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>>80008509
Probably Len or the Texan actress who wanted to fuck Jay.

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>>80008509
>they almost never talk about non-capeshit movies on Half in the Bag

I understand why, but I'm still sad about it. The new re:View is Demolition Man, by the way.

>>80008760
Demolition Man is not forgotten.

>>80008509
>not max landis
best news I've had all day

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>>80008509
No Oscar Episode
Why?

>>80008509
Shooting a Weekend at Bernie's / Spring Break movie.

>>80009137
Because Mike's crippling depression.

>>80010529
Some girls like a challenge.

>>80008509
They literally do nothing else. It's not surprising that they work on multiple videos at the same time.

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>>80009137

>>80008509

One of the guests is Patton Oswalt

>>80010744
best of the c ucks

>>80008509
They've always done this

I hope re:view is The Rock.

Easily one of my top action movies.

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>(not Max Landis)
>(also not Max Landis)

JEJ

>>80008509
>we're editing them all now
It would take some sort of genius to do all that.

>>80010744
Pls no

>>80010889
it's "Maxine" Landis. He finished transitioning.

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>>80011021
>He
Did you just misgender xir?

>>80011056
I was using "He" in the past tense. My apologies.

>>80011126
Maxine is also a transtimer, so there is no past tense you nazi.

>>80011126
Fuck, you? okay.

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>>80008509
>still no half in the bag

>>80011160
how can I repent? how?

If you're out there, if you can hear me, please forgive me Maxine. I beg of you.

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>>80010831
It's Demolition Man

>>80008509
>no oscars edition

>>80011247
>how can I repent? how?
$50 dollar per month subscription to RLM via Patreon.

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>>80011234
logan hitb by the end of the weekend
hopefully a get out one too

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Do NOT bully Josh! He deserves to be on the show!

He is an excellent catalyst to be the butt of jokes. Without him would would not know the wonders of juicy Shaq meat.

>>80011367
>hopefully a get out one too
Too controversial for them.

>>80011291
Beloved? Also isn't review supposed to be good movies. Demo Man is like HDTGM material.

>>80011424
How long before Josh has a mid-life crisis, goes paleo and does CrossFit, and starts bullying Mike and Rich?

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>>80011534
>>80011424
>when josh tries to get a joke in but jack starts doing a bit and everyone else starts adding to jack's bit so he has to entirely give up on the joke he was trying to make

My guess for the Re:view is the Last Action Hero.
Screencap this

>>80011424
this, as an unpleasant, unfunny, opinionated, balding virgin, josh is /ourguy/

>>80010744
On the one hand, he was in space cop and has some draw so might make a good choice.

On the other though, he is ULTRA politicised these days, and RLM seems to go out of their way to be pretty apolitical.

I genuinely hope he isn't on.

>>80011738
>Patton is on
>Tries to shove in Trump jokes and Hillary is awesome shit at every turn
>Mike or Rich make a good Hillary joke, just messing around
>Patton is visibly angry and quiet while everyone else is enjoying the joke
>Extreme close up of his face with "TRIGGERED"

>>80011424
Jack fulfils this role much better though.

/ourteam/ is Jack, Rich, Mike and Jay.

>>80010744
They won't invite a murderer to their show.

>>80012444

That's low anon

One of the guests is Jerry Seinfeld.

>>80012632
WHATS THE DEAL WITH THE TRANSFORMER FILMS?

>>80011056
Why do trans people forget how to clothe themselves?

>>80012480
Not even an edgy opinion. It's a well known fact.

Simon Pegg is a fan. Would be a great guest.

