When will we get a live action Aladdin movie?

>>80021788
Jafar is gay

>>80021788
Jafar is gay

>>80021788

already been announced, catch up

>>80021829
>>80021824
Hivemind

Jafar is /ourguy/

>>80021857
>Jafar is gay

Are there any good or attractive middle eastern actors out there

>>80021788
Because most of the places that Disney could use as the setting for Agrabah have already been destroyed

>>80021876
No, so they always get spics or kikes instead

>>80021876
They will use Israeli kaffirs as usual :'(

>>80021876
More importantly,

Are there any good or attractive middle eastern pornstars out there?

>>80021876
are there any middle eastern actors out there besides le frog man?

>>80021876
>good
>middle eastern
Pick one, and only one.

>>80021788
>When will we get a live action Aladdin movie?
Hopefully never.
It is not needed.
The cartoon movie has aged well on its own.

>>80021876
Nasim Pedrad, Catherine Bell

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>>80021876
I hope they'll use this one

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>>80022019
Nowhere near dark enough

>>80021862
fucking faggot

>>80022057
Who gives a shit

>>80021998
>>80022019
middle easterners are black though

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>>80022057
Middle Easterners aren't niggers you idiot, most of them have even lighter skin

This qt would fit too

>>80022019
They could get Salma Hayek, I mean she's half Lebanese

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>>80022136
But she's ugly and old as fuck

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>>80022133
Kill yourself

>>80021876
Ben affleck ?

>>80022057
WE

>>80022168
>disney paints jasmine as very dark therefore middle easterners are all that dark

Middle Easterners that don't get exposed to the sun a lot, like princesses, tend to have light skin.

Also the actresses posted above are similar enough in skin tone.

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>>80022133


she's not white though. jasmin has to be white to piss off the left

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Dream cast:

Jasmine-Ana de Armas
Aladdin-Oscar Isaac
Sultan-George Lopez
Genie-the mexican guy from Ant-Man
Jafar-Riz Ahmed

>>80022258
She's a Jew, it would piss off the Arabs

>>80022272
Get rid of all the dirty spics like Isaac and Lopez

>>80022290
I dont care if there are Mexican actors cast, but not all brown people look the same ... Lopez and mexican people in general don't look Indian.

>>80021788
You can't.
Have jasmine not wearing a niqab will offense muslims. Have her wear one and a dozen of leftards will call you patriarchal cis scum and ruin your twitter promotional campaign.

Also if you do a modern adaptation, Aladdin would end up kill Jafar by blowing himself up because Genie would grant him 72 jasmines in paradise.

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Jafar?

>>80022290
They're all hispanics except for Jafar, who would played by a muslim actor who's been bitching about being typecast as the villain. It's supposed to be a joke.

>>80022358
>Have her wear one and a dozen of leftards will call you patriarchal cis scum and ruin your twitter promotional campaign.

Nope. Leftists love the hijab and the niqab, they think it's empowering for women and that "Muslims are the real feminists". What a time to be alive.

>>80022290
brown "people" are interchangeable

>>80022358
In a modern adaptation Jasmine will rescue Aladdin, and Jafar will be an evil American spy.

>>80021788
Anytime your stupid raghead country feels like making one, Ahmed.

>>80022272
Jasmine : Salma hayek
Aladdin : Dev Patel
Jafar : John Turturo
Abu : John Boyega

>>80022486
In a modern adaptation Jasmine and Jafar would be white, Aladdin would be an african refugee and Genie would be a jewish woman.

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Live action adaptation when?

>>80022546
Isn't jasmine supposed to be young? Salma Hayek is too mommy looking(I mean that in a good way of course)

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>>80022713
Casting choice

>>80022725
its funny no one ever realizes half disney girls are pedo bait.

Which actress is hairy enough to play Jasmine?

What about this qt?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HairyCelebs/comments/5uqwjw/emmanuelle_chriqui/

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>>80022057
Jasmine isn't dark you fucking idiot.

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There is a French kino live-action version.

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Aliya Jasmine for Jasmine

>>80023418
too fugly

>>80021876
Rami Malek

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Jafar is gay

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>>80021788

scarlett johansson

>>80022019
that chick is way too fucking old. jasmine is supposed to be a young qt. a sultan isn't going to wait until his daughter is fucking 40 to marry her off.

I feel like the whole world has gone crazy. who convinced everyone that old women are just as good as young qt's? and who convinced everyone that you are a disgusting ebil man if you think a 19 year old is hot? "you want a woman with experience!" wtf is happening. no wonder islam is getting so many new recruits, for all their faults at least they haven't forgotten how to deal with women like the rest of us

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Nazanin Boniadi

>>80023606
>a sultan isn't going to wait until his daughter is fucking 40 to marry her off

Yeah because this movie is so realistic, and he is obviously going to marry her off to some street urchin xD

Also with some makeup she can look young enough

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>praise Allah!

What did he mean by this?

>>80023865
Death to America.

