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Films women will never understand

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>>80021967

>why doesn't he just call the other X-Men to help him?
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Logan had a hard life
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>>80021967
films non-redditors will never understand
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>>80021967
Because they've gone and died like real friends would. Those selfish assholes
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>Hey faggot give me a quarter
What do?
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>>80022018
T. Person who hasn't seen it>>80022037
Wall her ass back to the barren land of bsd hombres
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>>80022037

fucking pace yourself
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>>80022058
I haven't seen it yeah, capeshit is for children.
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>>80022058
*bad
Fuck me
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>>80022077

But this is capekino
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>>80022037
I don't usually carry cash. Want a smoke?
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>>80022077
So why are you even in this thread?
How alone are you?
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>>80022077
It is fucking kino, this coming from someone who hated Civil War, and X-MEN Apocolypse
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>>80022037
Laura a Cute. CUTE!
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>>80022037
someone shoop her with wolverine hair
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>>80021967
haven't seen it

but they always do father daughter pairings to appeal to the normies

the womyn imagine they are the girl with a strong Logan daddy with a big peepee
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>When she turned the cross into an X
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>>80022175
Dude my audience went wild with applause. It was such a sudden shift in mood because the crowed was sad as fuck before that moment.
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>>80022077
this movie tries so hard to be a serious movie, but just runs into genre constraints of superhero movies so hard. There's an evil clone, some super juice that logan injects into himself, and a bunch of robot dudes that get chopped up over and over again
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would you /tv/?

I know I would
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>>80022175
>>80022225
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>>80023100
why were those beaner kids bullying logan?
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Was anyone else attracted to the little girl, not in a sexual way but in an "awwww" kind of way
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>>80023150
sure anon, in a very non-sexual, very parental, cute "awwwwww" way.

mhm, of course
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>>80023150
>>80023065
Get the gas

Alex Jones and Donald are coming for you pedo mother fuckers
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How many times has Huge Jackman played Wolferine now?
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>>80023193
>played Wolverine
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>>80023193
>played Wolverine
he IS wolverine
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>>80023150
you think a girl is cute?

I'M GONNA KICK YOU'RE ASS
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>>80023193

9 times

X1
X2
X3

Xorigins Wolverine
The Wolverine
Logan

First Class (cameo)
Days of Future Past
Xmen Apocalypse
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>>80023248
> thinking a girl is cute
shes 12 yo child. These people need to be hanged.
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>that riding scene

i-i felt everyone in the theater looking at me for some reason
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>>80021967
I understood it anon ;_;
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>>80021967
Every lotr film. I have not met one woman who likes it.
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>>80023309
children are also cute

>americans
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>>80023388
Theyre not saying the kid is cute faggot. Theyre pedos trying to say the kid is """"""cute""""".

> fucking europoors unironically think having sex with little kids is okay.
Hitler didnt go far enough with the gassing.
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>>80023453
but he literally literally said not in a sexual way and you still get mad
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So when he said "so that's what it feels like"
did he mean death or family?
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>>80023501
>>80023453
she was cute, I'd like to have a daughter like her someday, what's wrong with that?
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>>80023453
Bad thing is, everything is okay if your opinion is drastically outnumbered.
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*takes off glasses*
*spits on the ground*
hmm...gimme the girl...
*sucks on teeth*
aint no point in resistin, baby..
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>>80022360

sounds like you're describing any action movie outside the realm of (relatively speaking) realism.
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>>80023501
> wow he said something so it must be what he means
> what is context
yea guys Im totally not gay.....like really...I really like women....I swear.....right?

Look I know reading is hard.
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>>80023533
I thought he meant family. But now I'm not so sure
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>>80023581
I see potential in this.