Top 20 Half in the Bag by view (out of ~145 episodes)
>over 1 million views
1 Half in the Bag v Batman v Superman - episode 106
2 Half in the Bag Episode 112: Ghostbusters (2016)
3 Half in the Bag Episode 100: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
4 Half in the Bag: Rogue One
>over 750,000 views
5 Half in the Bag Episode 92: Pixels
6 Half in the Bag Episode 114: Suicide Squad
7 Half in the Bag Episode 55: Man of Steel
8 Half in the Bag: The Transformers Series
>over 500,000 views
9 Half in the Bag: Episode 90 - Terminator: Genisys
10 Half in the Bag Episode 93: Fantastic Four
11 Half in the Bag Episode 21: Jack and Jill (1 of 2)
12 Half in the Bag Episode 53: Star Trek Into Darkness
13 Half in the Bag Episode 109: Captain America: Civil War
14 Half in the Bag Episode 104: The 2016 Oscars
15 Half in the Bag: Mad Max: Fury Road
16 Half in the Bag Episode 120: 2016 Movie Catch-up
17 Half in the Bag: Episode 87: Disney's: Marvel's: Avengers: Age of Ultron
18 Half in the Bag Episode 57: Grown Ups 2
19 Half in the Bag Episode 113: Star Trek Beyond
20 Half in the Bag: Jupiter Ascending and Battlefield Earth

As you can see, capeshit, star wars, star trek, Adam Sandler and things that are controversial (i.e feminism) are popular.

What happened to the female one?

>>80011424

>a few lbs shy of morbidly obese
>Unfit to the point of is out of breath after saying a single sentence
>heavily balding
>extreme unironic social justice warrior - "Hollywood Patriarchy" - "Don't talk about rape"
>heavily offended (and angered) by any non pc jokes
>works retail for minimum wage
>Can dish out the digs but not take them

Please climb back under your rock you fat cunt

>>80013342
They found a suitable place to bury her

Mike > Jay > Rich >> Wizard >>>>>>>>>>> Aids

>>80008509
IT BETTER NOT BE FUCKING JENNY I WILL SCREAM

>>80013328
>jupiter ascending and battlefield earth at the bottom
A lot of people missing out on YOUR FRIENDLY BARTENDER and DO YOU WANT LUNCH?

>>80013412
It's 20 out of 145 videos.

>>80011451
>isn't review supposed to be good movies
Not really, just older movies. Neither Mike nor Jay liked Independence Day but they re:viewed that.

>>80012444
But a kid of murderer is ok?

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>>80010744

Paaaatton.... Paaaatton

>>80008561
post pics

>>80009037
>inb4 it's max landis anyway

>>80011424
It's never, ever happening, Josh. We came around on Jack, but you are a faggot and always will be.

>>80008509
>not Max Landis

Thank fucking god.

>>80011958
jack isn't flustered by it though

>>80008509
Canadian hype

>>80011291
fuck yeah Demolition Man is so good

>>80013808
Kek

>>80015898
can you give me a run down on whats actually in there? what infographics?

>>80009137
Mike had a racist rant about Moonlight and they had to scrap it

>>80008509
Spoilers they loved Logan.

I was at the local theater in Milwaukee yesterday and I saw Mike Rich and Jay in the front row during the Logan screening. Rich was laughing nonstop at the clawing scene and I followed them in the lobby and I overheard Jay saying it was better than he expected. Also Mike was kissing a black girl.

>>80016120
Thank you.

>>80016184
I was at the same theatre, the blacksmith was pretty loud in that screening, really wish he'd move somewhere else.

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>>80015975

JUST FUCKING GET THAT FAGGOT MAX LANDIS IN SO YOU CAN STOP HOLDING THAT NEIL BREEN MOVIE HOSTAGE

>warned for off topic and posts deleted

Film makers histories are off topic?

I'm confused.

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>>80010744
>The blockages, combined with her taking Adderall, Xanax and pain medication fentanyl, caused his wife's death in April 2016

Cocaine was also later discovered in their house. What the fuck is wrong with these people? They have a 8 year old kid jesus christ

>>80016582
>with her taking Adderall, Xanax
heh, recently heard Joe talking about crazy mothers taking both

>>80016184
I know it's bullshit not because of the Mike kissing a black girl part, but because I know Jay is hyped for it from his twitter and him talking about it in streams, so "better than he expected" makes no sense

>>80016671
pretty fucking crazy to mix it with Fentanyl and coke

>>80008509
I'm predicting they'll love Logan. Jay will love it because of how brutal and depresing it is and Mike will love it because of how much you care about characters and how well structured it is.

