Twin Peaks Shitposting General

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>>80024788

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First for Bobby

>>80024788
Fuck, I can't tell if these are shopped or not anymore

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How long until the new season?

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>>80024895

So how do you think it's gonna end?

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>>80026310

>>80024788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2jilTeuhM

>Audrey is a human Sourpatch Kid
>James has an IMAX forehead
>Coop is secretly an asshole, he didn't want Laura to take the ring in FWWM
>Dr. Jacoby is pretty fly for a white guy
>Deputy Brennan is a cuck, probably raised Dick Tremaine's kid

The cast is dead or really old, why did Lynch wait so long to do this?

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>>80026092
a few months

reddit

>>80024788
https://youtu.be/dulxbKkj9Wg

I'm into S2 and I kind of fucking hate this show, the only stuff I enjoy is Agent Cooper and everything at the police dept.

I thought this scene was funny as fuck though.

https://youtu.be/Y_JutJRMSrc?t=54

>>80027545
Finally an unshooped pic of James

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>>80024855
how did they coordinate that?

>>80027957
>just fucking flail about i dunno

>>80024855
One of my favorite parts of the film, thanks for posting this

>>80026739

>Coop is secretly an asshole, he didn't want Laura to take the ring in FWWM

Wait what

>>80024901
that's actually quality oc, breddy gud

Once I'm done watching TP and the movie, I'm gonna start on a Twin Peaks X-Files crossover fanfic.

And no Denise/Scully shipping. Fuck off

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*sucks some helium*
*starts singing some gay shit*

>>80028526
JUST YOU

Abject truth: Only redditors and tumblrites hate James

>>80028629
AND MEEEE

>>80028681
Can you explain why you like James? I don't hate him really but he was pretty dull

>>80024855

I have been asking for years about this scene but no one can give me a proper answer. Is it bobbies alphaness that mAKES EVERYONE BACKWARDS CANDE AROUND HIM? the fuck is going on i love lnych

>>80028681
James was a whiny faggot who was in love with a whore. Fuck off James Marshall.

>>80028681
>very gay
>stupid looking face
>awful singing voice
What CAN he do

>>80028681

>that one scene where Donna sees him kissing Maddy and he freaks out and smashes her shit running after her

kino I laughed so hard

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>>80024788
Oh hai guize

>>80026474
One of the best scenes in Twin Peaks. If you dislike this scene you are complete and utter fag.

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>>80028907
Damn

>>80027355
Why the fuck are you still watching then? Probably because you want to fit in once season 3 starts. Get lost.

>>80024788
Go back to Facebook

>>80028949
Definitely one of the funniest scenes, that's for sure

>>80028733
I admire the 50s-esque biker archetype portrayed through Lynches visions of nostalgia and reminiscence of simpler times. He serves as a basis for the projection of youthful naïvety through expressed throughout the younger characters.

>>80028797
James was a hopeless and lone kid who fell for the highschool honey.

>>80028827
>had four girls want his cock throughout the series
>unusually attractive face
>unique singing voice
He's already defacto better at what you can do.

>>80029007
Alright I get that, and I do think his character was especially necessary in season 1 but man they fucked him in season 2

>>80028990
Go back to /got/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc74zZmn2m8

>>80028979
I only finished S1 like 2 days ago.
I was hoping it'd actually lead to something but the show is played incredibly generically.

soo is the missing pieces worth watching?

>>80028907
who is this? Dick and Hank?

>>80029209
YUP

>>80029058
so tight. i wish Lynch gave every single actor a scene like this - i met Charlotte Stewart (Bobby's mom) IRL and she was great.

>>80029206
yeah, if you liked FWWM - it has a lot more Bowie and even reveals some shit about the present time.

>>80029238
wtf, fuckin Dick looks great man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8c0LIYWyaM
Who do you think's aged best?
Bobby looks like he had a meth habit
Andy looks like a grizzled old man but has a better hairline than in the show
Lucy doesn't look any different
James looks surprisingly ok

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>Donna's awkward youngest sister who showed up in one scene to sing while wearing a princess dress and a tiara

How does Lynch pick so perfectly every time? it's like a superpower

>>80029419
Honestly I think everyone in this video has aged pretty well. Bobby looks good with the white hair and james seems to have grown into his forehead at some point

>>80029419
James is going to be a cop this season.