>>80023799
jasmine should be a teenager or at the very oldest early 20's. not just for the sake of realism, the movie would be made for kids and teenagers. they aren't going to relate to a 45 year old princess. not to mention it's not a great way to continue the royal line to have post menopausal princesses married off. That's how you get no heirs, or how you get prince downy

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Onli DiDi Hajid is hot enough to play her.

>>80021876
everyone is saying "no" to this post but I thought there was some really attractive (both male and female) middle eastern people out there? am I thinking of persia?

>>80024071
A lot of Lebanese and Iranians girls arw qts

>>80024026
I will never understand the obsession some women have with her
she looks like a model but she's not particularly amazing in any area. I've seen her interviews and she seems completely normal. do girls just relate to her more?

>>80022057
Dark enough for what? She's middle eastern.

Most Israelis and levantine arabs would pass for southern Europeans easily.

>>80021788
But what would be the SJW twist? Jafar was already gay

>>80024140
from my pov everyone was gay.

>>80024135
She's literally a 10/10 goddess.

>>80023986
I don't care if she's 65 if she's hairy enough.

>>80021788
bad poosi from GoT plays her

>>80024140
It's already about a bunch of durkas. That IS the SJW twist.

>>80021788
It should be directed by M. Night Shamamalaladdin

>>80022713
starring nicki minaj

>>80024139
not really

>>80021788
Soon hopefully. We need more middle eastern qtpies on the screen.

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That chick from Tru Blood would have been a great Jasmine over a decade ago.

>>80022230
It's not a real Middle Eastern kingdom. Hell, Jasmine should be Persian but she's depicted as Arab. Might as well get some hot dusky chick.

>expecting historical accuracy from a fucking Disney movie
Remember when Hercules beat his love interest to death in a fit of Hera inspired madness? No?

>>80022358
>Have her wear one and a dozen of leftards will call you patriarchal cis scum and ruin your twitter promotional campaign.
Rightfully so but that won't happen because feminists decided that Muslim hatred of women is just fine.

>Also if you do a modern adaptation, Aladdin would end up kill Jafar by blowing himself up because Genie would grant him 72 jasmines in paradise.
kek

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>>80023379
She's dark in the original movie pretty frequently. Later stuff lightened her to look more appropriately Persian.

>>80023606
does Jasmine look 15 going on 16 in the cartoon to you? Be honest.

>>80023986
She'll be portrayed as a teenager but played by someone around 25.

Aladdin was CHINESE

STOP CULTURAL APPROPRIATION

>>80025082
it's a bit hard to tell how old she looks in the cartoon to me. but i would put her under 30 for sure. though now that i think about it the story makes a lot more sense if she's an old hag of 35-40 years old. a princess would be much more likely to go for a street urchin if she's a blown out roastie. no prince is gonna want any of that when there are 16 year old princess virgins out there.

>>80025820
She's supposed to be 15 but she looks to be in her early to mid 20's to me.

Hard to tell because Disney designs have crazy sexual dimorphism anyway. The princesses are practically a different species from the other characters. (Not a complaint, just an observation)

>>80025820
No princess would stay unmarried for that long. They were getting married in their teens, if Jasmine was in her early 20s or something then it would make sense that her father keeps bitching about marrying her off because by that point it's getting late by the standards of the time.

>>80025889
She's wearing a belly dancer outfit in a Muslim kingdom. Real historical comparisons are of no use here.

>>80025889
ya your right that does make sense. though, like you said they were getting married in their teens(shit they still do over there) so her father could be complaining even if she was only 17

>>80025940
It wasn't a Muslim kingdom, though.

>>80026255
>Praise Allah
>Ambiguously Turko-Persian-Arab fantasy architecture everywhere
>A fucking jinn

>>80021788
>>80021876
>>80022019
>>80022258

>scarlet johannson as jasmine

>>80026255
They explicitly mention Allah. Plus, "Arabian Nights"....

>>80026594
I want this to happen. Have her wear an outrageously long black wig and a really deep obviously fake tan. Go full blackface with it.

>>80022785

she got some fake tits put into her

pretty much ruined her for me
obliviously would still smash

>>80026462
>>80026606
I wasn't aware of a specific mention of Allah, my fault. But Arabian culture did exist before Islam, you know.

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>>80021788
soon

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>>80021788
Disney World just covered up the park Jasmine from head to toe recently so don't expect the live action Jasmine to look hot i any way.

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>>80027910
RIP Disney park Jasmine

They'll cover her midriff screencap this

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Hey guys

>>80021876
Are there any good looking middle eastern pornstars?

>>80027934
shes just wearing her street clothes on the left.

>>80028005
this 2bh

There's a pretty decent live action adaption of several of the segments from the 1001 Nights that included a good Aladdin.

>>80028005
shazia sahari is superior

>>80028005

nastiest nips in the game

there is better elsewhere

>>80028005
Good clavicle game on that.

