faster, easier, and convenient to just unscrew the two or three pieces that a metal pipe is made of and use a pipe cleaner on it and a precision screwdriver to chip away hard resin.

>>80031911
steel, being a ferric metal, would attract a magnet. Aluminium would not.

>>80031516

Try watching Come And See drunk and stoned and see how enjoyable that is

>>80027478
>sober people are always so level headed
Is this suppose to be an insult?
It's a compliment where I come from, is this like when people say "that's bad" and imply it's good?

Fucking junkies man.

>>80031935
Awesome, my pipe attracted the magnet. Thanks bro, that's a load of alzheimers worry off my mind

Who /concentrates/ here

>>80032028
as far as I know steel isn't super ideal anyway, but it's better than aluminium

>>80031516
You should watch a movie and judge it with a level mind, simply watching a movie inebriated is pointless because you're not paying your full attention to the movie due to the state you're in.

>It's a namefag
no fucking wonder.

>>80028293
I wonder how stoned you have to be for Avengers 2 to be a good movie.

ITT. Mexicans and 12 year olds trying to look in it by saying they smoke weed,

>>80031535
I never tried booze, but one guy talked me into it. My head was spinning and I felt very disoriented, couldn't concentrate on a movie at all.

>>80032169
if you're 99% asleep and the sounds just make you imagine your own movie it could work, MAYBE

>>80032201
This poster: 36 year old man with no friends and no prospects

>>80032210
Let that be a lesson to never try it again, you've got you're hole life ahead of you anon

>>80032201
>trying to look in
>anonymous burmese kiteflying forum

>>>/reddit/

>>80027670
That's honestly hilarious and you deserve it for being an obnoxious weed smoker. LMAO.

Anything that uses a lot of practical effects for me.
For some reason CGI just looks really fake and bugs me when I am high.

>>80028249
how do u know its not a cop?

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>Take a Xanax
>Possibly watch a movie, i think, maybe
>Wake up and have no recollection
>Repeat

>>80032319
You don't, you gotta take that chance.

I've never used craigslist for this purpose DO NOT DO IT

2001
Mulholland Drive
Star Trek 2009
Seven Psychopaths
The Big Lebowski (obviously)

>>80027599
>he buys commercial weed

Do the pesticides and heavy duty fertilizers add flavor?

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>>80027670
this

Kicked rx'd oxycontin and just smoke to try to get my mind off the literally crippling pain

>>80032374
Everyone uses that stuff, maybe especially home growers. I know because of reasons.

Twin Peaks (yeah I know it's not a movie)
>that Angelo nighttime woods score kicks in

>>80032201

I smoke pot and I'm not 12 or a Mexican

>>80032402
organic fertilizer is affordable is you aren't growing a warehouse full. And everyone gets some bugs, but they are much more manageable for home growers. what do think happens when the warehouse gets them after the plants started to bud? That shit is getting sprayed down and sold.

>>80032319

Just gotta ask him. They legally have to say they are a cop.

Weed will ruin your life. Trust me.

>>80032513

So does /tv/ and 4chan

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>>80026927
What do I win?

>>80032502
lol

>>80032502
In case you're not joking
http://criminal-law.freeadvice.com/criminal-law/drug_crimes/cop_arrested.htm

>>80032513
Will it? It made mine a lot better. I'm financially successful and so are a lot of my smoking friends. Just don't do it every day. Every few weekends or at concerts or whatever.

>>80032319
I'll sometimes browse cl and all of the people purportedly selling weed all want you to add them to "kik"

I dunno, that's fishy.

>>80032546

Awww, don't ruin the joke

>>80032546
exactly weed is like alcohol, as long as you don't do it daily you should be fine. However I enjoy waking up when I get high from the night before.

>>80032612
nice

>>80032540
Really this? I have been meaning to watch it but planned to be sober.

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>>80032683
Either is fine. Saw it in the theater straight and loved it. Saw it at hope stoned and loved it too.

>>80032693
oh fuck no you masochist

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Britfags know

>>80032460
Yes it is a movie

>>80032817

Hey, that was filmed in my high school!

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>>80028522
>idle hands
My n word. Came to post that.
Check out in the mouth of madness if you haven't seen it

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>>80032882

A classic choice, might I add pic related

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"But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community."

>>80032783
I've tried to get through this sober and stoned and failed about 5 times. Shit freaks me out man. Somewhere during the dinner scene I always bail.

>>80033009


Sholanda: My momma said my daddy's name was Black Dynamite.