>>80016582
>>What the fuck is wrong with these people? They have a 8 year old kid jesus christ

>people have to give up their private lives when they have children

lolno hitler

Why they refuse to review anything related to John Wick?

I bet that the special guests are racially diverse!

>>80017231
Fucking leafs confirmed.

>>80010744
Dammit.

>>80017026
This morning's janitor is really uppity. A bunch of stuff got deleted.

>>80017456
Such as this post I just replied to

I was hoping for a Cure for Wellness HITB

>lot's of editing in march
>meaning videos won't come out until april

jdimsa

Let's speculate who the guest is

>>80017167
If they reviewed actual kino, they'd get exposed. That's why they stick to capeshit and established sci fi franchises. Low hanging fruit.

>>80013328
It's pretty interesting how RLM videos sometimes have way more views than their subscriber count, especially on stuff like BoTW.
Way more impressive than pewdiepie with his 2-5 million views for 53 million subscrubers.

>him/her

They got the wachowski people to guest star? Holy crap

>>80010744

Why are people saying pls no

He is pretty funny

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>>80018169

>>80018169
They just reviewed:
Starship troopers
La la land
Don't breathe
Arrival
Rogue One

>>80008760
>they almost never talk about non-capeshit movies on Half in the Bag

They've proven this wrong many times, why do you chucklefucks keep spamming this?

>>80018271

I noticed this a while ago too, they don't have that many subs relative to other channels but their videos get good views around their sub numbers and more.

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>>80008509
It's good business practice. Authors bank books. Studios bank movies. You tubers bank vids.

Never know when a dry spell will hit you or a subject will gain relevance.

>>80018715
What gets you the most money on youtube? Subscribers or views?

>>80013328
>20 HITB
>6 Capeshit
>HUR DUR ALL THEY DO IS CAPESHIT LEL

Fucking lel BTFO

>>80018656
because le sjws xDDD

he'd be a great guest

>>80018821
No, he wouldn't. Forcing in his shitty political opinions in a video about films is not needed. Now I could accept the theory he'd not say anything political, but last video RLM did ended up with like 10 mins of random talk about random shit with Rich doing his terrible fucking laugh.

>>80012632
Frauds in Chairs Getting Beer?

>>80018869
It's not like they'de be forced to upload it or even confirm it's existence if they didn't want to.
They can just cut out whatever they want.

How would you react if the guest was Jenny?

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fuck off shills

>>80008509
Edmund McMillan?

>>80008760

Last episode was La La Land and Bye Bye Man

>>80010272

That sounds hilarious. I want Rich to be the dead body.

>>80020463
Is Bye Bye Man the sequel of La La Land?

1st quest is freddie williams aka the comic book art guy

I thought advertising was against the rules?

>>80010889
BEB

>>80010831

>kind-of forgotten

Fuck no, The Rock is still well known and oft regarded as Bay's best.

>>80012050
Maybe I have to rewatch it but when I saw it the first time it looked like a B-movie.

>>80008509
>not even the fat fucks give a shit about Kong's Dung Island
Sad!

>>80021727
Why would they when normies will flock to logan reviews?

>>80010889
he's had 89 sexual partners you know

>>80022112
I would expect more from someone working in Hollywood

>>80011738
>On the other though, he is ULTRA politicised these days, and RLM seems to go out of their way to be pretty apolitical.

Well RLM have revealed themselves to be alt-righters because of their Ghosbusters review. Remember how he insulted James Rolfe for calmly stating he didn't want to see it? I can't imagine he would even want to be in the same room as RLM after they eviscerated the movie.

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>>80020463
>>80020546
DON'T THINK IT DON'T SAY IT

>>80013328
Some of these were Blip only and were later added to youtube. Especially Jack and Jill

>>80022518
Don't forget they also did the Scientist Man analyzes Ghostbusters video which tore apart the narrative SJW's created about the backlash surrounding the movie

>>80011576
What joke was that?