>>80027704
>I wasn't aware of a specific mention of Allah, my fault. But Arabian culture did exist before Islam, you know.
Yeah but you never see anything about pagan Arabian culture in media. Probably thanks in large part to Islam.

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>>80027737
>Sky High 2

>>80027910
>>80027934
Death to Islam

>>80021788
one of my 1st bonner.

>>80027910
>>80027934
why are muslims so gay

>>80029036
Literally the first boner I remember was from thinking about forcibly being turned intoPrincess Jasmineagainst my will.

I have no idea how that happens to a fucking pre-schooler.

>>80029235
They have no self control and need women totally covered or their urge to rape them becomes overwhelming. They are rabid dogs that are best put down, for their own good.

>gal gadot as the princess

I HATE live action "adaptions" of any animation.

>>80029481
I hate that western animation is dead in general. This is just salt in the wound.

>>80029409
>I have no idea how that happens to a fucking pre-schooler.
Same. This fucking harem bikini man.

>>80028858
Islam incorporated a lot of its pagan precursor-beliefs into its own lore as it developed, as most successful religions do.

SJW's have become so strange these days. i really don't know if they would rather jasmine be covered head to toe in a burka, not be allowed to leave the house, then be stoned to death at the end of the movie by her father because she didn't marry who he wanted, because you have to respect muslim culture or you are racist nazi, or if they would want her to be super progressive feminist don't need no man, jasmine becomes queen by herself and movie ends in 15 minutes and castrates jaffar and the street rat for being evil men.

I think they want both, and would be angry if either were made. Also they would be mad if a strict adaptation were made for a variety of reasons. I feel like sooner or later the SJW's are going to have to choose a side, pick muslims, or pick gays and women. You would think it would be an easy choice, but i think most of them have lost their god damn minds

>>80031018
>I think they want both, and would be angry if either were made. Also they would be mad if a strict adaptation were made for a variety of reasons. I feel like sooner or later the SJW's are going to have to choose a side, pick muslims, or pick gays and women.
No they don't. They can just rationalize away the cognitive dissonance forever because they live in a bubble.

Never , because no one can match Robin Williams performance.

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Leave Disneykino to me

>>80021876

Dev Patel

>>80031225

>Muh dick

Every time

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They already announced one with Bella Thorne as the most prospective choice for Jasmin

Not even fucking with you rn

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based golshifteh farhanianra is the only good choice

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>>80021829
Jafar wanted to fuck Jasmine though.

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>>80031369

Gillian Anderson for jasmine

>>80031509
didnt he already have a magic hypnostick that could control her?

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>>80031678
The force only has such power over the weak minded.

Idris Elba for Aladdin

>>80023865
takbir

>>80026594
I second this notion.

Jafar literally did nothing wrong. He was running the Sultanate while the Sultan played with his toys and Jasmine whined. As soon as he wants rewards for his service, he gets shit on. Typical.

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How about Sunny Leone?

She's got plenty of acting experience.

>>80031199
how can you rationalize supporting muslims, who regularly murder gays for being gay, and stone women to death for shit like cheating on their husbands. you cannot support muslims and call yourself a social justice warrior. it's literally supporting going 180 degrees in the direction they claim to want to go. they may as well support the KKK.

>>80031923
Because whypipo (aka oppressors of the earth aka crackaz) use their culture to subjugate other races while Muslims use their religion as a means of self-defense against Western imperialist hegemony. If Arabs didn't go ALLAHAHAHAHHA with Islam, we would've stolen their oil decades ago.

>>80031867
why do you guys keep posting roasties? jasmine is supposed to be young. maybe not teenage young, but not a roastie mc-toastie been far down the road-skie. are there no late teen early 20's arab chicks that can play a princess? you assholes keep posting queens 'n sheet.

>>80031923
It's all because of European colonialism and also those are all lies or exaggerations.

There, easy.

>>80031225
Gibe me teh pussy boss

>>80026462
Also every other female is hijabd

>>80032289
It's genuinely all because of Mongol and Turkish colonialism. Mongols burned down the centre of Arabian culture and religious enlightenment, and then there Ottomans made them region their backwater and funeled all these resources out. As a result there culture and religion both backslid into regressive conservatism, which is largely unbroken to this day. People who like Islam typically picture it as it was during their golden age-- like someone thinking that crazy Christian snake handlers must be cool because they pope was baller during the renaissance.

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>>80021788
We need the real saudi princess tho.

>>80032605
Steppe horsemen: Not even once

>>80032605
i'm sure there are lots of reasons why the KKK hate niggers, including sad and heartwarming stories. they don't care about any of that though. so why is it ok for muslims to throw fags off roofs and kill women for being raped. their sad stories are more sad? so it's OK?

>>80032777
He's not saying that mr. Satan +111. He's just putting forth an interpretation of how they came to be such backwards shitheads.

>>80032633
Holy shit. I would bang that haram slut with the fury of 10,000 suns

>>80032633
damn. THIS is what sandmonkeys look like???

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Someone drop grace's review