What's the best Kubrick film?

>>80021855
none, they are all pretentious garbage with forced pauses and artsy bullshit that was clearly product of not knowing what to do.

The Moon Landing

>>80021925
That's it, is there anything or anyone that /tv/ actually likes? The majority of threads seem to be spent shitting on something.

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>>80021855
You forgot "... and why is it Barry Lyndon."

"Hitler was right about almost everything" - Stanley /ourguy/ Kubrick

My favorites are Paths of Glory and Dr Strangelove, though I totally understand if someone thinks another is technically a better movie.

Eyes Wide Shut

>>80022040
this

a clockwork is thumblr bait
metal jacket and shining are reditt bait

stranglove, lyndon and eyes wide shut are kino

ask reddit

>>80022040
This, Barry Lyndon is Kubrick's finest and incredibly his most humane and universal film

Here is my favorite directors. Pls r8

>kubrick
>scorsese
>spielberg
>polanski
>nolan
>tarantino
>fincher
>scott

>>80023750
This or The Shining. My reasons are almost totally based on personal preference, though -- I think you could make a good argument for almost any of his films.

2001

>>80023987
pretty g8 t8st m8

>>80023987
you know I actually know this is bait

but I do like and enjoy most of these directors works
guess I am a turbo pleb

>>80023987
Let me guess. You do not know any other directors beside these mainstream piece of shieeets.

>>80023987
watch more movies/10

>>80021855
>>80021855
objectively: dr. strangelove

>>80024119
Don't buy into /tv/'s elitism. Popular =/= bad

>>80021855
My personal favorite is A Clockwork Orange because I love the look of the film, I love the message about how society creates it's own monsters and I love Malcolm McDowell.

>>80023987
Nothing wrong with liking those man, but you aren't a very serious movie fan. Again, each of those directors brings something to the table, the top half more than the bottom half, but just be aware that there is so much more and honestly better out there. Like what you like and always strive to expand your taste

>>80021855
I will always love Spartacus the most.

Strangelove.

>>80024337
This

>>80024658
Barely a Kubrick joint

>>80021855

Eyes Wide Shut or 2001

>>80025209
>baiting this hard

I can't believe people would call the director of Strangelove pretentious.

Strangelove or Full Metal Jacket

>>80025209
This

>>80024224
Yeah boy

>>80021855
The Killing

Barry Lyndon

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>>80021855
this is not even a contest, however

>perfect tier
2001

>almost perfect tier
dr. strangelove
paths of glory
barry lyndon
eyes wide shut

>better than 90% of films tier
full metal jacket
a clockwork orange

>good but doesn't have much to do with Kubrick, he was hired at the last moment so is just a regular film tier
spartacus

>Stan, what the fuck where you thinking? tier
lolita
and the rest

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>>80021855
Barry Lyndon

FMA

2001

Hate the shining, don't get what people see in it.

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>>80023939
>most universal film
unless you're a nog or a woman

>>80026788
>perfect tier
>completely redundant HAL 9000 plot

>>80024224
Best answer

>>80023987
Where are Dreyer? Mizoguchi? Greg Lansky? Sokurov?

>>80021855
Barry Lyndon or Dr Strangelove.

>>80025549
>baiting this hard by saying "baiting this hard"
you are the bait, and>>80025209 is right you faggot

>All these plebs haven't seen The Killing
Smh tbqh senpai it's his only decent flick

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>>80023679

>>80028246
[distant but uproarious laughter]

Pretty sure it isnt clockwork orange.just watched pretty shit movie considering i read book and 150page book isnt that hard to tell but he cut most of book

>>80021855
>tfw you look like kubrick
If I ever get invited to a Halloween costume party or something, I'm going as him.

>>80024224
true words from a wise anon

>>80029642
What's the point to adapt books if all we have to do according to autists is to copy paste everything that was in the book and make it a movie? Why we just don't ask robots to adapt books? They would do a much better job.

>>80029564
he was really poor in this film tho

his monologues were cringe

>>80027648
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I'm latino and it's my favourite Kubrick film

>>80021940

Patrician pick right here

>>80024224
it would be if it had the original ending

>>80029746
he exactly did what you said though but in a shitty way

>>80029642
The only important part of the book he changed was the ending. There's honestly nothing wrong with not straying too far away from the source material.

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OFFICIAL KUBRICK MOVIE POWER RANKINGS brought to you by /sp/

1. 2001: A Space Odyssey
2. Dr. Strangelove
3. Barry Lyndon
4. Clockwork Orange
5. Eyes Wide Shut
6. Full Metal Jacket
7. The Killing
8. The Shining
9. Paths of Glory
10. Lolita
11. Spartacus

>implying Kubrick isn't a top 5 director of all time and has ever made a movie that's even close to just average

>>80021855
What matters more is that he never made a bad one. Not even a mediocre one. From first to last they are exceptionally high-quality.

>>80021855
2001: ASO is objectively his best work