Brickwilla: So did my momma!

Black Dynamite: Err, uhh, hush up little girls. A lot of cats have that name.

Don't watch sausage party it'll fuck you up

>tfw about to work overnight security at a grow op where I'll be doing nothing but shitposting on /tv/, listening to Cum Town, and finishing up some Hardykino in an empty building

Thank god for Coloradans and their meme drug, pays my rent.

>>80027746
No. God will not bless Commiefornia 2.0.

>>80033342
I tried to watch it high and it annoyed the shit out of me, I made it maybe 10 minutes

WALL-E is really good high

>>80026927
Any movie that is too boring to watch not blazed

>>80033489
Not for me, I can't stand bad movies when I'm high. Every little thing just grates on me, bad effects, bad acting, bad script, plot holes. I get sucked into a movie and if it's bad it's just 10 times worse

>>80033406

Oh, kill yourself

>>80033218

He said something to in Chinese, sound like some cartoon shit.

Why, Black Dynamite, why?

>>80033679
I would if I had to live in that shithole.

>DUDE SNOWBOARDING AND WEED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Half Baked is excellent when baked!

>>80033729

And what utopia do you live in?

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>>80033914
One that didn't go blue because of all the Commiefornian expats thanks solely due to DUDE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Also: stay out. Never come here. It's a shithole. We have guns and freedom and no weed. Tell all your friends.

>>80028567
you can order it online

>>80034315

Lol, South Dakota is a broke shithole. Even Nebraska is better than your worthless state

>>80026927

Full Metal Jacket
Deuce Bigalow
Austin Powers 1&2

>>80034659
>broke
Wonder why we always run in the black then :^) At least we don't have niggers or lefties like you and Nebraska. Also: guns and freedom.

But no, this place is really a shithole and you should never ever visit and stay the fuck away. Tell everyone you know. Don't ever think about visiting. No DUDE WEED and no commies so it wouldn't interest you guys. Stay away at all costs, trust me.

>>80034315
stay out of south dakota? dammit! its such a beautiful place, beautiful scenery, the people, and I can only imagine the best university's are there! haha how im I supposed to deny that temptation anon?

>>80026927
dude weed lmao but seriously why can i never find bud like that at the clubs?

>ounce just ran out
>not enough money for anything substantial

Looks like it's smoking ash with rests of weed for me.

>>80026927

Mind Game (Japan)

under the skin

>>80034925
As I said, it's absolutely shitty here. Never visit. Tell everyone you know that it's terrible and awful. Seriously, an absolute shithole. Don't even think about driving on the Interstates through here. Go around. We're awful, miserable people and we hate everything.

tl;dr fuck off, we're full

DUDE THE CONSUMPTION OF AN ILLEGAL DRUG WHICH CAN LEAD TO YOUR PERSON RECEIVING A SIGNIFICANT FINE AND EVEN IMPRISONMENT FOR A PERIOD OF TIME DEPENDING ON THE AMOUNT OF THE ILLEGAL DRUG FOUND ON YOUR PERSON LMAO

>>80034912
>>80035076

There are plenty of black people and leftists in South Dakota. Also, how does it feel getting tons of government assistance?

>>80028868
darn tootin.

DRIVE US TO THE DEVIL'S HOUSE MONKEY!!

>>80032374
growers flush with water a few times before harvest, to remove any chemicals for best taste.

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>>80035174
>There are plenty of black people and leftists in South Dakota.
>*leans slowly into microphone*
WRONG

>Also, how does it feel getting tons of government assistance?
Did the whole "running in the black" part go over your head? We pay more to the faggot feds than we get back. Most of the fed assistance goes to the injun reservations anyway so those numbers are falsely represented anyway. But no, your state is totally a great place to live lmao

>>80035295

DUDE CONSERVATIVES LMAO

>>80035295

You do know that Denver has a higher GPD than your entire state combined, right? And is in the black as well, right?

Of course you don't.

>>80035351
>>80035413
Yeah damn, I wish we could be more like nigger/DUDEWEED/lefty land. You're so successful and stuff.

You win. Again, don't ever come to this hellhole. Stay there. This is an absolute dystopian wasteland. Seriously let everyone you know how much of a shitty place this is and to never come here. I'm being honest.

>>80028567
You can get weed ridiculously easy. I've bought from an uber driver before

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>>80026927
Go away, Jon Stewart.

>>80031740
>social anxiety
>depression
>literally no friends
>I still have a weed hookup from happening to go by a neighbor who was smoking and asking if I wanted any
It's insane how easy it is to get drugs.