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Season 2 when?

>>80029478
Pretty.

He has great taste in women.

Somebody post 2017's pic of Audrey, Shelly, Laura and any other girl from the series

Also, which characters are confirmed to NOT appear this season?

>>80026454

Mark Frost will probably actually do this

>>80029768
From the surviving original cast, notable actors not to return include Piper Laurie (Catherine Martell), Lara Flynn Boyle (Donna Hayward), Michael J. Anderson (The Man from Another Place), Joan Chen (Josie Packard), Michael Ontkean (Sheriff Harry S. Truman), Eric Da Re (Leo Johnson), and Heather Graham (Annie Blackburn).

>>80029419
Did Miguel Ferrer get all of his scenes shot before his death?

>>80029419
its on showtime? does this mean they can say fuck now?

>>80029865
yes

>>80029921
I hope they don't get carried away with sex, violence, and language, just because they are on Showtime now. Part of the original's charm was due to the restrictions network tv put on it.

>>80029827
I'm really sad about Truman and The Man from Another Place. Why isn't Lara Flynn Boyle going to be involved? Is the actress who played Donna in FWWM going to play her or just no Donna? Sorry I'm out of the loop with cast news

>>80030005
agreed but i like how bobby said fuck a few times in fwwm. really fits his character.

>>80030029
yeah like wtf. truman is one of the main niggas.

>>80030029
The girl who played Donna in FWWM isn't back either.
She's either been recast entirely or dropped as a character.

>>80030029
>Why isn't Lara Flynn Boyle going to be involved?
Because she looks like somethething from the bottom of the sea.

As far as we know, no, Donna isn't there at all. A shame, I liked the FWWM girl actually.
>>80029419
I have no idea who Chrysta Bell is, but in that brief clip I LOVE how she talks/her body language. If her character is like that she'll fit in perfectly.

>>80030114
>>80030112
Yeah I knew she was looking pretty bad but damn. Maybe she has been recast again and they're keeping it quiet

>>80030103

He was supposed to appear but that guy retired from acting, pretty sad

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>oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school got brutally raped and murdered? Bobby, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken peninsula. Don't tell me you have it hard because you killed a man over a bag of laxative. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Bobby! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my house.

>>80030114
Apparently Bell is his muse

>>80030114
Chrysta Bell sang the song at the end of Inland Empire (not the credits one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IX-zOoB6IY

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>>80030295
nooo

>>80029419
Lucy is a MILF

>>80028190
>realizes that if Laura takes the ring BOB will kill her and he'll have to go to Twin Peaks and get stick in the Lodge

>>80030462
Huh, not bad.

>>80030462
Why do his movies always look so low budget when they aren't?

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More like Lara Flynn Boil, amirite?!

Imagine they took some influence of the Lovecraft/Nihilism themes from True detective season 1, that would be awesome.

>>80030606
Because IE was shot with a consumer grade handheld digital camera from the early 2000's that he was previously making internet videos with.

>>80030621
This just makes me sad, she was beautiful.

>>80030636
Doesn't seem like Lynch's style desu

>>80024855
He is the absolute best at playing an asshole

>>80031048
Reading the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer made me feel pretty bad for Bobby

>>80028738
It's a homage to the pilot episode. Watch the pilot again and pay attention to the first school scene.

>>80030556
I think the reasoning was it's better to be killed than posessed by BOB. Both Cooper and MIKE wanted that for Laura. And in the end of FWWM it seems as if Laura gets away from the waiting room and gets to go to the white lodge.

>>80031506
Why?

>>80031961
She cucked him pretty good.

>>80031961
Lara was just really shitty to him, I mean she did seem to feel guilty about it sometimes. For instance, She was the one who made Bobby start selling cocaine, she threatened to leave him if he didn't. Used him a lot basically.