Negan posting 2.0?
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>Go on Reddit Logan discussion thread
>Discussing homages, cameos, and things I missed in the movie
>Lots of insightful posts

>Go on 4chan for Logan thread
>Bitching about women
>Pedos talking about diddling kids
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>>80023533
>>80023697
The family life that xavier was telling him he could have. That comfy feel
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YOU CAN'T JUST STUFF ANY BULLET INTO ANY GUN AND HAVE IT WORK.
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>>80022037
.....want a toothpick?
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>>80021986
I didn't understand that and I'm a dude
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>>80023744
You can go back and stay there.
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>>80023777
First off the bullet looked like it could be a .357 or .44 and she picked up a snub nosed revolver so theres a chance the math makes sense. You also cant grow bone claws out of your hands, have seizures that kill cities, sniff to find mutants. Its a marvel movie, relax sperg.
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>>80023828
death to pedos, fuck off
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>>80023777
What was even a point of adamantium bullet? Logan can regenerate, a wound is a wound.
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>>80023148
I thought it was funny that they gave him the Old Man Logan cut based off the comic books they had I'm assuming.
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>>80023887
death to redditors, gtfo
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>>80023927
It's telling that 4chan is perfectly okay with pedos but chimps out about """reddit"""

bunch of social parasite degenerates
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>>80023150
>When she started speaking Spanish outta no where

Fuck, that was super cute
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>>80023581
What is this guys problem with Spanish speaking people?
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>>80023329
>She'll never straddle you for a ride
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>>80021967
Rambo 4. god damn what a fun movie it was
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>>80022037
I only have hundreds on me.
Will a hundred do?
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>>80022007

He just needs time to rest
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is it worth watching if you dont like capeshit?
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>>80024967

Why would a biased faggot enjoy something he has a bias against? You gonna start dating niggers too? Fucking retard.
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I made a thing
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>>80021986
>>80023820
Because Xavier killed all the mutants by having a seizure when connected to Cerebro
Only Logan and the mutants made after the incident survived
That's the reason why he cries before the clone kills him
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How close does this follow Old Man Logan?
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>>80025715
No, you are making shit up. The reason there are no more mutants is because the scientist guy put shit in the water/food to make people stop having mutant children. He says so himself towards the end. There is mention of an incident in which xavier may have caused the deaths of some people including the xmen, but cerebro was never mentioned.
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>>80025815
Not much.
Only true similarities are that there are no new mutants appearing naturally and that Logan is old with limited healing factor.
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>>80022037
She looks like that actor who looks like Jason London
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>>80025815
It's actually better
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Only 2 issues, X-24 definitely is not dead as that bullet can't kill him.

Second, why does he think the adamantium is poisoning him?
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>>80025920
It was a logical conclusion given the context. Xavier wouldn't kill mutants any other way unless the were too close to him.
I saw the extermination as "combined effort" from the doctor and him.
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>>80025920


That's the reason there's no more mutants being born. Charles killed 600 mutants at the mansion while having a seizure. (In the comic wolverine killed all the students being duped by mysterio)
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>>80021967
i'm sure women who grew up without a father figure would probably understand it
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So why did the bullet kill X-24?
In Origins, Logan gets shot in the head 3 times by adamantium bullets at point blank range and they don't even penetrate his head.

How did one shot brain X-24 from across the field?
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>>80025815
Thankfully not, Old Man Logan is cringe worthy typical comic book Bullshit like the majority of X-Men comics (hate me, but the comics where never really good, 90% of the time they mentioned the powers that they will use in that scene, in some cases the hated "The Last Stand" is near to the comics than any other X-Men film, because exactly that kind of Bullshit happens in that). "Muh adult themes", no, putting incest and blood in your comic book makes it not adult. Some Punisher Maxx Comics are adult, but not ONE X-Men Comic, at least these who I read were not. Logan is far superior to the comics.
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>>80022077
K I N O
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That deadpool 2 trailer before the movie was unexpected.
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>>80027031

Origins was a mistake and isn't canon
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>>80027031
He didn't have adamantium skeleton
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>>80026076

The reporter on the radio says injured 600 people and killed 7 members of the x-men, not killed 600 mutants
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So I don't really like Comic Book films, but I followed the Wolverine standalones b/c he was my favorite when I was a kid

Is the reason he is dying because his body is rejecting the adamantium implants?
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>>80027750
Kind of, his body can't keep up with the adamantium poisoning any more so it's putting a massive stress on his body.
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>>80022175
Literally one of the purest kino moments of all times.
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>>80022225
ew. why america claps at the cinema's? who the fuck are you applauding?
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>>80022175
I didn't like that. Of all jokes in this movie that scene made me laugh. It wasn't something that I would lower my rating for Logan but it was unnecessary.
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>>80025920

you didn't even tried to undestand the movie, dumbass
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