>>80032361
>>80032319
cops arent going to set up a sting to bust you for a quarter ounce of bud

then again, if youre in georgia or something who knows. craigslist is fine in canada though.

>>80036576
>t. totally not a wolf in sheeple clothing

>>80026927
requiem for a dream

>>80036670
*shrugs* we have mail order marijuana from non-deepweb sites in syrupstan now that is legit as well, very progressive.

I've been watching samurai movies stoned for the past few days.

Might make a thread for discussing Jidaigeki but I don't know how big /tv/ is on old jap kino.

I just want more samurai movies to watch, high or otherwise.

>>80036741
>*shrugs*
Kys retard

>for cool trip/freaky thoughts: john dies at the end
>dark fantasy exploring the human condition: ink

>>80027460
Not in Trump's America!

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>>80026927
Cannabis is child's play

Move on to psychedelics already and watch link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqbJHbP61PY

>>80027460

The only people in this entire fucking world who don't know how/where to buy weed are those without friends.

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>Go to friends house
>Get stoned and have the time of my life
>Come back home and get insulted on 4Chan about it

You guys are just big jerks you know what I mean

>>80037674
The only reason they make fun of people for smoking weed is because 90% of these faggots are friendless shut-ins who wouldn't have the slightest idea of where to even find a dealer. They have no chance of getting their hands on any weed so they pretend it's shit to make themselves feel better.

AM 1200

>>80037575
Fuck off YMS

>>80037745
This

>>80032817
I always wanted to rent this when I was a kid cause I thought there would be vore in it.

so many movies in this thread that will put you the fuck to sleep

Fast Memes at Ridgemont High Bro

>>80027019
>Nocturnal Animals

kek that is a waste of a good buzz

>>80027599
>he started smoking yesterday

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>>80026964
>Came here to post Barry Lyndon not expecting it to already be posted
>it's in the first post
was it Kek? Meme magic is real

>>80027599
>paying taxes for weed

I knew there were retards on this board but I had no idea the severity of the problem

>>80026927
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

Its unintentionally funnier than Spinal Tap.

god dammit i wish i could smoke

>>80037745
You hit the nail on the head

>>80027670
>glass bones and paper skin

How much is 1g in YOUR area?

I will start 5€

Also Doctor Strange fucked me up

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Prometheus 2 electric wheataloo

>>80040351
Usually in my city it's around $10, but in my specific suburb there's a dealer who sell at $8 and it's some good shit called Dutch Haze.

>>80039828

(You) pay tax for alcohol too so how is weed any different? You are lucky if it's even legal and trouble free in your shithole so tax is the least of the problems

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>>80039828
Problem, poorfag?

>>80039830
>that animated parody clip after the napster lawsuit
>lars crawling all over james
busts my gut everytime
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s-jRCqBiTk&t=5s

>>80039739
Pleb

Ive smoked weed basically every day for the last 5 years, it's only for when I watch kino and it helps my severe retardation (ocd). If I recall correctly the last film I watch stone sober was Man Bites Dog like ages ago. You could call me a moron but its better than listing every type of cocktail in my head over and over again while im trying to watch a movie. DUDE

Akira is excellent while stoned

D U D E

>>80040497
>paying that much for edibles
You know you could make your own for half the price, right?

>>80028316
>By this point in the list I'm just naming good movies

this. good movies are good while high. there is no such thing as a movie that is better on weed. They all are better.

>>80041906
>expecting a wagecuck with access to FDAWEED LMAO to respond with anything but "I HAVE THE MONEY SINCE IM NOT A POORFAG"
>inb4 le jealous poorfag
not in the slightest. I allow myself the luxury once a year(usually spend about $150-200 an it lasts almost 2 weeks) and am sober the rest of the year. the highs are close enough to the first time with my tolerance schedule to the point I dont miss it to the point where I'm emotional about not having it since the payoff for bein a good boy is greater than being a ditzy shithead all day everyday.

>>80028947
I think weed makes you realize the absurdities of life, so absurdist comedy is the first thing you realized is hightened by it. You soon realize everything is good with it, but there is certainly a reason that comedies are popular on weed.

>>80042102
Hey, good for you anon. You're doing something many weed consumers can't do.

>>80042102
Coming from someone who smokes almost all day every day, this is really good advice. Weed isn't fun when you do it every day and it just becomes something you can't sleep without / can't listen to music without / can't watch movies without. It can become very bad in a way where it doesn't add anything but is only subtractive.