I don't know how "canon" the diary is but it was a pretty good read, just finished it yesterday.

>>80032066
Laura* my bad

>>80032005
And got him mixed up with Leo, made him buy her drugs, made him sell drugs so he could afford to buy stuff for her..

>>80032066
It's a bit about that in The Missing Pieces too. How she just use him for coke. The secret diary and Cooper's journal are both considered non-canon since the release of The Secret History I think.

>>80032121
I need to read The Secret History soon then. Also still need to see The Missing Pieces, going to buy the box set

>>80029791
It was shot late 2015/early 2016 and written even earlier. Trump won't be in it (thankfully).

>>80032299
I just don't feel like they would do that anyway, part of the charm of Twin Peaks is how isolated it feels from the rest of the world

>>80032186
Do it. There's a fan made version of FWWM up on pirate bay with all The Missing Pieces scenes cut into it chronologically. And the book was fucking great. Mark Frost has said that it is related to season 3 so I guess it's canon.

>>80032384
>Mark Frost has said that it is related to season 3
And Lynch said that he hasn't even read it so I'd be cautious about that

>>80032420
kek Lynch is hilarious, I also read last night (when I was looking at discussion of the Diary) that he didn't read the Secret Diary either. He just let his daughter write whatever, I guess.

>>80032384
I think it's canon to an extent. Frost would have been doing his part of the script with Secret History always in mind, but it's not Lynch's work in any part so whatever he's directed is not held in regard of the book.

>>80032384
>watching fan made shit instead of our boi lynch's vision

>David Bowie was due to make a cameo but he died before filming started
Crying shame

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leo did nothing wrong

>>80029478
She played Alia in Dune, that's probably why he included her in the series.

>>80029478
fucking D girl

>>80032384
>>80032477
>>80032420
Mark wrote Secret History AFTER finishing the script.

>>80032562
fuck off leo

>>80032562
new shoes

Please give me a quick rundown at what happened at the end of the series? I can't remember it was like 20 years ago.

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>>80032562
>when you find out he wasn't actually a vegetable

>>80033194
HOW'S ANNIE

>>80033194
HOW'S ANNIE

>>80033194
AHAHAHA

Glad our boy Leland managed to get to the White Lodge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS6duOoxctw

>>80031806
post the webm please

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>>80034430

>>80034405
There are few things as scary as the end of Twin Peaks to me. Great horror.

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Best girl coming through.

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underrated qt

>>80034593
hated her and how everybody acted like she was so hot.

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>>80034594

>>80034594
he's not even the best man

Can somebody post an unshopped picture of James? It's hard to tell at this point.

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>>80034656

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>>80034656

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>>80034656

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her feet were top notch

>>80034618
she was pretty fucking hot

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICGwfkAYwr0

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Robert Forster is playing "Sheriff Frank Truman"

At least they didn't straight up recast Harry.

>>80034847
Exhibit A on why Shelley is best girl.

>>80024855
He literally walks backwards the rest of the day?

>>80027545
like a slinky

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>>80035004
Exhibit B. She's the main girl on the show who didn't age like total shit.

>>80034808
LYNCHED

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>>80034678

>>80035052
only main girl*
nb

>>80035052

She also got blacked and had a black child

>>80035052
She's a nigger fucking race traitor. That's why her career went nowhere.

>>80035127
Well, Norma is Rashida Jones mom so they can sometimes make nice children

>>80035157
I love Lynch and Bowie but his accent in that scene is indefensible

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>>80035127
>>80035156

You're thinking of Laura Dern

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Madchen (Shelly) and husband

>>80035273
>mocking the father of a recently deceased girl

why

>>80035430
women are cruel evil bitches.

>>80035309
>all of her kids are a different color from her
>from each other
>and from her husband

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>>80035597
There must have been something in those pies at the Double R.

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best future Twin Peaks girl incoming

>>80035803
ew

clef go to bed

>>80033219
Literally my favorite part about season 2

>>80035789
It's came to be all they could think about any time anyone asked for some nice "hot black Joe"

>>80034430
man he is so cool

>>80035803
please no

>>80034638
Gracious