>"come on man the wheat ain't that bad"

>>80016578
I think we oughta discuss the wheat situation

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I guess she don't like the wheat either.

>A wheat disruption can only mean one thing: invasion.

>>80016866
came here to post this
>imagining the knife scene except it was Bill Paxton's surgeon
>CMON MAN THAT'S NOT FUNNY MAN

>>80016578
>Sigourney owning the scene without even trying

That's my girl.

Can I get a quick rundown on the wheat meme?

>>80021200
>space colonists bow to the wheat fields
>there are no animals on the planet, only wheat
>first crops found on other planets will be wheat crops

>>80021200
A meme is an item of information that takes up residence in the brain of a human host. The more unthinking and unquestioning the host, the more likely the meme will prosper there and propagate further.

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I think we oughta talk about the wheat situation.

>>80017316
audibly kekd

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>>80017316

>>80017316
>>80023466
>banjo music intensifies

You can try to force this meme all you want, it will never be another bane

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>What do you mean *they* cut the wheat? How could they cut the wheat, man? They're animals!

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>>80016578

Just take my OC and imagine I did W H E A T instead

this meme fucking sucks.

>>80025067
The important part is that people are trying. Quality memes must be forged in the heat of weaker memes.

>>80017279
kek

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Grain?

This stupid shit is about the only thing that makes me happy anymore. Thanks for bringing some light to my miserable life. Cheers OP.

Bonusposting >>>>>>>>> Wheatposting

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>>80017316
hmm

>>80025103
Yes it's like separating the wheat from the chaff

>>80024886
HARVEST OVER MAN
HARVEST OVER

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>>80026096
>not GRAIN OVER, MAN

>>80026167
fuck

>>80025822
Do you really want to talk about the bonus situation

/tv/ memes used to be great. Now we get shit like this.

>>80026228
I'm not doing anything else until we discuss this bonus situation.

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>>80026238

Someone's mad about their bonus

redpill me on the wheat situation

>>80026238
You know what the trouble is, anon?
We used to make shit on this board, meme shit.
Now we just put our hand in the next guys wheat.

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>>80026238
nothing is more cancerous to /tv/ than self-assigned meme lords that decide what is funny and what is forced. fuck off back to plebbit if you don't like it here.

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Ripley: How many crops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Lieutenant Gorman: Thirty eight... simulated.
Private Vasquez: How many *yielded* crops?
Lieutenant Gorman: Uh, two. Including this one.
Private Drake: Shit.
Private Hudson: Oh, man...

>"Bread bread wheat grain corn" - Ridley Scott

What the fuck did he mean by this?

THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WHEAT

unfunny forced memes

>>80026376
cringe

What is this wheat meme

I say we harvest the crops from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...

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>>80026238

This is Rumor Control. Here is the wheat.

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>A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm.
What did he mean by this?

>>80026957
deepest lore

>Wheat makes carbs
>Humans eat wheat
>Humans die off

>Aliens prefer keto
>Aliens eat humans
>Aliens survive

Pure Keto Kino

How come the aliens don't just impregnate the trees?

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>Let me see if I have this correct, Lieutenant - it's an 8-foot farmer of some kind with a passion for wheat, and it arrived on your spaceship. It reaps on sight, and is generally efficient. And of course, you expect me accept all this on your word.

>>80017316
>>>/s/17340438

>>80026238

Yeah man xDDDD 4U!

>>80024930
Take your OC and delete it. Horrendous.

Damnit, wheat posting for months.

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Official tier list

>>80016578

>grabs nearest weapon
>spoon

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You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bonus... on WHEAT? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.

>>80026376
>than self-assigned meme lords that decide what is funny and what is forced
Not him, but you do realize that you're describing the very people trying to force this meme on the board by spamming ir?

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>>80017316
>>80025346
I got ya big hoss

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Made this quick, hope you like it. :)

What's the hothead in the wheat meme

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>>80030907

>>80030979
That's a big wheat.

>>80029586
Bayyn?

>>80031062
For xenomorphs

>>80025822
Right.

The minute the baby alien bursts out of John Hurt's stomach is always the moment I lose interest in this film. Why? Because it is here that class issues are displaced by the struggle against the one enemy, the alien. Parker stops complaining about bonuses (class issues) and focuses on killing the killer monster. But this displacement is, in reality, more dangerous to Parker and Brett than the alien. Recall 9/11. It came down to the same thing. The anti-capitalist globalization movement (WTO) was displaced by the war on terror (WTC). I bring this up because as class tensions increase in our moment, the post-neoliberal moment, the moment when market ideology is in a state of crisis, it's important to ask who would benefit the most from an alien something, before the eyes of everyone, bursting out of the nervous guts/conditions of our times?

Oatpost wheat post crossover when?
Can you spare some wheat brother

>>80026238
We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket

>>80017316

NO HUMAN ESCAPES FROM XENO'S FARM

Guys do you ever, like think what a random guy who randomly happened across this board would think if he saw these posts 0.0 ???

He'd be soooo confused! xD

Like "wheat? omg what could they mean by that!? Wheat? Ahahaha wheat is how you make bread! What does it have to do with the new Alien movie?"

WHEAT!

hahahaa!

wheat...?

WHEAT!

ahahahaha!

....

WHEAT! xD

DAMN HUMANS EATING MY WHEAT AGAIN, MA GET MUH GUN!

>>80025887
Fuck off, I just finished cleaning snot and soda off of my keyboard.

>>80032658

Jesus christ this is developing fast

Where is the corn meme thread

>>80026238
/tv/ was never great and never had great memes this is the best it's ever been

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Wait

>Wheat was domesticated in the fertile crescent
>Aliens helped build the pyramids
>Both are in the same area

Really made me think you guys