If Steven Seagal was a seagull, he would be Steven Seagull

If Steven Seagal was fat, he would be Steven Seagal

>>80025544
No

>>80025544
If steven seagal was a faggot he'd be OP

>>80025544

good post op

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>>80025544
If Britney Spears was scared, she would be Britney Tears

>>80025544
If Steven Seagal were an ocean lass, he'd be Steven Seagal

>>80025675
I meant if she was crying
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>>80025544
If Norman Reedus was a regular baby, he'd be Normal Fetus.

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If Christian Bale was a "Bale" (of hay) he would be "Christian Bale"

If Brendan Fraser never married Afton Smith he'd be in the new Mummy instead of Tom Cruise

>>80025544
If Steven Seagal was a hobbit, he would be Steven Smeagol

>>80025544
If Steven Seagal was a gull, he'd be Steven's a Gull

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>tfw every jj school near me teaches aikido style bullshit that was invented ~ 2003 that has nothing to do with actual jj

>>80025763
Look man we're just trying to have fun here, we don't need to talk about Brendan

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>>80025763

Life is suffering

>>80025544
Were you forced to watch The Shallows, too?

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>>80025544
>Steven Seagull
Did you know Seagull was in Blake Lively's thrillkino last year?